Banned iPhone 4 Promo

Submitted by: for_serious? 7 years ago in Tech

Only the most diehard iPhone fans will get the new model after this parody.
There are 46 comments:
Male 6,693
I can see their mouth move. yea.
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Female 116
bahahahahaha proof that iPhone is overrated
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Female 9
i still want one
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Female 13
iPhone sucks. It takes mediocre technology & makes it seem brand new. If iPhone is so groundbreaking why did it only take video like last year?! My HTC Evo has video calling & we can call anyone on the Sprint network(iPhone can only call other iPhone users using wifi not att network). So, iPhone did not do video calling first even tho it will claim that. Also, you can`t tether your iPhone to your iPad (if your dumb enough to own one) which is ridiculous. My phone can be used as a wireless hot spot & iPhone can`t. My phone has an HDMI output on the phone, iPhone obviously doesn`t. I can get coverage on my phone if I break it or lose it & only have to pay like $50 for a new one. iPhone has no such thing so you have to buy a whole new phone. iPhone is not new technology, it just makes it easy for dumb people to use normal things.
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Male 815
@ yudontn0me

all i`m reading from your post is...oh wait, i didn`t read it, because you`re a retarded douche =)
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Female 62
@yudontn0me

LOL! Oh I can afford one. And I totally agree with what some of you are saying about the business aspect and needing to respond to e-mails instantly. But for the joe blows of the world (yudontn0me) :thank you Kadinsky: that those living with their parents and getting everything for free just want something to show off. It`s all about the brand name. Damn Yuppies....
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Male 4,393
once i heared phone sex that was it X(
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Male 1,455
"despite the hate, it`s still blows all the other phones out of the water. "

Oh, it blows all right...
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Male 698
nice!!!!!!!!!
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Female 3,574
@Elriuhilu, you mean like a blackberry?
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Male 302
Apple sucks. I say this every time. I hope I`m getting through to some people.
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Male 275
some of us (like me for example) need a device that can access the internet wherever we are in order to receive emails and look up important information while working. Laptops are too bulky and since we already have a phone with us why get a whole different device for internet when you can just make your phone do it? Less crap in your pockets and the ability to do your job quicker. I don`t see anything wrong with that.

@darkferret
video calls have been around for years but people don`t really use them. In Australia at least.
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Male 575
@yudontn0me

All I`m reading from YOUR post is: "my parents pay everything for me and I am still a teenager without any knowledge about life who thinks that laughing with poor people is fun".

I agree with bluegaze5 that it IS overpriced. Why the hell should I go and buy something I can get for way less money; in a way more original package, and doesn`t support the so called "underdog" of the technology industry?
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Male 245
@yudontn0me

All I`m reading from your tl;dr is "I`m kind of a douche"
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Male 2,748
video call would actually be really cool...
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Male 845
@bluegaze

all i am reading from your rant is "im poor, and not cool enough to own one"
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Female 62
Ok I think I am having some difficulty understanding this whole phenomenon. I understand phones that have all these awesome apps, can get on the internet, can do your laundry and cook your dinner all while curing cancer can look pretty enticing. But seriously do we HAVE to connect to the internet AT ALL TIMES??? Do we have to have apps that tell us when to poo, when to wipe and how to give birth? The only reason someone needs a phone is to call right? I can somewhat fathom it if a cell phone was all you had and no computer for internet. But most ppl own computers and have a cell phone...SO WHY DO WE NEED A CELL PHONE THAT GOES ON THE INTERNET??? Go home and use the computer. Don`t sit at a restaurant and facebook about you sitting at a restaurant. I guess my top level beef is all this crap is cutting us off from good old human communication. And it`s over priced.
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Male 310
i want to punch the next person who uses the term iOS and actually makes the i small and the other 2 letters caps. *personal face punch*
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Male 782
Whatever. They`re still garbage in my opinion. I talk to people on my phone. As long as I can still do that. I`m good.
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Male 199
first off, I-A-B seriously needs an edit feature so I don`t have to keep posting new things.

Second, I was misinformed in my second post, there were two banned commercials, one over the misunderstanding of phrase "really fast" when used in an iPhone commercial, and the other a misunderstanding when the ad says "all the parts of the internet are on the iPhone" which is true, there just aren`t add ons such as flash.
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Male 199
also, @tenty

There was ONE iPhone commercial banned in the UK, not "all of them". and it was over a misunderstanding. Yeesh. Apple bashers just grab at straws here >.<
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Male 199
despite the hate, it`s still blows all the other phones out of the water.

And besides WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD PAY $5 FOR DOODLEJUMP ON ANDROID?!?!?! I mean c`mon, it`s only $1 on iOS
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Female 373
Not getting one till it has 3 cameras. I want my 3rd camera
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Male 250
meh, not like I can afford the data plans for those things, anyway. plus I hate apple with a flaming passion. (kill signals? really, Steve? REALLY?)
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Male 256
Funny video, but it`s still a beautiful piece of electronics, and I`d love one if I could afford it.
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Male 262
Want...and still want.
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Male 373
it`s unnecessary, but still the best phone out there
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Male 91
"...since the iPad. And that thing is 2 months old."
I laughed so hard I coughed.
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Male 10,440
I`d pay $40 for it, and that is IF it does everything they say it will, and IF the contract is fair, which I doubt.
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Male 1,590
I`m waiting until 2013, when the iPhone 5G is released.
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Male 317
It`s funny how many iPhone haters are out there. And I would guess that some where around 100% of them don`t have one.......On that note, I will never go to another phone as long as Apple keeps pumping out new models. (this is after I originally traded in my blackberry for one)
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Male 680
Anyone seen the New Ipad commercials in UK "What is Ipad?" pretentious much
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Male 541
dumb dumb dumb
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Male 25,416
That was so not funny!
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Male 535
There was no funny in this... seriously - it was pretty stupid.
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Male 1,540
Sweet. Next-gen phone sex.
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Male 3,255
Calling this video "Fake iPhone Promo" would have been cool. Calling it "Banned iPhone Promo" is insulting and aggravating.
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Male 450
so u cant say we shorted u
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Male 633
well this is the first iphone i`m getting so i`m totally cool with it :)
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Male 52
i hear This Too Shall Pass in the background =D
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Male 39,902
ah, phone sex....*sigh*








call me
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Male 424
All of the US i-phone commercials are banned in the UK for bascially lying (when they show you how speedy the internet is on it) and other things ect... Useless piece of trivia there.
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Male 748
This is brilliant - I loved that guy`s speech about his kids going to college. :D
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Male 289
"in 2009 we added...a compass"
Priceless
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Male 192
It was alright... But seriously, this version after version after version is ridiculous. When will it ever stop!? And not just for iPhones, but for everything! We don`t need a version 4.1 just because you decided to add an extra button or make it different shape. OMG it`s red now! I have to sell my exact same white one for $10 and buy the $500 red one! :/
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Female 1,403
Link: Banned iPhone 4 Promo [Rate Link] - Only the most diehard iPhone fans will get the new model after this parody.
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