Another Difference Between Guys & Girls [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Misc

Guys probably even haven"t read this far either.
There are 142 comments:
Female 5
heyy i was still lookin at thumb.....im a female

im pretty sure i am
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Male 312
haha, good one... lol, and no...i wish...
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Male 80
i diiiddddd D= haha
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Male 1,371
damn, got me there.
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Female 914
lkmao
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Male 11,739
[quote]Ron Jeremy must have massive thumbs :o[/quote]

He is proof that the thumb thing is a myth, not a fact.
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Male 499
I can sadly confirm that myth is false...

DAMN MY LARGE HANDS!
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Male 6,694
Funny.
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Female 299
oh i`d be HUGE.
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Male 4
Ron Jeremy must have massive thumbs :o
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Female 62
I admit - even though I`m a woman - I looked at my thumbs before I continued reading. Unscientifical informational poster, you are wrong!
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Female 236
I would have a really small penis if I was male :o *Sadness*
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Male 3,076
HAHAHA fact confirmed XD
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Female 94
I`m female and even I looked at my thumb for a minute.
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Female 68
HAHA XD i wish i were a guy. i`d have a GREAT penis xD
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Female 52
My thumb is around 1.5 inches. ... Good thing I`m female. ^__^
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Female 282
If I was a man....I think I`d be pretty satisfied with my size.
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Female 488
I just texted my boyfriend to ask him if it was true.
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Male 74
Okay, I`m a guy and didn`t check my thumb, so what does that mean?
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Female 249
I checked my thumb to see how big my penis would be if I was a guy
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Male 4
9 and a half inches? I wish :D
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Male 1,590
"... if my dick was three times the length of my thumb i`d be shooting porn right now..."

Not until you turn 18, Skippy.
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Male 914
all the women in the office are looking at my thumb...work is officially ending early today...awwww yeeeaaaahhhhh...
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Male 516
Hahahahha got my I actually did the empirical test xD
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Male 5,094
I just thought "Huh, another of those nutty measuring methods" and kept reading.
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Female 80
If I were a guy, my dick would be huuge. :D
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Male 275
I looked at my thumb for a second then continued reading
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Female 89
i hate this so much.
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Male 79
ahn, is it bad that I only look at my thumb after the image said I would?
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Male 2,893
couldn`t i have just looked at my penis instead of my thumb?
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Male 505
"Guess I`m a woman.."
Congratulations?
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Female 877
@smo: yaay i`m not the only girl who looked at her thumbs. (it took me a while though x) my hands are small but my thumb shows me that i`d have a big penis if i was a boy tee-hee
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Female 351
I looked at my thumb...if i had a penis i dont think it would be very big.
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Male 194
See, the fun thing is that if you really cared to measure your penis you could simply get a ruler and do it mathematically, as opposed to looking at your thumb and believing something one has heard on the internets.
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Male 12,365
[quote]But seriously: what part of the thumb counts as part of the length? I mean I want a bona fide internet answer, not just some crazy definitive anatomical reference...[/quote]

In that case:

It`s the amount you can fit into someone`s arse.
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Male 977
Oh... and yeah Suicism... you`re a woman.
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Male 245
Huh. I started reading through them, got to the thumb line, looked at my thumb, and then read the last two lines...

But seriously: what part of the thumb counts as part of the length? I mean I want a bona fide internet answer, not just some crazy definitive anatomical reference...
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Male 977
I started to turn my thumb towards myself and instead read the bottom of the pic and lost it. Good one... good one.
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Male 176
Damm, you got me there *typing while still looking at the thumb*
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Female 225
that meant to be
pi(thumb)-penis
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Female 225
Ï€(Thumb)=Penis
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Male 316
dammit
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Male 11
i read the last two lines first. this raises complicated questions.

oh by the way, that`s an hitch-hikers thumb.
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Female 261
I read the bottom two lines, but it took four tries to get through the top - I kept getting bored. What does that say about me??
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Male 3,631
Guess I`m a woman..
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Male 1,129
shoot mine is like 2.5 as my thumb.
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Male 1,184
Back...

The average thumb length IS 2 inches. The median is even less than that. Thumbs are not very long.

Unless you`re counting way back to the base of the palm, in which case the average is 4 inches. But most people don`t even realize that`s part of the thumb.
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Male 15,832
I give this post three thumbs up!
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Male 2,748
... if my dick was three times the length of my thumb i`d be shooting porn right now...
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Male 1,557
I wish mine was three times the length of my thumb! lol. It aint though :(
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Male 59
I should add: Thumb length for men... women tend to have smaller hands on average, but aren`t applicable in the comparison.
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Male 59
If the average penis length is 6 inches... who the hell thinks the average thumb length is 2 inches? It`s a totally made up comparison, for humor I would guess.
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Male 23
I read the whole thing without checking my thumb. HA!
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Male 1,184
Ah... I think I see how this person is working the stats...

The median of thumb lengths (not the average, but the median--The median is smaller than the average for thumb length) is about equal to a .33 times the average of penis lengths. But thumb length and penis length have a very weak correlation, so this statistic is not going to show in most people. In the few people it does show, it`s primarily just chance.
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Male 782
@Swaywithme LOL! Poor you. :(
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Female 3,696
I stopped and measured my thumb and then remembered I didn`t have a penis. FML I want to play too!
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Male 2,345
my thumbs are about three inches long...just saying

anyone read the rest of the message to find out what it said? ;-D
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Male 126
haha didn`t even cause i`m not insecure =P
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Male 415
I looked at the thumb for a few seconds then got reading
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Male 77
I have pretty big thumbs...just sayin.
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Female 17
Haha... I read it all but after I went checked my fiance :D
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Male 561
only three?
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Female 331
lol i stacked my thumbs too to see how big i would be if i were a guy, but then i was like no f*ing way, because if i were a guy my thumbs would be bigger and hence i would be like a mammoth. 0.o so yea...but it only lasted a few seconds or so
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Female 257
lol if i was a guy id have a small penis
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Female 231
Stereotypes are funny.
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Male 225
I wasn`t looking at my thumbs..
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Male 39,556
I give this posting a TWO THUMBS UP
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Male 3,915
lol...i stacked my thumbs on top of eachother...
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Female 277
Too busy staring at my thumbs, even though I don`t havee a penis
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Male 56
I admit... i was still looking at my thumb :(
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Male 1,184
Nice one, Harry. It`s a "vulgar" joke, but it requires knowledge to understand it. Probably the best kind.
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Male 2,506
I checked my thumb, then continued reading :)
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Female 199
Stelly, nawww, I`m just a stud.
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Female 136
If the whole thumb thing is true, I would be an unlucky boy. I have midget thumbs
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Female 1,963
I also stopped reading after the penis thing, but mainly because I was in too big of a hurry to say that it was incorrect.

Now I`m embarrassed at being such a smartass.
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Male 1,590
How large is the difference between men and women?

It`s a vas deferens.

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Male 719
Anyone who tells you that you can determine the size of body part Y from body part X probably also believes that a girl can`t get pregnant if you have sex underwater.



Erect penises are 5.5" with a standard deviation of 0.75".
http://secure.condomania.com/Rankings/
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Male 105
LOL I`m totally busted.. i was checking my thumb and thought,, yes IAB is right once more..and the I scrolled down and got BUSTED
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Male 6
I have long thumbs.
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Male 317
[quote]I stopped to measure...

LADIES ;D[/quote]

uhhh FriskyRonnie, your info says you are a chick.....I hope it`s not because IAB didn`t have a "tranny" option....
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Male 503
hahaha anyone still looking at their thumb
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Male 16
hang doesn`t that mean 6 thumbs not 3? ;D
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Male 637
Apparently I`m a chick. Or I`m just logical. Either way, I`m hungry.
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Male 312
O.o Am I a woman?
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Male 233
lol @fatninja

femur is as hard as concrete and i still managed to break it playing soccer ;x

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Female 9,558
XD
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Female 199
I stopped to measure...

LADIES ;D
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Male 833
obviously there is no direct correlation between a mans thumb and that same mans penis, that is just based on average lengths of both.
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Male 25,417
What if your thumb was lost in a accident, does that make you mysterious!
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Female 91
HAHA thats great, as i was reading the last line, hubby, said "oh wow it`s about right" while looking at his thumb lmfao
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Female 179
I measured the distance of my thumb for three times, is it true because I`ve never seen an actual penis.
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Male 3,255
So you can just make poo up and it`s factual and funny? K.

Real difference between a guy and a girl.

The girls reading this sentence are all sitting on blue chairs and the guys reading it are sitting on their heads.

LOLOL WIN
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Male 39,556
now you`re gonna have every guy looking at every other guy`s thumbs to see how he measures up
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Male 4,867
my thumbs are kinda long...but a weird shape,
do what you will with that info
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Male 333
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I had my thumb up the whole time after I read that part
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Male 970
not true, am I a woman now?
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Male 96
hahahahahahaha so true

ANNYWAY, my thumb is 20 cm long... do the math
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Female 1,894
uuuumm my hair doesnt hold 3 kg haha Lies
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Male 658
My thumbs are three inches long.
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Male 1,623
Not true.
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Female 3,726
DrunkStepdad Male, 40-49, Western US 55 Posts Sunday, June 20, 2010 11:45:33 AM
Are they referring to when it`s hard or soft? Dear God I hope they mean when it`s hard.
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Soft silly. I just checked my hubby and he`s 4 times the length of his thumb...soft!
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Male 2,159
I read the whole text and only thought about the length of my thumb. What does that make me?
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Male 196
I have this abnormal thumb that`s like 4 and a half inches, I guess my penis is 13 and a half? Looks more like 7 to me, eh.
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Male 60
@Zebrameat,

20 mins is how long it takes for the feeling of fullness to reach your brain. The physical food itself does take only 5-10seconds.
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Male 27
so.. the difference is that guys have a penis..
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Male 3,819
lmao
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Male 1,442
Siyanor: Maybe, but I was on about mine. If I had 9 inchs I would be making thousands in porn by now.
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Male 12,365
Human hair one is very wrong. It`s strong, but not *that* strong. Unless you`re a cyborg who grows steel hair.

A femur has a comparable resistance to compression, but is that strength? Woolly terms.

Heartbeat varies significantly between individuals, so that statement can`t be true. Probably the same for blinking.

Remaining standing is a complex task involving a lot of the body, so maybe that one`s true.
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Male 7,813
shahar, what were you comparing it to?
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Male 12,365
[quote]A woman probably wrote it.[/quote]

Given that it`s quite rarely men who try to work out the size of another man`s dick from his thumb, hands, feet, nose or any of the other equally inaccurate methods, I agree.

The only way to know is to see it erect. Hard luck, nothing else will work reliably.

Out of interest, are any of these "facts" true?

I looked at the picture first, then read the text under it, then the rest of the text. How weird am I?
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Female 517
erm. ima guy?
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Male 1,184
Evil, the average is probably 3x... some are longer, some are shorter.
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Male 107
mouth->stomach is 20 min not 7 sec for food. Hard to believe but true.
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Male 206
Are they referring to when it`s hard or soft? Dear God I hope they mean when it`s hard.
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Male 1,442
Didn`t even bother to check. My thumb has been on my dick enouth times just this weekend to know the difference isn`t 3x thankyou!
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Male 1,184
I looked at my thumb AND continued reading.

Maybe because I`m gay.
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Male 24
lol i stared at my thumb for a bit, then i kept reading, but when i got to the end i realized that i was still doing a thumbs up while reading
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Male 39,556
ChrisRLive...why do you say it`s fake?

If you have big thumbs then that means you ha....oh, I get it.

sorry dude
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Male 103
I don`t know if it was meant to be a joke but the penis is not comparable to any part of the body.
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Male 397
This is crap, it isn`t even true. A woman probably wrote it.
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Male 4,014
no, I kept reading, this is stupid.
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Male 39,556
What about the celectrity from that other post with three thumbs?

No wonder he`s a star
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Male 39,556
I had to strip down to check that.


well, what`dya know..... it`s true









for you ladies.... I have big thumbs
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Male 27
wtf i kept on reading...am i special???
is there any achievement about the penis length if u keep reading?
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Male 425
According to this one of my appendages doubles as a lasoo.... my thumb is just over 3 inches.
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Male 1,148
I laughed, but I read all the way through :s
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Male 2,004
i read all of it then looked at my thumb
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Male 931
And most mens insecurities will be flooding out in the comments. :P
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Male 219
wait...I kept reading...O_O
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Male 363
Didn`t work.
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Female 423
I laughed
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Male 260
Too bad the thumb thing is fake...i mean i have a big thumb but...:(
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Male 36
Well, the thumb-penis thing is not correct I think, although it would be nice...

But seriously, 3 thumbs? That`s around 18 cm (7 inch) for me, which is quite huge for a 15-year old.
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Male 142
Aww drat I didn`t finish reading... lol
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Male 730
Lulz.
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Male 142
Penis one is false..
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Male 394
You won this round, Fancy!
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Male 7,813
damn, that means im a woman. that "fact" isnt true, i have comparatively smaller thumbs.
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Male 848
Most of that isn`t true.
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Male 165
Im a woman T.T
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Male 13
I`m suppose to be looking at my thumb? Whoops...
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Male 20,827
Link: Another Difference Between Guys & Girls [Pic] [Rate Link] - Guys probably even haven`t read this far either.
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