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Date: 06/10/10 08:05 AM

85 Responses to And This Is Why You Should Avoid Sharks [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18853 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 8:05 am
    Link: And This Is Why You Should Avoid Sharks - Cripes, it like a mutant super race of sharks!
  2. Profile photo of jamie76
    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 8:10 am
    damn nature...WTF is wrong with you!!!
  3. Profile photo of doodledaniel
    doodledaniel Male 30-39
    5 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 8:11 am
    That doesn`t even look like a shark
  4. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 8:12 am
    that looks insane
  5. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 8:13 am
    Dang ! That thing could eat a Buick.
  6. Profile photo of NoArms5534
    NoArms5534 Male 18-29
    196 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 8:16 am
    It`s not a shark, it looks like some sort of snapping turtle. It has a beak for crying out loud.
  7. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 8:17 am
    That`s that desert critter from Return of the Jedi...Right?
  8. Profile photo of izzylyn
    izzylyn Female 13-17
    80 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 8:18 am
    thats how to get to wonderland....
  9. Profile photo of ippa
    ippa Female 18-29
    143 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 8:18 am
    What`s with all the blood? And how does it eat with teeth like that?
  10. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 8:22 am
    creepier
  11. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 8:22 am
    There is no such thing as enough teeth
  12. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 8:26 am
    not a shark
  13. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 8:27 am
    My ex....
  14. Profile photo of agent_024
    agent_024 Male 18-29
    3 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 8:29 am
    that`s not a shark, it`s the throat of an alligator snapping turtle, and those spikes are fleshy rather than hard. You can tell that it`s not a shark as it has a beak tip on the lower jaw. Still awefully disturbing though.
  15. Profile photo of fuzzz89
    fuzzz89 Male 18-29
    5 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 8:34 am
    It`s not a shark, it`s one of those snapping turtles. Dangerous little buggers
  16. Profile photo of Thorgrimmer
    Thorgrimmer Male 18-29
    180 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 8:38 am
    That`s no shark, it`s the Sarlaac Pit!
  17. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 8:43 am
    What the hell, What kind of shark is that ?
  18. Profile photo of Hemtroll
    Hemtroll Male 18-29
    363 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 8:46 am
    That`s no shark, that`s a space station!

    Sorry, someone had to do it.
  19. Profile photo of pumba62
    pumba62 Male 40-49
    1018 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 8:50 am
    It doesn`t look like James Woods!
  20. Profile photo of nielzz
    nielzz Male 18-29
    75 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 9:10 am
    I would do it...
  21. Profile photo of noni2ancy
    noni2ancy Female 18-29
    60 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 9:10 am
    can i just pretend it`s a sand worm? i could die happy.
  22. Profile photo of Webz
    Webz Male 18-29
    542 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 9:17 am
    It has spikes on it`s tongue!!
  23. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 9:17 am
    Orthodontry isn`t big under the water is it?
  24. Profile photo of Scott_2150
    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 9:18 am
    F*ck me, that looks like a Sarlaac pit!
  25. Profile photo of togoth
    togoth Male 13-17
    129 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 9:36 am
    there is no god..
  26. Profile photo of OcelotUK
    OcelotUK Male 18-29
    85 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 9:43 am
    It`s a leatherback turtle >.<

    http://www.turtlejournal.com/?p=304
  27. Profile photo of CHICOMIMI
    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 9:53 am
    Not a shark.
  28. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 10:02 am
    Looks like one of those sand worms from Dune.
  29. Profile photo of hazeofwar
    hazeofwar Male 18-29
    213 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 10:03 am
    What the **ck is that?! It looks like one of those worms from Tremor!
  30. Profile photo of BlooPikachu
    BlooPikachu Female 18-29
    346 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 10:32 am
    *Screams an almighty scream*
  31. Profile photo of util
    util Male 18-29
    136 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 10:48 am
    Vagina dentata?
  32. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 10:52 am
    I was playing a mmo with a quest requiring fishing. The creature I was fishing looked like a Marlin

    but the MMO said it was trout.

    I blame crap like that, for this picture. Everyone is getting so sloppy with everything.
    Taxonomy iz hards!


  33. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 10:52 am
    It`s a sarlacc.
  34. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 11:04 am
    Shark or not, still scary
  35. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 11:14 am
    ITS A TRAP!
  36. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 11:19 am
    Doesn`t look like a shark...
  37. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 11:20 am
    It`s an extra-large RapeX.
  38. Profile photo of verinon
    verinon Male 18-29
    335 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 11:24 am
    That`s not a shark, it`s a leatherback sea turtle. They have those flast spikes in their throat so they can have an easier time eating jellyfish. Hard to keep down, you know?
  39. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 11:25 am
    pretty sure that`s not a shark
  40. Profile photo of laurjendee
    laurjendee Female 18-29
    202 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 11:28 am
    donotwantdonotwant
  41. Profile photo of izzielee
    izzielee Female 18-29
    94 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 11:48 am
    holy fu--. I`m not too sure it`s a shark but it is creepy.
  42. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1002 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 11:51 am
    Sarlacc of the sea!
  43. Profile photo of xKiesix
    xKiesix Female 18-29
    448 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 11:56 am
    That`s totally a turtle. Shark`s mouths don`t open like that. Fail.
  44. Profile photo of Inteluhgint
    Inteluhgint Male 18-29
    135 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    WTF?! I clicked the next button and I looked away from the computer. When I looked back, this thing was right in my face!
  45. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    thats primetimekinsmom`s rapex
  46. Profile photo of campofclay
    campofclay Male 30-39
    177 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    Definitely not a shark, though the teeth are similar.
  47. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    Ouchies!
  48. Profile photo of Lukgeezy
    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    Sop do I stick my Dik in this???
  49. Profile photo of Blandino123
    Blandino123 Male 13-17
    88 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    this thing looks disgusting
  50. Profile photo of outdoorMINER
    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    Uh oh hot dog!
  51. Profile photo of Swerdfeger
    Swerdfeger Male 18-29
    65 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    Oh THAT"S why I should avoid sharks, because of their teeth. I was avoiding them because of their poor hygiene and lack of conversational skills.
  52. Profile photo of SamVimes
    SamVimes Male 30-39
    619 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    Sarlacc?
  53. Profile photo of starfl4ke
    starfl4ke Female 18-29
    349 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    Dratting hell!
  54. Profile photo of mithraela
    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    Actually that makes the world seem much closer to hell. The Sarlac can`t move(which causes me to wonder how they mate,) but this thing can chase you, and that, my friend, makes me want to bitchslap mother nature right across the face.
  55. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    Lol Sam, that`s the first thing that came to my mind too.
  56. Profile photo of rawryness
    rawryness Female 13-17
    111 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 4:32 pm
    It`s actually a Leatherback Turtle`s throat. Those are spines so when they eat jellyfish, if they jellies try to escape, they get caught on the spines.
  57. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    i just sh*t i brick... make that 5
  58. Profile photo of billy66bare
    billy66bare Male 18-29
    289 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 4:57 pm
    lol @mithraela
  59. Profile photo of bloodwrage
    bloodwrage Male 18-29
    152 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 5:03 pm
    " So, 1,100 men went into the water, 316 men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb."
  60. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    this looks like a turtle not a shark...
  61. Profile photo of dooflotchie
    dooflotchie Female 30-39
    336 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    Whoa...I think I ought to avoid turtles too!
  62. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 5:29 pm
    Ooh! he has a quarter in his belly lemme just reach in.....
  63. Profile photo of syke22
    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 5:41 pm
    Looks like an Asian hooker`s cooch.
  64. Profile photo of fknloser
    fknloser Male 30-39
    418 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    its a snapping turtle you idiot. wow this poster really did learn nothing is school. so sad
  65. Profile photo of SamVimes
    SamVimes Male 30-39
    619 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 6:06 pm
    Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark’s in the salsa.

    Our shark.


  66. Profile photo of anarchsoul
    anarchsoul Male 30-39
    593 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 6:24 pm
    duh duh...duh duh...duh duh....salsa shark! were gonna need a bigger boat!
  67. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    @fknloser WOW way to insult people when you don`t even know what you`re saying -.-; Leatherback turtles are sea turtles, not snapping turtles a-hole. Looks like you need to go back to school too.
  68. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 8:31 pm
    fknloser fails for being an idiot, but poster fails less even though it`s labeled as a shark >>;
  69. Profile photo of lilsheep
    lilsheep Male 18-29
    225 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 10:17 pm
    omg!! bone it!!!
  70. Profile photo of pfkdxius
    pfkdxius Male 18-29
    314 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 10:43 pm
    That`s no shark, it`s a sarlacc!
  71. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 12:09 am
    thats not a shark...the upwards point at the end of its mouth leads me to believe it is some kind of turtle. definitely not a shark though.
  72. Profile photo of 3RiCa200
    3RiCa200 Female 18-29
    6 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 2:00 am
    What ever it actually is, it would suck balls to get bit by that thing.
  73. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 2:55 am
    syke22
    Male, 13-17, Southern US
    467 Posts Thursday, June 10, 2010 5:41:40 PM
    Looks like an Asian hooker`s cooch.


    or a hillbillys vag
  74. Profile photo of betardfooser
    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 6:38 am
    yikes! mini-sarlacc!
  75. Profile photo of kittykittkat
    kittykittkat Female 13-17
    34 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    Wow, guys its a leatherback sea turtle, check it out on here:
    Link for the turtle picture
    Its like 3/4 of the way down the page.
  76. Profile photo of MrVandercar
    MrVandercar Male 18-29
    286 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 5:25 pm
    WARNING: DO NOT INSERT PENIS!!!
  77. Profile photo of iiiihatejmac
    iiiihatejmac Female 18-29
    477 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 9:05 am
    omg
  78. Profile photo of sponzorusa
    sponzorusa Female 18-29
    41 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 10:49 am
    jennifer`s body?
  79. Profile photo of Pyroo
    Pyroo Male 18-29
    108 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    WTF?! OP is stooopid? Do your research before you post.
  80. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    June 13, 2010 at 1:06 am
    That guy needs to see a dentist.
  81. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    June 13, 2010 at 1:09 am
    gothomo: Fancy`s always failing at that. Get used to it.
  82. Profile photo of Skulch
    Skulch Male 70 & Over
    21 posts
    June 13, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    its p obv this is a moon sloth
  83. Profile photo of boredbryson
    boredbryson Male 18-29
    6 posts
    June 16, 2010 at 7:31 pm
    This is not a shark, It`s a leather back sea turtle:
    http://www.turtlejournal.com/?p=304
  84. Profile photo of The_Waz
    The_Waz Male 18-29
    169 posts
    August 11, 2010 at 3:55 pm
    That`s badass.
  85. Profile photo of themightybox
    themightybox Male 13-17
    76 posts
    December 29, 2010 at 11:05 am
    its the sarlac pit!

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