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Date: 06/10/10 03:36 PM

91 Responses to And Now You Know Why He Married Her [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18940 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    Link: And Now You Know Why He Married Her - And you also get an idea of what was in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction.
  2. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 3:40 pm
    well then, on wonder everyone was suprised
  3. Profile photo of Nightshifter
    Nightshifter Male 18-29
    513 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 3:44 pm

    She`s Old Gregg!!
  4. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 3:47 pm
    Great Pulp Fiction reference.
    I always figure it was Marcellus Wallace`s soul... but this will do just fine.
  5. Profile photo of optix_reverb
    optix_reverb Male 18-29
    263 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 3:48 pm
    He has seen the light...and it was good.
  6. Profile photo of hoodafakizit
    hoodafakizit Male 40-49
    353 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    When the cops shouted "Hands up!" I don`t think this is what they meant!
  7. Profile photo of xhaseox
    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    ummmm creepy.
  8. Profile photo of mithraela
    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    Far some reason this makes me think of the artificial breeding of cows.... I know, just shoot me.
  9. Profile photo of Salted_Eggs
    Salted_Eggs Male 18-29
    774 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 3:59 pm
    I always thought it was Marcillis` soul.
  10. Profile photo of CreepyShanny
    CreepyShanny Female 18-29
    152 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    funny pic



    but who thought that it was marcellus` soul in the case? what a LAME discovery that would`ve been. i thought it may have been gold bars or a golden statue of something...ya know something that may go with the story line. sheesh
  11. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    "So that`s what you`ve got going down there. Never would have known..." His face is priceless.
  12. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    The Golden Palace of the Himalayas!!
  13. Profile photo of umm_WTF
    umm_WTF Male 18-29
    31 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    "and thats why they called me king midas in college"
  14. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    @ CreepyShanny .. have you even seen Pulp Fiction? How the hell could it be "gold bars or a golden statue of something..."

    Geesh
  15. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    In all seriousness though,
    Tarantino himself said it was a just something thrown into the plot to make the audience speculate on what it might be.
    It was really just a light bulb.
  16. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9257 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    "I always thought it was Marcillis` soul."

    Me and my brother claimed it was a box of crayons.
  17. Profile photo of sonikku
    sonikku Male 18-29
    350 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 4:23 pm
    "And you also get an idea of what was in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction."

    Erm... glowing c*nts?
  18. Profile photo of Elgen
    Elgen Male 30-39
    6 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 4:32 pm
    "In all seriousness though,
    Tarantino himself said it was a just something thrown into the plot to make the audience speculate on what it might be."

    Might it have been the same thing that was in the trunk of the car in Repo Man, or the mysterious case in Kiss Me Deadly?
  19. Profile photo of fknloser
    fknloser Male 30-39
    418 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 4:32 pm
    um yes i think my fiance` has a "gold" vajj and all, but one that glows is probably either highly radioactive or just glowing hot from extreme friction from the best man an hour and a half before this picture :/
  20. Profile photo of TheeAJ123
    TheeAJ123 Male 30-39
    118 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 4:33 pm
    I wonder if that the "not so fresh" feeling i`ve heard about in those commercials?
  21. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    I always thought it was a briefcase full of the most delicious nachos in the world. They were so delicious that the cheese glowed.

    amirite?
  22. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    Never saw pulp fiction, so i dont get the joke. nice glowing jiney, though
  23. Profile photo of dudeman1st
    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1354 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 4:51 pm
    Marcellus Wallace`s soul is the correct answer. Lrn2google. The guys in the room were able to obtain the soul from the devil, which is why the gangsters were dealing with a bunch of white nerdy types. The bandaid at the back of Marcellus` head was where the soul was extracted. The idea came from the trunk of the Malibu in Repo Man. Tarantino is hush-hush about it because he plans to make a movie out of that transaction. Cool story bro.
  24. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    because her vagina glows?
  25. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 4:54 pm
    Er...why is this amusing? Am I just missing something?
  26. Profile photo of Blandino123
    Blandino123 Male 13-17
    88 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    she shud get that checked out..
  27. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 5:06 pm
    dudeman1st.. I heard the movie is suppose to be about about the Vega brothers, That would be sooo awesome
    I heard that years ago, however.
  28. Profile photo of allie22
    allie22 Female 18-29
    23 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    From imdb:
    Speculation abounds as to the nature of the mysterious glowing contents of the case: - Could it be Elvis`s gold suit, seen worn by Val Kilmer (as Elvis) in True Romance (1993)? - The most persistent theory (most usually attributed to a friend of a friend who saw it posted on a message board by someone whose brother had read a report of a radio interview with Tarantino himself) is that it is Marcellus Wallace`s soul. The story goes that when the Devil takes a person`s soul, it is removed through the back of the head (this isn`t part of any known religion, but this is what the message board posters say). When we see the back of Marcellus`s head he has a Band-Aid covering the precise spot indicated by tradition for soul removal. Perhaps Marcellus sold his soul to the devil which would also explain why the combination to open the briefcase is 666. - Quentin Tarantino has said that the band-aid on the back of Marsellus Wallace`s neck had nothing to do with an allusion to the
  29. Profile photo of allie22
    allie22 Female 18-29
    23 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    - According to Roger Avary, who co-wrote the script with Quentin Tarantino, the original plan was to have the briefcase contain diamonds. This seemed neither exciting nor original, so Avary and Tarantino decided to have the briefcase`s contents never appear on screen; this way each filmgoer could mentally "fill in the blank" with whatever struck his or her imagination as best fitting the description "so beautiful". The orange light bulb (projecting shimmering light onto the actors` faces) was a last-minute decision and added a completely unintended fantastic element. - In a radio interview with `Howard Stern` in late 2003, Quentin Tarantino was asked by a caller the contents of the briefcase, and he answered, "It`s whatever the viewer wants it to be.
  30. Profile photo of allie22
    allie22 Female 18-29
    23 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    last phrase of the first comment shoul read: Quentin Tarantino has said that the band-aid on the back of Marsellus Wallace`s neck had nothing to do with an allusion to the Devil stealing Marsellus`s soul... but that the actor Ving Rhames had a scar on the back of his neck he wanted to cover up.
  31. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 5:22 pm
    Damn.. Soooo that means.... its two light bulbs and a battery under the bride dress then. :-(
  32. Profile photo of axeman929
    axeman929 Male 30-39
    195 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 5:22 pm
    I could swear my girls glows or some thing cause I am attracted to it like a moth to light bulb, damn.
  33. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 5:23 pm
    she lights his darkest hour!
  34. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    haha that pulp fiction reference was brilliant!
  35. Profile photo of Exsilium
    Exsilium Male 18-29
    134 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 5:38 pm
    "I`m sorry sweetheart, I just lit your hair on fire..."
  36. Profile photo of Raokin
    Raokin Female 18-29
    452 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 5:41 pm
    Aww. This is cute.
  37. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 6:24 pm
    Not only is he a gynecologist, hes a magician.
  38. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 6:30 pm
    She`s got a flaming case of something....
  39. Profile photo of necrobitch
    necrobitch Female 18-29
    467 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 6:39 pm
    i love vaginal lip lights they are so fun
  40. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 7:01 pm
    Old Greg?!
  41. Profile photo of ferrari91169
    ferrari91169 Male 18-29
    208 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 7:33 pm
    @axeman929, "I could swear my girls glows or some thing cause I am attracted to it like a moth to light bulb, damn."

    Nah, you probably just have your sex doll too close to a lamp...that`s a fire hazard you know.
  42. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 7:35 pm
    Marcellus` soul was in the briefcase.
  43. Profile photo of TheNameless
    TheNameless Male 13-17
    55 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 7:42 pm
    why have i never heard of these `vaginal lip lights` you speak of?!?
  44. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 7:44 pm
    "Old Greg?!"

    This made me literally lol
  45. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 7:52 pm
    Glory Hole?
  46. Profile photo of Brain-Freeze
    Brain-Freeze Male 30-39
    34 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 8:13 pm
    This picture makes me think of the line from Robin Hood: Men in Tights - "It IS the greatest treasure in all the world."
  47. Profile photo of afroking
    afroking Male 13-17
    7 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 8:18 pm
    Congratulations! It`s a halogen!
  48. Profile photo of den3jlb
    den3jlb Male 18-29
    364 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 8:37 pm
    Is this what it looks like when ET fingers Mrs ET?
  49. Profile photo of ShadowMoses
    ShadowMoses Male 18-29
    257 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 8:47 pm
    Wow, she`s gorgeous. ^_^
  50. Profile photo of warbad
    warbad Male 50-59
    13 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 9:03 pm
    No sense keeping your light under a bushel.
  51. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 9:53 pm
    her dress isnt white...that always makes me laugh.
    but yes, she is very pretty
  52. Profile photo of eddier
    eddier Male 18-29
    20 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 10:19 pm
    She looks like Alyson Hannigan, but prettier :D
  53. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 10:35 pm
    CONGRATULATIONS, It`s a....uhh...it`s......A lightbulb? Wtf?

  54. Profile photo of jayme21
    jayme21 Male 18-29
    585 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 10:37 pm


    Snope the settler of internet argumentshttp://www.snopes.com/movies/films/pulp.asp
  55. Profile photo of Brain-Freeze
    Brain-Freeze Male 30-39
    34 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 10:50 pm
    "See? I told you that I was related to Thomas Edison!"
  56. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 11:18 pm
    Yeah, the first thing I thought of was Old Gregg.
  57. Profile photo of XxSpitfirexX
    XxSpitfirexX Female 18-29
    88 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 11:26 pm
    i thought old gregg too! ahaha
  58. Profile photo of Zepher
    Zepher Female 18-29
    414 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 11:40 pm
    "you don`t know what I got! I got a mangina! I`M OLD GREGG!!!!!!"
  59. Profile photo of crazyotto
    crazyotto Male 30-39
    245 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 12:21 am
    come on...firecrotch...anyone?
  60. Profile photo of binarystarr
    binarystarr Male 30-39
    479 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 1:36 am
    looks like he has successfully determined that she is indeed eligible to wear a white dress on her wedding day.
  61. Profile photo of Brain-Freeze
    Brain-Freeze Male 30-39
    34 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 2:28 am
    "I am not so sure you`re a virgin. I think I see a train coming from that tunnel."
  62. Profile photo of janus_games
    janus_games Male 18-29
    294 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 4:46 am
    I have seen the light! But seriously, what`s with the glow crotch?
  63. Profile photo of jamesuyt
    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 4:53 am
    Maybe she`s a ladyman and the other guy is just putting on the wedding ring?
  64. Profile photo of LadyKonFuze
    LadyKonFuze Female 18-29
    337 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 5:34 am
    She`s Old Greeeg!
  65. Profile photo of Roxas75
    Roxas75 Male 13-17
    6 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 5:49 am
    "I heard you like neon. So I hooked yo bitch up!"
  66. Profile photo of Shnard-dog
    Shnard-dog Male 30-39
    229 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 6:11 am
    Va-shine-a
  67. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 6:33 am
    this is a normal wedding tradition, taking off the bride`s garter infront of everyone. The light is probably so he can see lol.
  68. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 6:35 am
    Looks like trouble.
  69. Profile photo of Sinn
    Sinn Male 18-29
    284 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 7:07 am
    Anyone else think it looks like he`s taking a casserole out of the oven?
  70. Profile photo of Caretta
    Caretta Male 18-29
    540 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 7:21 am
    Old Gregg is looking a hell of a lot better these days.
  71. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 7:32 am
    Jesus Christ she`s got Chernobyl stuck up there. Dude, keep your dink away from that snatch or it`ll start to glow too.
  72. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 8:39 am
    Does she have a flashlight up her vag or something? That`s why he`s marrying her?
  73. Profile photo of AlfishKK
    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 8:55 am
    That groom is adorable.
  74. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 9:18 am
    "Old Gregg is looking a hell of a lot better these days."
    AHAHAHA! Nice one.
  75. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 9:47 am
    Uh, you see he`s just using a flashlight to...ah F*ck it, He`s taking a picture.
  76. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 11:03 am
    hahahaha its a "schmelting" accident like in austin powers goldmemeber
  77. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 11:05 am
    she has two great qualities, the one that i said in the post before this giving her a golden pussy and shes hot
  78. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 11:52 am
    It`s like an Electric Six video.
  79. Profile photo of propagandi
    propagandi Male 40-49
    726 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    The guy before him finally found his car keys.
  80. Profile photo of Sezzypops
    Sezzypops Female 18-29
    46 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    its a mangina ha ha ha!!! I`m old greg!!!
  81. Profile photo of smo
    smo Female 18-29
    351 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    Now it all makes sense.
  82. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    Sezzypops wins.
  83. Profile photo of outdoorMINER
    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    A gilded hampocket?
  84. Profile photo of Abacab2112
    Abacab2112 Male 18-29
    433 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    Salted_Eggs
    Male, 18-29, Western US
    457 Posts Thursday, June 10, 2010 3:59:08 PM
    I always thought it was Marcillis` soul.
    -------------------
    Baaahhh, you beat me to it. Come to think of it, I don`t remember asking you a goddamn thing!
  85. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    Chad had never seen a vagina before, so he mistakenly assumed it was a light socket.
  86. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 8:07 pm
    "look at Old Greg`s mangina!"
  87. Profile photo of Brain-Freeze
    Brain-Freeze Male 30-39
    34 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 10:38 pm
    They`re not all like that?


  88. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 5:52 am
    It`s sooo clean it`s glowing!
  89. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 6:33 am
    light up garter?
  90. Profile photo of -acceptance-
    -acceptance- Male 18-29
    165 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 7:31 pm
    Rofl, in spanish theres an expresion known as "dar a luz"/"give light" as give birth and... huh... nvm T.T
  91. Profile photo of buckeye82183
    buckeye82183 Male 18-29
    24 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    Her pussy is a "Lite Brite" Dear God she is the prefect woman

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