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Date: 06/30/10 01:36 PM

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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    Link: A Parents Guide To How Teens Talk - This is an actual newspaper article to teach parents how to decipher how their teen kids talk. Fap? Really? Wrong!
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    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1605 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    can`t say I ever heard anyone use those words before
  3. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    really? who uses these? i would say i use about 10 of them. im going to `gronk out` now...
  4. Profile photo of DavioMagnifi
    DavioMagnifi Male 13-17
    600 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    I`m pretty sure cheezing is huffing cats piss...
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    kidney Female 18-29
    112 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    HAHAHA, i was under the impression that "Fap" was the sound that comes from a guy jacking off! at least that`s what it means around here... hahaha.
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    AlexTron Male 18-29
    534 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    Fetch. lol
  7. Profile photo of b0sanac1
    b0sanac1 Male 18-29
    234 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    ahh street talk, thank god people dont talk like that here lol. not that there is anything wrong with it.
  8. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    "Fap? Really? Wrong! "

    maybe, or maybe we just don`t know "Parent" lyngo.
    Man, that girl is the Sears catalogue was so hot, I whipped it out and drunked all night long.
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    dustdust Male 18-29
    4 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    Fap? Really?
  10. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    So thats what them kids be talking bout.
  11. Profile photo of b0sanac1
    b0sanac1 Male 18-29
    234 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    "I`m pretty sure cheezing is huffing cats piss..."

    south park? hahah
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    wutwutwut Male 18-29
    24 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    Why have I never heard of most of these words? Did they just make up this list in order to seem "hip"? Not to mention they got most of the ones I do know completely wrong.
  13. Profile photo of skine
    skine Male 18-29
    719 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    I agree that "secks" is something very desirable indeed.
  14. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1192 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 1:49 pm
    ahahaha fail
    i havent heard of half of these and quite a few that i know are usually not used and or wrong lol
    fap, hahaha
  15. Profile photo of bowlinguy
    bowlinguy Male 13-17
    126 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    that sounds to me like its australian
  16. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    ...... I`m dumber for reading this
  17. Profile photo of kiriluv
    kiriluv Female 18-29
    203 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    Haha "Loose-A positive word...." Uhh, sorry, not in my vocabulary.
  18. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    Let`s start a sentence, everyone take a workd and build on....I`ll start

    Yo G, you got my cheddar....
  19. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    Every chomper talks this way. You can`t gel with the other foos if you don`t.
    I`m moo.

    What the drat. Who actually talks like that?
  20. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2067 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    "the secret code of teens" Whoever wrote that line is a nerd.
  21. Profile photo of Septemberex
    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    hey guise, check out my new PIECE!
  22. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    June 30, 2010 at 1:59 pm
    FAP ... Drunk, confused, intoxicated??

    Hmmm. I`ll Fap to that!
  23. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 1:59 pm
    i bet the kids who gave them this bull$hit "dictionary" are still laughing their asses off.
  24. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    I`d like to go on record as saying fap does NOT mean drunk... but its something you sometimes do when you ARE drunk... :p
  25. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    So... I don`t use ANY of those words... Does that mean I`m old now?
  26. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    I AM SO MOO!

    Fail. Fap is to fapfapfap and a piece is your gat from where I`m from.
  27. Profile photo of MikeyNiv
    MikeyNiv Male 18-29
    697 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    parents are known as rents as in free-rent? surely its cos its pa`rents`.
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    MikeyNiv Male 18-29
    697 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    and lol at fap... so wrong.
  29. Profile photo of PPPenguin
    PPPenguin Female 18-29
    16 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    I feel sorry for the teens whose parents or grandparents read this...and took it seriously.

    "What were you doing with your friends? Were you getting crunk? Perhaps fap?" *shudders*
  30. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    My god, they must`ve been researching a group of real idiots!

    Who in the world talks like that??!?!
  31. Profile photo of Delta2Alpha
    Delta2Alpha Male 18-29
    125 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    Yeah half that freaking stuff is wrong. I bet the person that wrote it is either a no life nerd, an idiot parent... or maybe someone that just wasnt to make a jacka$$ out of some parents. I mean, if they walked in trying to be cool with there kids...
    "I know you`re dang about your rents, but I can see your chedder is gone and smell you been fapping all night. Dont you wanna be a phatty lifer, and make us uber loose about you?"

    HAHAHAHAHA
  32. Profile photo of ILikeApples
    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    @msieg007 ditto
  33. Profile photo of xtkm1x
    xtkm1x Male 13-17
    432 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    that`s mostly stoner talk.
  34. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    wow at these translations. I`m totally FAP right now! er rather, fappING!
  35. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    half are wrong, and a lot of those I havn`t heard anyone say.
  36. Profile photo of green_btrfly
    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    Attempt at communication with teens fail
  37. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    what the hell are those? those are the most retarded things i`ve seen. i`ve never heard anyone use any of those.
  38. Profile photo of green_btrfly
    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    P.S. Urbandictionary.com is a WAY better resources! xD
  39. Profile photo of rgu3t0
    rgu3t0 Male 18-29
    79 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    I could`ve sworn I was told "Fetch" would never "be" a word....DARN YOU MOVIES!!!!
  40. Profile photo of b0sanac1
    b0sanac1 Male 18-29
    234 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    "that sounds to me like its australian"

    i can vouch for my people in saying that this is in no way shape or form australian slang lol. to me SOME of it that i know sounds like american street slang.
  41. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25405 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    wow, thats pwayer talk!
  42. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    hahahaha like my parents don`t know what "dang" means xD
  43. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    that`s not what fap means at all...
  44. Profile photo of Seastone
    Seastone Female 18-29
    613 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 2:36 pm
    I`m hoping this is just the language of Generation Z, not Y, because I haven`t heard any of my peers use more than a few of these words, and even then they were usually joking around and trying to sound ridiculous. And a ton of these are wrong. I sincerely hope no lame teens read this and tried to use "fap" in conversation to sound cooler.
  45. Profile photo of Argondey
    Argondey Male 18-29
    53 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    yo, G, dont take yo piece out on the airplane, these noobs will call the doggers, and we wont get to get fap together when we land
  46. Profile photo of pizzabob18
    pizzabob18 Male 18-29
    366 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    Mixing slang terms and getting some wrong all together. Fail!
  47. Profile photo of DavioMagnifi
    DavioMagnifi Male 13-17
    600 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    yo, G, dont take yo piece out on the airplane, these noobs will call the doggers, and we wont get to get fap together when we land. When I fap a lot I become quite the jigga.
  48. Profile photo of Webz
    Webz Male 18-29
    542 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    I`m a `teenager` and I know less than a quarter of these.
  49. Profile photo of YoMommaSoFat
    YoMommaSoFat Male 13-17
    131 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    Fo shiz... seriously?
  50. Profile photo of Hedanito
    Hedanito Male 18-29
    397 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    These things are always written by people who dont know poo about it either.
  51. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 2:48 pm
    LOL at fap
  52. Profile photo of zombieland
    zombieland Male 18-29
    418 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    BREAKING NEWS...... slang is relevant to specific areas!!

    in my area "cheezing" means run, as in "the cops! cheeze it! or "he`s cheezing it! get him!"
  53. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    "in my area "cheezing" means run, as in "the cops! cheeze it! or "he`s cheezing it! get him!"

    Apparently Zombie lives in 1986.
  54. Profile photo of shaboinkin
    shaboinkin Male 18-29
    456 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    fap fap fap fap fap

    Oh what? I was just drunk out of my mind! Get your mind out the gutter!
  55. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    Anyone who talks like that should be slapped!
  56. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    zomg. There are some stupid parents out there who are gonna open their mouths and embarrass themselves.
  57. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    I love how they have mack, macked, and macking and all three of them have completely different and unrelated definitions.
  58. Profile photo of DMoneys36
    DMoneys36 Male 13-17
    221 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    Fap: Drunk, Confused, Intoxicated... I don`t think that`s quite right
  59. Profile photo of Ddude28
    Ddude28 Male 13-17
    140 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    Well where I live cheesed means angry, and I get really "cheesed" when people use it like that.
  60. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    I`ve come to the conclusion that this newspaper was infiltrated by the best in the business to throw parents off. Huge victory for the teenagers.




    And yet another huge victory for Corey Delaney.
  61. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    OMG i lol`d at fap so hard. Also I only knew "chillax", "cheddar", "dang", "dis", "crunk", "pwnage", "noob", "macking" and "fo shiz". None of which I use on a daily basis.
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    yourneighbor Male 13-17
    53 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    Isn`t "cheezing" the thing from "South Park" where they inhale the scent of cat urine?
  63. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36172 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    I think the teens they talked to were having a good laugh

  64. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    Moo is bored? What the hell.
  65. Profile photo of taelmx
    taelmx Female 18-29
    247 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    drat poo moo fap
  66. Profile photo of AlANeptune
    AlANeptune Female 18-29
    264 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    ATTENTION ALL PARENTS WHO STUMBLE ACROSS THIS:

    1. Most of these are used by maybe three schools that the "researcher" happened across and are generally irrelevant as a whole
    2. Many of these are DEAD wrong, especially "Fap." (I won`t explain the true meaning here, let`s just say it`s an onamonapia)
    3. Some of these are SOOO old it`s not funny
    and 4. These parents are desperately lost in the sea of their own inability to be "groovy," and therefore are hopelessly trying to fit in with their own teens whose language is so far spread that`s it`s impossible to learn at their old age and among most teens

    I APOLOGIZE FOR THESE PARENTS` STUPIDITY AND ASK YOU NOT TO REGARD THIS ARTICLE IN ANY PART.
  67. Profile photo of Mantolwen
    Mantolwen Female 18-29
    387 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    Okay, so admittedly this is a UK newspaper, but even UK teens don`t talk like this (I`m only just out of them, so I know). Anyway, I thought `rents` was just short for `parents`, not meaning anything else. And some of the others are obviously made up.
  68. Profile photo of Phosphoreign
    Phosphoreign Male 30-39
    309 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    And I`m sorry, maybe I just have a dirty mind, or maybe its just too much internet pronz, but I don`t see the definition of GAPER as being correct either :O
  69. Profile photo of vfr4
    vfr4 Male 30-39
    185 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 3:28 pm
    Who uses half of these words anymore? Who ever did? Also, Uber isn`t slang, that is its actual meaning (close enough).
  70. Profile photo of solobueno
    solobueno Female 18-29
    134 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 3:28 pm
    FETCH WILL NEVER CATCH ON!!!! (mean girls)

    & really, who doesn`t know "Dang"??
  71. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1586 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    i must be old. I`ve never heard most of these. and the other ones don`t mean what thought they did. Hell, I`ve been fapping wrong for years.
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    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 3:39 pm
    bahahaha secks=something desirable
  73. Profile photo of Maksie99
    Maksie99 Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    "Fap: Drunk, confused, intoxicated"

    Apparently I`m drunk all the time
  74. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    WHY NOT JUST dratING TALK TO YOUR KIDS YOU LAZY PATHETIC PILES OF CRAP!? JESUS dratING CHRIST!

    Pills and books will NOT help you parent! EVER! Take it from a guy who`s own parents neglected him in favor of "hands off parenting" and put all their faith into the opinions of people who never met me, but called themselves experts, and psychiatrists who ignored what I said and stuffed prescriptions into their hands!

    SHUT THE HELL UP AND LISTEN!

    God...damn it!
  75. Profile photo of Kleidermotte
    Kleidermotte Male 18-29
    168 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    Hm ... We should rename the site to "I-Am-Moo.com"!
    Then no one of these older people can find this site anymore! And they all get confused! So much fun!
  76. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1429 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    Whoever made Jennifer`s Body probably used half the damn article on the script.
  77. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    Lol,"Foo: A fool and/or friend"
  78. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 3:51 pm
    When was this published? And did anyone ever talk like this, ever?
  79. Profile photo of Mitchster
    Mitchster Male 18-29
    544 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    I don`t know what half of these "words" mean.
  80. Profile photo of DIETY
    DIETY Male 13-17
    196 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 3:55 pm
    That chick is socks. No, that doesn`t sound good, not at all.
  81. Profile photo of ThatGuyChris
    ThatGuyChris Male 18-29
    22 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    Jesus drating balls, almost all of these words are horrifyingly wrong. Only a few are correct, and most of those people DO NOT say anymore; nor have they for the past 5 years...
  82. Profile photo of Nif
    Nif Female 18-29
    86 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 3:59 pm
    They certainly have a different meaning for `fap` than the one I know...
  83. Profile photo of KannaLilly
    KannaLilly Female 13-17
    635 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 4:01 pm
    Secks: Something desirable.
    Well I`ll say...
    Also, unless American slang is completely different from British and Canadian, shag does not mean unattractive woman. Most people wouldn`t shag an unattractive woman. Because shag means `something desireable`.
  84. Profile photo of Stelly
    Stelly Male 30-39
    317 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 4:03 pm
    "pwnage: to own" LOL they still wont get it.
  85. Profile photo of angelo0317
    angelo0317 Male 18-29
    331 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 4:03 pm
    I think "Fap" is wrong.
  86. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    @DIETY it`s secks

    also I think I`m going to start using these out of boredom. They`re deck.
  87. Profile photo of skullgrin
    skullgrin Male 18-29
    937 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    wow this thing is way off
  88. Profile photo of Finwicket
    Finwicket Male 18-29
    371 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    the word salty has been around for ages.
  89. Profile photo of Stelly
    Stelly Male 30-39
    317 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    And parents, you are known as rents - as in free rent.
    Or it could just be a shorten word for parent. This article is retarded, (retarded is slang for clapping)
  90. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    722 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    Total and complete fail. And Stelly, lmao.
  91. Profile photo of southernboy
    southernboy Male 13-17
    132 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    "Puff: Something very good"

    Indeed!
  92. Profile photo of AnInsomniac
    AnInsomniac Female 18-29
    318 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    Kanna, it says sKag not shag XD I think most americans now get the meaning of shag...but still, this is the biggest pile of crap I`ve ever seen printed in a paper....
  93. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    thats not what fap means...
  94. Profile photo of NightDancer8
    NightDancer8 Female 18-29
    3 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    I am a teen, and I never say any of this crap! The only people who I know who talk like this are the girls with TEAM EDWARD and TEAM JACOB shirts on, I hate them. And their parent most likely do to.
  95. Profile photo of Stelly
    Stelly Male 30-39
    317 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    I wish I was in high school again just to possibley hear some loser kid who read this article say "Hey everyone, party at my house friday night, we`re all gonna get crunk and fap together."
  96. Profile photo of Thesphinx
    Thesphinx Male 18-29
    353 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 4:24 pm
    Lmao. Why do I get the feeling this was written by people who neither own kids nor really care to spend time around them...?

    "Adolescents love having a secret language that adults can`t access, they say."

    Umm, no. I use internet lingo all the time when talking to my parents over Email. They know what fail, win, pwn, lmao, and xD are. My mom also likes to write GTFO a lot... it`s creepy.
  97. Profile photo of coffeekoneko
    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    I wouldn`t disagree that secks is "something desirable," but did they really define "fap" as drunk?! HAHA!
  98. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    I`ve never heard of any of these before lol. Is it supposed to be a joke?
  99. Profile photo of Thesphinx
    Thesphinx Male 18-29
    353 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    This paper be smack, it be flaming me and my Gs from fapping and makin` cheddar. Makes it hard to get my swerve on so I can cyberloaf at the rents to get that chedder to buy my E-Class and go holahing at the lush chilis. Fo shiz, this be dang.
  100. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    oh dang.
  101. Profile photo of Reganom
    Reganom Male 18-29
    505 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    The only time i use any of those words is when i`m using them as in-jokes or to take the piss out of someone.

    Although i do use some internet talk in real life...
  102. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 4:30 pm
    Maybe if your "teen" lives in the ghetto..
  103. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 4:31 pm
    lol @ fap definition. I like " retrosexual" , too. i havnt heard that one before.
  104. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36172 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 4:33 pm
    @Thesphinx "people who neither OWN kids"

    how much did you get kids for? How much will you sell one for?
  105. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1185 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 4:43 pm
    My mom knew what lol means before I did.
  106. Profile photo of Oliv3rP
    Oliv3rP Male 18-29
    32 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 4:43 pm
    dang has got to be older than me for christ sake.
    e-class is an actual car which is old a fXck
    fap - well everyone knows what that really means ;)
    it`s spelt holla

    last but not least...lol at noob :D
  107. Profile photo of JTheGreat
    JTheGreat Female 13-17
    285 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    Let`s just hope that Above the Influence doesn`t make an "Anti-Fapping" commercial....
  108. Profile photo of ElSombrero
    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 4:54 pm
    I hereby declare that any adult who takes this seriously or any kid who uses any of these words shall be hit over the head with a shovel.

    Any adult that uses these words shall be set on fire.
  109. Profile photo of Treli1337
    Treli1337 Male 13-17
    249 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    more than half of these are wrong...
  110. Profile photo of badname_001
    badname_001 Female 18-29
    130 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    most of the newer ones make me think of one of those oldtimey homeless paper boys
  111. Profile photo of RJRChief
    RJRChief Male 13-17
    8 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 4:57 pm
    i just skimmed, and at least half are wrong lol
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    TabooPoison Female 18-29
    1062 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    I`m so fap right now.
  113. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    Sigh...Why not just ask your kid wtf they`re saying? :P
  114. Profile photo of Lolboy
    Lolboy Male 70 & Over
    798 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    Two of the best:

    Fap: Drunk, confused, intoxicated.

    Piece: Mobile phone.

    Sigh..
  115. Profile photo of zwollf
    zwollf Female 18-29
    58 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 5:20 pm
    wow...since when was a "piece" a PHONE??? ok, yeah poor parents who read this and believe it...I had a friend whos mom watched one of those "is your child showing the signs that he/she is in a gang?" and flipped out on her...for no reason other than she didnt have many close friends and was different....haha....way to go media influence!!
  116. Profile photo of Dark_Soloist
    Dark_Soloist Male 13-17
    55 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 5:30 pm
    JTheGreat, that was pretty damn funny.
  117. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    Okay what the hell IS retrosexual?

    A guy who`s borderline behavior wise but stuck in the 80s!?
  118. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    ...I really hope parents don`t believe this poo. LOL
  119. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 5:35 pm
    Okay what the hell IS retrosexual?

    A guy who`s borderline behavior wise but stuck in the 80s!?

    ---

    I thought maybe it was people who still use chastity belts?
  120. Profile photo of InvaderTiger
    InvaderTiger Female 18-29
    55 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 5:36 pm
    I like how uber is on there.
  121. Profile photo of plahblah
    plahblah Female 18-29
    151 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    Haha, serves them right for not properly researching the terms. Bet they just asked random kids on the street or their own kids haha, as if they`d say the real definitions.
  122. Profile photo of rockcabbage
    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    I fell terribly fap...
  123. Profile photo of boredfjord
    boredfjord Male 13-17
    928 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 5:57 pm
    A retrosexual is a guy who dresses in a traditional, masculine way.
  124. Profile photo of emode
    emode Male 18-29
    2 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 5:58 pm
    Excellent.
    So when you want some one to throw you a couple pills, it`s just a football.
    And when you need some "tickets" to the show, it`s a party football!

    Hooray for basterdized english.
  125. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 6:01 pm
    I like the definition for pwnage. "To own". Ah, thank you newspaper, you`ve solved every communication issue I`m concerned about with my kids.
    </sarcasm>
  126. Profile photo of dreadqueen00
    dreadqueen00 Female 18-29
    331 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    Anyone ever see "mean girls?" That`s where the term "fetch" came from. No one uses it in real life. Research fail.
  127. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 6:08 pm
    Also, is it just me or did they fail to note how anyone using most of these words with a straight face is a douchebag? Or, being most likely a British paper, "chav" would be more appropriate I suppose.
  128. Profile photo of jfishx
    jfishx Female 18-29
    83 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 6:10 pm
    "for shiz" - I always used fo shizzel, it sounds funnier.
  129. Profile photo of TNoussis
    TNoussis Male 18-29
    63 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    WTF
    90% of these words?!
  130. Profile photo of steelman
    steelman Male 13-17
    166 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 6:12 pm
    Who the hell uses defriend?
  131. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 6:16 pm
    this HAS
  132. Profile photo of steelman
    steelman Male 13-17
    166 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 6:16 pm
    Noob means something like jerk. Newb means inexperienced person.
  133. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
    2345 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 6:22 pm
    so i guess this called i-am-moo now huh?
  134. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 6:22 pm
    awwwww they didn`t have shorty? :o
  135. Profile photo of EatYourSoul
    EatYourSoul Male 13-17
    42 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 6:23 pm
    Cheezing, because it`s fon to do
  136. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 6:26 pm
    "I thought maybe it was people who still use chastity belts?"

    Nah that`s a fetish now...
  137. Profile photo of wertiana
    wertiana Female 13-17
    221 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 6:27 pm
    ive never talked like that in my life.
  138. Profile photo of razlem
    razlem Male 13-17
    533 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 6:28 pm
    What a bogus list. Like, no one uses those words dude.
  139. Profile photo of megwilson
    megwilson Female 18-29
    18 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 6:28 pm
    lol Crunk.... um.. last time I heard that ment to get stoned, and then drunk..... wow. poor saps
  140. Profile photo of kcpd2050
    kcpd2050 Male 40-49
    330 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 6:29 pm
    They forgot FAIL
  141. Profile photo of rigby_321
    rigby_321 Female 18-29
    443 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 6:29 pm
    Huh? Piece? cell phone? am I the only one who thought a piece was a handgun or a pipe?
  142. Profile photo of Jadesy
    Jadesy Female 18-29
    154 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 6:32 pm
    Lol Fetch...And I thought it would never catch on :P
  143. Profile photo of saber15
    saber15 Female 70 & Over
    16 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 6:42 pm
    I can totally see this as being a kid`s hilarious prank on the adults in the community, just sitting back and listening to them making fools of themselves.
  144. Profile photo of douchebagger
    douchebagger Male 13-17
    27 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 6:42 pm
    I`m gonna defriend that noob munter because he was hackin` about me over the piece with his chilli. I need to stop cyberloafing at my job so I can earn some cheddar and get my swerve on in my hooptie.
  145. Profile photo of Shisi
    Shisi Male 18-29
    779 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 6:49 pm
    "Fap: Drunk, confused, intoxicated."
  146. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 6:51 pm
    "Bet they just asked random kids on the street or their own kids haha, as if they`d say the real definitions."

    I can just imagine it. Hey you youngsters, can any of you hepcats tell me what "fap" means?
  147. Profile photo of twigglepuff
    twigglepuff Female 13-17
    71 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 6:53 pm
    this kind of reminds me of a news segment posted awhile ago where the reporters spoke of (and I quote)
    --reporter 1"So, the new fad in music is...`soldier boy?`"
    --reporter 2 "no no you`re saying it wrong it`s sooouljier--souljahh--no wait soldjaa boy right?

    nope.
  148. Profile photo of CurlybackJoe
    CurlybackJoe Male 18-29
    222 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 6:59 pm
    Okay i live in New Zealand and most of these things I have never heard of.... except for chillax, dis and durry. I hope people in the US don`t really talk like that xD . We call cops PIGS not doggers?? and something cool or stylish is MINT not fetch..
    But the words we probably use the most is "bro" "mate" F**K, S**T and all those ones :P
  149. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2508 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 7:01 pm
    FO SHIZ
  150. Profile photo of bridog6996
    bridog6996 Male 18-29
    571 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 7:04 pm
    Parents need "dang" explained to them? That word has been around since forever. And the definition of getting your "swerve on" is not even close.
  151. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36172 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 7:06 pm
    I am proud to be a Retrosexual
  152. Profile photo of nofatchicks
    nofatchicks Male 18-29
    257 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 7:11 pm
    well poo. iv been faping all wrong
  153. Profile photo of jib
    jib Male 18-29
    314 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 7:17 pm
    Fap- Drunk, confused, intoxicated
    Really?
  154. Profile photo of IThePrincess
    IThePrincess Female 13-17
    67 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 7:18 pm
    I lol`d at Pwnage.

  155. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1684 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 7:19 pm
    LOL @ Fap. Oh how wrong they are...How wrong they are...Also, lol @ G to. Actually, lol @ all of these.
  156. Profile photo of Byrdman1525
    Byrdman1525 Male 13-17
    107 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 7:21 pm
    fap- drunk, confused, intoxicated. ahhahahaha
  157. Profile photo of K3vin
    K3vin Male 18-29
    487 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 7:26 pm
    these things always crack me up because they`re usually made by some numbnuts who doesn`t have kids and had to perform an exhaustive `study` to decipher this foreign language. Then ends up with a bunch of things being way off (i.e. fap).

    Easiest way to figure it out... Talk to your kids
  158. Profile photo of
    bdr127
    48 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 7:30 pm
    FAP! Woohoo!
  159. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 7:32 pm
    "They forgot FAIL"

    That ones sort of self-explanatory.

    And "cheesing" is getting high off of male cat urine.
  160. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 7:35 pm
    Alright chompers, im getting uber moo, so im gonna go smoke a durrl and gronk out.
  161. Profile photo of laurjendee
    laurjendee Female 18-29
    202 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 7:35 pm
    hahaha I like all the mack ones
    idiots.
  162. Profile photo of KAKABAKA
    KAKABAKA Male 30-39
    402 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 7:39 pm
    this is retarded. who gave them this list?
  163. Profile photo of FriskyRonnie
    FriskyRonnie Female 18-29
    199 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 7:40 pm
    fap fap fap

    don`t worry mom, I`m just getting trashed
  164. Profile photo of majones
    majones Female 18-29
    6 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 7:50 pm
    Phatty means incrediably good? Since when? Last I checked a phatty had to do with weed..
  165. Profile photo of Tirith45
    Tirith45 Male 18-29
    22 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 7:51 pm
    Ooooh where do I begin with what`s wrong with this?
  166. Profile photo of xKiesix
    xKiesix Female 18-29
    448 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 7:51 pm
    Hahaha. Last night I got wicked fap.
  167. Profile photo of majones
    majones Female 18-29
    6 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 7:53 pm
    And the whole pill meaning football thing... I think they got that backwards. Football means a certain kind of pill..
  168. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1407 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 8:03 pm



    Smile!?
  169. Profile photo of toxiiq
    toxiiq Female 18-29
    130 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 8:06 pm
    "fap fap fap

    don`t worry mom, I`m just getting trashed"

    lmao my thoughts exactly!
  170. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 8:06 pm
    secks, noob, fap, pwnage, and flamed are the only ones i have ever used, and fap is the only one that they got wrong. (well technicaly they got the definition of secks wrong too but close enough)
  171. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 8:21 pm
    Sometimes it hard to fap if you`re really fapped.
  172. Profile photo of mmill928
    mmill928 Female 18-29
    275 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 8:41 pm
    Wait, since when is a piece a cell phone? Stupid suburb kids who want to own a "piece"??
  173. Profile photo of mmill928
    mmill928 Female 18-29
    275 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 8:42 pm
    My guess is some kid told their parents what these "mean" in the guise of helping them out, while making fools out of everyone who reads it.
    Good plan!
  174. Profile photo of FeistyAni
    FeistyAni Female 18-29
    106 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 8:53 pm
    o.O I`m a teenager and some of this I`VE never even heard of...
  175. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 8:59 pm
    i stopped after seeing fap meant confused
  176. Profile photo of Sociophobic
    Sociophobic Male 18-29
    367 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 9:00 pm
    This reminds me of that part in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas where they explain drug slang...
  177. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 9:03 pm
    who the hell says "fo shiz"?
  178. Profile photo of AAgony
    AAgony Female 13-17
    12 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 9:04 pm
    Haha what?! nobody says any of that stuff, Silly Parents, Youll never get it, fo shiz?
  179. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 9:17 pm
    i`m gen x and i thought i doing pretty good keeping up with the new slang but i have never heard 2/3 of that list.
  180. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 9:18 pm
    Man, I was at that party and I was totally fapped out.
  181. Profile photo of Pingas
    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 9:20 pm
    This makes my brain cells die.
  182. Profile photo of T3STSubj3ctX
    T3STSubj3ctX Male 13-17
    24 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 9:20 pm
    @pacoP42: African Americans (blacks)
  183. Profile photo of Same4Walls
    Same4Walls Female 18-29
    351 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 9:22 pm
    Dang I feel old...and i`m only 22. I didn`t know any of these words...
  184. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 9:25 pm
    hell no
  185. Profile photo of Kurogan7
    Kurogan7 Male 18-29
    86 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 9:25 pm
    Did they really have to decipher "Dang"?
  186. Profile photo of imjussayin
    imjussayin Female 18-29
    57 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 9:27 pm
    definitely foreign
  187. Profile photo of Degopimp
    Degopimp Male 18-29
    18 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 9:27 pm
    they got fap wrong
  188. Profile photo of Challenger23
    Challenger23 Female 18-29
    346 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 9:27 pm
    wait...they got fap wrong...
  189. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 9:29 pm
    I`m fapping right now as we speak. Apparently.
  190. Profile photo of clariebear27
    clariebear27 Female 13-17
    10 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 9:33 pm
    This is from my local Sunday paper in Perth. I remember reading it and wondering who the heck actually talks like that. I can assure that I`ve never heard 90% of those words used by gen-y or zers in my area
  191. Profile photo of pootio
    pootio Male 18-29
    106 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 9:48 pm
    Yeah, definitely a miscalculation on Fap...
  192. Profile photo of shaboinkin
    shaboinkin Male 18-29
    456 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 9:50 pm
    I like chedder cheese
  193. Profile photo of pizzaroll
    pizzaroll Male 18-29
    232 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 9:54 pm
    epic, absolutely epic. I haven`t heard more than half those words, and the ones I have heard are almost entirely wrong. The fap mess up is funny, but the Piece mess up is completely hilarious.
  194. Profile photo of JudasInc
    JudasInc Male 18-29
    35 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 9:54 pm
    tell old media to meet new media`s urbandictionary.com
  195. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 10:04 pm
    lol fap
  196. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 10:20 pm
    mack?? is not tough haha
  197. Profile photo of Avalessa
    Avalessa Female 13-17
    491 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 10:22 pm
    A lot of miscalculations, actually...
  198. Profile photo of faborbo
    faborbo Male 18-29
    23 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 10:37 pm
    Does anyone actually say "fetch?" And I`m just wondering where these guys did their research.. Hell, just go on urbandictionary, you`ve got all your work done for you right there.
  199. Profile photo of vapor13
    vapor13 Male 30-39
    117 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 10:39 pm
    hooptie was around at least 20 years ago. I know. My first car was a hooptie.
  200. Profile photo of Kanashto
    Kanashto Male 18-29
    499 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 10:47 pm
    lol fap
  201. Profile photo of Arandanos
    Arandanos Female 18-29
    223 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 10:52 pm
    Uber is not slang is German... anyways, I can see tv screenwriters using that "teenage slang" on their shows and making asses out of themselves. IT NEEDS TO HAPPEN, ACTUALLY
  202. Profile photo of meganmakeart
    meganmakeart Female 18-29
    225 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 11:12 pm
    I do not think they know what FAP means
  203. Profile photo of sjay2005
    sjay2005 Female 18-29
    117 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 11:13 pm
    Never heard of half of these, then again I am no longer a teenager. Ha. They seem to have got the definition of fap wrong though. Lulz.
  204. Profile photo of Lamiacraor
    Lamiacraor Female 18-29
    231 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 11:14 pm
    This Eleni Hale really has no idea what she is talking about. People like this are frustrating. I do hope she knew that, whom ever gave her this information, was most likely messing with her on a grand scale.
  205. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 11:16 pm
    no, just... no..
  206. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 11:19 pm
    lol i want to fap tonight
  207. Profile photo of VaJayJay
    VaJayJay Female 30-39
    56 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 11:20 pm
    Wow! This wouldn`t happen to be another reporter who posted an article without doing in depth research on the subject, would it? Nah!
  208. Profile photo of ninjacache
    ninjacache Male 18-29
    221 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 11:22 pm
    Retrosexual- haha
  209. Profile photo of MadP
    MadP Female 18-29
    332 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 11:23 pm
    LMAO @ FETCH!!! Isn`t that from Mean Girls? And they were even telling chick in the movie how dumb that was
  210. Profile photo of Kaonin-Kun
    Kaonin-Kun Male 13-17
    49 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 11:33 pm
    Fap has the wrong meaning lol
  211. Profile photo of omg209
    omg209 Male 18-29
    208 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 11:35 pm
    to i-am-Moo.com the writer is such a chomper and right now im coolth but im not "hackin" just speaking the truth the writer got pwned phatty
    life is mack out there for the teenagers yea im salty
    DIPPIN OUT
  212. Profile photo of plahblah
    plahblah Female 18-29
    151 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 11:35 pm
    Hehehe, I`m so `fapped` right now.
  213. Profile photo of Treadlong
    Treadlong Male 18-29
    29 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 11:48 pm
    Dang? really? Oh, it`s Australian, they don`t fap as they can`t access porn anymore.
  214. Profile photo of artistchick7
    artistchick7 Female 18-29
    963 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 11:59 pm
    Moo.


    Damn I`m fapped.
  215. Profile photo of bonzoello
    bonzoello Male 18-29
    228 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 12:00 am
    Two things driving me crazy about this list. "Holah" should be spelled "Holla" or "Hollah." If it were"Holah" would be pronounced like Hola. Also, gel is a noun. Jell is the verb.
  216. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 12:07 am
    someone hasn`t researched this very well.... i`m way to old to know what half of this means but even i can use google to check!
  217. Profile photo of aikiman
    aikiman Male 40-49
    255 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 12:20 am
    Irritating middle class mother: So `kids` I want you to tell me some of your slang so we parents can understand you better.
    Kid1: Oh, right <sI am a racist!>...er.. what about FAP..that means confused <sI am a racist!>
    Kid2: Yeah, and stfu means thank you <laughter> Kid3:Love the muffin top by the way, you would look better with a pearl necklace though <howls>
    Irritating middle class mother: Why, thank you young man or should I say stfu...
  218. Profile photo of aikiman
    aikiman Male 40-49
    255 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 12:21 am
    Wow, that`s a harsh censor I-A-B. All I said was s.n.i.g.g.e.r and now I`m branded a racist geez!
  219. Profile photo of aikiman
    aikiman Male 40-49
    255 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 12:25 am
    Lol, way to censor s.c.u.n.t.h.o.r.p.e I-A-B, you`ve made my day
  220. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 12:27 am
    does it do it to carseat too? c.a.r.s.e.a.t?
  221. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 12:27 am
    obviously not. parenting forums generally do...
  222. Profile photo of grahamm
    grahamm Male 18-29
    249 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 12:33 am
    are you sure this sin`t from the daily mail?
  223. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 12:59 am
    Aiki, please try to condense it to a single post, or let someone else talk before making another post.
  224. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 1:01 am
    I bet I can`t say niggardly either...
    Nah, you CAN say niggardly, as long as you don`t supplant the "a" of niggardly with an "e". In that case the auto-filter will rape you every time, with a word resembling "I am a racist! dly". Sometimes to comedic effect.
  225. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 1:02 am
    Onward from that, the IAB swear filter has its funny moments... Try typing "Suck my d*ck", with the appropriate letter inserted, and you`ll see what I mean.
  226. Profile photo of tatthi
    tatthi Male 13-17
    95 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 1:09 am
    I am a pretty little girl
  227. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 1:17 am
    Oh dear- someone is having the wool pulled over their eyes!!
  228. Profile photo of ryski_59
    ryski_59 Female 18-29
    245 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 1:50 am
    Lol at fap, moo, puff and... their wrong spelling of "jewelry" X2 as "jewellery"
  229. Profile photo of Pandabee
    Pandabee Female 40-49
    857 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 2:14 am
    ryski 59 - It`s the Daily Mail, an english `news` paper, and that is the correct spelling of jewellery.
  230. Profile photo of themightybox
    themightybox Male 13-17
    76 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 3:13 am
    I love pretty, pretty flowers
  231. Profile photo of themightybox
    themightybox Male 13-17
    76 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 3:13 am
    hahaha XD nice one davymid
  232. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 3:13 am
    There are many of these that I have never ever heard someone say. A lot of them are wrong or outdated too. Trust the mail...
  233. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 3:16 am
    Also lol at E-Class meaning "a really expensive car". No it isn`t! Most people who actually think they need this guide will either own one or know someone that does. And I`m pretty sure it`s not a slang term.
  234. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 3:19 am
    Actually, both are correct. US spelling is jewelry, UK spelling is jewellery.

    And I`m actually surprised by how many of these I`ve heard in use. Maybe it`s more of a UK thing since it`s the Daily Fail. But no, they still got fap VERY wrong.
  235. Profile photo of JonnyRobbie
    JonnyRobbie Male 18-29
    53 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 3:24 am
    I am a pretty little girl
  236. Profile photo of banjolegs
    banjolegs Male 30-39
    176 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 3:24 am
    I think you`ll find that both spellings of jewellery are used in the UK. Jewlry is exclusively used by Jimmy Saville tho. "jewlry, jewlry, jewlry,"
  237. Profile photo of JonnyRobbie
    JonnyRobbie Male 18-29
    53 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 3:25 am
    ....had to try...
  238. Profile photo of aikiman
    aikiman Male 40-49
    255 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 4:13 am
    @Nidonemo: I am suitably chastised
    ...Did you hear that Davymid, try to condense to a single post please :P
  239. Profile photo of jimbobsthebe
    jimbobsthebe Male 18-29
    639 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 4:19 am
    "Pwnage - To Own" lol.
  240. Profile photo of bigbangbilly
    bigbangbilly Male 13-17
    698 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 4:35 am
    Hmm? i am a teenager but i don`t remember when is the last time i used those "words"
  241. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 4:51 am
    I didn`t think teenagers talked. I thought they just grunted.
  242. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 5:00 am
    Everything about this article is cringe-worthy.
    I hate it when parents try to "get down with the kids." They just end up using these stereotypical words that no kid in their right mind would ever even consider using, making them sound even more out of touch with what`s "fetch".
    I hate The Times
  243. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 5:14 am
    @davymid I am a pretty little girl.
  244. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 5:14 am
    So, technically, if I-Am-Bored want to keep up with the kids` lingo, they should change name to:

    I Am Moo

    (and I have to make a new user account: Moo-am-I)
  245. Profile photo of missPWNAGE
    missPWNAGE Female 18-29
    298 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 5:27 am
    lolololol a gaper isn`t a beginner... it`s describing the gap between someones goggles and their hat... it looks rediculous, so these people get their own name: gaper.
  246. Profile photo of Lukgeezy
    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 6:02 am
    stupid old white woman/man wrote this!!
  247. Profile photo of Frambuesas
    Frambuesas Female 18-29
    136 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 6:07 am
    I haven`t even heard 3/4 of these. Who says this stuff? They certaintly don`t at my school.
  248. Profile photo of milkovaldes
    milkovaldes Female 18-29
    19 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 6:13 am
    Because everybody smokes weed with their mobile phone.
  249. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 6:21 am
    if anyone in here uses any of these words, you sir, are a dumbass.
  250. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 6:22 am
    and lol @ davymid.
  251. Profile photo of JimboSlice
    JimboSlice Male 18-29
    149 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 6:30 am
    damn... who ever wrote this sucks. Oh, they`re probably Brits.
  252. Profile photo of ChainsawNbud
    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
    744 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 6:31 am
    adults without kids are the only ones who realize that by the time teen lingo appears in the newspaper it`s laughably out of date - and here is a prime example.
  253. Profile photo of Stormydreams
    Stormydreams Female 18-29
    160 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 6:37 am
    .. my 50-odd relatives use "durri". I always thought it was Aussie slang.
  254. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 6:42 am
    I guess she watched Clueless before writing this article.
  255. Profile photo of Dr4k
    Dr4k Male 18-29
    575 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 6:48 am
    HAHAHAHA!
  256. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 7:00 am
    You guys are morons. This is 100% accurate...


    Circa 1985-1996
  257. Profile photo of mamshmam
    mamshmam Male 18-29
    34 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 7:02 am
    I remember seeing this when I got that newspaper way back when it was published and laughing. For those wondering it`s from a Western Australian newspaper unfortunately...
  258. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 7:07 am
    Oh my god. I can just imagine some parent calling out to his kids as they`re leaving to a party, "Don`t get fapped!".
  259. Profile photo of Ozmose
    Ozmose Male 30-39
    448 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 7:21 am
    Lol@ Secks, and Fap. Not quite.
  260. Profile photo of BrunoStuff
    BrunoStuff Male 13-17
    23 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 7:26 am
    i`m gonna kill that dumbass
  261. Profile photo of travis35911
    travis35911 Male 13-17
    225 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 7:29 am
    The writer is such a dick.
  262. Profile photo of boNeymiZz
    boNeymiZz Male 18-29
    237 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 7:36 am
    get mah swerve on ZEEEN!
  263. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 7:39 am
    who did they talk to to get these?
  264. Profile photo of Rokaku
    Rokaku Male 13-17
    40 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 8:04 am
    HEY GUYS, ANYONE WANT TO FAP WITH ME? I`M STAYING UP ALL NIGHT.
  265. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 8:18 am
    >>I haven`t even heard 3/4 of these.

    They always make up a bunch of them on the spot to see if they can get their own stupid terms into popular usage. These "slang term lists" have been loaded with BS every time I`ve seen them.
  266. Profile photo of afrohorse13
    afrohorse13 Male 18-29
    33 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 8:31 am
    crunk is when u get high and drunk not crazy drunk baha
  267. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 8:51 am
    damn does it mean im getting old since i know like only a few, i like Ticket-party pill, more like E Train ticket - Happy pill :)
  268. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 9:06 am
    I love when news stations try and decipher internet lingo as if it`s some secret code.

    Seriously, it makes me happy to see how paranoid they are and how wrong they get it.
  269. Profile photo of 420foy
    420foy Male 18-29
    671 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 9:16 am
    ...thats not what fap means...
  270. Profile photo of Flashpacker
    Flashpacker Male 18-29
    672 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 9:28 am
    secks - something desirable

    well, yes... yes it is.
  271. Profile photo of Wariaman
    Wariaman Male 18-29
    34 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 9:32 am
    i dont think anyones used half of these... and as the reast of IAB knows, fap dostn mean drunk xD
  272. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 10:06 am
    They still don`t get it.
  273. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 10:17 am
    So a dogger fapping is a police officer drinking? This makes me fap :S
  274. Profile photo of weeray
    weeray Male 18-29
    141 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 10:20 am
    D: I haven`t heard of half of them words before. And fap does not mean that -.-
  275. Profile photo of Scotchy
    Scotchy Male 18-29
    592 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    who the hell came up with that crap? If anything its going to alienate parents from kids, cause the parents are going to get the wrong idea about what is said.
  276. Profile photo of Lukgeezy
    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    if you still use any of those words you do it looking like a j@ckass
  277. Profile photo of bleong
    bleong Male 30-39
    99 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    I love part where it reads "adolescents love the idea of having a secret language that adults can`t access, they say". What does that even mean? They found someone who can speak for all adolescents? Horrid reporting and no fact checking.
  278. Profile photo of mulan182
    mulan182 Female 18-29
    305 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    i only hear those words on the south side of chicago..... and from lil wayne
  279. Profile photo of MagicPaul
    MagicPaul Male 18-29
    653 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    To be fair, the article is from the UK and the word fap here doesn`t have the same meaning as it does in the US (to my knowledge it doesn`t really have any meaning.) we use the word wank.
  280. Profile photo of perhapsmaybe
    perhapsmaybe Female 18-29
    446 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    more like "a parents guide to how douchebags talk."
  281. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    Ha ha ha, "Secks" is "Something Desirable"

    Yeah, I`ll say it is!

    And "Grommett" has meant "a child who surfs" for the past, oh, 45 years or so
  282. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    Yo foos, don`t hack this skag writer with your salty attitudes. Chillax, the rents wanna be coolth, be uber fetch too; they wanna gel with you, fo shiz. So give `em a cheeze, hop in your hooptie, and go pez out so they think they be phatty wit their grip of lingo and leave you be.
  283. Profile photo of -LuckyDucky-
    -LuckyDucky- Male 18-29
    141 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    lol @ fap
  284. Profile photo of rdoyle
    rdoyle Female 18-29
    23 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 3:59 pm
    Crack: After school study group
  285. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    i would luv to puff on an incredibly good phatty...
  286. Profile photo of MzThikG727
    MzThikG727 Female 18-29
    80 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 5:14 pm
    piece actually refers to a gun... phatty is more related to joints and cigarettes are mostly refered to as cigs or fugs
  287. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1254 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 5:19 pm
    I-AM-MOO

    Baahahahahhahahaa
  288. Profile photo of beccajdavis
    beccajdavis Female 18-29
    160 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 6:56 pm
    lmao "holah!"
  289. Profile photo of DrkAng3LxNat
    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 7:27 pm
    "fap: drunk, confused, intoxicated"

    ...really?

    fail.
  290. Profile photo of lunaticlover
    lunaticlover Female 18-29
    354 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 7:43 pm
    Dang, these ubernoobs need to chillax. Fo shiz.
  291. Profile photo of lunaticlover
    lunaticlover Female 18-29
    354 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    Dang, these ubernoobs need to chillax. Fo shiz.
  292. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 7:51 pm
    fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap...

    ...fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap...
  293. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 8:41 pm
    So, for Canada Day, we went to the park and I saw a lot of people fapping.
  294. Profile photo of choonma
    choonma Male 18-29
    142 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 10:32 pm
    "fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap...

    ...fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap..."
    -Linkenberger

    Indeed. I think that one`s changed on them already :P
  295. Profile photo of 643197
    643197 Male 18-29
    1078 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 11:41 pm
    haha.
    Fetch.
    isn`t that from mean girls?
  296. Profile photo of inverclacky
    inverclacky Female 18-29
    5 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 3:21 am
    Omg, I`ve stumbled across a chavs anonymous meeting.
  297. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 5:39 am
    This.....This is just plain sad....

    Parents, if you are so devoid of the interactions between yourself and your children that you have not kept up on this, you need to spend more time with them.

    On the counter side of that though, a good 1/3 of this is wrong or simply misunderstood. But seriously...FAP!!!

    The other ones that really stood out for me was "Pill"...and Skag. Are we really refernceing ugly people to a dog with a gaping maw in borderlands?
  298. Profile photo of shadowarrior
    shadowarrior Male 18-29
    226 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 9:15 am
    Wow, im an adult teen and i don`t even know one fourth of these. I assume only colored people and poorly raised kids use most of these. and im pretty sure fap means something else...
  299. Profile photo of killgore2100
    killgore2100 Male 18-29
    67 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 10:15 am
    i can say ive never used the majority of these words and most of the ones i do use are either badly translated or were used by my parents
  300. Profile photo of juddy
    juddy Female 18-29
    91 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    "one fourth", you mean a quarter
  301. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    That`s not what fap means. .

    I can see why you guys in Europe hate these chavs. If I heard people talking like this I would want to punch the sh*t out of them.
  302. Profile photo of trelina
    trelina Female 18-29
    249 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 6:24 pm
    That`s not what loose means.
  303. Profile photo of bonzoello
    bonzoello Male 18-29
    228 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 1:22 am
    sick my duck you stupid cant
  304. Profile photo of ubfwins
    ubfwins Male 18-29
    95 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 4:25 am
    lol this is... too redic.

    fap? really? lol
    also for "piece" mobile phone?
    mom: "don`t forget your piece!"
    kid: "oh crap, I didn`t know you knew I smoke weed"
    mom: "wait, what?"
  305. Profile photo of kelseey
    kelseey Female 18-29
    60 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    That is not what jigga or jiggas mean.
  306. Profile photo of Mr_Hym
    Mr_Hym Male 18-29
    208 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 8:00 pm
    "Wow, im an adult teen and i don`t even know one fourth of these. I assume only colored people and poorly raised kids use most of these. and im pretty sure fap means something else... "

    Seriously?
  307. Profile photo of Necrovampyr
    Necrovampyr Male 18-29
    69 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 11:30 am
    This is way too pathetic
  308. Profile photo of LexiLeet
    LexiLeet Female 18-29
    430 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 10:40 am
    I laughed when I saw moo.
  309. Profile photo of irbord
    irbord Male 18-29
    33 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 6:33 pm
    If fap means drunk, I`m an alcoholic.
  310. Profile photo of DRxSATANx
    DRxSATANx Male 18-29
    321 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 11:28 pm
    hahaha are you seriouse? If your a parent and cant understand what your teenage child is saying, you are a terrible parent.
  311. Profile photo of impretybored
    impretybored Male 18-29
    151 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 9:02 pm
    haha urban dictionary is way easier, and more correct
  312. Profile photo of 17945
    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 2:57 am
    If fap means drunk, I`m an alcoholic.

    Win.
  313. Profile photo of tstyblucryns
    tstyblucryns Male 18-29
    496 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 12:17 am
    LOL!!! more confusing than clarifying, and more misleading than helpful. i love it!

    secks: something desirable
    phatty: incredibly good
    puff: something very good

    well these are all true...but still
  314. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1505 posts
    August 16, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    This is so fetch.

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