A Good Sign That You Have A Booze Problem [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Weird

If you happen to wake up after passing out from a hardcore booze bender and you see this, you might be an alcoholic.
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Male 1,299
Somebody needs a gardener...
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Male 76
i... is that a midget?
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Male 368
Just make it taller and a girl then it`s win
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Male 558
<--- is now switching from whisky to vodka...
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Male 11,740
I was wondering the same thing flingspoo.....
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Female 999
Is that a male or female?
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Male 177
Ah, a public service announcement. Nice of IAB to take the high road and show how drinking stunts your growth.
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Male 2,688
I`m not discriminating in the least. If I woke up in bed with a midget after a night of drinking, it would be no different than waking up next to an average girl. I`d get up, throw some clothes on, make some coffee and breakfast, clean up a bit, have a cigarette... No sense in regretting it. Midgets are rare, and for a normal person to claim they nailed a midget is more of an accomplishment than a regret. Now a GHETTO midget wouldn`t do it for me, but we all have our tastes.




Someone wanna tell me a midget can`t be sexy?
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Female 49
would you call that a girl or a boy....
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Male 5,617
So, what is the probability of scoring random sex with little person?
I would introduce myself, apologize for having to do so then, spend the entire day reveling in the complete randomness.

As a person that does not drink, I`d say that waking up to such a rarity may convince me that I`ve been wrong.
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Male 794
the scary part is trying to figure out if thats a man or a woman, if its a woman, she can get it, WHAT DONT JUDGE ME how many friends you know can say they slept with a black female midget?? Male midget is a whole other story
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Male 6,694
What did I do last night? Where am I? Who is Wanda and why is her name tattooed on my arm?
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Male 5,194
MOAR! MOAR!
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Male 703
what the crikey fack?
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Male 1,596
is this the hood version of the absinthe green fairy
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Female 877
if she had two more legs behind her, she would be a cute centaur pony ^_^
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Male 4,793
MIDGET!!!!
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Male 225
THE THING FROM HERCULES
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Male 1,704
midgets - a sign of inbreeding!
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Male 1,108
That looks like a good night.
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Male 191
is that even a girl?
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Male 1,505
I`m not convinced that`s a chick.
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Male 46
little people are sooo sillyyyy
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Male 152
oh the memories...
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Male 456
Hey, that Gin they got there is pretty good. And I usually hate Gin
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Male 67
Call me stupid, but she reminds me of a centaur...
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Male 583
ahhh memorys....I miss you Puntarenas
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Male 4

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Male 37,820
It`s female, Dwarf not midget, you can tell by the shortened limbs...
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Male 37,820
If I woke up with a scantily clad `little woman` and 3 bottles of half-empty (NOT Valu-rite) vodka, I`d say:

HALLELUJAH!!!
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Male 1,629
im voteing for woman the build is manish but some little people have unisex type bodies and maybe boobs if they are indeed a women
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Male 2,748
... waking up to that, i would feel very confused, slighty repulsed and maybe a little turned on... im not sure yet... and i kinda wanna cry
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Male 30
ew.
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Male 877
not to mention `subsidence`
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Male 152
"Ok.. chick or dude?? Cause...they`re covering their chest...wearing heels yet completely built like a man... I`m so confused."

Does it really matter? Would you still want that anywhere near you sober?
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Female 1,181
midgets are great--they`re better than people!
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Male 5,190
o.o`
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Male 2,436
OH GOD! I drink New Amsterdam gin...
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Female 203
Ok.. chick or dude?? Cause...they`re covering their chest...wearing heels yet completely built like a man... I`m so confused.
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Male 1,625
gangsta midget FTW!!!!
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Male 38,496
do you get one of those in every bottle?
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Male 999
lolwtf?
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Female 477
why is he covering his chest?..
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Male 257
*vomits
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Female 2,352
Looks like a dude. . just how much booze does it take to give a little person alcohol poisoning? Anyway it can`t be that much of a bender that dude can still stand in heels.
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Female 9,477
What is it?
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Female 1,515
Rockin those heels
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Male 1,371
I Don`t even want to know.
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Male 881
She(?) is a Dwarf, not a Midget.
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Male 397
I could yell to kill it with fire but I`m too confused.
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Male 12,138
Just a regular sunday mornin`.
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Male 5,314
midgets are gross looking
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Male 15,510
I cannot comprehend this photography
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Female 1
looks like a male to me (see hands and chest configuration) and a midget, (see how many cinder blocks tall that person is)
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Female 137
That is adorable.
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Male 4,014
"if that were really after one of my benders she`d be coverd in my piss/vomit/blood, and on the phone with 911."

Welcome to IAB, good sir, you shall fit in nicely!
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Female 282
looks like a man...
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Male 25,416
no!
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Male 113
if that were really after one of my benders she`d be coverd in my piss/vomit/blood, and on the phone with 911.
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Male 109
she looks hench O.o
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Male 167
WTF is this.
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Female 305
She`s so ghetto fabulous :D Now travel sized!
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Male 20,191
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