A Field Guide To WiFi Users At Starbucks [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

Print this out and next time you go to Starbucks, see if you can find them all...
There are 58 comments:
Female 5,222
I never go to starbucks so I wouldnt know /shrug
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Male 730
But really, can they tell if I`m watching porn? Hahahaha
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Male 368
or maybe hacking into the pentagon..
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Male 368
im number 2 except I am on this site!
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Female 5
hahaha the last one is so me
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Female 40
I thought you had to pay for wifi at starbucks. besides i have my computer and coffee at home. I can hog my own chair and lol at as many cats as i want to!!!
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Male 272
i`m definitely number 2
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Female 3,727
oops...wouldn`t
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Female 3,727
CreepyShanny Female, 18-29, Midwest US 128 Posts Thursday, June 17, 2010 2:45:08 PM
well this killed about 3 mins...
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3 minutes to read this? o...k, more like 30 seconds.

I don`t do the "starbucks" thing, do people REALLY just chill on free wifi all day? I guess if I did, I would be on facebook or twitter. I would be on www.I-am-bored.com because I love it sooooooooooooooooooooooooo much and it`s better than anything in this world!

...can I have a t-shirt now?
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Male 67
every one of these is true. and i thought this only happens in my country.
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Male 336
@binarystarr,

Its much MUCH easier to pull data from a public hotspot than anywhere else. Stealing information from packets on a public hotspot takes minutes or even seconds, where it could take days to decrypt a well set up and secured wireless connection.
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Female 420
I used to work in a starbucks and this is just the evolution of `pretentious book reading` where people would out do each other by reading Sartre whilst hogging a sofa and making sure everyone can see while the man reading a slim volume of edgy poetry gives him evil looks.
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Male 479
@mantolwen
yeah, anyone who "knows how" could also get you at some on your "secure" connection.

Paranoid much??
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Female 387
I never use public WiFi. It`s really insecure and anyone who knows how can hack in and get your personal info.
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Male 258
What about the guy sitting in the corner merrily hacking his way round your social networking passwords, work stuff and the very dodgy `home movies` of you, your wife, the neighbour and a Henry hoover that you forgot to remove from the unsecured share you set up last week?
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Female 48
Forgot the one for "I have to do my WoW dailies and I am visiting relatives whose internet is too slow!!"
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Male 3,255
Handy info! I`ll remember this if I ever go to a starbucks for whatever reason. I have taste and aren`t a macfag so probably no time soon, but any info is useful info!
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Male 2,402
Starbucks home of the lonely.
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Male 493
My brother said he had to go help a lady, on welfare, connect to WiFi on her Macbook!!!! WTH!!!
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Male 4,793
henryhendrix, very few people have an apple product with them. only like, four of them. or 3 or something.
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Female 106
lol, they`re mostly men but in reality, its fairly even o.O
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Female 119
@henryhendrix at least one is a dell
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Male 722
And if you notice, they will all have some sort of apple product close at hand.
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Male 12,138
vorp - ZING!
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Male 1,452
"that wsant that funny, was very disappointing, could have been so much better"

like having sex with your mom fatninja?
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Male 15,832
Eight more and you could play Starbuck`s Bingo!
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Female 914
lol @ duffytoler
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Male 795
Admittedly I`d be the 2nd guy.
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Male 70
I`m the first guy...
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Female 4,447
This would mean I`d have to go into a Starbucks. Not gonna happen.
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Male 2,748
never been to a starbucks... so idk what all this is about, but i know i`d be the dude either in the chair or publicly surfin porn ;D
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Male 5,194
*sigh* Geeky beauty. If only the comfortable chair hadn`t been so comfortable.
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Male 322
i <3 geeky beauty
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Male 152
I have seen every single one except the butt crack guy. Hope my streak continues...
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Male 215
BINGO time...
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Male 2,436
Starbucks? Never been there.
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Male 378
lololololol well ofcourse the horny creep is a ginger
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Male 102
@IkeRay

Porn dude and media queen are glasses-free. No one can be sure about butt-crack man.
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Female 9,475
Meh.
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Male 2,552
Starbucks? Nasty crap!
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Male 25,416
that wsant that funny, was very disappointing, could have been so much better
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Male 2,703
and they all wear glasses, interesting
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Female 152
well this killed about 3 mins...
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Male 1,590
"Im the one who doesn`t actually go to starbucks, cause its way overpriced."

And I don`t drink coffee.

And I don`t own a laptop.
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Male 6,694
I make my own coffee.
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Female 1,593
Im the one who doesn`t actually go to starbucks, cause its way overpriced.

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Let`s hear it for Timmy`s!
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Male 27
"wheres the guy who has internet connection at home and is capable of making his own coffee?"

because it`s called wifi users at `starbucks`.
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Male 129
fail

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Female 231
After my step father took me to a Starbucks non stop, every single day for well over ten years of my life. I have seen ALL of these, and more. And I will NEVER step foot in a Starbucks again.
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Male 63
Im the one who doesn`t actually go to starbucks, cause its way overpriced.
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Male 1,540
@ xxxveganxxx

Interesting that. Half of my computers have been dells and it`s always all the other brands that break down. I`m on a dell using wifi right now.
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Male 4,867
wheres the guy who has internet connection at home and is capable of making his own coffee?
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Male 15,510
Lol, aweee the last one
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Female 2,352
The social media one sounds so dirty. XD

I`ll stay with my home WiFi.
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Male 1,184
I`m the one who buys a mocha and leaves, generally without looking at the customers.
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Male 383
I love how the one who can`t connect to the internet is the only one with a Dell, very true.
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Male 2,893
I`m the guy who has internet at home and doesn`t go to starbucks and/or tweet or look at myself on facebook.
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Male 20,111
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