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Date: 06/17/10 01:35 PM

58 Responses to A Field Guide To WiFi Users At Starbucks [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18848 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    Link: A Field Guide To WiFi Users At Starbucks - Print this out and next time you go to Starbucks, see if you can find them all...
  2. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    I`m the guy who has internet at home and doesn`t go to starbucks and/or tweet or look at myself on facebook.
  3. Profile photo of xxxveganxxx
    xxxveganxxx Male 13-17
    383 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    I love how the one who can`t connect to the internet is the only one with a Dell, very true.
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    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 1:49 pm
    I`m the one who buys a mocha and leaves, generally without looking at the customers.
  5. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 1:49 pm
    The social media one sounds so dirty. XD

    I`ll stay with my home WiFi.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    Lol, aweee the last one
  7. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 1:59 pm
    wheres the guy who has internet connection at home and is capable of making his own coffee?
  8. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    @ xxxveganxxx

    Interesting that. Half of my computers have been dells and it`s always all the other brands that break down. I`m on a dell using wifi right now.
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    TNoussis Male 18-29
    63 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    Im the one who doesn`t actually go to starbucks, cause its way overpriced.
  10. Profile photo of Lamiacraor
    Lamiacraor Female 18-29
    231 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    After my step father took me to a Starbucks non stop, every single day for well over ten years of my life. I have seen ALL of these, and more. And I will NEVER step foot in a Starbucks again.
  11. Profile photo of togoth
    togoth Male 13-17
    129 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    fail

  12. Profile photo of Jesterhead
    Jesterhead Male 18-29
    27 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    "wheres the guy who has internet connection at home and is capable of making his own coffee?"

    because it`s called wifi users at `starbucks`.
  13. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    Im the one who doesn`t actually go to starbucks, cause its way overpriced.

    ---

    Let`s hear it for Timmy`s!
  14. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    I make my own coffee.
  15. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    "Im the one who doesn`t actually go to starbucks, cause its way overpriced."

    And I don`t drink coffee.

    And I don`t own a laptop.
  16. Profile photo of CreepyShanny
    CreepyShanny Female 18-29
    152 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 2:45 pm
    well this killed about 3 mins...
  17. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    and they all wear glasses, interesting
  18. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    that wsant that funny, was very disappointing, could have been so much better
  19. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    Starbucks? Nasty crap!
  20. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    Meh.
  21. Profile photo of BrodyBoy1993
    BrodyBoy1993 Male 13-17
    102 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    @IkeRay

    Porn dude and media queen are glasses-free. No one can be sure about butt-crack man.
  22. Profile photo of tlshaman
    tlshaman Male 13-17
    378 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    lololololol well ofcourse the horny creep is a ginger
  23. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    Starbucks? Never been there.
  24. Profile photo of Qwertyuiop95
    Qwertyuiop95 Male 18-29
    215 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    BINGO time...
  25. Profile photo of bloodwrage
    bloodwrage Male 18-29
    152 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 5:40 pm
    I have seen every single one except the butt crack guy. Hope my streak continues...
  26. Profile photo of rbt_food
    rbt_food Male 18-29
    322 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 5:58 pm
    i <3 geeky beauty
  27. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 7:29 pm
    *sigh* Geeky beauty. If only the comfortable chair hadn`t been so comfortable.
  28. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 8:11 pm
    never been to a starbucks... so idk what all this is about, but i know i`d be the dude either in the chair or publicly surfin porn ;D
  29. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 8:14 pm
    This would mean I`d have to go into a Starbucks. Not gonna happen.
  30. Profile photo of tvhargon
    tvhargon Male 18-29
    70 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 8:38 pm
    I`m the first guy...
  31. Profile photo of MrTwidget
    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    795 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 8:38 pm
    Admittedly I`d be the 2nd guy.
  32. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 8:56 pm
    lol @ duffytoler
  33. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 9:16 pm
    Eight more and you could play Starbuck`s Bingo!
  34. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 9:30 pm
    "that wsant that funny, was very disappointing, could have been so much better"

    like having sex with your mom fatninja?
  35. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 9:56 pm
    vorp - ZING!
  36. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 10:12 pm
    And if you notice, they will all have some sort of apple product close at hand.
  37. Profile photo of AppleBlue
    AppleBlue Female 18-29
    119 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 11:00 pm
    @henryhendrix at least one is a dell
  38. Profile photo of FeistyAni
    FeistyAni Female 18-29
    106 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 11:07 pm
    lol, they`re mostly men but in reality, its fairly even o.O
  39. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 12:34 am
    henryhendrix, very few people have an apple product with them. only like, four of them. or 3 or something.
  40. Profile photo of Filipino916
    Filipino916 Male 18-29
    494 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 12:40 am
    My brother said he had to go help a lady, on welfare, connect to WiFi on her Macbook!!!! WTH!!!
  41. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 1:07 am
    Starbucks home of the lonely.
  42. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 1:27 am
    Handy info! I`ll remember this if I ever go to a starbucks for whatever reason. I have taste and aren`t a macfag so probably no time soon, but any info is useful info!
  43. Profile photo of Cyradis314
    Cyradis314 Female 18-29
    48 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 1:50 am
    Forgot the one for "I have to do my WoW dailies and I am visiting relatives whose internet is too slow!!"
  44. Profile photo of number696969
    number696969 Male 30-39
    258 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 2:29 am
    What about the guy sitting in the corner merrily hacking his way round your social networking passwords, work stuff and the very dodgy `home movies` of you, your wife, the neighbour and a Henry hoover that you forgot to remove from the unsecured share you set up last week?
  45. Profile photo of Mantolwen
    Mantolwen Female 18-29
    387 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 3:26 am
    I never use public WiFi. It`s really insecure and anyone who knows how can hack in and get your personal info.
  46. Profile photo of binarystarr
    binarystarr Male 30-39
    479 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 4:43 am
    @mantolwen
    yeah, anyone who "knows how" could also get you at some on your "secure" connection.

    Paranoid much??
  47. Profile photo of pip-pip666
    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
    420 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 5:38 am
    I used to work in a starbucks and this is just the evolution of `pretentious book reading` where people would out do each other by reading Sartre whilst hogging a sofa and making sure everyone can see while the man reading a slim volume of edgy poetry gives him evil looks.
  48. Profile photo of Glendower
    Glendower Male 18-29
    336 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 6:32 am
    @binarystarr,

    Its much MUCH easier to pull data from a public hotspot than anywhere else. Stealing information from packets on a public hotspot takes minutes or even seconds, where it could take days to decrypt a well set up and secured wireless connection.
  49. Profile photo of obay
    obay Male 18-29
    67 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 7:11 am
    every one of these is true. and i thought this only happens in my country.
  50. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 9:07 am
    CreepyShanny Female, 18-29, Midwest US 128 Posts Thursday, June 17, 2010 2:45:08 PM
    well this killed about 3 mins...
    _________________________

    3 minutes to read this? o...k, more like 30 seconds.

    I don`t do the "starbucks" thing, do people REALLY just chill on free wifi all day? I guess if I did, I would be on facebook or twitter. I would be on www.I-am-bored.com because I love it sooooooooooooooooooooooooo much and it`s better than anything in this world!

    ...can I have a t-shirt now?
  51. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 9:07 am
    oops...wouldn`t
  52. Profile photo of citizen_kane
    citizen_kane Male 18-29
    272 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 9:56 am
    i`m definitely number 2
  53. Profile photo of sarhamac
    sarhamac Female 18-29
    40 posts
    June 18, 2010 at 11:07 am
    I thought you had to pay for wifi at starbucks. besides i have my computer and coffee at home. I can hog my own chair and lol at as many cats as i want to!!!
  54. Profile photo of omfglolwtf
    omfglolwtf Female 18-29
    5 posts
    June 19, 2010 at 5:49 am
    hahaha the last one is so me
  55. Profile photo of Lolcats
    Lolcats Male 18-29
    369 posts
    June 19, 2010 at 9:45 am
    im number 2 except I am on this site!
  56. Profile photo of Lolcats
    Lolcats Male 18-29
    369 posts
    June 19, 2010 at 9:45 am
    or maybe hacking into the pentagon..
  57. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    June 19, 2010 at 9:29 pm
    But really, can they tell if I`m watching porn? Hahahaha
  58. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 4:00 am
    I never go to starbucks so I wouldnt know /shrug

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