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Date: 06/23/10 01:00 PM

37 Responses to 7 Classic Disney Movies Based On R-Rated Stories

  1. Profile photo of coolravi1234
    coolravi1234 Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    Link: 7 Classic Disney Movies Based On R-Rated Stories - We can understand watering down a story to make it child-appropriate, but Disney didn.
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    Siyanor Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    Not R-rated, but... I`ve seen the original Beauty and the Beast and the Disney. There is not a single similar scene anywhere.
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    pui Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2010 at 1:11 pm
    cool, some of those I wasn`t familiar with.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    June 23, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    Wow these are so depressing!
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    MissMage Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2010 at 1:33 pm
    Ah. I remember tracking down Fox and the Hound (the novel) a few years back. It`s out of print, but I found it at a library out of town. It was one of the best books ever in terms of getting inside the animal`s heads. I appreciate writers who makes such amazing attempts at this.
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    TGPZarquon Male 30-39
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    June 23, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    Cracked is funny, but sometimes their article titles are just SLIGHTLY misleading. "7 Classic Stories Toned Down to be a Disney Film" would be a much more accurate - though less sensational - title.
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    Space_girl Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    I`m not sure how accurate these all are. I know at least in the version of the Little Mermaid I`m familiar with, her tail isn`t ripped in two, she`s given feet but it feels like walking on knives with every step, and I have never heard the soulless mermaid bit before either.
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    Boadicea Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    I read somewhere (so it MUST be reputable information!) that kids who grew up watching Looney Tunes (full of cartoon violence etc.) are psychologically healthier than those who grew up with all Disney (unrealistic happy endings for all).

    It`s better to read the original stories to your kids (well maybe not the completely screwed up versions with rape and things.. haha) because that opens up discussions about death and disappointment and stuff, better preparing them for the crappiness of real life.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    At least they are not based in XXX stories
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    panth753 Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    I knew about most of these already.
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    pui Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2010 at 3:11 pm

    Original Little Mermaid by Hans Christian Andersen

    "A mermaid has not an immortal soul, nor can she obtain one unless she wins the love of a human being."
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    Bananananana Female 13-17
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    June 23, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    well that was depressing.
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    KannaLilly Female 13-17
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    June 23, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    Notre Dame du Paris? Don`t get me started... I can (and without a doubt will) go on for hours. I love that book, and also the Disney movie, so I love talking about them.
    Actually, I don`t like other movie versions, because the Disney one was the only one in which Quasimodo was <i>drating annoying</i>
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    Queen-Neve Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2010 at 5:54 pm
    OMG i love the fox and the hound !
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
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    June 23, 2010 at 5:59 pm
    What about Little Red Riding Hood? In the original, the Big Bad Wolf wasn`t a Wolf, he was a Child Molester who was trying to get Little Red Riding Hood into bed after murdering the grandma and dressing up in her clothes
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    wertiana Female 13-17
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    June 23, 2010 at 6:12 pm
    there goes my happy mood
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    atomic_sugar Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2010 at 6:44 pm
    very interesting.
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    Greenranger7 Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2010 at 7:55 pm
    lol as much as I loved The Fox and the Hound, the old versions of these kick ass =D
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    MrsHoneyDew Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2010 at 8:19 pm
    It`s funny, because as a young child, I was obsessed with the unabridged versions of fairy tales and whenever a new Disney movie came out I would complain about how the stories were wrong. I liked dark and tragic stories. I wasn`t like the other children. :P
    Oh, and they forgot Snow White and Cinderella. Talk about messed up fairy tales. |-X
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    fishgul69 Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2010 at 8:29 pm
    though slightly misleading, I have to say I fully enjoyed the article. the only ones I was not aware of were of were: The Jungle Book, The Fox and the Hound, and The Hunchback of Notre Dame--never read the originals...yet apparently.
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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2010 at 8:47 pm

    Like Kipling, Victor Hugo wasn`t big on that Hollywood bullpoo.

    I lol`d. and the hunchback of notredam is probably one of the weirdest disney movies... gotta love sex with dead bodies and burnin gypsys. i know i had a boner
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    shaboinkin Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2010 at 9:02 pm
    I have a sudden urge to read the Jungle Book
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    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
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    June 23, 2010 at 11:21 pm
    Good old Walt Disney - sanitizing the world one story at a time. I`d hate to think what they`d do to a vampire!
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    deanlloyd Male 18-29
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    June 24, 2010 at 12:38 am
    that entire site was a brewing cesspool of depression
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    mise Female 18-29
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    June 24, 2010 at 2:53 am
    Damn. I found a copy of The Jungle Book at home just yesterday and was like `Totally going to read this.` Ah well, still going to read it even though I know what`s actually going to happen now. :-/
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    Mikeado Male 18-29
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    June 24, 2010 at 4:32 am
    Well that`s 7 Disney movies successfully ruined. On to some more...
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    kimkio Female 18-29
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    June 24, 2010 at 5:31 am
    in the little mermaid, there`s also one other thing: she becomes mute after getting her legs, so she can`t tell the prince that she`s the one who saved him therefore she can`t convince prince to marry her
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    edana42 Female 50-59
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    June 24, 2010 at 6:12 am
    "I`d hate to think what they`d do to a vampire! "

    Once Upon a Vampire
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    edana42 Female 50-59
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    June 24, 2010 at 6:14 am

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    pui Female 18-29
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    June 24, 2010 at 6:44 am
    @kimkio that`s in the Disney version too.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    June 24, 2010 at 7:11 am
    Oh Disney.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    June 24, 2010 at 10:17 am
    Gotta admit, At least Disney makes decent happy endings to stories that simply end bad.

    But what really ticks me off, They are co-opting the original `Sorcerers Apprentice` with this new `Harry Potter` type crap. Then to add insult to injury, They remake the `mops and buckets` scene in live action. Egads Disney, Just tear apart my fond memories of Mickey Mouse why don`t you.
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    RyanHake Male 18-29
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    June 24, 2010 at 11:07 am
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    GreyYes Female 18-29
    418 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    lol i never knew about 1/2 of these.

    some of the old original books and stories were so dark! i love it
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    junkaddy Female 30-39
    261 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 11:38 pm
    Disney`s so full of it in so many ways....
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    ingrateful Male 13-17
    415 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    Whoever wrote this sounded kinda pissed
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    BRITATTACK Female 13-17
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    June 27, 2010 at 7:51 pm
    I watched like this anime version of the little mermaid that was exactly like the original story when I was around 7.

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