5 War Stories That Put Action Movies to Shame

Submitted by: domisgood 7 years ago in Misc
http://www.cracked.com/article_18550_5-true-war-stories-that-put-every-action-movie-to-shame.html

Step aside, Hollywood...
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Male 415
Absolutely badass
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Male 12,365
[quote]For the TL;DR crew: I`m slightly embarrassed on your behalf. It`s 2 pages. Christ on a unicorn farting rainbows. Please never try to tackle a book.[/quote]

I`m more worried than embarrassed. There have always been people who are either too stupid or too badly educated to be able to read without great effort. That`s nothing to be embarrassed about - a person can`t help being mentally handicapped and lack of education isn`t necessarily their fault.

What worries me is that it`s increasingly common. That`s a very bad sign for the future.
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Male 343
what are you, dense? Are you retarded? They have a GD`ed BEAR. send them in.
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Male 12,138
For the TL;DR crew: I`m slightly embarrassed on your behalf. It`s 2 pages. Christ on a unicorn farting rainbows. Please never try to tackle a book.

For others, just about any article on Cracked is worth a read. Not a plug for our sister site, if it sucked I`d be first to say so... but along with the Oatmeal, Collegehumor and a small other select few, these are some of the diamonds in the sh*te when it comes to the interwebtubes. Worth a read, usually.
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Female 500
It`s.... too.... long. I only read the first one. Oh well. That one was Bad-ass. But I don`t feel like reading the rest. I`ll just save it to my book-marks. Which usually never get a second look, but it`s the thought that counts, right?
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Female 1,427
TL;DR
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Female 2,352
Motherf*cking solider bears. We need them.
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Male 12,365
Cracked doesn`t rank its lists. #5, #1, #17...all the same. It would make more sense if they didn`t number them.
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Male 625
The Battle of Stalingrad was the best. No idea why it was ranked 5th :S
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Male 5,194
Good, but they have all 5 in exact reverse order of epicness.
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Male 12,365
The SOE were also unorthodox when it came to sexed roles - they included women as special forces soldiers.
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Male 3,431
Crank dat Soulja Bear.
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Male 25,416
I dont trust allot of interpretations that site portrays. They have had it wrong time and time again!
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Male 302
Here`s a cute war story: My grandfather accepted the sword from a surrendering German officer, shot him, and stole his medals. He came back to England with his sleeping bag stuffed with stolen jewellery from bombed-out French villages and a couple of years ago was nominated for the legion of honour. How ironic.
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Male 15,510
I dont want to read about War
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Female 81
Informative and interesting!
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Male 4,867
Link: 5 War Stories That Put Action Movies to Shame [Rate Link] - Step aside, Hollywood...
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