19 Failed Attempts At Sexy Album Covers

Submitted by: insanoflex 7 years ago in Weird
http://www.cracked.com/article_18521_the-19-most-hilariously-failed-attempts-at-sexy-album-covers.html

There"s a fine line between sexy and vomit inducing...
There are 30 comments:
Female 211
I laughed so hard when he described the woman giving birth to an Econoline.
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Female 635
um ok?
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Male 220
@AmberMichele
"Prince looks better naked than me!! "
I highly doubt that...
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Female 68
Prince looks better naked than me!!
WTF Since when did John Travolta have an album!
BAHAHAHA Jim Post.
Uhm, I am now disturbed forever by Orlean`s
cover for Waking and Dreaming LOL
And Herbie Man. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO
YOURSELF AND MOTHER. SERIOUSLY! MAYBE THIS IS WHY
WE NEVER HEARD OF YOU! ALL OF THESE THINGS WERE
BURNED! BAHH MY EEYYYEEEESSS DX
Cher, you look HOTT.
WTF TED NUGENT?
Trina. Bahaha. Necro. (Get it!! it ryhmes!!)
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Wow Whitesnake.
Cerrone, your CD should be called,
MAN`S PARADISE. A fridge and naked lady? DUH.
Madonna is just a [fail] overall.
Forbidden Fruit looks good for an 80`s album.
And no comment on that last one (:
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Female 535
I think Herbie Mann plays the skin flute.
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Female 535
Come on, people, isn`t Travolta totally hot on that cover? poo, man!
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Male 17
even with the chest hair prince still looks like a little girl
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Female 517
meh
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Female 934
I actually like Cher. I think she looks tight in that picture, more empowering and barbaric than sexy.
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Female 8,045
Jane Fonda looked great, then.
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Male 153
what is herbie mann gonna do with that flute hmmm...?
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Male 8,300
[quote]Music to Drug Some Woman You Meet At a Bar So You Can Take Her Home and Chain Her Up in Your Rape Dungeon For Six Months At Which Point You Mistakenly Begin to Believe Has Developed Feelings For You So You Unchain Her and She Escapes and the Police Arrest You and Find Sixteen Skulls Buried Under Your Front Porch By[/quote]

Damn. They`re on to me.
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Male 2,748
The Nug rocks.
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Female 467
JIM POST i love my life :L thats an epic one :L :L

why does prince have such a female body :O

omg john travolting :L

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Female 1,401
i couple of those were actually kinda cool. the snake one was best
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Female 451
Guys fail at sexy. The one I disagree with is the Travolta one.
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Female 3,598
@jinxie: are you a lesbian? because he looks like a chick.
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Male 2,402
OMG! I just ate lunch and barfed at the very first album cover alone. Ugh!
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Female 2,927
i dont care what this list says, prince is a sexy muther f*ker
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Female 15,763
I am never having sex again. o_e
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Female 721
Is this a repost? Swear I read that article before.
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Male 34
boring
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Female 1,001
Lol @ Tino

What were they thinking? Actually, I`m not sure i want to know...
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Male 25,416
failed alright!
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Male 782
Cher`s album should have been titled:
"Take me to your...MOOOOO...leader"
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Male 2,548
Is that Jane Fonda with the potato gun?
Man, I want to watch Barbarella now.
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Male 15,510
FAIL
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Male 39,880
Cher`s "Take Me Home" album was in NO WAY a fail



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Male 2,688
idk... Prince is a different kind of sexy... I have his three "The Hits" CDs in my "Lets Get it ON" playlist...

And Adam Lambert would be a lot sexier if he were actually female like he looks in the album cover... Not being an emo girl`s wet dream would help nicely too...

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Male 17
Link: 19 Failed Attempts At Sexy Album Covers [Rate Link] - There`s a fine line between sexy and vomit inducing...
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