11 Things You Need To Stop Doing On Facebook

Submitted by: Uncle_T 7 years ago in Entertainment
http://www.ttdtu.com/2010/06/11-things-you-need-to-stop-doing-on.html

Think of this as an AA meeting for Facebook. How many of these things are you guilty of?
There are 51 comments:
Female 22
i will happily admit i am not guilty of any of these :D and yes, unfortunately i have one. sister wouldn`t quit bugging me about it. but hey, it keeps me busy sometimes. lol
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Male 107
One thing:English is BY FAR not the hardest language to learn un the world.
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Male 6,693
Thats Facebook.
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Male 107
One thing:English is BY FAR not the hardest language to learn un the world.
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Female 111
Everyone is hating on facebook, but you all know they really have one. Quit denying it.
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Female 467
i hate facebook
its f`uckin boring and pointless
theres no fun
its for ... OLD PEOPLE
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Female 470
Here`s one for number 12, and call me insensitive and a horrible person, but:

Stop proclaiming to the world that you love your husband/boyfriend/whatever every 5 seconds! I see about 23434532 posts a day from girls who are all "OMG I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND/HUSBAND HE IS THE BEST EVER!!!!!!!!" in every single post. That`s great that you love your significant other, but do I really need to read about it 234432 times per trip to facebook throughout the day? I think not.
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Female 238
oh hell I was able to put a name to every one of those bullet points. I`m pretty surprised nobody else has thought to take advantage of the fact that facepuke is run by a bunch of twits and one big Twat and you can make your name and "facebile avatar" pretty much anything you want.
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Male 12,365
I don`t feel the urge to throw my personal life onto the net in the probably vain hope of anyone giving a damn.

I don`t use Facebook at all, so all I have to worry about is listening to people IRL complaining about things that happened on Facebook because of something they did on Facebook or things that happened in the real world because of things they did on Facebook...never realising that the root of the problem is Facebook.

No, that`s not quite true. I also have to worry about people using Facebook to violate my privacy because they have no idea what privacy is (which is why they`re using Facebook in the first place).
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Male 730
I couldn`t get through all of the random-ass bolding. Settle down there captain kirk, we all know how to read.
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Male 25,416
Facebook is fail!
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Male 716
11 Things You Need To Stop Doing On Facebook

#1 Facebook.
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Male 7
But Webb it`s girls who make it look as cute as you who made me only go after the dudes. </blatantflirt>
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Female 166
In total agreement for the most part.
Also, facebook just annoys me. I got one a few months ago, just to keep in touch with two people, but one thing led to another...

and now I get about a million and one effin farmville requests per day for bricks and mortar or sad lost ponies (...wtf & why?) or some junk. Great, but I`d rather not remember some of the people who made up my more fond memories from high school as a bunch of virtual farm equipment addicts.
(I don`t understand the appeal of Farmville. I`ve a lolli with your name on it if you can explain it to me.)
Deletion is imminent.

And I know darn well that, after I post my comment, my kissy-face picture will be mocking me from beside my words. However, it`s my only one and I don`t have a (presumably small) penis or that awful fake tan.
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Male 7
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mo st_difficult_language_to_learn

No, realistically it`s not but I didn`t realize everything I said would be taken as fact. I was actually referring to the insanely contradicting and ridiculous grammar rules the English language has. But your assessment of Korean being the hardest makes you lose all credentials just as much, if not more, than my off-hand hyperbole did.
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Male 107
One thing:English is BY FAR not the hardest language to learn un the world.
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Male 3,755
Yes! Never done any of them.
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Female 222
I approve of this link.
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Male 2,436
Too much to read.
I tried Facebook once... didn`t care for it.
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Female 895
lol i think at least 3 people on my friends list on my fb have put that song quote they used as an example in that article.


same, i lol`d so hard.
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Female 54
yes, except number 8 needs to remove the word male (no one needs to put up stupid kissy face pictures), and they needed to include making your status say every thing you did today (as if it were twitter)
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Male 2,034
Like anyone`s actually going to sift through all this bullpoo in 50 years.
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Female 1,652
"every girl on the face of the planet somehow has entire drating squadrons out there dedicated to disliking them"

OH YEAH!!!
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Male 15
lol i think at least 3 people on my friends list on my fb have put that song quote they used as an example in that article.
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Female 71
Wait wait wait, "English is the hardest language to learn in the world" is the line that made the author lose credibility. My Korean boss would have laughed at him.
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Male 51
Uh..
On occasion I`ll post a line from a song, but never one of those songs that plays on the radio all the time.

In fact, drat radio.
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Male 4,290
I liked this, apart from the abuse of bold.
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Male 591
I did Facebook for a couple of months. Fortunately I got over it in a hurry and quit.
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Female 451
omg i totally thought I would disagree with this post, but it`s all true!
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Female 47
innocent :-)
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Female 52
... I don`t do any of this. ^^
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Male 7
Rainbow -- it`s not the status in general, it`s the people who change it once a week. If you`re mature enough to sustain a long relationship then cool but the little kids and those with the minds of little kids are the ones who look bad...
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Female 798
I don`t understand the problem with relationship status. I can sort of agree with the rest but that was sort of weak, plus most of my friends are in 2+ years relationships so I hardly see changes. And also, in the end you can always keep scrolling if you don`t like it.
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Male 7
OR maybe you could laugh and not take it so personally, since a friendly laugh was the only purpose of the entire thing.
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Male 2,332
Meh, the guy doesn`t like the Internet. His problem not mine ^^
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Female 1,589
Only thing I do on there is the relationship status. And for the record, I didn`t start it. My boyfriend changed his, so I just confirmed it. My friends were bugging me about it too, so yeah. :/
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Male 174
It`s funny cause I hate it when people writing rambling diatribes about things they hate on the internet. Especially when they full of bolded text in place of italics.
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Male 35
<3
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Male 2,841
I feel sad now that I can`t remember what life was like before these damn social net sites came along.
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Male 503
i remember a happier world without facebook and myspace. god i miss those days
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Male 725
What`s Facebook?
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Male 575
I do some of these things, yes, and I`m not ashamed. It`s called a social network for a reason. If you don`t like what people are broadcasting or saying or doing, then don`t befriend them. It`s that simple. It`s like in real life: if someone does or says something that bothers you, you don`t reply.
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Male 378
#11, how about not being an elitist hipster non-nice individual who cries like a little girl every time one of their favorite bands "sells out" and gets a song on the radio?
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Male 2,548
I`ve been known to do 3 of those things on Facebook. (But only partake of 2 on rare occasions.)
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Male 541
I love this post.
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Female 193
Interesting how I can`t find any people who are saying "I LOVE FACEBOOK OKAY?"
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Male 1,625
If everyone followed these rules there wouldnt be a Lamebook, And nothing gets sinks my hope for humanity lower than lamebook.
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Female 781
Not the first time it`s all been said...
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Male 5,314
1. using it.
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Male 4,680
"3. Non-confrontational criticism"
"11. Quoting the lyrics to "that" song"
"2. Excessive self-pity parties"
OH MY GOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

Also I bet that someone posts a comment similar to this: "They forgot a 12th thing; stop using facebook. OHOHOHOHO LOOK AT ME I`M SUCH A REBEL".
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Male 485
Link: 11 Things You Need To Stop Doing On Facebook [Rate Link] - Think of this as an AA meeting for Facebook. How many of these things are you guilty of?
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