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Date: 05/03/10 01:03 PM

109 Responses to Your Days Of Looking For A Date Are Over [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    Link: Your Days Of Looking For A Date Are Over - These are insane computer time`s we live in... Ladies, are you looking for a good man online? How about trying this guy?
  2. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    I am not cool with anyone who, on an advertisement about themselves, spells taco wrong, and doesn`t capitalize their "I"`s :P
  3. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1605 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    and never paid attention in English class
  4. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    Large breasts only
  5. Profile photo of canusuck
    canusuck Male 30-39
    777 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    I bet honesty sells and this guy cleans up...
  6. Profile photo of shadow_sonic
    shadow_sonic Male 18-29
    36 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    GOTTA HAVE DEM BLUE RAYS
  7. Profile photo of KekS
    KekS Male 18-29
    588 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    So he shares his big TV with some guy named Blue Ray?
  8. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    You can tell he`s 100% real because he can`t quite spell.
  9. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    Wow, he sounds like a great guy. Maybe I`ll give him a call and we can go get some "tackos" and he can play his guitar for me o_O
  10. Profile photo of juddy
    juddy Female 18-29
    91 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    He lost me at "large breasts"
  11. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    wow, i`m jealous
  12. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    lol... Tacko`s

    grammar AND spelling fail, all neatly wrapped up in a single warm, fluffy tortilla.
  13. Profile photo of lunaticlover
    lunaticlover Female 18-29
    354 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    His TV has blue rays? Well, at least they`re not the dangerous red kind that shoot out of the screen every time you watch Oprah.
  14. Profile photo of Mantolwen
    Mantolwen Female 18-29
    387 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    Oooooh wow. A TV with blue ray`s. Blue ray`s what? That`s what I want to know. That will definitely tip the decision. /sarcasm
  15. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    Wow, and I thought I had it going on.
  16. Profile photo of BRITATTACK
    BRITATTACK Female 13-17
    198 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    Hmmm, I would get along with him
  17. Profile photo of ohplease
    ohplease Male 50-59
    567 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    and i do not know how to punctuate, capitalize, or spell. wow. never thrust those "e-men" (yeah, how can you screw up "taco")
  18. Profile photo of mystreT
    mystreT Male 30-39
    333 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 1:34 pm
    (215) FTW. I wonder if I know this guy.
  19. Profile photo of ninjanamedjt
    ninjanamedjt Male 13-17
    251 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 1:34 pm
    of course it`s arlington
  20. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    Well, he`s semiliterate but at least he`s 100% real. That sure beats dating all those partially imaginary people.
  21. Profile photo of JGESS
    JGESS Male 18-29
    433 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    215 is the philadelphia area...
  22. Profile photo of util
    util Male 18-29
    136 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    You must have big breast`s and a lot of apostrophe`s too.
  23. Profile photo of turbotong
    turbotong Male 18-29
    600 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    haha... tackos. tacky.
  24. Profile photo of bergeracman
    bergeracman Male 18-29
    100 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    stone age, bronze age, iron age, computer times!
  25. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    He randomly decided to capitalize a couple of I`s. If you`re going to make an error at least be consistent.
  26. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    Why bullet points though?

    HE HAS BLUE RAY`S. Ladies this guy is a winner.
  27. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    Wow, gigidy!
  28. Profile photo of OrangeMomo
    OrangeMomo Female 18-29
    34 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    i got excited cuz i love tackos n cartoons! but my breasts..
  29. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    Wow! Phone pole dating! An all new desperation technique to find local crazy weirdos! :D
  30. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1678 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    Aww I was somewhat with him (typos and all) until the large breasts part. I do love watching cartoons..
  31. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    "I AM A REGULAR GUY SEEKING A REGULAR GA-"..Y?
  32. Profile photo of Vipablaz
    Vipablaz Male 13-17
    191 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 2:45 pm
    PayN8tention thats what I was thinking
  33. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 2:47 pm
    awwwwwww.....insane computer times with no spell check! :D
  34. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    "I AM A REGULAR GUY SEEKING A REGULAR GA-"..Y?

    GALL, most likely.
  35. Profile photo of bophus
    bophus Male 30-39
    472 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    lol, that is the town right next to mine. its the souderton pennsylvania area code. now i go look for it.
  36. Profile photo of depthofcuz
    depthofcuz Female 18-29
    55 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    Good lord. There`s actually a psychotic pick up artist guy in Toronto that advertises on telephone poles. You`ve probably heard of him, Dimitri the Lover. It looks like this guy has fallen prey to his "method."
  37. Profile photo of kiriluv
    kiriluv Female 18-29
    203 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    Mmm tackos.
  38. Profile photo of uhmerikin
    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    Tackos, dang those are delicious...
  39. Profile photo of lolroflmao
    lolroflmao Female 13-17
    41 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    yay, tackoes for everyone! :D
  40. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    Really what kind of woman is going date a guy who can`t capitalize names or even spell taco correctly.
  41. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31799 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    He STOLE his TV from "blue ray`s"???
    It`s the first thing a girl looks for these days? Does he have a BIG TV? lolz!
    Did not ever go to jail? Not mentioning the 5 outstanding warrents...
    Yay tackos! I won`t even mention the requirements for the female...
  42. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    lol people need to learn about spellcheck.
  43. Profile photo of util
    util Male 18-29
    136 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    "I AM A REGULAR GUY SEEKING A REGULAR GA-"
    - regular galapagos turtle?
    - regular gassy partner?
    - regular gas, not diesel?
    - regular gabonese dictator?
    I guess we`ll never know.
  44. Profile photo of flyingpie
    flyingpie Male 13-17
    472 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 4:03 pm
    i had tackos for dinner tonight
  45. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 4:04 pm
    sounds like a little kid.
  46. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    Who wouldn`t want a guy who owns a TV with blu ray`s?
  47. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    Who is Tacko and what of his will I be eating?
  48. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 5:20 pm
    ""I AM A REGULAR GUY SEEKING A REGULAR GA-"

    - regular galapagos turtle?
    - regular gassy partner?
    - regular gas, not diesel?
    - regular gabonese dictator?
    I guess we`ll never know."


    - regular galaxy
  49. Profile photo of Nickel_Creek
    Nickel_Creek Male 18-29
    76 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 5:23 pm
    util, a regular gastropod
  50. Profile photo of Seastone
    Seastone Female 18-29
    613 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 5:24 pm
    Mmkay, so he doesn`t know how to use apostrophes or spell "TACOS" for heaven`s sake. That`s a deal-breaker, ladies.
  51. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 5:35 pm
    Having to say you didn`t go to jail - alarm bells are ringing! Oh yeah & when you learn correct gramma and spelling (I don`t mean Tori either), then we`ll talk!! )-|
  52. Profile photo of krazykarl9
    krazykarl9 Male 18-29
    60 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    @ Angelmassb

    Regular Gays?
  53. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 5:49 pm
    I`m not going out with someone who eats tackos.
  54. Profile photo of Aerophyre
    Aerophyre Male 18-29
    177 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 5:59 pm
    I figured Larry the Cable Guy would have an easier time getting laid after getting his movie deals.
  55. Profile photo of Hitaki318
    Hitaki318 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 6:05 pm
    I love me some tackos.
  56. Profile photo of CinematicD
    CinematicD Female 18-29
    239 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 6:57 pm
    haha i would call out of curiosity.
  57. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 7:13 pm
    wow, what a catch.
  58. Profile photo of TheBigBarney
    TheBigBarney Male 18-29
    25 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 7:31 pm
    Tacko`s???
  59. Profile photo of bigbaddave
    bigbaddave Male 40-49
    214 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 7:36 pm
    At least he`s honest... like that he mentions that if the lady has big breast that they`ll get along just fine
  60. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 7:37 pm
    tackos are teh poo
  61. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 7:44 pm
    regular gabonese dictator?

    For sure!

    Definitely don`t want an irregular Gabonese dictator.
  62. Profile photo of Load
    Load Male 13-17
    160 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 7:52 pm
    Looks like fancy wrote this one.
  63. Profile photo of Load
    Load Male 13-17
    160 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 7:53 pm
    Not sure if someone said it but i`m pretty sure it says "regular guy looking for a regular gal".
  64. Profile photo of Hanzo
    Hanzo Male 13-17
    36 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 8:23 pm
    The phone number is from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Just saying.
  65. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 8:36 pm
    oh now this guy is a winner. just the person I`d take home to Mom. She could make him some excellent tackos. o.O
  66. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 9:12 pm
    "i don`t know where the shift key is nor can i speal everyting write, but i`m at least not a felon"
  67. Profile photo of RTG60
    RTG60 Male 13-17
    44 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 9:24 pm
    ladies, this dude is what all of ya`ll crave at night lol! enjoy the tackos
  68. Profile photo of IshiiDaFishy
    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 9:47 pm
    He forgot an integral point. "Shood be able too mayke sanwitches."
  69. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 9:52 pm
    "I know 15 guitar chords" if that`s a skill you list then you`re not very talented :/...
  70. Profile photo of Rawrandmer
    Rawrandmer Female 13-17
    282 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 9:57 pm
    well...

    I likes me some TACOS, I don`t know `bout no tackos.
  71. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 10:04 pm
    Damn, he knows 15...COUNT EM` FIFTEEN!!!! Guitar chords!
  72. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 10:12 pm
    Wow, what a catch.
  73. Profile photo of joee182
    joee182 Male 18-29
    82 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 10:17 pm
    At least you know he`s real and likes tackos haha
  74. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 10:26 pm
    I have a big tv with blue rays ,hahahahahahahaha
  75. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 10:36 pm
    I know lots of guitar chords: E, F, F#, G, G#, A, A#, B, C, C#, D, D#, E, and then the frets start getting too close together...
  76. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 10:47 pm
    Oh crap, I`m totally his type. I fit all of his criteria.
  77. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 11:04 pm
    Imagine a girl actually calls and takes him up on his offer, and she says "I love tacos, let`s go get some tacos together" and he answers "NO, DAMN IT, I SAID TACKOS!"
  78. Profile photo of dave32891
    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 12:34 am
    you also know something else now:
    he didn`t pass third grade spelling or learned how to use spell check on his computer haha
  79. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 2:13 am
    "I know lots of guitar chords: E, F, F#, G, G#, A, A#, B, C, C#, D, D#, E, and then the frets start getting too close together..."

    That`s cheating... you`re just going up the fretboard...
  80. Profile photo of Nerdfighter0
    Nerdfighter0 Male 18-29
    212 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 4:01 am
    He`s either a lying pig, or just a pig.
  81. Profile photo of minimullen34
    minimullen34 Male 18-29
    179 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 4:35 am
    I fracken love tackos!!!! But nahh, in all seriousness, im gonna go ahead and assume woman are not buying into this.
  82. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 5:07 am
    Tackos. Fail.
  83. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 5:23 am
    "That`s cheating... you`re just going up the fretboard... "

    It`s a joke?
    Also you could play Em, Fm, F#m, Gm, etc ;)
  84. Profile photo of dreadqueen00
    dreadqueen00 Female 18-29
    331 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 5:47 am
    some more bullet points for him:

    -I do not capitalize the first letters of names
    -I have poor spelling
    -I have absolutely no idea how apostrophes work
    -My TV has lots of rays
    -They are blue
    -I don`t know what that means
    -My only criteria for a date are large breasts and a love of cartoons
    -I am so charming that I try to get dates with flyers
  85. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 6:24 am
    It seems like the same person that lives under the "free hugs" bridge.
  86. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 6:29 am
    his inability to use apostrophes correctly should set off a few alarm bells.
  87. Profile photo of remys_girl
    remys_girl Female 18-29
    9 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 6:31 am
    he seems legit
  88. Profile photo of radoinc
    radoinc Male 18-29
    184 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 7:15 am
    Damn you, e-men!
  89. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 7:19 am
    Just an average guy who loves cartoons and large breasts.
  90. Profile photo of pip-pip666
    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
    420 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 7:19 am
    Wait...what is he seeking? a regular ga...? whats that? gal? gay? Not that this would make him a catch you understand, the 15 chords and blue rays had me at hello.
  91. Profile photo of Ten_Speed
    Ten_Speed Male 30-39
    19 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 7:52 am
    He also forgot to put on there: I live in my mom`s basement. Please don`t tell her I`m online or have Facebook.
  92. Profile photo of xXKaryXx
    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 7:54 am
    ... i want tacos now
  93. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 8:02 am
    It`s a joke?
    Also you could play Em, Fm, F#m, Gm, etc ;)
    WOW! I just doubled my repertoire! ;-)
  94. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 8:23 am
    i like tackos but my mom slapped the gay out of me so =(
  95. Profile photo of dang007
    dang007 Male 30-39
    596 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 8:30 am
    TACKO ----> Taco filled with tacks. Only REAL men eat these.
  96. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 9:29 am
    Did Chris-Chan write this or something?
  97. Profile photo of xRazer
    xRazer Male 13-17
    40 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 10:55 am
    @xXKaryXx

    No, you want tackos...
  98. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 11:27 am
    he sure likes apostraphes. and breats. and obama.
  99. Profile photo of smileyglen
    smileyglen Male 18-29
    18 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    seeking a regular GA-?!!!
  100. Profile photo of sbutler1
    sbutler1 Male 18-29
    60 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    must prefer bullet points to sentences
  101. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    mmmm...tackos...is that some kind of tacky taco?
  102. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    i love tackos.
  103. Profile photo of wwOOOOp
    wwOOOOp Female 13-17
    58 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    His excellent grammar, use of bullets and ability to spell 4 letter words really impresses me. Damn you blurrified numbers.. You`ve kept me from my dream guy.
  104. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    Tackos are my FAVORITE!
  105. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    his TV has BLUE RAYS! << Jealous!
  106. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 6:13 pm
    someone ban the sell bot plz
  107. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 7:18 pm
    This is too funny, but I`ll admit...15 guitar chords is pretty damn impressive.
  108. Profile photo of WingedZebra
    WingedZebra Female 18-29
    47 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 5:31 pm
    Oh shiiit XD This dude`s area code means he is from around where I live....:P

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