Your Days Of Looking For A Date Are Over [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Weird

These are insane computer time"s we live in... Ladies, are you looking for a good man online? How about trying this guy?
There are 109 comments:
Female 47
Oh shiiit XD This dude`s area code means he is from around where I live....:P
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Male 1,351
This is too funny, but I`ll admit...15 guitar chords is pretty damn impressive.
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Female 1,401
someone ban the sell bot plz
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Male 3,915
his TV has BLUE RAYS! << Jealous!
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Female 3,598
Tackos are my FAVORITE!
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Female 58
His excellent grammar, use of bullets and ability to spell 4 letter words really impresses me. Damn you blurrified numbers.. You`ve kept me from my dream guy.
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Female 2,695
i love tackos.
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Male 4,793
mmmm...tackos...is that some kind of tacky taco?
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Male 60
must prefer bullet points to sentences
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Male 18
seeking a regular GA-?!!!
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Female 688
he sure likes apostraphes. and breats. and obama.
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Male 40
@xXKaryXx

No, you want tackos...
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Male 4,680
Did Chris-Chan write this or something?
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Male 635
TACKO ----> Taco filled with tacks. Only REAL men eat these.
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Male 915
i like tackos but my mom slapped the gay out of me so =(
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Male 15,832
[quote]It`s a joke?
Also you could play Em, Fm, F#m, Gm, etc ;)[/quote]
WOW! I just doubled my repertoire! ;-)
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Female 635
... i want tacos now
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Male 19
He also forgot to put on there: I live in my mom`s basement. Please don`t tell her I`m online or have Facebook.
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Female 420
Wait...what is he seeking? a regular ga...? whats that? gal? gay? Not that this would make him a catch you understand, the 15 chords and blue rays had me at hello.
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Male 1,598
Just an average guy who loves cartoons and large breasts.
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Male 184
Damn you, e-men!
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Female 9
he seems legit
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Male 959
his inability to use apostrophes correctly should set off a few alarm bells.
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Male 2,050
It seems like the same person that lives under the "free hugs" bridge.
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Female 331
some more bullet points for him:

-I do not capitalize the first letters of names
-I have poor spelling
-I have absolutely no idea how apostrophes work
-My TV has lots of rays
-They are blue
-I don`t know what that means
-My only criteria for a date are large breasts and a love of cartoons
-I am so charming that I try to get dates with flyers
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Male 1,361
"That`s cheating... you`re just going up the fretboard... "

It`s a joke?
Also you could play Em, Fm, F#m, Gm, etc ;)
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Female 876
Tackos. Fail.
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Male 179
I fracken love tackos!!!! But nahh, in all seriousness, im gonna go ahead and assume woman are not buying into this.
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Male 212
He`s either a lying pig, or just a pig.
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Male 509
"I know lots of guitar chords: E, F, F#, G, G#, A, A#, B, C, C#, D, D#, E, and then the frets start getting too close together..."

That`s cheating... you`re just going up the fretboard...
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Male 541
you also know something else now:
he didn`t pass third grade spelling or learned how to use spell check on his computer haha
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Male 3,842
Imagine a girl actually calls and takes him up on his offer, and she says "I love tacos, let`s go get some tacos together" and he answers "NO, DAMN IT, I SAID TACKOS!"
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Female 3,562
Oh crap, I`m totally his type. I fit all of his criteria.
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Male 15,832
I know lots of guitar chords: E, F, F#, G, G#, A, A#, B, C, C#, D, D#, E, and then the frets start getting too close together...
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Female 864
I have a big tv with blue rays ,hahahahahahahaha
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Male 82
At least you know he`s real and likes tackos haha
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Male 12,138
Wow, what a catch.
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Male 1,371
Damn, he knows 15...COUNT EM` FIFTEEN!!!! Guitar chords!
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Female 282
well...

I likes me some TACOS, I don`t know `bout no tackos.
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Male 1,266
"I know 15 guitar chords" if that`s a skill you list then you`re not very talented :/...
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Male 773
He forgot an integral point. "Shood be able too mayke sanwitches."
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Male 44
ladies, this dude is what all of ya`ll crave at night lol! enjoy the tackos
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Male 2,703
"i don`t know where the shift key is nor can i speal everyting write, but i`m at least not a felon"
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Female 1,798
oh now this guy is a winner. just the person I`d take home to Mom. She could make him some excellent tackos. o.O
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Male 36
The phone number is from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Just saying.
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Male 5,190
tackos. Lol!
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Male 160
Not sure if someone said it but i`m pretty sure it says "regular guy looking for a regular gal".
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Male 160
Looks like fancy wrote this one.
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Male 10,440
[quote] regular gabonese dictator? [/quote]

For sure!

Definitely don`t want an irregular Gabonese dictator.
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Male 2,592
tackos are teh poo
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Male 214
At least he`s honest... like that he mentions that if the lady has big breast that they`ll get along just fine
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Male 25
Tacko`s???
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Female 3,574
wow, what a catch.
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Female 239
haha i would call out of curiosity.
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Female 193
I love me some tackos.
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Male 177
I figured Larry the Cable Guy would have an easier time getting laid after getting his movie deals.
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Female 1,264
I`m not going out with someone who eats tackos.
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Male 60
@ Angelmassb

Regular Gays?
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Female 1,048
Having to say you didn`t go to jail - alarm bells are ringing! Oh yeah & when you learn correct gramma and spelling (I don`t mean Tori either), then we`ll talk!! )-|
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Female 612
Mmkay, so he doesn`t know how to use apostrophes or spell "TACOS" for heaven`s sake. That`s a deal-breaker, ladies.
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Male 76
util, a regular gastropod
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Male 15,510
""I AM A REGULAR GUY SEEKING A REGULAR GA-"

- regular galapagos turtle?
- regular gassy partner?
- regular gas, not diesel?
- regular gabonese dictator?
I guess we`ll never know."


- regular galaxy
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Male 4,290
Who is Tacko and what of his will I be eating?
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Female 1,441
Who wouldn`t want a guy who owns a TV with blu ray`s?
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Female 1,043
sounds like a little kid.
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Male 468
i had tackos for dinner tonight
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Male 136
[quote]"I AM A REGULAR GUY SEEKING A REGULAR GA-"[/quote]
- regular galapagos turtle?
- regular gassy partner?
- regular gas, not diesel?
- regular gabonese dictator?
I guess we`ll never know.
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Female 3,828
lol people need to learn about spellcheck.
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Male 36,514
He STOLE his TV from "blue ray`s"???
It`s the first thing a girl looks for these days? Does he have a BIG TV? lolz!
Did not ever go to jail? Not mentioning the 5 outstanding warrents...
Yay tackos! I won`t even mention the requirements for the female...
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Male 10,845
Really what kind of woman is going date a guy who can`t capitalize names or even spell taco correctly.
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Female 41
yay, tackoes for everyone! :D
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Male 876
Tackos, dang those are delicious...
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Female 203
Mmm tackos.
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Female 45
Good lord. There`s actually a psychotic pick up artist guy in Toronto that advertises on telephone poles. You`ve probably heard of him, Dimitri the Lover. It looks like this guy has fallen prey to his "method."
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Male 482
lol, that is the town right next to mine. its the souderton pennsylvania area code. now i go look for it.
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Male 10,440
[quote] "I AM A REGULAR GUY SEEKING A REGULAR GA-"..Y? [/quote]

GALL, most likely.
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Female 682
awwwwwww.....insane computer times with no spell check! :D
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Male 191
PayN8tention thats what I was thinking
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Male 907
"I AM A REGULAR GUY SEEKING A REGULAR GA-"..Y?
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Female 1,677
Aww I was somewhat with him (typos and all) until the large breasts part. I do love watching cartoons..
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Male 9,306
Wow! Phone pole dating! An all new desperation technique to find local crazy weirdos! :D
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Female 34
i got excited cuz i love tackos n cartoons! but my breasts..
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Male 25,416
Wow, gigidy!
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Female 2,352
Why bullet points though?

HE HAS BLUE RAY`S. Ladies this guy is a winner.
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Male 1,081
He randomly decided to capitalize a couple of I`s. If you`re going to make an error at least be consistent.
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Male 100
stone age, bronze age, iron age, computer times!
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Male 600
haha... tackos. tacky.
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Male 136
You must have big breast`s and a lot of apostrophe`s too.
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Male 431
215 is the philadelphia area...
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Male 12,365
Well, he`s semiliterate but at least he`s 100% real. That sure beats dating all those partially imaginary people.
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Male 251
of course it`s arlington
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Male 335
(215) FTW. I wonder if I know this guy.
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Male 567
and i do not know how to punctuate, capitalize, or spell. wow. never thrust those "e-men" (yeah, how can you screw up "taco")
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Male 1,108
Wow, and I thought I had it going on.
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Female 198
Hmmm, I would get along with him
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Female 387
Oooooh wow. A TV with blue ray`s. Blue ray`s what? That`s what I want to know. That will definitely tip the decision. /sarcasm
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Female 354
His TV has blue rays? Well, at least they`re not the dangerous red kind that shoot out of the screen every time you watch Oprah.
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Male 3,482
lol... Tacko`s

grammar AND spelling fail, all neatly wrapped up in a single warm, fluffy tortilla.
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Male 4,867
wow, i`m jealous
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Female 91
He lost me at "large breasts"
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Female 843
Wow, he sounds like a great guy. Maybe I`ll give him a call and we can go get some "tackos" and he can play his guitar for me o_O
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Male 2,159
You can tell he`s 100% real because he can`t quite spell.
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Male 588
So he shares his big TV with some guy named Blue Ray?
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Male 36
GOTTA HAVE DEM BLUE RAYS
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Male 808
I bet honesty sells and this guy cleans up...
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Male 15,510
Large breasts only
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Female 1,604
and never paid attention in English class
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Female 1,515
I am not cool with anyone who, on an advertisement about themselves, spells taco wrong, and doesn`t capitalize their "I"`s :P
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Male 19,873
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