Young People Start Popular New Drinking Trend

Submitted by: K3vin 7 years ago in
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1278583/Young-people-drinking-neat-vodka-EYE-quick-buzz.html

Drinking hard alcoholic is just not enough for college & university kids these days. They have to take in one more step.
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Female 1,077
it`s the daily mail. this is practically the onion.
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Male 46
as i read this all i could think was "hey broski gimme a jagah-bomb"
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Female 965
I once poured nail varnish remover in my eye. :-| It burned.
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Female 168
This sounds like it`s an Onion article. wtf?
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Male 487
all you people saying that it won`t work are incorrect. Through your eye & socket the alcohol has a direct connection to your bloodstream. Alcohol in bloodstream = you getting drunk.

If you *know* that it can`t be done, you live in a box. Stating your opinion as if it`s actual fact just spreads stupidity and ignorance.

While the daily mail isn`t exactly an upstanding citizen in the world of news reporting, it doesn`t magically make the administration of alcohol through the eye fake.
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Male 193
Omg is this for real?
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Male 958
Just thinking about it hurts my eyes...
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Female 60
Yay, lets pour something into our eyeballs..idc what it is thats not going to turn out well
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Male 176
Some people`s kids
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Male 72
... And to think they`re going to university.
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Male 4,593
It`s much more fun to drink vodka through your dink.
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Female 864
Retards ,I hope they all go blind.
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Female 149
`The rugby players were the worst,`.... `But because of feminism, you`re expected, as a woman, to keep up with them.`

That`s retarded. Don`t blame feminist culture, blame your own stupid, heard-mentalist-ass.
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Male 1,425
wow.....just, just no. that`s retardation.
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Female 635
o.o

-puts away the vodka-
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Male 2,510
if they want to be f*cking morons why should we stop them?
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Male 14,331
Wow straight vodka dosen`t burn enough when you drink it that must burn like hell in your eye.
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Male 271
I find it very hard to feel sorry for this girl... how can anyone think it`s OK to put alcohol in your eye?
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Female 42
I`m in Cambridge uni and I`ve seen students doing this... scary to think how those stupid people could end up in an important position one day eh? :-|
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Male 56
no-one remember Eyeball Paul from Kevin and Perry go large?
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Male 440
getting drunk through your eyes? that`s just as weird as putting urine up your butt to hydrate yourself (useful in extreme situations when you don`t have water)
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Male 442
I always knew about this but I didn`t think anyone would be stupid enough to do it
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Female 357
Don`t believe everything, or in fact ANYTHING, you read in The Mail

That newspaper is one step below Nazis
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Male 2,220
T`wat!
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Female 18
@aseirinn The daily mail is not really the kind of paper to make a hoax. The sun on the other hand .....
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Male 2,748
stupid stupid stupid
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Male 89
@ aseirinn, it happens all the time, i did this in my first year while riding a trolly through my halls of residence. it burns but it really works
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Male 295
Thats a nice way to get yer`self some alcohol poisoning
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Male 877
if you belive this youre a gullable fool?, only an idiot would belive this story...its obviously a made up internet hoax...now, get a grip on yourselves for petes sake !!!
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Male 413
`did any one else read this in their heads with a british accent?`

I did, but then again I`m British, so its not that unusual
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Female 15,763
Is it not quick enough!? GOOD. GOD. CHILDREN.
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Male 1,129
so damn how is this done cause im so gonna try this this weekend. lol
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Female 80
did any one else read this in their heads with a british accent?
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Male 1,078
ugh.
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Female 8,051
Yeah- and if anyone remembers Eyeball Pauls eye fell out at the end of `Kevin and Perry` so damn stupid I can`t actually believe it!
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Male 894
well damn the first thing i look at and its my WTF for the day
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Female 1,199
dumb as hell....
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Female 1,604
could that article be any longer sheesh.. and yeah that is pretty stupid
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Female 374
That`s almost as dumb as injecting alcohol. -_-
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Female 779
drating, retards. I can`t believe anyone would do this. They drating deserve what they get...
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Male 1,370
Why? Just why?
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Male 69
stupid!
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Male 541
Peer Pressure - Weeding out dumb people since 1933
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Female 223
This reminds me of Jenkem
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Male 2,548
*shudders* I read the headline and no more...abuse of that nature makes me sqeamish.
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Male 5,189
Idiots. Seriously.. -_-
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Female 34
WTFFFFFFFF??? People are dumb.
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Male 374
Darwinism at its best. I hope these imbeciles end up blind.
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Female 1,386
Looks kinda painful. Makes my eyes water just thinking about it.
Ever have a really strong shot go down bad? Yeah... now imagine that in your eye. :(
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Male 285
seriously, just drink like a normal person, its not like its gonna take an hour to get drunk! Somebody`s gonna poke an eye out.
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Male 2,229
Britain, the States little brother in global affairs and social stupidity
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Female 446
Oystah said:
*I did that once - but it was just becuase I missed my mouth.*

Har! Loved the comment!

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Female 1,048
Shouldn`t the hangover be enough to stop anyone trying it again? Why not just mainline the stuff and get it over with!
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Male 25,416
I dont think risking your sight is worth a quick buzz!
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Male 12,365
[quote]I remember reading about girls soaking alcohol in tampons to get drunk.[/quote]

At least that would actually work.

In case anyone is thinking of trying it, I can think of 3 drawbacks off the top of my head:

i) You can easily absorb enough alcohol that way to kill you. It`s far worse than drinking it because you can`t vomit it out. You can`t even get it pumped out at a hospital. Too much and you die.

ii) It`s an effective way to leave you open to infections. Ask yourself this: is having thrush fun?

iii) Alcohol can mutate cells. Mutated cells can become cancerous. Your stomach is well protected. Your vagina isn`t. Alcohol can cause mouth or throat cancer merely in passing. The risk is greatly increased if it`s soaking in for while.

Alcohol can be a fun drug, but it`s far from safe.
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Male 12,365
This is the Daily Mail. The usual formula for stories in the Daily Mail is 10% truth and 90% OMG WTF PANIC SOCIETY IS COLLAPSING!!!111one111!!
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Female 168
How the hell is the human race still thriving?!
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Female 856
ALRIGHT MY SON!!!
EN-GER-LAND! EN-GER-LAND! EN-GER-LAND!
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Male 2,049
"How on earth did people figure out that this would get you drunk!?"

Same way when someone claimed that if stuck an ecstasy pill in your rectum it would increase the high 10 fold.
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Female 5
thats not `new`=/
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Male 1,297
awesome
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Female 3
ive seen people put liquid acid in their eye, mainlining for those who dont like the needle...
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Male 3,255
@paddyboom

Duely noted.
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Male 118
eye ball paul ....... ahhh twat
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Female 198
my question is WHO THE HELL THINKS OF POURING VODKA IN THEIR EYE? i mean, how does that happen? "hey guys...you know what would be awesome? drowning my eye in vodka" "hell yeah man. lets do it"
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Female 60
How on earth did people figure out that this would get you drunk!?
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Male 774
`I`m in constant pain because of what I did`

I love it when people to stupid things to warn me not to do those things. :thumbs:
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Female 472
Oh god, I thought this was some kind of joke! People never cease to surprise me with their stupidity.
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Female 934
Is this from the Onion? Oh..it`s not?

These people are so f-----g stupid. Entertaining, but stupid!
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Male 907
I agree with Angelmassb, yay Darwin!
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Male 159
wow, i did that. i`m fine tho
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Male 15,510
What is the big deal, let the idiots to get blind
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Male 10,440
Whatever floats your boat...

To be fair, I would never have thought of this.
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Female 248
The Daily Fail- what a reliable source.
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Female 488
Who comes up with this stuff?
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Male 203
Heads up for non-uk people, the daily mail is the paper equivalent of fox news, sensationalist, right wing tosh. they`re always going on about how lesbian immigrants cause cancer, take anything there with a hefty pinch of salt.
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Female 583
I remember reading about girls soaking alcohol in tampons to get drunk. :-/
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Male 249
GWON BRITAIN SHOW THEM HOW ITS DONE
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Female 3,828
dude, regular drinking gets you so wasted. its not like weed, where the high levels off no matter how much you smoke.
with alchohol, you can drink yourself into oblivion.
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Male 907
`The student drinking culture has got completely out of hand and I know because I saw it`

hahah, I don`t think anyone will challenge you on that.
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Female 4,039
I did that once - but it was just becuase I missed my mouth.
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Female 8,043
give me an alcohol enema any day. is this story real? has a ring of onionish fake to me.
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Male 313
Jeesh. Get a funnel.
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Male 3,255
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

drating drunks, I hope they all go blind!
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Male 5,314
REALLY!!! BURNING ALCOHOL IN YOUR EYE CAUSES DAMAGE!?! SAY IT AIN`T SO! tards.
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Male 1,357
mate did it with sambuca. had a fully swollen eye for about a week
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Male 487
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