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86 Responses to Woman Vs. Beer: The Never Ending Argument [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    Link: Woman Vs. Beer: The Never Ending Argument - So is beer really better? This chart makes a valid argument.
  2. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    I`ve had that poster on my wall for 15 years now.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    And I guess you can have sex with a beer can too
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    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    Wow. Is this IAB Gold? Taking me back to 1999 when me and a million other UK university students had a variation of this (exact same words, different picture) as a poster or T-Shirt?
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    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    wow @ #8. I chuckled at most of the list but #8 really pissed me off :\
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    LOL thats so awesome!!
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    whipsmart Female 18-29
    666 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    I`m so sick of these posts about women from a males perspective. Ladies use the internet too, you know.
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    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    You can`t have sex with beer though.
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    Well, you guys can have the beer. I`ll take a woman every.single.time!
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    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 5:03 pm
    I`m so sick of these posts about women from a males perspective. Ladies use the internet too, you know.

    Yeah, but we do it at desks, we don`t have monitors above the sink.
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    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 5:04 pm
    Now let`s try a women vs alcoholism list! (Y`know, to put it into proper perspective.)
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    rgu3t0 Male 18-29
    79 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 5:07 pm
    HAAHAHAHA SPIDER!
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    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1192 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 5:10 pm
    wow spider_sol way to fail,

    the monitor is over the oven
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    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1589 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 5:15 pm
    LOL @ #9
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    Ddude28 Male 13-17
    140 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 5:20 pm
    You can`t have sex with beer though.
    ___________________________

    I beg to differ.
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    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 5:36 pm
    Oh god spider, I saved your comment... PHAHAHAHA!
  17. Profile photo of IshiiDaFishy
    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    @ Geogypsy

    Women: cause heartache
    Alcoholism: cures heartache
    Women: makes unwanted, nagging requests.
    Alcoholism: asks nicely for you to finish your next beer, which you graciously oblige to.
    Women: slaps you in the face for being dirty
    Alcoholism: lets you be dirty with a good excuse
    Women: gives you headaches.
    Alcoholism: "hair of the dog that bit you"
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    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    asks nicely for you to finish your next beer
    I wouldn`t call that an adequate description of what being addicted to something is like :P
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    13. Beer never wears Tight Jeans.
    14. You`re allowed to do 12-year-old beer (Too soon??? lol)
  20. Profile photo of hazeofwar
    hazeofwar Male 18-29
    213 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    Beer. Made of win, for the win.
  21. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 5:54 pm
    I saw this on a t-shirt in Spencer`s like 5 years ago. Plus my bf has better misogynist jokes.
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    Hahaha Browns has a drink called the hair of the dog...It`s a pint of beer and a side of bacon. Makes my life!
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    blckhawk1234 Male 18-29
    518 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    O_o I would expect poo like this elsewhere honestly. but whatever
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    deadpopstar Female 18-29
    497 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 6:08 pm
    Damn womenfolk.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 6:32 pm
    Wow, yay for all the comments, it was only a matter of time before the woman started to complain!
  26. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31799 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 6:50 pm
    You can`t have sex with beer though.
    Oh sure you can pui! madest has a large collection of pictures... um, so I`ve heard.
    (and yes, this is old as the hills, and there`s a women`s one for beer>men, so all you ladies who`re complaining, go suggest that!)
    (lolz! I swear the "who are" above is completely innocent!)
  27. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 6:54 pm
    lol alcoholic porn! XD I could warm up to that.
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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 6:59 pm
    But you can "drink" a whole bunch of women without throwing up or getting hungover.
  29. Profile photo of entwife
    entwife Female 18-29
    536 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 7:07 pm
    Well, how `bout this guys --

    Men are like:
    Laxatives---they irritate the poo out of you.
    Bananas----the older they get the less firm they are.
    The Weather-----nothing can be done to change them.
    Blenders---you need one, but you`re not quite sure why.
    Chocolate bars---sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.
    Commercials---you can`t believe a word they say.
    Department stores---their clothes are always half off.
    Government bonds---they take sooo long to mature.
    Mascara---they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
    Popcorn---they satisfy you, but only for a little while.
    Snowstorms---you never know when they`re coming, how many inches you`ll get or how long it will last.
    Lava lamps---fun to look at but not very bright.
    Parking spots---all the good ones are taken the rest are handicapped.
  30. Profile photo of entwife
    entwife Female 18-29
    536 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 7:09 pm
    ;-) All in good fun. As a woman, I am irritated by this beer comparison, but as a human being I can get a good laugh out of it.
  31. Profile photo of FriskyRonnie
    FriskyRonnie Female 18-29
    199 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 8:05 pm
    as a woman, I think this chart is completely right

    pass me one, bro
  32. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 8:15 pm
    Yes but I really wouldn`t recommend cutting a hole in a beer can and f*cking it. Ouch.
  33. Profile photo of zombieland
    zombieland Male 18-29
    418 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 8:20 pm
    completely agree, EXCEPT....having sex and driving is legal...i think
  34. Profile photo of whipsmart
    whipsmart Female 18-29
    666 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 8:24 pm
    Don`t get me wrong, I hate feminists with a passion. I just get sick of these stupid how-to posts about women that have been popping up on IAB lately. It`s not that they are sexist, they`re just stupid. Also, this poster has been hanging up on the wall in Spencers for the last 10 years.
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    whipsmart Female 18-29
    666 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 8:36 pm
    Also, I may be PMSing.
  36. Profile photo of odc
    odc Female 18-29
    319 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 8:46 pm
    We could say the same kinds of things about men-
    Beer doesn`t tell you you`re getting fat from drinking too much beer
    You don`t have to tell beer to wear a shirt when your mother comes over
  37. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 9:06 pm
    I suppose they both do kill you slowly over time.
  38. Profile photo of cagel
    cagel Female 18-29
    275 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 9:18 pm
    I agree with whipsmart and I am not pms-ing.

    The thing I don`t get is why this troglodytic rhetoric is so obsessed with men being the first to "pop" a beer; or rather, being the first to "pop" a girl. Pop her cherry. yeah yeah.

    Is there a mainstream obsession with taking a girl`s virginity?
  39. Profile photo of AussieDrew
    AussieDrew Male 18-29
    19 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 9:25 pm
    `Also, I may be PMSing.` - whipsmart

    Haha your honesty is very refreshing, especially after making a valid point.
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    lilsheep Male 18-29
    225 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 9:33 pm
    lol cagel is a dumbass
  41. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 9:57 pm
    cagel: There`s always been a biological need to go after virgins. Men developed to seek the best partners, and a virgin is one who hasn`t had any other mates and is therefore the best potential mate.

    Other things come into play, like size of breasts etc., but men always go for the purest, freshest mates to ensure a greater chance for strong offspring.
  42. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1817 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 10:11 pm
    7. You can enjoy beer every day of the month.

    I see what you`re getting at.
    And I disagree. Red Wings
  43. Profile photo of xohbkxo
    xohbkxo Male 18-29
    15 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 10:45 pm
    WHY WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN BEER
    1. It has a vagina.
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    util Male 18-29
    136 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 11:18 pm
    It has a vagina.

    Getting mixed messages here.
  45. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 11:50 pm
    I guess this will be a valid argument when you can fu*k beer.
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    argenteus Male 18-29
    265 posts
    May 7, 2010 at 12:08 am
    Other things come into play, like size of breasts etc., but men always go for the purest, freshest mates to ensure a greater chance for strong offspring.

    That doesn`t make sense. Virgins are no better at producing offspring than the "experienced" woman. You don`t like, get worse at it.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    May 7, 2010 at 12:10 am
    Actually Gortrock- desire for a virgin is to ensure she has YOUR offspring. No reason a girl has better genes just because she has not had sex, you could argue that a poor genetic choice would stay a virgin longer as she would be a `last pick`.
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    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1200 posts
    May 7, 2010 at 1:42 am
    Hmmm but if you stick your dick in it I would expect it to hurt a lot. >_>
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    tom-brady12 Male 13-17
    295 posts
    May 7, 2010 at 2:20 am
    OrangeCrow, not hurt, more surprising and cold
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    MP3Daddy Male 30-39
    32 posts
    May 7, 2010 at 5:17 am
    Virgins? Flim-flam

    Give me a girl that knows what she is doing any day of the week
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    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    May 7, 2010 at 5:35 am
    "I guess this will be a valid argument when you can fu*k beer."

    Fancylady - I`ve been totally f*cked by beer.
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    Thorna_Kate Female 18-29
    237 posts
    May 7, 2010 at 6:43 am
    Well I sure am glad my BF doesn`t drink!
  53. Profile photo of tmurphy67
    tmurphy67 Male 30-39
    5 posts
    May 7, 2010 at 7:16 am
    I had to grab the 20 year old t-shirt out of the back of my closet.
    13: When you go to a bar, you know you can pick up a beer.
    14: A beer won`t get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.
    15: Hangovers go away.
  54. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    May 7, 2010 at 7:31 am
    but men always go for the purest, freshest mates to ensure a greater chance for strong offspring
    Freshest I get, but purest? Having more partners doesn`t effect your ability to have healthy and strong offspring. The only benefit to a virgin is that you`d know that she will only have YOUR offspring (y`know until she cheats on you with someone else lol)

    I know more men who prefer a woman who is educated and experienced with sex. Only my christian friends value virginity at all, and that is based only on morals. Besides, someone is only a virgin once, so basing your selection of a mate on that seems silly to me.
  55. Profile photo of xXKaryXx
    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    May 7, 2010 at 8:57 am
    lol the person next me laughed

    xD
  56. Profile photo of Link364
    Link364 Male 18-29
    440 posts
    May 7, 2010 at 9:28 am
    I think beer wins this argument
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    wake_n_bake Male 18-29
    663 posts
    May 7, 2010 at 10:08 am
    @ gortrok

    I know, right?! Nothing better than some awkward, painful for her sex.
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    Shahar102 Female 18-29
    517 posts
    May 7, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    16. A beer wouldn`t drink it-self.
  59. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1003 posts
    May 7, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    If you argue with it you`re only supporting its point. I have never had a (non imaginary) argument with a beer.
  60. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    May 7, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    sorry iab, i`d still rather have a woman...
  61. Profile photo of Nerdfighter0
    Nerdfighter0 Male 18-29
    212 posts
    May 7, 2010 at 2:47 pm
    True.
  62. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    May 7, 2010 at 2:48 pm
    whipsmart you don`t need to justify your anger with the sexism on this site by saying your PMSing. it almost cheapens your original message.

    also, i don`t really get how you can hate feminists. you do realise that almost all advancement and opportunity for women in this country came from their efforts?
  63. Profile photo of cagel
    cagel Female 18-29
    275 posts
    May 7, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    The biological argument does not substantiate why its a social fetish now. Humans aren`t as beholden to their animal origins as they were. I mean, we do things contrary to it all the time.

    I don`t understand why I`m stupid for questioning an obsession with virginity even among men who don`t want to have babies. It seems to me it`s about possessiveness rather than some biological argument. That just rings as a cop-out to me.

    `cause really. Have you ever had sex with a virgin of either sex? booooriiiiiing
  64. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    May 7, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    @lemontarte

    I totally agree with whipsmart on the "I`m not a feminist" thing. Feminists who did accomplish things for women were 1st/2nd wave feminists and I appreciate them greatly. The new feminists are idiots, have not accomplished anything, and have actually set the rest of us back a few centuries.
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    bmh Female 18-29
    248 posts
    May 7, 2010 at 5:28 pm
    This post`s originality makes up for its being unfunny
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    nikki8696 Female 18-29
    101 posts
    May 7, 2010 at 6:40 pm
    LOL. All in good fun.
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    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    May 7, 2010 at 7:31 pm
    thats all the convincing i need to ask beer to marry me
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    KMeatPiLover Female 18-29
    129 posts
    May 7, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    "The new feminists are idiots, have not accomplished anything, and have actually set the rest of us back a few centuries."

    So I guess you think that discussing rape, street harassment, unfair beauty standards, slut-shaming and equality for women are all stupid and unimportant causes.

    I guess you`re OK with the fact that 1/6 women in the U.S. are raped, you`re OK with being groped and cat-called in public, you`re OK with being told that your attractiveness is the most important thing about you, and you`re OK with being called a slut because you like sex.

    More likely you`re just ignorant and know nothing about feminism.
  69. Profile photo of KMeatPiLover
    KMeatPiLover Female 18-29
    129 posts
    May 7, 2010 at 8:36 pm
    how about a list called: Why vibrators are better than stupid men who make stupid lists.

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    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    May 7, 2010 at 9:59 pm
    This is a joke, ladies. Can you please chill?
  71. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    May 7, 2010 at 11:18 pm
    yeah, but with beer there`s an aftertaste.
    I just don`t like beer.

    also, can`t drat a beer can.
  72. Profile photo of cagel
    cagel Female 18-29
    275 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 2:14 am
    KMeatPiLover wins everything ever. <3
  73. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 4:32 am
    "You don`t have to tell beer to wear a shirt when your mother comes over"

    Lol :)
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    Papaija Male 18-29
    91 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 5:36 am
    Sharing a beer with friends causes no hard feelings :)

    I dislike beer though ._.
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    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 6:58 am
    Why beer is better than KMeatPiLover:

    You don`t have to listen to beer bitch about stupid sh*t.

    Beer always has a sense of humor.

    Beer is always attractive and can get any guy/girl it wants.
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    KMeatPiLover Female 18-29
    129 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 10:15 am
    hey buxco and deathxtra, why don`t you two just chill out, or can you not handle a little joke?

    Did I hurt your fragile little egos? Poor Babies.

    I see some men can make jokes but can`t take them.
  77. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    oh god, feminists crying.

    oh, how most of you women embarrass me of being a female.

    girls are so damn stupid, i swear. thank GOD i live in an overall patriarchal society. i hope that never changes.
  78. Profile photo of HighOffTheQ6
    HighOffTheQ6 Female 18-29
    2 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 5:05 am
    Yes, but can you have sex with beer?
  79. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 5:35 am
    @AmyNicoleduh
    i love you so much it hurts ;-;
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    prillypopz Female 18-29
    170 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 9:24 am
    Beer is good. I`d rather have a beer than a woman.
  81. Profile photo of Dudley118
    Dudley118 Male 18-29
    55 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    yah but a good beer cant tell you when your doing somthing worng ..... lol and i kinda like that cause it keeps me in check lol but a good woman and a good beer .. i cant go worng lol
  82. Profile photo of KMeatPiLover
    KMeatPiLover Female 18-29
    129 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 8:33 pm
    don`t worry, we`re equally embarrassed by idiots like you.

    Next time someone calls you a fat ugly slut, or you get groped in the street, or get raped, you can say, "thank god I live in a patriarchal society."
  83. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 4:23 am
    oh sweetie, you are so bitter, it`s almost amusing. calm down, little lady. it`s not classy.

    you should probably stop pushing all the dick out of your life. you seem incredibly sexually frustrated.
  84. Profile photo of midnitetrain
    midnitetrain Female 18-29
    36 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    why are there feminists on IAB?
    ah man, ignorant woman...whats new?
  85. Profile photo of ramaskrik
    ramaskrik Female 18-29
    1 post
    May 13, 2010 at 11:11 am
    lolz I`m not a feminist, but... AmyNicoleduh I don`t think you should try to belittle someone saying they`re not classy :P I hope youre young!

    That being said I looove ice cold beer. An orgasm is usually an AMAZING cure for headaches ;) and a cold beer/drink to cool down after just makes a day.
  86. Profile photo of Pwnisher
    Pwnisher Male 13-17
    17 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 10:14 pm
    Yea.. i like my woman in two places. in bed or in the kitchen.

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