Woman Vs. Beer: The Never Ending Argument [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Misc

So is beer really better? This chart makes a valid argument.
There are 86 comments:
Male 17
Yea.. i like my woman in two places. in bed or in the kitchen.
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Female 1
lolz I`m not a feminist, but... AmyNicoleduh I don`t think you should try to belittle someone saying they`re not classy :P I hope youre young!

That being said I looove ice cold beer. An orgasm is usually an AMAZING cure for headaches ;) and a cold beer/drink to cool down after just makes a day.
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Female 36
why are there feminists on IAB?
ah man, ignorant woman...whats new?
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Female 1,158
oh sweetie, you are so bitter, it`s almost amusing. calm down, little lady. it`s not classy.

you should probably stop pushing all the dick out of your life. you seem incredibly sexually frustrated.
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Female 129
don`t worry, we`re equally embarrassed by idiots like you.

Next time someone calls you a fat ugly slut, or you get groped in the street, or get raped, you can say, "thank god I live in a patriarchal society."
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Male 55
yah but a good beer cant tell you when your doing somthing worng ..... lol and i kinda like that cause it keeps me in check lol but a good woman and a good beer .. i cant go worng lol
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Female 170
Beer is good. I`d rather have a beer than a woman.
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Female 1,077
@AmyNicoleduh
i love you so much it hurts ;-;
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Female 2
Yes, but can you have sex with beer?
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Female 1,158
oh god, feminists crying.

oh, how most of you women embarrass me of being a female.

girls are so damn stupid, i swear. thank GOD i live in an overall patriarchal society. i hope that never changes.
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Female 129
hey buxco and deathxtra, why don`t you two just chill out, or can you not handle a little joke?

Did I hurt your fragile little egos? Poor Babies.

I see some men can make jokes but can`t take them.
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Male 976
Why beer is better than KMeatPiLover:

You don`t have to listen to beer bitch about stupid sh*t.

Beer always has a sense of humor.

Beer is always attractive and can get any guy/girl it wants.
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Male 91
Sharing a beer with friends causes no hard feelings :)

I dislike beer though ._.
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Male 2,332
"You don`t have to tell beer to wear a shirt when your mother comes over"

Lol :)
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Female 275
KMeatPiLover wins everything ever. <3
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Male 1,045
yeah, but with beer there`s an aftertaste.
I just don`t like beer.

also, can`t drat a beer can.
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Male 2,788
This is a joke, ladies. Can you please chill?
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Female 129
how about a list called: Why vibrators are better than stupid men who make stupid lists.

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Female 129
"The new feminists are idiots, have not accomplished anything, and have actually set the rest of us back a few centuries."

So I guess you think that discussing rape, street harassment, unfair beauty standards, slut-shaming and equality for women are all stupid and unimportant causes.

I guess you`re OK with the fact that 1/6 women in the U.S. are raped, you`re OK with being groped and cat-called in public, you`re OK with being told that your attractiveness is the most important thing about you, and you`re OK with being called a slut because you like sex.

More likely you`re just ignorant and know nothing about feminism.
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Male 2,592
thats all the convincing i need to ask beer to marry me
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Female 101
LOL. All in good fun.
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Female 248
This post`s originality makes up for its being unfunny
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Female 798
@lemontarte

I totally agree with whipsmart on the "I`m not a feminist" thing. Feminists who did accomplish things for women were 1st/2nd wave feminists and I appreciate them greatly. The new feminists are idiots, have not accomplished anything, and have actually set the rest of us back a few centuries.
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Female 275
The biological argument does not substantiate why its a social fetish now. Humans aren`t as beholden to their animal origins as they were. I mean, we do things contrary to it all the time.

I don`t understand why I`m stupid for questioning an obsession with virginity even among men who don`t want to have babies. It seems to me it`s about possessiveness rather than some biological argument. That just rings as a cop-out to me.

`cause really. Have you ever had sex with a virgin of either sex? booooriiiiiing
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Female 1,441
whipsmart you don`t need to justify your anger with the sexism on this site by saying your PMSing. it almost cheapens your original message.

also, i don`t really get how you can hate feminists. you do realise that almost all advancement and opportunity for women in this country came from their efforts?
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Male 212
True.
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Male 914
sorry iab, i`d still rather have a woman...
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Male 1,002
If you argue with it you`re only supporting its point. I have never had a (non imaginary) argument with a beer.
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Female 517
16. A beer wouldn`t drink it-self.
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Male 663
@ gortrok

I know, right?! Nothing better than some awkward, painful for her sex.
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Male 440
I think beer wins this argument
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Female 635
lol the person next me laughed

xD
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Female 3,574
[quote]but men always go for the purest, freshest mates to ensure a greater chance for strong offspring[/quote]
Freshest I get, but purest? Having more partners doesn`t effect your ability to have healthy and strong offspring. The only benefit to a virgin is that you`d know that she will only have YOUR offspring (y`know until she cheats on you with someone else lol)

I know more men who prefer a woman who is educated and experienced with sex. Only my christian friends value virginity at all, and that is based only on morals. Besides, someone is only a virgin once, so basing your selection of a mate on that seems silly to me.
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Male 5
I had to grab the 20 year old t-shirt out of the back of my closet.
13: When you go to a bar, you know you can pick up a beer.
14: A beer won`t get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.
15: Hangovers go away.
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Female 237
Well I sure am glad my BF doesn`t drink!
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Male 2,220
"I guess this will be a valid argument when you can fu*k beer."

Fancylady - I`ve been totally f*cked by beer.
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Male 32
Virgins? Flim-flam

Give me a girl that knows what she is doing any day of the week
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Male 295
OrangeCrow, not hurt, more surprising and cold
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Female 1,199
Hmmm but if you stick your dick in it I would expect it to hurt a lot. >_>
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Female 7,833
Actually Gortrock- desire for a virgin is to ensure she has YOUR offspring. No reason a girl has better genes just because she has not had sex, you could argue that a poor genetic choice would stay a virgin longer as she would be a `last pick`.
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Male 265
Other things come into play, like size of breasts etc., but men always go for the purest, freshest mates to ensure a greater chance for strong offspring.

That doesn`t make sense. Virgins are no better at producing offspring than the "experienced" woman. You don`t like, get worse at it.
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Female 864
I guess this will be a valid argument when you can fu*k beer.
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Male 136
[quote]It has a vagina.[/quote]

Getting mixed messages here.
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Male 15
WHY WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN BEER
1. It has a vagina.
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Male 1,815
7. You can enjoy beer every day of the month.

I see what you`re getting at.
And I disagree. Red Wings
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Male 772
cagel: There`s always been a biological need to go after virgins. Men developed to seek the best partners, and a virgin is one who hasn`t had any other mates and is therefore the best potential mate.

Other things come into play, like size of breasts etc., but men always go for the purest, freshest mates to ensure a greater chance for strong offspring.
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Male 225
lol cagel is a dumbass
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Male 19
`Also, I may be PMSing.` - whipsmart

Haha your honesty is very refreshing, especially after making a valid point.
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Female 275
I agree with whipsmart and I am not pms-ing.

The thing I don`t get is why this troglodytic rhetoric is so obsessed with men being the first to "pop" a beer; or rather, being the first to "pop" a girl. Pop her cherry. yeah yeah.

Is there a mainstream obsession with taking a girl`s virginity?
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Male 4,014
I suppose they both do kill you slowly over time.
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Female 318
We could say the same kinds of things about men-
Beer doesn`t tell you you`re getting fat from drinking too much beer
You don`t have to tell beer to wear a shirt when your mother comes over
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Female 665
Also, I may be PMSing.
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Female 665
Don`t get me wrong, I hate feminists with a passion. I just get sick of these stupid how-to posts about women that have been popping up on IAB lately. It`s not that they are sexist, they`re just stupid. Also, this poster has been hanging up on the wall in Spencers for the last 10 years.
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Male 418
completely agree, EXCEPT....having sex and driving is legal...i think
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Female 2,352
Yes but I really wouldn`t recommend cutting a hole in a beer can and f*cking it. Ouch.
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Female 199
as a woman, I think this chart is completely right

pass me one, bro
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Female 536
;-) All in good fun. As a woman, I am irritated by this beer comparison, but as a human being I can get a good laugh out of it.
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Female 536
Well, how `bout this guys --

Men are like:
Laxatives---they irritate the poo out of you.
Bananas----the older they get the less firm they are.
The Weather-----nothing can be done to change them.
Blenders---you need one, but you`re not quite sure why.
Chocolate bars---sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.
Commercials---you can`t believe a word they say.
Department stores---their clothes are always half off.
Government bonds---they take sooo long to mature.
Mascara---they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Popcorn---they satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Snowstorms---you never know when they`re coming, how many inches you`ll get or how long it will last.
Lava lamps---fun to look at but not very bright.
Parking spots---all the good ones are taken the rest are handicapped.
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Female 4,028
But you can "drink" a whole bunch of women without throwing up or getting hungover.
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Female 3,574
lol alcoholic porn! XD I could warm up to that.
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Male 36,358
[quote]You can`t have sex with beer though.[/quote]
Oh sure you can pui! madest has a large collection of pictures... um, so I`ve heard.
(and yes, this is old as the hills, and there`s a women`s one for beer>men, so all you ladies who`re complaining, go suggest that!)
(lolz! I swear the "who are" above is completely innocent!)
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Male 25,416
Wow, yay for all the comments, it was only a matter of time before the woman started to complain!
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Female 497
Damn womenfolk.
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Male 518
O_o I would expect poo like this elsewhere honestly. but whatever
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Female 3,696
Hahaha Browns has a drink called the hair of the dog...It`s a pint of beer and a side of bacon. Makes my life!
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Female 798
I saw this on a t-shirt in Spencer`s like 5 years ago. Plus my bf has better misogynist jokes.
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Male 213
Beer. Made of win, for the win.
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Male 8,302
13. Beer never wears Tight Jeans.
14. You`re allowed to do 12-year-old beer (Too soon??? lol)
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Female 3,574
[quote]asks nicely for you to finish your next beer[/quote]
I wouldn`t call that an adequate description of what being addicted to something is like :P
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Male 773
@ Geogypsy

Women: cause heartache
Alcoholism: cures heartache
Women: makes unwanted, nagging requests.
Alcoholism: asks nicely for you to finish your next beer, which you graciously oblige to.
Women: slaps you in the face for being dirty
Alcoholism: lets you be dirty with a good excuse
Women: gives you headaches.
Alcoholism: "hair of the dog that bit you"
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Male 722
Oh god spider, I saved your comment... PHAHAHAHA!
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Male 139
You can`t have sex with beer though.
___________________________

I beg to differ.
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Male 1,590
LOL @ #9
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Female 1,190
wow spider_sol way to fail,

the monitor is over the oven
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Male 79
HAAHAHAHA SPIDER!
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Male 2,549
Now let`s try a women vs alcoholism list! (Y`know, to put it into proper perspective.)
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Male 1,451
[quote]I`m so sick of these posts about women from a males perspective. Ladies use the internet too, you know.[/quote]

Yeah, but we do it at desks, we don`t have monitors above the sink.
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Male 4,431
Well, you guys can have the beer. I`ll take a woman every.single.time!
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Female 3,574
You can`t have sex with beer though.
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Female 665
I`m so sick of these posts about women from a males perspective. Ladies use the internet too, you know.
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Female 3,828
LOL thats so awesome!!
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Female 1,515
wow @ #8. I chuckled at most of the list but #8 really pissed me off :\
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Male 769
Wow. Is this IAB Gold? Taking me back to 1999 when me and a million other UK university students had a variation of this (exact same words, different picture) as a poster or T-Shirt?
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Male 15,510
And I guess you can have sex with a beer can too
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Male 4,807
I`ve had that poster on my wall for 15 years now.
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Male 19,840
Link: Woman Vs. Beer: The Never Ending Argument [Pic] [Rate Link] - So is beer really better? This chart makes a valid argument.
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