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128 Responses to Woman Claims To Have Gotten Pregant From….

  1. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2346 posts
    May 7, 2010 at 3:59 pm
    Link: Woman Claims To Have Gotten Pregant From.... - An alien? A cow? Swimming in a public pool? Well, I-A-B, take a guess.
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    Lilou88 Female 18-29
    112 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    That`s some bullpoo right there.
  3. Profile photo of justjason44
    justjason44 Male 30-39
    97 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    Whoa... whoa... how screwed up is she for using this as an "explanation"? Worse.. how drating stupid is her husband for buying it?!?
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    ada_baby Female 18-29
    282 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    you are NOT the father!!
  5. Profile photo of Peaches25
    Peaches25 Female 18-29
    27 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    Doesn`t really say much about the intelligence levels of US soldiers does it?!!! Hardyha haha :-P

    But seriously, the guy cant HONESTLY believe this.
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    This is a joke, right? Something like The Onion?
  7. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    Stupid bitch!
  8. Profile photo of Hellioness
    Hellioness Female 18-29
    133 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    What kills me is that the husband believes it`s possible.
  9. Profile photo of 100stories
    100stories Female 18-29
    59 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    Aw man I submitted this too! Haha! It is a brilliant story.
  10. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    By that i mean shes stupid to think people will buy it.
  11. Profile photo of Luistom
    Luistom Male 18-29
    133 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    And he believes her? Please tell me that`s fake... Morons.
  12. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
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    May 8, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    wow... She`s a whore, and he`s an idiot.
  13. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
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    May 8, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    I`m sure the husband knows but doesn`t have the balls to say anything.
  14. Profile photo of Fleh
    Fleh Male 18-29
    231 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    hahahaha imagine his face when the baby came out brown. Sigh. Moments like those
  15. Profile photo of CrystalKU
    CrystalKU Female 18-29
    20 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    What the hell is up with the last paragraph? It is free of spelling errors until the last paragraph:

    "Despiter her wifes bozarre expanation, Iraq US military man Erick Jhonson said: “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible.”

    I think someone should check on the author, I think he may have had a stroke in the middle of typing this.
  16. Profile photo of nikki8696
    nikki8696 Female 18-29
    101 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    10 points for pulling that one out of her a**
  17. Profile photo of deadpopstar
    deadpopstar Female 18-29
    497 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    She should have gone with the ol` alien abduction excuse.
  18. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    I do not think anyone in the Adult industry has the money to produce a 3d film to today`s standards......If the explainination is any indication, is this woman dumb enoughh to believe that the glasses make the films real?
  19. Profile photo of That_dude
    That_dude Male 18-29
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    May 8, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    NORDBERG!
  20. Profile photo of NoArms5534
    NoArms5534 Male 18-29
    196 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    Poor military guy, I`ve seen it a hundred times.
  21. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
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    May 8, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    I`m with you, LandoGriffin, it has to be some sort of Onion-type thing. I mean, 3-D is good, but it ain`t *that* good!
  22. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
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    May 8, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    Actually, there have been cases in which fully white parents have given birth to black children, and black parents given birh to white children. I`m not sure what causes it exactly, but it`s happened - so it could be the cause here.
    Or she could be screwing a black man.
    They do say once you go black, you never go back after all.
  23. Profile photo of SherbertFizz
    SherbertFizz Female 18-29
    277 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    She deserves points for originality at least.
  24. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    "wow... She`s a whore, and he`s an idiot."

    Scenario 1)
    He has something to hide that would explain the whole thing:

    During his last leave, he bangs a chick who has another lover, who is black, without wearing protection. He then comes home and bangs his wife before taking off.
    -------------------------
    Scenario 2)
    He let`s her have a really good ramming, gets on the plane. A month later, she confirms with a physician that she IS preggers, tells him the news.

    The next week, she goes to New York to celebrate the new addition, meets with her buddies who point out that she can get a freebie with the charismatic Mr. Longjohnson, the college friend to whom she was attracted, but did not have the integrity to marry.
    Mr. Longjohnson is out of Trojan Magnums, she wants it raw, anyway. Who doesn`t?

    So, the high volume seamen of Mr. Longjohnson, who has a low PH diet of 6 dark coffees everyday, causes the first fetus to abort while
  25. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    on it`s way to the unfertilized spare egg.

    Not knowing the difference she carries on and...
  26. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    Who the hell wrote that article, a 10 year old?

    "Despiter her wifes bozarre expanation, Iraq US military man Erick Jhonson said"

    Spell check, anyone?
  27. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 3:01 pm
    Poor guy, stuck with a cheating whore!
  28. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    I can`t see a real human being this ignorant. Fake news article is fake.
  29. Profile photo of Reapergirl
    Reapergirl Female 18-29
    93 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    *epic facepalm*
  30. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2423 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    It`s the second coming!!!
  31. Profile photo of KekS
    KekS Male 18-29
    588 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    Recessive and dominant genes and stuff or article is fake or something else, blah-blah-blah, all that... But seriously, where did they get 3D porn?
  32. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    thank god she wasn`t watching animal planet...
  33. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    The misspellings in the last paragraph are due to a decreased IQ after hearing what the man`s response was to his wife`s claims.
  34. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    haha second thought...wow!! its like i can touch you
  35. Profile photo of gbrzeatetee
    gbrzeatetee Male 30-39
    174 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    That Jeninfer Stweart person seems thrustworthy despite her bozarre expanation.

    I say this article is rael.
  36. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    lol, no
  37. Profile photo of korahn
    korahn Male 30-39
    1249 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    If it`s real and the guy actually believes that story, that says a LOT about the quality of people they allow in their military.
  38. Profile photo of piiink1
    piiink1 Female 13-17
    179 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    I just googled Im drating depressed someone drating kill me and the first result was iab
  39. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    "I just googled Im drating depressed someone drating kill me and the first result was iab"
    Lies.
  40. Profile photo of lunaticlover
    lunaticlover Female 18-29
    354 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    "That Jeninfer Stweart person seems thrustworthy despite her bozarre expanation.

    I say this article is rael."

    Msot defntiely.
  41. Profile photo of dfcrackhead
    dfcrackhead Male 13-17
    327 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    Anyone else notice that among the obvious typo`s in the last paragraph it says "Despiter HER wifes bozarre expanation"
  42. Profile photo of TheeAJ123
    TheeAJ123 Male 30-39
    118 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    Tiger Woods strikes again!
  43. Profile photo of dfcrackhead
    dfcrackhead Male 13-17
    327 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    O.k. guys I just researched this article a bit more and came acrossthis talking about the article and it also says at the bottom that this is pretty much an overseas version of the Onion, so don`t worry, this is fake, but still hilarious
  44. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31762 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    There might be rational explaiations for this, but 3D MOVIE is NOT one of them :P
  45. Profile photo of taxicab2004
    taxicab2004 Male 18-29
    112 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    @LillianDulci
    try typing "Im f***king depressed someone f***king kill me".... your forgetting about iab`s censors
  46. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    "Newsolio"?? Is this a reputable source? I know humanity in general is wayyyy retarded, but there is no way it can be this bad.
  47. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    she just can`t go back...
  48. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    @taxicab2004 - Nice try but nope! I tried that first, neither that nor with the censors results in IAB.
  49. Profile photo of lemonstand
    lemonstand Female 18-29
    169 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    is she serious?
  50. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 4:37 pm
    "Despiter her wifes bozarre expanation" quoted straight from derp derp derrrrrrrrrrh national news
  51. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1173 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    It`s a fake news article from the overseas equivalent of The Onion apparently.
  52. Profile photo of zep fan
    zep fan Female 18-29
    492 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 4:53 pm
    Man, what happened with that last paragraph? It`s all kinds of messed up.

    As is the story. I hope it`s fake. :-P
  53. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    I`m REALLY hoping this is fake...

    Because if it`s not I`m killing myself tonight.
  54. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 4:59 pm
    OMFG chortle ROFL. I don`t know which bit is funnier, her claim `she got pregnant by watching a 3D adult film`, or his `The films in 3D are very real. With today`s technology, anything is possible.`

    How can people this stupid feed themselves?

    This HAS to be fake. Either that or someone needs to press The Button, right now, for the sake of the rest of the galaxy.
  55. Profile photo of Mah_Boi
    Mah_Boi Male 18-29
    606 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    Proof the human race needs purging...
  56. Profile photo of ShamaziaV2
    ShamaziaV2 Male 13-17
    236 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 5:14 pm
    Ok i really hope this is fake, and i think it is, since the story is retarded, these people have never used spell check, and i`ve never heard of the news site. If it is fake, the commenters below the story just look like fools.
  57. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    I wanna say I don`t think anyone`s retarded enough to believe his is even possible.
    Then again, I`ve been wrong before...
  58. Profile photo of PoonHat
    PoonHat Male 18-29
    194 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 5:33 pm
    W..w?
    What?
  59. Profile photo of Hanzo
    Hanzo Male 13-17
    36 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 5:35 pm
    It is fake, they got Onion`d.
  60. Profile photo of Reaper171
    Reaper171 Male 18-29
    31 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    Haha that woman is a slut she got nailed by a big black rooster and made this wild story so her husband wouldnt leave her ROFL if this is true id piss myself laughing.
  61. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    yep defenitely fake.
  62. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    It is fake, they got Onion`d.

    Why do you have to spoil the fun?
  63. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 5:57 pm
    I`m calling bullpoo, considering the pooty grammar and spelling in the article.
  64. Profile photo of Jewler
    Jewler Male 18-29
    28 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 6:05 pm
    If in fact this wasn`t fake, the husband is just playing it off for the time being until he gets back to the states, and one night claims "flashback" and kicks the poo out of her.
  65. Profile photo of lilikeenler
    lilikeenler Female 13-17
    77 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 6:26 pm
    Not fake. Here’s another (more well-written) source:
    www.tech eye.net/intern et/woman-sa ys-3d-porno-ma de-her-preg nant
    (Just get rid of the space, leave the dashes)
  66. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 6:49 pm
    God how dumb can you be?!?! The wife for making up such a flimsy excuse and the husband for BELIEVING IT...
  67. Profile photo of tlshaman
    tlshaman Male 13-17
    378 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    well done jennifer.... well done IN HELL!!!
  68. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
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    May 8, 2010 at 7:35 pm
    >I don’t know which is the stupid one – Her for saying it or him for believing it. :)
  69. Profile photo of minimullen34
    minimullen34 Male 18-29
    179 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 7:42 pm
    This woman is a jackass, and the husband is just a dumb poor sucker.
  70. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
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    May 8, 2010 at 7:44 pm
    "The films in 3D are very real. "

    But not nearly as real as the black guys she drated
  71. Profile photo of drips
    drips Male 30-39
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    May 8, 2010 at 7:49 pm
    "Despiter her wifes bozarre expanation" is the most awesomeness sentence fragment I`ve read all day.
  72. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 7:49 pm
    Seriously... she couldn`t at least say she was raped? Or that it must have been a genetic throwback or mutation?
  73. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
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    May 8, 2010 at 8:11 pm
    he`s too stupid to be fighting for us. AGHH the stupidity burns...
  74. Profile photo of Neoxide
    Neoxide Male 18-29
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    May 8, 2010 at 8:20 pm
    i call fake. too many typos , not a very well known website .
  75. Profile photo of dooflotchie
    dooflotchie Female 30-39
    336 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 8:27 pm
    *eyeroll*

    Satire is so much better with correctly spelled words and a plot that sort of almost makes sense, but in a funny way.

    FAIL.
  76. Profile photo of obbycomma
    obbycomma Female 18-29
    315 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 8:44 pm
    "Warning: 3D package DVD contains splooge." I mean, that`s on every label right? Right? >.>
  77. Profile photo of SamanthaK187
    SamanthaK187 Female 18-29
    85 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 8:50 pm
    omg she`s PREGANT! huh what
  78. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 10:05 pm
    Not fake. Here’s another (more well-written) source:
    www.tech eye.net/intern et/woman-sa ys-3d-porno-ma de-her-preg nant
    (Just get rid of the space, leave the dashes)

    I have a bottle of pain killers...

    IAB, do I down them or not?
  79. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 10:48 pm
    shes got jungle fever
  80. Profile photo of m0527j3
    m0527j3 Female 18-29
    243 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 10:58 pm
    Is it possible to be that stupid???
  81. Profile photo of PtblDuffy
    PtblDuffy Male 18-29
    163 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 11:07 pm
    wow.... just, wow. he must really love her, or be really, really dumb.

    btw how long until guys use this explanation? "I`m not the father, the father is the 3D movie she rented!"
  82. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 12:00 am
    biggest. facepalm. ever.
  83. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 12:21 am
    Yeah try writing that on a child support form.
  84. Profile photo of Ando
    Ando Male 13-17
    374 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 12:34 am
    i think the poor dude`s really doubtful, but he doesnt want to lose his marriage?
    shoot idk he could be that dumb...
  85. Profile photo of sonikku
    sonikku Male 18-29
    350 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 12:50 am
    A whole new level of "retarded".
  86. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 1:01 am
    Porn that gets you pregnant. Who would`ve thought?
  87. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 1:12 am
    Well of course the porn made her pregnant.
    It was so freaking fun that it made her forget who was f--king her.
  88. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 1:31 am
    Either she had an affair with a black man, or her and her husband just had a black baby. Yes, two white people CAN have a black child. It`s rare but it happens...just like two brown haired people can have a redhead child. the black/red is buried somewhere in their gene pool from a past relative, and the trait just decides to surface.
  89. Profile photo of kissmybim
    kissmybim Male 40-49
    439 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 2:23 am
    another posting for fmylife
  90. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 2:30 am
    Two Grade A retards right there.
  91. Profile photo of coledawg1080
    coledawg1080 Male 18-29
    9 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 5:26 am
    That kind of porn should be called 4D
  92. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 5:26 am
    @TKD_Master
    Thats just basic genetics.
    For those who don`t understand, see "recessive and dominant traits."
  93. Profile photo of magoo22
    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 6:44 am
    @slayer50515: Her explanation would indicate that somewhere in her DNA there`s also a recessive IQ gene.
  94. Profile photo of natehimmel
    natehimmel Male 18-29
    13 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 6:58 am
    @TKD_Master & @slayer50515
    As far as -I- know, as a bio major, the genes which govern skin color operate by incomplete dominance, which causes a "mixing effect." This means in the parents were carrying a/some gene/s for darker skin tone, it would have manifested in them phenotypically. I don`t see it possible that two white parents had a black child. Please correct me if I`m wrong.

    TLDR: She cheated.
  95. Profile photo of Mindless2164
    Mindless2164 Male 18-29
    499 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 7:21 am
    I have not read any comments, but I`m going to guess...

    From her own baby.
  96. Profile photo of Mindless2164
    Mindless2164 Male 18-29
    499 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 7:22 am
    Man, I couldn`t possibly prepare for something that retarded.
  97. Profile photo of Humunaha
    Humunaha Male 13-17
    13 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 7:34 am
    "Despite HER WIFES bizarre explanation, Iraq US military MAN Erick Jhonson said:...."
    Okay there`s your problem dude.......
  98. Profile photo of trailleadr
    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 7:46 am
    I honestly can`t believe the husband is dumb enough to think that`s possible.
    @Humunaha don`t be such a troll
  99. Profile photo of Lord_Jereth
    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 8:22 am
    "Well, see, I was at this party at the officer`s club ... and ... there was a lot of drinking going on ... and ... I seem to remember naked twister or something ... and ... there was this (really hunkie) African American gentleman ... and I accidentally fell on his dick ... a lot ... yeah, it was 3D television.

    You believe me don`t you, honey? Hee hee"

    8-) LJ
  100. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1605 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 8:33 am
    uhhh people that stupid shouldn`t be allowed to raise kids.
  101. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 8:51 am
    "With today`s technology, anything is possible."

    WTF? )-|
  102. Profile photo of bmh
    bmh Female 18-29
    248 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 8:57 am
    She must have a really desperate/stupid husband.
  103. Profile photo of Saskuel
    Saskuel Male 13-17
    343 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 9:32 am
    oh, so many things to talk about... ill begin with A.

    A- her last name is to hard to pronounce so i changed it to stewart in my head.

    B- perhaps its not the movie itself, but what was going on DURING the movie... eh?? EHHH????

    C- her husband must be retarded to believe that, or he must have seen the movie and jizzed in his pants, then agreed with the wife. Hell of a 3d movie.
  104. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 10:02 am
    I suppose that its a good thing that the idiot of a husband isn`t passing on his genes.
  105. Profile photo of the_phantom
    the_phantom Male 18-29
    510 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 10:07 am
    wait they make 3d porn? i gotta see that :D
  106. Profile photo of knup48
    knup48 Female 18-29
    307 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 10:17 am
    These kind of satire stories are funny.
  107. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 10:46 am
    WHAT!!!
  108. Profile photo of cheese6969
    cheese6969 Male 18-29
    522 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 11:30 am
    my guess was a black man
  109. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
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    May 9, 2010 at 11:33 am
    if this was true, id be pregnant with a smurf. O_O
  110. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 11:59 am
    WHAT THE DRAT?
  111. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    god that guy`s an idiot...
  112. Profile photo of Sock1122
    Sock1122 Male 18-29
    274 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    Well this is obviously fake, If i let myself believe for one second that this was remotley genuine I would lose complete faith in humanity and kill myself... and probably a few others too =P
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    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2594 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    really??? If your that drating dumb, grab a gun and get the hell outta my gene pool.
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    Crazysanity Male 18-29
    23 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 3:30 pm
    I just got blasted on my facebook for posting this link by a woman who knows what`s going on with this story . It turns out that the woman`s computer was hacked and the hacker created this false story and submitted her pictures to the news outlet. Her husband is in the military, but he is black and that is their child.
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    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 7:16 pm
    This is really poorly written... Typos abound.
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    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    IF this is real, which I doubt incredibly much, so much that this is purely hypothetical, this has got to be the world record for the placebo effect...
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    daniellee_x Female 18-29
    451 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 8:26 pm
    lmao. that lie got about as big as the lie of how Mary "got pregnant by god"
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    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 1:20 am
    That is going to be one stupid kid .
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    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 8:44 am
    page is blocked!!!

    damn it now i will never know!!

    Dx
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    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 9:04 am
    LMFAO
  121. Profile photo of KannaLilly
    KannaLilly Female 13-17
    635 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 11:40 am
    That`s it - the stupidity minimum has been passed, and said mother continues to sink like the retarded slut who couldn`t swim.
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    twiztidkitty Female 18-29
    56 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    If he believes that, then he deserves to have his slutty wife cheat on him!
  123. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    These are the people breeding LOL there`s no god!!!
  124. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1200 posts
    May 14, 2010 at 9:21 pm
    HAHAHAHA.

    I love it. ;D
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    GhostReverie Female 13-17
    34 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 2:00 am
    "With today’s technology, anything is possible"
    HAHHAHHA. ya lady...... except transferring sperm into your fallopian tubes via film.
    I truly wish I could shank this skid mark in the gouche.
    Why are these insanely simple people even allowed to breed??? LIKE REALLY
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    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    May 21, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    *facepalms*
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    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 3:40 pm
    Request permission to lose faith in humanity?

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