When Giraffes Fight

Submitted by: CrakrJak 7 years ago in Weird

To hell with eating leaves and twigs! I"m gonna kick your long-necked ass!
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Female 124
Haaaa, he`s taking the cheap shot :D
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Male 1,627
"ohhh im soo dissy"
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Male 25,416
the noise! eeek!
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Male 1,371
HAHAHA 1:26 TO THE NUTS!
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Male 1,371
i`ve always wondered how giraffes fight.
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Male 534
I think I saw this on Animal Planet. lol
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Male 18
this exact footage was on "animal autospy" a couple of weeks back
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Male 17
i actually watched this on TV last night. It was on the Verses Channel on a show called Wacked out Videos I think.
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Male 1,678
These giraffes have to be mentally challenged. I mean, if they weren`t before, they definitly are now.
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Male 1,016
Just like MMA One is going for the head shot while the other one is going for the take down with the leg shot !!!!
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Male 2,521
DAMN NATURE!!! YOU SCARY!

Part II
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Female 48
Actually they do show this on television. Saw it on Animal Planet about the different ways animals fight. Giraffe are unique in that they don`t fight to the death. Once one of them backs off the fight is over.
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Male 6,694
You want a vertebrae sammich ? !
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Male 5,190
BOOM. BOOM BOOM. I`d hate to be hit by that.
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Female 3,828
dear god that looks painful. how did these things make it through evolution? O.O
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Female 654
"...you tongue isnt the only thing thats going to be blue pal..."

i was fighting the temptation to use a hakunah matata joke here, so i took the low road.
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Male 39
my neck hurts.
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Male 1,266
You know what would be awesome! Instead of that stupid human centipede thing... if they connected three giraffes side by side you could make a hydraffe XP
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Male 186
I never wanna see a giraffe move it`s neck again.
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Female 291
Giraffe Pit. Hardcore \m/ (x.x) \m/
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Male 92
they should dub this with death metal
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Male 712
Giraffes: Headbanging Redefined
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Female 15,763
"Little rascals, those giraffes with there rubber necks, trying to impress opie like that."

Well it worked. Opie like. Opie like muchly.
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Female 547
I was afraid their necks would tangle up like a couple of ramen noodles.
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Male 554
i rofled at the nut-shot at 1:26, i guess dirty fighting is natural
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Male 4,807
I knew they did that, but never imagined they hit with such force.

Little rascals, those giraffes with there rubber necks, trying to impress opie like that.
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Male 17,512
Hey Mickey, Opie likes it. :-)
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Female 15,763
HAHA F*CK YEAH.
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Female 3,598
They reminded me of those little squeeze toys. ya know the ones where they stood on a base and when you squeeze the base it collapses but as soon as you let go its straight up again? They were really cheap plastic crap that you may have gotten in a stocking or something, c`mon please don`t say i`m the only one who has seen those.
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Male 17,512
You`ll notice at 1:26 the one closest hit the other one in the balls, Watch it`s legs wobble from the impact. (That had to hurt!)
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Male 813
Lol, they look so stupid.
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Female 1,324
`they don`t show you this on tv`

yes they do >>
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Female 467
lmfao. :L
they are only smackin each others long things :)
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Male 4,807
Opie will think its hot and imagine they are fighting over her.
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Female 4,225
O_O that was badass, cool, and interesting. Never knew their necks could do that, but makes sense.

someone tell opie

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Male 1,598
Using your neck as a blunt object to beat your oponent may seem like a good idea, but it actually hurts really bad :(
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Female 1,190
oh man, opie is really gonna hate this :P
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Male 496
One thing that amazes me and still does is the reaction of women when they realise animals -are actually animals-. Yes ladies, they fight and kill each other all just for a bone! Seriously though, hand over mouth gasp and "shock sound" are not required.
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Male 38,502
entertainment from animal fights?

CALL PETA!!!!!!
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Male 172
Giraffes are officially one of the most badass animal, now that I know how they fight.
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Male 5,314
that is the stupidest fighting method i`ve ever seen
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Male 8,302
Opie will not approve of this post.
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Male 695
I`ve seen this on tv.

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Male 12
You`re one hoopy frood Matsuri!
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Female 252
Did you know: Ford Prefect is single-handedly responsible for the appearance of the Giraffe`s necks? Happy Towel Day!
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Male 518
@ajd121

dumb people, its not natural selection or anything that the strongest neck is most dominant.
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Male 214
i actually they would "joust" with their heads but i guess not
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Male 454
Explains why they`re stupid. Yeah! I`m gonna use my head as a weapon! Yeah!
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Male 637
Dumb giraffes don`t realize they are doing 10x more damage to themselves with each swing of their necks.
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Male 1,610
Ooooooh, nut shot! That one on the right fights dirty
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Male 15,510
I know people who fights that way
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Male 17,512
Link: When Giraffes Fight [Rate Link] - To hell with eating leaves and twigs! I`m gonna kick your long-necked ass!
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