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Date: 05/10/10 12:04 PM

64 Responses to Vitamin Water Gets Me And My Demographic [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    Link: Vitamin Water Gets Me And My Demographic - Vitamin Water: The beverage of choice for slackers all over the world.
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    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    LOL I love Vitamin Water! (XXX is the best!)
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    crabcake Female 30-39
    397 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    i need it.
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    bram Male 18-29
    577 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    Hey, tv marathons really take a lot out of you when you`re stoned. It`s a lot of work. lol

    I`m glad I`m not unemployed anymore.
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    Farsidedown Male 18-29
    421 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    I feel like I`d be making fun of myself if I drank this.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    wow. vitamin water is only suger water anyway!
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    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    Wow! Thanks Fitty Cent!
  8. Profile photo of tvremote
    tvremote Male 18-29
    447 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    I love Vitamin Water. I was drunkenly shopping for a drink one night and saw Revive, remembered the commercial, bought it and had the best morning ever! True story.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    Seinfeld!
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    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    I have occasionally enjoyed the one for hangovers. It`s pretty much just juice though.
  11. Profile photo of DGbME
    DGbME Male 40-49
    451 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    I always wonder how things can get printed with typos in them. Seems it would be proofed before approval to print.
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    iluvsporks Female 13-17
    51 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    anyone else irritated by the typo?
  13. Profile photo of iKit5
    iKit5 Female 13-17
    355 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    LOL.
    Sadly, I hate vitamin water. It doesn`t taste good.
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    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    the only "typo" I see is "gotta", its not a word but slang for "got to" or "have to" (though have to is usually "hafta")

    funny though. I`m a fan of vitamin water, and sobe, though neither is as good as plain ol` water
  15. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    I like only a few Vitamin Waters.
  16. Profile photo of ShadowMoses
    ShadowMoses Male 18-29
    257 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 1:33 pm
    What typo? I see nothing spelled/used incorrectly here.
  17. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    After a long day OF quirky family antics?
  18. Profile photo of SammyCyanide
    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
    427 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    I was always pissed at vitamin water in the first place because of their hatred for capitalization. Who gives a sh*t about a type-o. Their whole business is run off of them -.-
  19. Profile photo of SammyCyanide
    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
    427 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    In the sentence "Long day ___ quirky family antics."
    Missing "of" for those who couldn`t pick it out. Took me a while, too.
  20. Profile photo of Fealiks
    Fealiks Male 18-29
    224 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    synthetic personalization ftw!
  21. Profile photo of landfill
    landfill Male 30-39
    23 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    that were an April Fool`s
  22. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    Glorified sugar water.
  23. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    If you people love sugar water that much, why don`t you just buy some knockoff cola? Its like $1/2L
  24. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    Kool Aid +, That`s all it is.
  25. Profile photo of Snivellus
    Snivellus Female 13-17
    605 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    Does it tick anyone else off that they don`t start their sentences with a capitalized letter?

    I only like the lemon flavored Vitamin Water.
  26. Profile photo of tvremote
    tvremote Male 18-29
    447 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    ATTENTION EVERYONE:
    If you`re gonna write a witty post about Vitamin water being nothing but sugar water, then stop. We don`t need to hear it 300 times. We get it.
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    dfcrackhead Male 13-17
    327 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    Anyone else notice the typo "long day quirky family antics"?? they missed an "of" in there somewhere...Also I`ve never had Vitamin Water, it just looks like something water shouldn`t look like with all the different colors
  28. Profile photo of 4x4Master
    4x4Master Male 18-29
    220 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 3:31 pm
    @ CrakrJak "Kool Aid +, That`s all it is."

    Really now? That sounds drating amazing, I think I`ll start buying it now.
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    PickleFart Male 18-29
    24 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 3:31 pm
    Hey guess what? You`ve had a plethora of time to guess. SUGAR WATER, flavoring, and b.s. vitamins. We all know what it is! The point of this is, these are marketed for exercise, and this one definitely is quite the opposite! Plus, I would hit that water If I ever found it.
  30. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    I would drink this if it worked, I do have a hard time going to sleep. Unfortunately, tryptophan is overrated and doesn`t make you tired.
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    burgundyblu Female 30-39
    21 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    @ Snivellus, "Does it tick anyone else off that they don`t start their sentences with a capitalized letter? "

    Along with the patronizing label, it just further illustrates how hip and irreverent they are over at vitamin water. Their marketing team needs to take a nap.
  32. Profile photo of wake_n_bake
    wake_n_bake Male 18-29
    663 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:22 pm
    vitamin water might not be good for you, but its a hell of a lot better for you than soda and it actually uses cane sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup.
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    bridog6996 Male 18-29
    571 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:29 pm
    The spelling and grammatical errors are a huge giveaway of the fakeness.
  34. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 6:03 pm
    Dude i drink these all the time.pretty sure this one isnt real, but i lke how it makes fun of the cheesy little sayings they have on the back. theyre only like 100 calories. however bad for you they are, i figure thats better than a pepsi or something.

    and if any of you decide to be a smart ass, and say "just drink water"- i do. and i bet you dont, know-it-all.
  35. Profile photo of K3vin
    K3vin Male 18-29
    487 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 6:10 pm
    "I would drink this if it worked, I do have a hard time going to sleep. Unfortunately, tryptophan is overrated and doesn`t make you tired."

    Take extra strength gravol Sarah (no joke). the diphenhydramine will put you to sleep if you`re trying to go down. I work shifts and have to do it sometime because my body`s clock is all wonky. That or a ton of beer works too.
  36. Profile photo of tvhargon
    tvhargon Male 18-29
    70 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 6:35 pm
    @bridog6996

    I don`t see any spelling errors, and vitaminwater doesn`t capitalize things in their witty paragraphs on the bottles.
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    520 Male 13-17
    431 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    This is real?
  38. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    This was a April Fool`s joke from their Facebook page. How is this only reaching IAB now?
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    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1172 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 7:49 pm
    I like the dragon fruit one. :)
  40. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 8:19 pm
    Sorry, taylor stone, we`re not as cool as you and are not as up on our Facebook page April Fool`s jokes. Please forgive us.
  41. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 8:21 pm
    "Take extra strength gravol Sarah (no joke). the diphenhydramine will put you to sleep if you`re trying to go down. I work shifts and have to do it sometime because my body`s clock is all wonky. That or a ton of beer works too."

    K3vin, it`s no wonder that something diphenhydramine helps you go to sleep. It`s the main ingredient in a little thing called Tylenol PM. It`s also benadryl and is in almost every sleep aid.
  42. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 8:23 pm
    Let`s see...tryptophan is a sleep aid, and cranberry sauce is a diuretic. So, you`ll either be getting up to pee in an hour, or more likely, you`ll just wet the bed.

    Sounds fun. I`ll take two.
  43. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 8:25 pm
    nice... need to get me some of that
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    blckhawk1234 Male 18-29
    518 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 8:25 pm
    Vitamin Water is actually bad for you, dehydrates you and your body cant absorb that many vitamins, chances are it will only absorb the vitamin C. The more you know.....
  45. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 8:55 pm
    LOL
  46. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 9:08 pm
    I`ve used diphenhydramine but it doesn`t always work. I`ve found melatonin to be the best, but I only take it as a last resort.
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    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 9:18 pm
    Yea, except having extra vitamins does no harm as long as they are water soluble (which these are)..all that happens is you pee the excess out..and go on with your life.
    If you want to talk about something being bad for you..this in the long run, is NOTHING compared to things like Monster and Rockstar energy drinks. Just one is extremely bad for your heart. I honestly don`t know how they can legally sell them. There has to be a cigarette lobbyist in there somewhere.
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 10:55 pm
    Where`s the hell is the THC water?
  49. Profile photo of feiku
    feiku Female 18-29
    525 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 1:38 am
    Eh Vitamin water is mostly sugar and loaded with calories. Most people I spy buying the dreaded water tend to be overweight (I worked at Walgreens and we sold them). They think they`re being healthy but they`re not..

    I use benedryl as a sleep aid. Works amazingly well, way better then the seroquil I was taking for bipolar did. That stuff just made me toooo sleepy.
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    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
    420 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 1:59 am
    Vitamin water - made by the coca-cola co. = massive massive rip-off. Drink water instead it`s not loaded with sugar and pretend vitamins and not about £2 a bottle.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 2:36 am
    "Where`s the hell is the THC water?"

    You need a Dr.`s note.
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    neosophist Male 18-29
    138 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 4:37 am
    i dont buy it to be healthy. i buy it because its delicious.
  53. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 5:38 am
    Why does Vitamin Water have the worst grammer?
  54. Profile photo of samidoll
    samidoll Female 18-29
    615 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:24 am
    this isnt real, is it??
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    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 8:14 am
    i lol`d

    i love reading the back of VW

    <333
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    cheese6969 Male 18-29
    522 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 1:34 pm
    Is it only me that noticed the sentences weren`t started with an uppercase?
  57. Profile photo of Shokz
    Shokz Male 18-29
    117 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    That really is the most pathetic grammar ever; are we sure this is real?
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    WizardofCOR Male 40-49
    155 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 4:33 pm
    Neat attempt. Better grammar would`ve made it a better attempt, IMHO. Obviously, the cranberry reference is related to turkey, which (in the past) has been rumored to contain large amouns of Tryptophan. Yet a little research will clearly debunk that myth. Cheddar cheese contains more Tryptophan then turkey does. Hence, the cranberry reference kinda fails. :\
  59. Profile photo of DrHorrible
    DrHorrible Male 18-29
    108 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    I drink Vitamin water a lot, and the way it phrased sounds pretty dead-on. I`ve also seen some where the sentences didn`t start with an uppercase letter. And the smart-ass overtones would fit with a LOT of their bottles (go out and find their XXX flavor and you`ll see what I mean). I wouldn`t be surprised if it`s fake or real, to be honest. This is totally the kind of thing they would make.
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    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:21 am
    I`ve never heard of this flavor before, but I really wouldn`t be surprised if this was real. Most, if not all Vitamin Water labels are like this. Here`s the label for theme music vol. 1:
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    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    Having seen many-a-Vitamin-Waters in my day, it seems legit. I can tell from the horrid grammar.
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    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 8:34 pm
    If they`re gonna make something like this, at least use a spell check...
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    Link364 Male 18-29
    440 posts
    May 14, 2010 at 11:59 am
    I think I need some of that.

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