Vitamin Water Gets Me And My Demographic [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Vitamin Water: The beverage of choice for slackers all over the world.
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Male 440
I think I need some of that.
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Male 1,523
If they`re gonna make something like this, at least use a spell check...
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Female 1,287
Having seen many-a-Vitamin-Waters in my day, it seems legit. I can tell from the horrid grammar.
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Female 673
I`ve never heard of this flavor before, but I really wouldn`t be surprised if this was real. Most, if not all Vitamin Water labels are like this. Here`s the label for theme music vol. 1:
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Male 108
I drink Vitamin water a lot, and the way it phrased sounds pretty dead-on. I`ve also seen some where the sentences didn`t start with an uppercase letter. And the smart-ass overtones would fit with a LOT of their bottles (go out and find their XXX flavor and you`ll see what I mean). I wouldn`t be surprised if it`s fake or real, to be honest. This is totally the kind of thing they would make.
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Male 155
Neat attempt. Better grammar would`ve made it a better attempt, IMHO. Obviously, the cranberry reference is related to turkey, which (in the past) has been rumored to contain large amouns of Tryptophan. Yet a little research will clearly debunk that myth. Cheddar cheese contains more Tryptophan then turkey does. Hence, the cranberry reference kinda fails. :\
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Male 117
That really is the most pathetic grammar ever; are we sure this is real?
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Male 522
Is it only me that noticed the sentences weren`t started with an uppercase?
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Female 635
i lol`d

i love reading the back of VW

<333
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Female 614
this isnt real, is it??
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Female 708
Why does Vitamin Water have the worst grammer?
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Male 138
i dont buy it to be healthy. i buy it because its delicious.
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Male 9,305
"Where`s the hell is the THC water?"

You need a Dr.`s note.
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Female 420
Vitamin water - made by the coca-cola co. = massive massive rip-off. Drink water instead it`s not loaded with sugar and pretend vitamins and not about £2 a bottle.
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Female 525
Eh Vitamin water is mostly sugar and loaded with calories. Most people I spy buying the dreaded water tend to be overweight (I worked at Walgreens and we sold them). They think they`re being healthy but they`re not..

I use benedryl as a sleep aid. Works amazingly well, way better then the seroquil I was taking for bipolar did. That stuff just made me toooo sleepy.
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Male 2,737
Where`s the hell is the THC water?
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Female 654
Yea, except having extra vitamins does no harm as long as they are water soluble (which these are)..all that happens is you pee the excess out..and go on with your life.
If you want to talk about something being bad for you..this in the long run, is NOTHING compared to things like Monster and Rockstar energy drinks. Just one is extremely bad for your heart. I honestly don`t know how they can legally sell them. There has to be a cigarette lobbyist in there somewhere.
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Female 3,562
I`ve used diphenhydramine but it doesn`t always work. I`ve found melatonin to be the best, but I only take it as a last resort.
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Female 5,222
LOL
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Male 518
Vitamin Water is actually bad for you, dehydrates you and your body cant absorb that many vitamins, chances are it will only absorb the vitamin C. The more you know.....
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Male 2,748
nice... need to get me some of that
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Male 15,832
Let`s see...tryptophan is a sleep aid, and cranberry sauce is a diuretic. So, you`ll either be getting up to pee in an hour, or more likely, you`ll just wet the bed.

Sounds fun. I`ll take two.
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Male 3,755
"Take extra strength gravol Sarah (no joke). the diphenhydramine will put you to sleep if you`re trying to go down. I work shifts and have to do it sometime because my body`s clock is all wonky. That or a ton of beer works too."

K3vin, it`s no wonder that something diphenhydramine helps you go to sleep. It`s the main ingredient in a little thing called Tylenol PM. It`s also benadryl and is in almost every sleep aid.
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Male 3,755
Sorry, taylor stone, we`re not as cool as you and are not as up on our Facebook page April Fool`s jokes. Please forgive us.
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Female 1,172
I like the dragon fruit one. :)
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Male 2,688
This was a April Fool`s joke from their Facebook page. How is this only reaching IAB now?
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Male 431
This is real?
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Male 5,189
@K3vin

Same here, Ima try it and see if it does.
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Male 70
@bridog6996

I don`t see any spelling errors, and vitaminwater doesn`t capitalize things in their witty paragraphs on the bottles.
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Male 487
"I would drink this if it worked, I do have a hard time going to sleep. Unfortunately, tryptophan is overrated and doesn`t make you tired."

Take extra strength gravol Sarah (no joke). the diphenhydramine will put you to sleep if you`re trying to go down. I work shifts and have to do it sometime because my body`s clock is all wonky. That or a ton of beer works too.
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Female 3,828
Dude i drink these all the time.pretty sure this one isnt real, but i lke how it makes fun of the cheesy little sayings they have on the back. theyre only like 100 calories. however bad for you they are, i figure thats better than a pepsi or something.

and if any of you decide to be a smart ass, and say "just drink water"- i do. and i bet you dont, know-it-all.
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Male 571
The spelling and grammatical errors are a huge giveaway of the fakeness.
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Male 663
vitamin water might not be good for you, but its a hell of a lot better for you than soda and it actually uses cane sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup.
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Female 21
@ Snivellus, "Does it tick anyone else off that they don`t start their sentences with a capitalized letter? "

Along with the patronizing label, it just further illustrates how hip and irreverent they are over at vitamin water. Their marketing team needs to take a nap.
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Female 3,562
I would drink this if it worked, I do have a hard time going to sleep. Unfortunately, tryptophan is overrated and doesn`t make you tired.
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Male 24
Hey guess what? You`ve had a plethora of time to guess. SUGAR WATER, flavoring, and b.s. vitamins. We all know what it is! The point of this is, these are marketed for exercise, and this one definitely is quite the opposite! Plus, I would hit that water If I ever found it.
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Male 220
@ CrakrJak "Kool Aid +, That`s all it is."

Really now? That sounds drating amazing, I think I`ll start buying it now.
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Male 327
Anyone else notice the typo "long day quirky family antics"?? they missed an "of" in there somewhere...Also I`ve never had Vitamin Water, it just looks like something water shouldn`t look like with all the different colors
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Male 447
ATTENTION EVERYONE:
If you`re gonna write a witty post about Vitamin water being nothing but sugar water, then stop. We don`t need to hear it 300 times. We get it.
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Female 602
Does it tick anyone else off that they don`t start their sentences with a capitalized letter?

I only like the lemon flavored Vitamin Water.
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Male 17,511
Kool Aid +, That`s all it is.
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Male 10,440
If you people love sugar water that much, why don`t you just buy some knockoff cola? Its like $1/2L
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Female 2,352
Glorified sugar water.
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Male 23
that were an April Fool`s
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Male 224
synthetic personalization ftw!
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Female 427
In the sentence "Long day ___ quirky family antics."
Missing "of" for those who couldn`t pick it out. Took me a while, too.
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Female 427
I was always pissed at vitamin water in the first place because of their hatred for capitalization. Who gives a sh*t about a type-o. Their whole business is run off of them -.-
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Female 1,001
After a long day OF quirky family antics?
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Male 257
What typo? I see nothing spelled/used incorrectly here.
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Female 4,376
I like only a few Vitamin Waters.
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Male 2,703
the only "typo" I see is "gotta", its not a word but slang for "got to" or "have to" (though have to is usually "hafta")

funny though. I`m a fan of vitamin water, and sobe, though neither is as good as plain ol` water
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Female 355
LOL.
Sadly, I hate vitamin water. It doesn`t taste good.
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Female 51
anyone else irritated by the typo?
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Male 451
I always wonder how things can get printed with typos in them. Seems it would be proofed before approval to print.
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Female 1,963
I have occasionally enjoyed the one for hangovers. It`s pretty much just juice though.
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Male 15,510
Seinfeld!
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Male 447
I love Vitamin Water. I was drunkenly shopping for a drink one night and saw Revive, remembered the commercial, bought it and had the best morning ever! True story.
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Male 2,034
Wow! Thanks Fitty Cent!
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Male 25,416
wow. vitamin water is only suger water anyway!
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Male 421
I feel like I`d be making fun of myself if I drank this.
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Male 577
Hey, tv marathons really take a lot out of you when you`re stoned. It`s a lot of work. lol

I`m glad I`m not unemployed anymore.
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Female 397
i need it.
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Male 2,548
LOL I love Vitamin Water! (XXX is the best!)
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Male 21,015
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