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Date: 05/17/10 02:05 PM

52 Responses to They See Me Rollin`… [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of T_T
    T_T Female 13-17
    96 posts
    May 17, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    Link: They See Me Rollin`... - They hatin`...
  2. Profile photo of alchemist18
    alchemist18 Female 13-17
    357 posts
    May 17, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    duuude........WANT
  3. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1192 posts
    May 17, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    umm how would that work?
  4. Profile photo of outdoorMINER
    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    May 17, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    That man is so lumpy. Cottage cheese in human form. *shudders*
  5. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    May 17, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    he has a really....really weird shaped head/face
  6. Profile photo of Aerophyre
    Aerophyre Male 18-29
    177 posts
    May 17, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    omg hes so fat he needs a seat on a segway. Im ashamed to be the same species as him.
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    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    May 17, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    alchemist18
    Duuuude.... Lazy.
  8. Profile photo of mcfudge
    mcfudge Male 18-29
    537 posts
    May 17, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    You can get seats for segway? That instantly makes the gayest thing in the world... into the coolest thing ever!!! Now you can ride them drunk!
  9. Profile photo of bigbangbilly
    bigbangbilly Male 13-17
    698 posts
    May 17, 2010 at 3:37 pm
    huh?
  10. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1192 posts
    May 17, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    i mean, that would screw up the whole balance thing wouldnt it? cause you use your weight to guide it so if its all in the back like this large fellow i would assume he would be backing up the whole way lol
    he should have a beeper installed for reverse :/
  11. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    May 17, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    Pwayer!
  12. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 17, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    People,May this be a motivational poster to never be like that
  13. Profile photo of cheese6969
    cheese6969 Male 18-29
    522 posts
    May 17, 2010 at 4:24 pm
    should I add the picture again? yeah sure why not

  14. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    May 17, 2010 at 4:43 pm
    First time I ever felt sorry for a product..such a fine product.
  15. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    May 17, 2010 at 5:04 pm
    Congratulations Cheese6969! You are so drating awesome....
  16. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    May 17, 2010 at 5:10 pm
    @cheese6969
    WTF......?
  17. Profile photo of Kane132
    Kane132 Male 18-29
    374 posts
    May 17, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    eugh typical American right there
  18. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    May 17, 2010 at 6:44 pm
    why not just get a scooter then?
  19. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    May 17, 2010 at 6:46 pm
    "eugh typical American right there"

    nice assumptions, I hope it turns out its a european. remember that picture of the dudes in the pool with the power strip and *surprise surprise* they turned out to be german
  20. Profile photo of afropick3000
    afropick3000 Male 30-39
    69 posts
    May 17, 2010 at 7:01 pm
    he looks like he"s just done with life. KILL ME PLEASE!
  21. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    May 17, 2010 at 7:13 pm
    I doubt he`s American.
  22. Profile photo of glowe
    glowe Male 18-29
    24 posts
    May 17, 2010 at 7:32 pm
    This is why I wont get a tatoo. See how it looks on an old guy.
  23. Profile photo of byoung
    byoung Female 13-17
    12 posts
    May 17, 2010 at 7:50 pm
    Actually, I believe he is American... Unless people from other countries like to run around with a little American flag on the front of their... well, whatever that is... a scooter of some sort?
  24. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    May 17, 2010 at 8:09 pm
    Segweigh.
  25. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    May 17, 2010 at 8:23 pm
    Wow, astounding laziness.
    Want to walk? Nahh, I`ll use a segway. Want to stand? Nahh, This thing comes with a seat attachment.
    Does it also have a defibulator in case he gets too lazy to have a heartbeat?
  26. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    May 17, 2010 at 8:55 pm
    ... i want one
  27. Profile photo of ubberboard08
    ubberboard08 Male 13-17
    107 posts
    May 17, 2010 at 10:03 pm
    i agree that is pretty drating lazy. he should walk some of that weight off but instead he`ll use his hovaround till the day he finally rots in the ground...that`s alot to decompose.
  28. Profile photo of HepaB
    HepaB Male 18-29
    43 posts
    May 17, 2010 at 10:36 pm
    @ubberboard08

    Most seniors can`t even jog due to... well OLDness. You have to understand that most of them don`t have the strength any more.
  29. Profile photo of Adi_Noor
    Adi_Noor Male 18-29
    191 posts
    May 17, 2010 at 10:58 pm
    I have seen much older and weaker people walking then this... they even walk with sticks but they walk!
  30. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    May 17, 2010 at 11:07 pm
    You`re going to see more and more of these sort of `Personal mobility devices` everywhere.
  31. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    May 17, 2010 at 11:10 pm
    yes, make yourself fatter, thats a GREAT idea!
  32. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    May 18, 2010 at 1:15 am
    A sit-down Segway? I suppose that was inevitable considering the people that use it...
  33. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    May 18, 2010 at 2:55 am
    Lazy, lazy, lazy old dude! Next he`ll be spotted going thru the Burger King drive thru on the damn thing!
  34. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    May 18, 2010 at 4:51 am
    all humankind will eventually be reduced to gelatinous blobs wheelin around all day on these things. a million years later humans evolve into segways.
  35. Profile photo of Link364
    Link364 Male 18-29
    440 posts
    May 18, 2010 at 5:43 am
    Segways have a seat attactment? I guess only available in america. GO AMERICA!!!
  36. Profile photo of ForAllThSin
    ForAllThSin Male 18-29
    273 posts
    May 18, 2010 at 5:48 am
    damn, you guys are dicks. he`s obviously like 65 at least. by the time i`m 65 i doubt i`d want to walk my old a** around either.
  37. Profile photo of spartanman
    spartanman Male 13-17
    198 posts
    May 18, 2010 at 5:56 am
    I WAS going to buy like 100 I-A-B T-shirts before I saw these great offers on the forums, now im going to buy me one of those Ed hardy Bikinis. Too bad IAB didn`t do anything about that spam.
  38. Profile photo of Prejudiced
    Prejudiced Female 18-29
    250 posts
    May 18, 2010 at 6:10 am
    LEGS. USE THEM.

    Unless you have a legit reason for something like a car, scooter or sedgeway (aka, have to go a long way to destination or have an underlying problem that makes walking difficult) dont use one. Your legs work fine. Get some exercise, and stop buying poo you don`t really need.

    Example, I have to drive or bus to school as it is an hours walk away. However, to go to the shop (5-10 mins away) I walk unless in a hurry. Its not hard at all. I know people who will drive a street to their friends house. Seriously, what.
  39. Profile photo of Prejudiced
    Prejudiced Female 18-29
    250 posts
    May 18, 2010 at 6:13 am
    "damn, you guys are dicks. he`s obviously like 65 at least. by the time i`m 65 i doubt i`d want to walk my old a** around either."

    Then why is he balancing precariously on a sedgeway, looking ready to topple? He should have something more comfortable and practical like a mobility scooter then if that was the case. Makes sense.

    Nope, he just seems to be one lazy old guy.
  40. Profile photo of outdoorMINER
    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    May 18, 2010 at 7:29 am
    @Cheese

    I laughed, but I felt bad immediately. :{
  41. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 18, 2010 at 7:38 am
    I have an 80 year old russian teacher at my university who walks downstairs from his office in the third floor to go to the classroom in the third floor of another building to teach one of the two classes he has, he`s an emeritus professor and walks faster than most of his students (not me phew)
  42. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36213 posts
    May 18, 2010 at 8:38 am
    Waz plays polo on his Segway ... I want one! just to runover kids in my neighborhood
  43. Profile photo of Amurika
    Amurika Male 30-39
    282 posts
    May 18, 2010 at 11:15 am
    its possible he could have arthritis in his knees or hips. everybody gets old.
  44. Profile photo of ShadowGhost
    ShadowGhost Male 13-17
    11 posts
    May 18, 2010 at 12:46 pm

  45. Profile photo of Dr4k
    Dr4k Male 18-29
    575 posts
    May 18, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    After becoming overweight (aka unhealthily fat) ones legs become somewhat less functional and one tends to become an even lazier fat ass. Just kidding, seriously though he is old and fat give him a break.
  46. Profile photo of Dr4k
    Dr4k Male 18-29
    575 posts
    May 18, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    I generally choose to walk places as long as its within 3 miles. Everywhere else I bus. I would bike but I have yet to get one.
  47. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    May 18, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    dumb!
  48. Profile photo of lee-schizo
    lee-schizo Female 18-29
    296 posts
    May 18, 2010 at 10:16 pm
    my teacher in jr high did the exact same thing "he had back trouble"
  49. Profile photo of Link364
    Link364 Male 18-29
    440 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 9:54 am
    I wonder if that seat is made/endorsed by segway
  50. Profile photo of campofclay
    campofclay Male 30-39
    177 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 10:02 am
    Is there a point? This is funny?
  51. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    segway`s terrify me, I always just imagine them losing balance and me faceplanting..
  52. Profile photo of EvilGrouse
    EvilGrouse Male 30-39
    454 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    Segways have seats now? How thoroughly pathetic.

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