They See Me Rollin`... [Pic]

Submitted by: T_T 7 years ago in Funny

They hatin"...
There are 52 comments:
Male 454
Segways have seats now? How thoroughly pathetic.
0
Reply
Female 3,696
segway`s terrify me, I always just imagine them losing balance and me faceplanting..
0
Reply
Male 177
Is there a point? This is funny?
0
Reply
Male 440
I wonder if that seat is made/endorsed by segway
0
Reply
Female 296
my teacher in jr high did the exact same thing "he had back trouble"
0
Reply
Male 25,416
dumb!
0
Reply
Male 575
I generally choose to walk places as long as its within 3 miles. Everywhere else I bus. I would bike but I have yet to get one.
0
Reply
Male 575
After becoming overweight (aka unhealthily fat) ones legs become somewhat less functional and one tends to become an even lazier fat ass. Just kidding, seriously though he is old and fat give him a break.
0
Reply
Male 11

0
Reply
Male 282
its possible he could have arthritis in his knees or hips. everybody gets old.
0
Reply
Male 38,741
Waz plays polo on his Segway ... I want one! just to runover kids in my neighborhood
0
Reply
Male 2,516
I have an 80 year old russian teacher at my university who walks downstairs from his office in the third floor to go to the classroom in the third floor of another building to teach one of the two classes he has, he`s an emeritus professor and walks faster than most of his students (not me phew)
0
Reply
Female 934
@Cheese

I laughed, but I felt bad immediately. :{
0
Reply
Female 250
"damn, you guys are dicks. he`s obviously like 65 at least. by the time i`m 65 i doubt i`d want to walk my old a** around either."

Then why is he balancing precariously on a sedgeway, looking ready to topple? He should have something more comfortable and practical like a mobility scooter then if that was the case. Makes sense.

Nope, he just seems to be one lazy old guy.
0
Reply
Female 250
LEGS. USE THEM.

Unless you have a legit reason for something like a car, scooter or sedgeway (aka, have to go a long way to destination or have an underlying problem that makes walking difficult) dont use one. Your legs work fine. Get some exercise, and stop buying poo you don`t really need.

Example, I have to drive or bus to school as it is an hours walk away. However, to go to the shop (5-10 mins away) I walk unless in a hurry. Its not hard at all. I know people who will drive a street to their friends house. Seriously, what.
0
Reply
Male 198
I WAS going to buy like 100 I-A-B T-shirts before I saw these great offers on the forums, now im going to buy me one of those Ed hardy Bikinis. Too bad IAB didn`t do anything about that spam.
0
Reply
Male 273
damn, you guys are dicks. he`s obviously like 65 at least. by the time i`m 65 i doubt i`d want to walk my old a** around either.
0
Reply
Male 440
Segways have a seat attactment? I guess only available in america. GO AMERICA!!!
0
Reply
Male 2,592
all humankind will eventually be reduced to gelatinous blobs wheelin around all day on these things. a million years later humans evolve into segways.
0
Reply
Female 1,048
Lazy, lazy, lazy old dude! Next he`ll be spotted going thru the Burger King drive thru on the damn thing!
0
Reply
Male 2,159
A sit-down Segway? I suppose that was inevitable considering the people that use it...
0
Reply
Male 4,793
yes, make yourself fatter, thats a GREAT idea!
0
Reply
Male 17,512
You`re going to see more and more of these sort of `Personal mobility devices` everywhere.
0
Reply
Male 191
I have seen much older and weaker people walking then this... they even walk with sticks but they walk!
0
Reply
Male 43
@ubberboard08

Most seniors can`t even jog due to... well OLDness. You have to understand that most of them don`t have the strength any more.
0
Reply
Male 107
i agree that is pretty drating lazy. he should walk some of that weight off but instead he`ll use his hovaround till the day he finally rots in the ground...that`s alot to decompose.
0
Reply
Male 2,748
... i want one
0
Reply
Female 1,386
Wow, astounding laziness.
Want to walk? Nahh, I`ll use a segway. Want to stand? Nahh, This thing comes with a seat attachment.
Does it also have a defibulator in case he gets too lazy to have a heartbeat?
0
Reply
Male 3,431
Segweigh.
0
Reply
Female 12
Actually, I believe he is American... Unless people from other countries like to run around with a little American flag on the front of their... well, whatever that is... a scooter of some sort?
0
Reply
Male 24
This is why I wont get a tatoo. See how it looks on an old guy.
0
Reply
Male 1,378
I doubt he`s American.
0
Reply
Male 69
he looks like he"s just done with life. KILL ME PLEASE!
0
Reply
Male 2,703
"eugh typical American right there"

nice assumptions, I hope it turns out its a european. remember that picture of the dudes in the pool with the power strip and *surprise surprise* they turned out to be german
0
Reply
Female 3,574
why not just get a scooter then?
0
Reply
Male 374
eugh typical American right there
0
Reply
Male 10,855
@cheese6969
WTF......?
0
Reply
Male 2,050
Congratulations Cheese6969! You are so drating awesome....
0
Reply
Male 784
First time I ever felt sorry for a product..such a fine product.
0
Reply
Male 522
should I add the picture again? yeah sure why not

0
Reply
Male 15,510
People,May this be a motivational poster to never be like that
0
Reply
Male 25,416
Pwayer!
0
Reply
Female 1,190
i mean, that would screw up the whole balance thing wouldnt it? cause you use your weight to guide it so if its all in the back like this large fellow i would assume he would be backing up the whole way lol
he should have a beeper installed for reverse :/
0
Reply
Male 698
huh?
0
Reply
Male 537
You can get seats for segway? That instantly makes the gayest thing in the world... into the coolest thing ever!!! Now you can ride them drunk!
0
Reply
Male 722
alchemist18
Duuuude.... Lazy.
0
Reply
Male 177
omg hes so fat he needs a seat on a segway. Im ashamed to be the same species as him.
0
Reply
Male 4,867
he has a really....really weird shaped head/face
0
Reply
Female 934
That man is so lumpy. Cottage cheese in human form. *shudders*
0
Reply
Female 1,190
umm how would that work?
0
Reply
Female 356
duuude........WANT
0
Reply
Female 96
Link: They See Me Rollin`... [Pic] [Rate Link] - They hatin`...
0
Reply