The Oatmeal Explains The Angler Fish In Photos

Submitted by: Vligon 7 years ago in Funny
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/angler

How the Male Angler fish gets completely screwed... Alternate description: Human dudes are just like the angler fish.
There are 56 comments:
Female 876
oh... my.. gawd O_O nature`s horrible! we should destroy it asap!!!
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Male 3,915
lol...i think i already knew this as well...
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Male 19
RAKTUR!!!!!!!!!! THE OATMEAL IS SO RAKTUR <shadow Council>
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Female 7
Is it weird that I already knew that?
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Male 25,416
What the f, is that true? wow it is true! thats horrible, no romance in nature!
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Male 1,370
Haha, love the oatmeal.
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Male 2,690
That is insane!
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Female 635
lmfao

xD
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Female 2,509
OMG you can`t make this sheet up! FTW nature.
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Male 2,552
Dude. She got some balls.
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Male 5,189
That was awesome to ready lol. MOAR!
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Male 5,194
Why nature, why?
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Male 34
What a fish slut
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Male 173
deep sea love. awww yeaaah
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Female 1,380
holy poo it`s drating true
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Male 782
The Oatmeal is a f`ing riot.
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Female 1,380
lol rage....i said the same exact thing....gawd I <3 wiki....have you noticed how they changed their layout? lol
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Female 1,199
I lol`d.
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Female 1,593
This is one of the better ones.
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Male 51
checked youtube, its true :|
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Female 173
that was awesome...made me smile =D
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Male 422
I`ll be damned! Is this real? Off to wikipedia
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Male 1,598
@ SilverThread: Why? Does she have random male genitalia growing off of her?
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Male 3,431
Hrm, I wonder if my sister is actually an Angler Fish.
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Male 2,841
Fish sex=Awesome
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Female 4,447
=D The Oatmeal! Oh how I`ve missed you!
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Female 612
I love the Oatmeal so very much. Who else could make a creepy form of fish sex this interesting?
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Male 350
Why so creepy, nature?
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Female 3,598
Geogypsy wins best comment for this post! LOL!
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Female 3,598
oh wow. i did not know this about the angler fish... and what a way to learn. The Oatmeal should write textbooks, that would solve our failing education problems.
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Male 535
Welcome back Oatmeal :) missed you.
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Male 17,511
Damn, That`s pretty screwed up.
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Male 1,598
This is the only thing I know about anglerfish other than that they`re f***ing creepy as hell.
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Female 675
LOL one of my favorite oatmeals ever
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Male 343
The oatmeal makes me try to like real oatmeal which im not the biggest fan of but is growing on me.
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Female 150
real story?
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Male 2,510
god i love the oatmeal.
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Female 176
Funny. I like it. :)
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Female 1,077
@JaundiceCake
the oatmeal is extremely talented. green isn`t your color. this is what happens when ladies are out of the kitchen.
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Female 3,574
@JaundiceCake, you sound jealous.

[quote]The only talent he has is convincing people the stuff he draws is amusing[/quote]
If enough people find it amusing, than frankly, IT IS.
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Male 3,819
"The only talent he has is convincing people the stuff he draws is amusing or artistic. Kinda tired of all the false, undeserving internet freeloaders I see everywhere."

And what exactly makes it undeserving? You can`t tell me just anybody could do something like this. He`s entertainment and people like him. I`d say he`s pretty damn good at what he does. As a matter of fact, he started out his site with an entirely different concept but turned the focus to this because people actually liked it. Isn`t that the goal for anybody doing anything in entertainment? Just because it`s the internet doesn`t mean it`s any different than TV shows, movies, music, etc. He`s successful. Get over it. If you have "real" talent than make use of it and become successful yourself. Jealousy is a hell of an emotion but there`s no reason to debase anyone else`s success.
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Male 900
that was funny!
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Male 1,598
Jesus, the angler fish just got a lot more terrifying!
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Female 674
I`m just going to say this -- maybe this isn`t the right place -- but I really have no respect for this dude.

The only talent he has is convincing people the stuff he draws is amusing or artistic. Kinda tired of all the false, undeserving internet freeloaders I see everywhere.
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Male 7,839
damn, poor fella. he doesnt even get any pleasure from reproducing.
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Male 372
Imagine if someone kicked it, that`d hurt something fierce.
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Female 854
And that`s why they live in the Abyss...
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Male 274
i already knew all that poo but still awesomely done by the oatmeal. 5*
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Male 774
Epic.
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Male 3,819
This was awesome. Think of Mr. Angler the next time you get mad because your girlfriend won`t list herself as in a relationship on Facebook.
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Male 2,548
Oh sure, feel bad for male angler fish!
Has no one considered how taxing it must be to have a gutless, parasitic partner??
No! ... No one ever appreciates the rigours a female angler fish must go through; the dissolving process is a chore, AND she has to grow and raise her little demonspawn all by her lonesome. No company, no emotional support and no child payments!! It`s a tragedy!
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Male 486
Wow that is super effed up.
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Male 2,440
Nature is so weird.
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Male 4,807
What a bitch!!
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Female 3,574
awesoooommmee
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Male 594
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