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Date: 05/26/10 12:04 PM

56 Responses to The Oatmeal Explains The Angler Fish In Photos

  1. Profile photo of Vligon
    Vligon Male 18-29
    594 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 9:02 am
    Link: The Oatmeal Explains The Angler Fish In Photos - How the Male Angler fish gets completely screwed... Alternate description: Human dudes are just like the angler fish.
  2. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    awesoooommmee
  3. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    What a bitch!!
  4. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2442 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    Nature is so weird.
  5. Profile photo of Norts
    Norts Male 18-29
    486 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    Wow that is super effed up.
  6. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    Oh sure, feel bad for male angler fish!
    Has no one considered how taxing it must be to have a gutless, parasitic partner??
    No! ... No one ever appreciates the rigours a female angler fish must go through; the dissolving process is a chore, AND she has to grow and raise her little demonspawn all by her lonesome. No company, no emotional support and no child payments!! It`s a tragedy!
  7. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    This was awesome. Think of Mr. Angler the next time you get mad because your girlfriend won`t list herself as in a relationship on Facebook.
  8. Profile photo of Salted_Eggs
    Salted_Eggs Male 18-29
    774 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    Epic.
  9. Profile photo of Sock1122
    Sock1122 Male 18-29
    274 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    i already knew all that poo but still awesomely done by the oatmeal. 5*
  10. Profile photo of CHICOMIMI
    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    And that`s why they live in the Abyss...
  11. Profile photo of vilem
    vilem Male 18-29
    372 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    Imagine if someone kicked it, that`d hurt something fierce.
  12. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    damn, poor fella. he doesnt even get any pleasure from reproducing.
  13. Profile photo of JaundiceCake
    JaundiceCake Female 18-29
    674 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    I`m just going to say this -- maybe this isn`t the right place -- but I really have no respect for this dude.

    The only talent he has is convincing people the stuff he draws is amusing or artistic. Kinda tired of all the false, undeserving internet freeloaders I see everywhere.
  14. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    Jesus, the angler fish just got a lot more terrifying!
  15. Profile photo of megavidiot
    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    that was funny!
  16. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    "The only talent he has is convincing people the stuff he draws is amusing or artistic. Kinda tired of all the false, undeserving internet freeloaders I see everywhere."

    And what exactly makes it undeserving? You can`t tell me just anybody could do something like this. He`s entertainment and people like him. I`d say he`s pretty damn good at what he does. As a matter of fact, he started out his site with an entirely different concept but turned the focus to this because people actually liked it. Isn`t that the goal for anybody doing anything in entertainment? Just because it`s the internet doesn`t mean it`s any different than TV shows, movies, music, etc. He`s successful. Get over it. If you have "real" talent than make use of it and become successful yourself. Jealousy is a hell of an emotion but there`s no reason to debase anyone else`s success.
  17. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    @JaundiceCake, you sound jealous.

    The only talent he has is convincing people the stuff he draws is amusing
    If enough people find it amusing, than frankly, IT IS.
  18. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    @JaundiceCake
    the oatmeal is extremely talented. green isn`t your color. this is what happens when ladies are out of the kitchen.
  19. Profile photo of lucu
    lucu Female 18-29
    176 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    Funny. I like it. :)
  20. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    god i love the oatmeal.
  21. Profile photo of anyer
    anyer Female 13-17
    151 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    real story?
  22. Profile photo of Saskuel
    Saskuel Male 13-17
    343 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    The oatmeal makes me try to like real oatmeal which im not the biggest fan of but is growing on me.
  23. Profile photo of shortsagitar
    shortsagitar Female 18-29
    676 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 3:35 pm
    LOL one of my favorite oatmeals ever
  24. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 3:37 pm
    This is the only thing I know about anglerfish other than that they`re f***ing creepy as hell.
  25. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    Damn, That`s pretty screwed up.
  26. Profile photo of akinis
    akinis Male 30-39
    536 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 4:04 pm
    Welcome back Oatmeal :) missed you.
  27. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    oh wow. i did not know this about the angler fish... and what a way to learn. The Oatmeal should write textbooks, that would solve our failing education problems.
  28. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    Geogypsy wins best comment for this post! LOL!
  29. Profile photo of sonikku
    sonikku Male 18-29
    350 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    Why so creepy, nature?
  30. Profile photo of Seastone
    Seastone Female 18-29
    613 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 5:14 pm
    I love the Oatmeal so very much. Who else could make a creepy form of fish sex this interesting?
  31. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    =D The Oatmeal! Oh how I`ve missed you!
  32. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 6:15 pm
    Fish sex=Awesome
  33. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 7:24 pm
    Hrm, I wonder if my sister is actually an Angler Fish.
  34. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 8:21 pm
    @ SilverThread: Why? Does she have random male genitalia growing off of her?
  35. Profile photo of RAGEMONSTER
    RAGEMONSTER Male 18-29
    422 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 8:29 pm
    I`ll be damned! Is this real? Off to wikipedia
  36. Profile photo of Sectsktn
    Sectsktn Female 30-39
    173 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 8:47 pm
    that was awesome...made me smile =D
  37. Profile photo of monkey_spank
    monkey_spank Male 30-39
    51 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 9:09 pm
    checked youtube, its true :|
  38. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 9:21 pm
    This is one of the better ones.
  39. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1200 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 9:26 pm
    I lol`d.
  40. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 9:52 pm
    lol rage....i said the same exact thing....gawd I <3 wiki....have you noticed how they changed their layout? lol
  41. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 9:54 pm
    The Oatmeal is a f`ing riot.
  42. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 9:56 pm
    holy poo it`s drating true
  43. Profile photo of NinjaB0b
    NinjaB0b Male 18-29
    173 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 2:52 am
    deep sea love. awww yeaaah
  44. Profile photo of Allenthing
    Allenthing Male 18-29
    34 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 5:17 am
    What a fish slut
  45. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 5:44 am
    Why nature, why?
  46. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 6:49 am
    Dude. She got some balls.
  47. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 6:52 am
    OMG you can`t make this sheet up! FTW nature.
  48. Profile photo of xXKaryXx
    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 8:05 am
    lmfao

    xD
  49. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 8:56 am
    That is insane!
  50. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    Haha, love the oatmeal.
  51. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25405 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 4:54 pm
    What the f, is that true? wow it is true! thats horrible, no romance in nature!
  52. Profile photo of skittlescat
    skittlescat Female 18-29
    7 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 8:46 pm
    Is it weird that I already knew that?
  53. Profile photo of iceodeath
    iceodeath Male 18-29
    19 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 11:27 pm
    RAKTUR!!!!!!!!!! THE OATMEAL IS SO RAKTUR <shadow Council>
  54. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    May 28, 2010 at 12:57 am
    lol...i think i already knew this as well...
  55. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    878 posts
    May 29, 2010 at 2:44 am
    oh... my.. gawd O_O nature`s horrible! we should destroy it asap!!!

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