The Most Rational Internet Money Scam Ever [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Now if all South African internet scam artists could be as courteous and honest as Mr. Robert Dutu, life would be OK.
There are 46 comments:
Female 934
Honesty is the best policy.
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Male 98
Wow.. Honest.
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Male 440
if only everyone was that honest
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Male 506
NEVER reply, unsubscribe, tell them to get stuffed, or allow receipted delivery on unsolicited email. All you do is tell them "This account is actively checked and very much alive." Any reply at all flags your email in their systems as `better than most prospect`.

This is conventional wisdom, but I will say that I had an email account so ridden with junk mail, I decided to put it to the test by attempting to use the unsubscribe link attached to most of them and it did, in fact, seem to make things better..

So I guess if you really have nothing to lose, it can`t hurt.
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Male 4
Make that romanian internet scam artist. Same poo anyway.
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Male 8,302
> MauserTM
> i told it to go drat himself and now i get a new email request every day

NEVER reply, unsubscribe, tell them to get stuffed, or allow receipted delivery on unsolicited email. All you do is tell them "This account is actively checked and very much alive." Any reply at all flags your email in their systems as `better than most prospect`.
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Male 1,351
Would have been even better if he put a smiley at the end.
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Male 253
lol
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Male 1,222
I got the other day an invitation in msn of a strange mail, beckydsjhasdjh or something like that, it was one of those robots selling you porn, i told it to go drat himself and now i get a new email request everyday with a different random email address, its like those recruitment agencies, once they have your cv in their database, theyll never stop
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Male 749
If you want to scam people, watch Facejacker and do what Augustus Kwembe does. :D
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Male 113
That`s pretty awesome.
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Male 2,516
hahaha geez
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Male 8,302
> Wentzel142
> Male, 13-17, Canada
> As a proud South African, I can say that we`re not all scammers!

HIS PROFILE SAYS `CANADA`!!! Don`t listen its a scam!! :-)
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Male 4,867
"honesty is the best policy" not when scamming
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Female 1,199
Haha. I had some scam messages like that on skype and I had fun drating around with them. XD Some of them even played along, it was pretty amusing.
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Male 16
at least he`s honest!
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Male 418
I give this posting two pinky toes because we have already seen something like this.
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Male 294
Haha I love that. I enjoy reading my scam spam
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Male 2,690
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Female 318
Roflmao
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Male 312
Five thumbs up
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Female 9,475
lmfao.
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Male 10,855
LOL!
Unfortunately doesn`t take luck at all!
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Male 1,378
LOLLLER
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Male 5,617
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
"Good luck finding an idiot..."
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Female 709
What a nice gentleman. I would have been tempted to take his offer after his curtesy, but then I`d remember what happened last time and stop myself.
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Male 716
I like Mr. Dufu.
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Female 238
this restores my faith in the human race.
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Female 1,172
I still can`t believe that scams like that actually work. "I want to give you money kind stranger!" "Okay!! Here is all of my personal info." lol
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Male 4,807
Honesty online, who`d have thunk it.

@ bluethen.... don`t let the door hit ya on your way out
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Male 136
As a proud South African, I can say that we`re not all scammers!
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Male 10,440
haha! WIN. or FAIL. depends how you look at it.
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Male 3,819
"I might as well just go to Reddit instead if you`re just going to post everything that goes up there."

If none of our material had been spotlighted previously on another site, this one would be pretty boring.
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Male 266
@bluethen

We know as well as everyone else on this site does that iab is a big mash-up of things. I think you and the handful of other people that complain about things coming from other websites onto here need to just give it a rest
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Male 15,510
It was more funny the first time!
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Female 151
haha...i might be lucky enough to be the next idiot....
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Male 2,748
at least he can admit when he`s been caught :P
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Male 25,416
rofl!!
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Male 231
Fail. South Africans don`t do this. Dutu is a Nigerian surname
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Male 522
awesome. I appreciate honesty
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Female 1,043
lol "good luck finding an idiot." "thanks man!"
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Male 614
I might as well just go to Reddit instead if you`re just going to post everything that goes up there.
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Female 41
lol.
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Male 3,819
Hahahahahahahaha.
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Male 394
They`re traditionally Nigerian, not South African.
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Male 20,148
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