The Great Macaroni & Cheese Cover-Up [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

WE KNEW IT!
There are 103 comments:
Female 34
omg this is sooo true!
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Male 443
Yeah, like henry said, just tear open the drater and pour your poo in
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Female 914
the truth is revealed!!!!
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Female 6
FINALLY.
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Male 1,370
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, this is WIN!
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Male 74
Yup
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Male 721
Or, tear the top off like the rest of the world. And I thought the joke was "To open, push hers."
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Male 253
lolz
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Female 4,039
LOL - so true!
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Male 206
I always thought they purposely re-inforced that corner of the box just to F*** with people.
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Male 515
@yepimbored

i like your idea but i have a feeling that america is a little to lazy to every want to get rid of the illusion of a scored package
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Female 265
Mmmmm now I want KD....
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Female 635
totally true!!!

so much of my childhood has been ruined by this tab!!

Dx
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Female 1,593
I usually just rip the top off.
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Male 131
I`ve never effectively used a "Pull here" "Tear Hear" "Push Here" etc. Why even put the money in to the machinery that makes this non-working crap? Save $300,000 on a scoring machine and drop the price another $0.05!
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Male 200
So true!!! that thing has detroyed too many of my mac`n`cheese boxes -.-`
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Male 440
I thought it was going to say Calcium 0%, but no, I was way off.
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Female 3,828
the pic was funny ( and true) but your comments made me cry i laughed so hard!
Especially batmaners, with the black market glue. and opie, with one handded box opening... steak knifes, thumbnails... y`all are hilarious.

KD is just a way of life in Canada. we all know you have to just rip the top off. And the stuff gets us through college, its so cheap and delicious. So i guess i dont really mind.
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Male 182
Pfft...I pleasure myself all the time no paperbox can resist my man hand!
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Male 1,505
"Why do you want to eat macaroni cheese like this anyway? Stop being lazy and learn to cook!!"

^This
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Male 617
ugh amen. kraft, you a-holes.
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Female 427
I just end up ripping the whole damn top of the box off.
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Male 759
AWESOME! So true.
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Male 606
Because macaroni and cheese with tuna/salmon is awesome.
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Female 1,048
Why do you want to eat macaroni cheese like this anyway? Stop being lazy and learn to cook!!
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Male 85
this is one of THE funniest posts I`ve EVER seen on here
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Male 3,755
slipwax, I have Mac & Cheese all the time with pretty much everything. Smoked sausage, fish sticks (I love fishsticks), chicken nuggets, steak...
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Female 362
I`ve managed to get the stupid thing open that way once...every other time, I`ve just stabbed it with a steak knife. I was so excited that one time...
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Male 2,703
I usually grab it with my teeth and pull. though, after eating the velveta shells and cheese, it tough to go back to this crappy version
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Male 301
some years ago it was real
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Male 47
thank god i`m not the only one who can`t open it. I thought my thumbs were just retarded
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Male 322
i was just thinking today about how frustratingly difficult those bastards are to open.
now i`m a velveeta man.
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Male 3,915
i just made macaroni a few hours ago...i can DEFINITELY attest to these crimes against nature....i just tore the top off in a very hob-job manner...
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Female 28
pffft, I always end up having to cut the top off with a knife to get those draters open
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Male 418
this made me rofl
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Female 15,763
I thought it just never worked for me because I have one hand and am box-opening-retarded.
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Female 467
i think i just vomited in my mouth upon seeing this product
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Female 66
@ Batmanners - You are the new hesus , I always resort to the flaps , faill .
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Male 203
@IseeingI2I: Same here. High-five.
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Male 271
i normally go call of duty on the box and knife it
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Male 76
Totally agree.
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Female 470
This is why you eat the homemade/baked mac & cheese instead. It`s soooo much better.
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Male 4,004
Nothing but truth there...

"or, just rip open the flaps on top... like a cereal box"

Those flaps are held shut by the best glue available on the black market.
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Male 4,807
KD is a Canadian delicacy.

Just add hotdogs and it KD supreme!!
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Female 1,386
I think the "push to open" flap is the sturdiest part of the box. No joke.
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Male 8,300
I just finished serving 3 to 5 for Opening Other Side of a milk carton and now this!
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Male 2,748
or, just rip open the flaps on top... like a cereal box
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Female 16
Do you guys ever read the top of the box? It tells you "To open, push side flap then tear back" Come on people. Take a moment to read it all before you post.
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Male 5,314
GAAAAHH!!!! EVERY TIME!!!!
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Male 168
@SuperSmash, obviously you haven`t dealt with many mac & cheese boxes.

I always try to push there, but it never opens. I always end up ripping the top off above the supposed "hole"
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Male 3,755
You push it in so that it separates the top from the box, then you peel the top off. What do you think you`re gonna get the cheese powder out through the little hole? Plus, it`d even be impossible to pour out the noodles through that hole.
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Male 537
YES! Years I have been complaining about the stupid ass "open here" thing on macaroni boxes... it is literally impossible to open them that way.
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Male 12,138
Yep, pretty much.
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Male 289
I always thought I just got the bad boxes. Nice to know I`m not to retarded to open a box of mac-n-cheese.
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Male 14
Perforation Fail!
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Male 1,958
lmao
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Male 159
i enjoy resealable packaging
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Male 355
I call Pic FAIL. Maybe the joke is it reads"To open push her" ie "E" is hidden. but then I am high
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Male 15,510
Mac & Cheese is gooooooood
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Male 104
just reminded me how kraft yankified the cadburys ad =[
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Male 13
You could always use a thumbnail...
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Female 9,572
Raberboom, same here.
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Male 3,369
Remember when in order to open a bag of chips or candy, all you had to do was pull the two sides apart? (made it easy to close it back up for later sncking) Now they use superglue or somthing, because now you have to tear it open, making it harder to close back up...more spillage, etc...
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Male 833
so true, i just rip the top off.

and kraft is the only way to go.
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Male 5,194
LIES!!! ANOTHER GODDAMN PACKAGING FAIL!!!
I have this theory that packaging designers are people who failed at any other kind of design.
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Male 683
enough about your personal life though keith, we are talking about macaroni
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Male 758
organic mac n cheese you`ve been duped
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Female 612
I buy organic mac and cheese and those boxes always open. Must be a Kraft thing.
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Female 248
YES!!!
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Male 2,591
i do it all the time!! it doesn`t work perfect, but you just push that lil f**ker in and rip the top off. sometimes it takes more than a lil effort to push that in though..
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Male 1,195
It works when I do it...
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Female 4,376
I`ve tried to do that so many times on the damn boxes but they never work for me.
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Female 1,190
people really do understand!! :D
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Female 1,798
damn right! that stupid tab never pushes open. it`s all a trick to make us look stupid!
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Male 1,043
Ohnoes. :( Why does the macaroni lie? :(

The world is dead.
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Female 356
8-) I opened it with a knife. drat yeah.
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Male 955
haha definitely, I`ve never had a single package open there.
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Male 1,764
Seconded, Squeepy. Hahaha.
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Male 868
Well now the internet speaks of it - it shall be changed.

Glory to the INTERNET!
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Male 25,416
Wow, they posted this on the internet, didnt know realise this was a cover up. Its all part of a bigger plan!
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Male 252
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The push to open works for me...
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Female 3,574
lol so true.
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Female 120
Oh thank goodness, now I don`t feel as dumb :-P
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Male 40,739
Lolz! True lies~!
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Male 1,438
Ahh, Canada`s National Simulated Food.
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Female 8,046
Eeew- what the hell is wrong with making it properly? Takes no more time than using a damn packet.
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Male 151
i shall spend every living moment of my life finding the evil ****er who did this and rip of his or her head.
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Female 961
boombox, i know exactly how you feel
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Male 312
lol, i usually knife it and rip off the top :P
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Male 1,108
Mac and cheese manages to be food only on a technicality.

Does anyone actually eat this stuff? I thought it was just an internet cliche.
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Male 268
I cheat I use knife to score the box at the open here spot then I open. :)
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Male 1,232
Haha wow, I thought it was just me that couldn`t get the push to open to work. Guess I`m not stupid after all.
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Male 2,516
LOL :-P
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Female 101
So true. LOL.
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Male 176
it`s pushed in but not opened
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Female 1,380
Does anyone actually open it like that?
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Female 259
First I didn`t really get it, then I was like "Oh yea.." then I started laughing really loud.
lmao
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Male 1,351
To those who don`t get it:
These boxes are notorious for having these tabs saying "to open push here" when in reality pushing just bends the box and forces you to pop open the top anyway.
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Female 1,604
lol I was just thinking that the other day when I was making some
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Male 1,256
Now this is a post I can relate to.
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Male 677
am i missing something?
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Male 2,034
I don`t get it...
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Male 20,908
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