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Date: 05/18/10 06:07 AM

73 Responses to The Day Steve Jobs And Bill Gates Met [Pics]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    May 18, 2010 at 3:44 am
    Link: The Day Steve Jobs And Bill Gates Met - I-A-B Fact: This is the exact conversations they had that day... and it was awesome.
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    Link364 Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 6:14 am
    That was lame, but I admit, I lol
  3. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 6:21 am
    Yeah pretty much ahaha. Both of them are laughing all the way to the bank.
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    jadedtortois Female 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 6:23 am
    Haha, thats cute. :D
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    Hemtroll Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 6:34 am
    That was pretty good
  6. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 6:34 am
    I totally laughed out loud on the last joke. And those facial expressions are magically priceless.

    Awesome, this is
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    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 6:38 am
    lol... I hate those rich bastards :P
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    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    May 18, 2010 at 6:45 am
    I wish I had been there...
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    incubus_inc Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 6:56 am
    This one had me in shambles.
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    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 7:04 am
    A literal LOL from this gal over here!
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    domisgood Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 7:10 am
    those retarded facial expressions would put stephen hawking to shame
  12. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 7:15 am
    hahaha LOL
  13. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    May 18, 2010 at 7:20 am
    Flip what?
  14. Profile photo of CandyClown
    CandyClown Female 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 7:31 am
    Ha! I love this.
  15. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 7:32 am
    Its amazing that just two pictures and the captions makes it so funny hehe
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    LordJaysus Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 7:35 am
    I love this! Though Bill Gates is worth nearly 10 times as much as Steve Jobs.. Steve having a net worth of roughly $5.5Billion.. Bill gates being $53 billion.. Bill could buy Steve about 9 times!
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    Oystah Female 40-49
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    May 18, 2010 at 7:50 am
    LOL. Billions - can`t even imagine.....
  18. Profile photo of xXKaryXx
    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    May 18, 2010 at 7:50 am
    lol love it
  19. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 7:52 am
    haha, nice.
  20. Profile photo of keg74
    keg74 Male 30-39
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    May 18, 2010 at 7:57 am
    Hilarious stuff, especially the coin part.
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    IkeRay Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 8:03 am
    too bad both of them were flat broke and you can`t fault them for being rich, they`re geniuses. Jobs maybe not as much as Gates (gates scored a near perfect score on SATs); but Jobs was definitely a con-man from the start. he convinced a guy 5 years his elder to do ALL the work and split the bonus 50/50. but what do you expect from a guy who said "doing LSD was one of the top 3 best experiences in my life"
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    panth753 Female 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 8:11 am
    lol, nice.
  23. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
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    May 18, 2010 at 8:54 am
    win all around
  24. Profile photo of outdoorMINER
    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 8:57 am

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    ShadowDD13 Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 9:21 am
    lol funny, too true ikeray, they were never flat broke or close to it though, their families werent rich but they were middle class
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    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 10:14 am
    cant stop laughing, this is priceless
  27. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 10:14 am
    Haha, nice one. The laughing expression is way too good. By the way, what did they really talk about, anyone know?
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    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 10:46 am
    "too bad both of them were flat broke and you can`t fault them for being rich, they`re geniuses. Jobs maybe not as much as Gates (gates scored a near perfect score on SATs); but Jobs was definitely a con-man from the start. he convinced a guy 5 years his elder to do ALL the work and split the bonus 50/50. but what do you expect from a guy who said "doing LSD was one of the top 3 best experiences in my life""

    God damn you are stupid. What does LSD have to do with a conman? Try logic.
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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
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    May 18, 2010 at 11:37 am

  30. Profile photo of zilius
    zilius Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 11:42 am
    money cant buy happiness, but it could make a picture of two guys smiling at each other look awesome
  31. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
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    May 18, 2010 at 11:50 am
    That was hilarious ,love the facial expressions .
  32. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    May 18, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    Thats so cool!
  33. Profile photo of appledoc
    appledoc Male 50-59
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    May 18, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    but what do you expect from a guy who said "doing LSD was one of the top 3 best experiences in my life"

    @SPrinkZ... maybe IkeRay was talking about Woz. Try THAT logic... if you`re not too stupid. ;)
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    kinky_afr0 Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    brill
  35. Profile photo of Shahar102
    Shahar102 Female 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    lol
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    awesome.
    Steve Jobs is an a**hole though.
  37. Profile photo of campofclay
    campofclay Male 30-39
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    May 18, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    witty and oh so true; I was there
  38. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
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    May 18, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    i don`t even know anything about steve jobs and i hate him
  39. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    Gates is actually a good person.
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    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    Lol. Nice.

    Coins wtf are those?
  41. Profile photo of dapaperboy
    dapaperboy Male 13-17
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    May 18, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    lol

    i have a feeling that the Steve Jobs and Bill Gates relationship comparable to Magneto and Charles Xavier`s relationship.(with Jobs being Magneto of course)
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    perhapsmaybe Female 18-29
    446 posts
    May 18, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    lol:P
  43. Profile photo of minimullen34
    minimullen34 Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 4:54 pm
    that made me lol alot...their conversations probably do consist of stuff like that...the coins part was my favorite
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    aninred Female 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 4:59 pm
    Body language tells me that Gates wasn`t very comfortable (being around Jobs?) during this...
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    Ryan22158 Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 5:03 pm
    No, instead of coins Jobs would flip an Ipod and Gates would flip a Zune HD.

    :)
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    Blackhart Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    i bet little ole bill feels weird being that close to his old boss lol
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    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 7:16 pm
    :)
  48. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 8:22 pm
    "What does LSD have to do with a conman?"

    try it has to do with the quality of person, idiot. A conman, terrible, a druggie, also terrible, a druggie conman....awfully terrible
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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 8:23 pm
    lol... if they got along perfectly, then i think the universe would implode
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    JGsox33 Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2010 at 10:09 pm
    hahaha. clever.
  51. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    May 18, 2010 at 10:30 pm
    > Ryan22158
    > instead of coins Jobs would flip an Ipod and Gates would flip a Zune HD

    ...and the iPod would come up "Please enter your credit card details at the Apple Store to obtain this DRM-protected toss result" and the Zune would come up "Unhandled Exception Error, Reformatting Device."
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    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    May 18, 2010 at 11:19 pm
    zunes are so much better..microsoft isnt restricting people to buying itunes only so i guess more people are going to learn that.
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    Canowyrms Male 18-29
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    May 19, 2010 at 12:13 am
    "...and the iPod would come up "Please enter your credit card details at the Apple Store to obtain this DRM-protected toss result" and the Zune would come up "Unhandled Exception Error, Reformatting Device.""

    That made my day
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    moscoworbust Male 18-29
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    May 19, 2010 at 12:13 am
    i frickin love that
  55. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
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    May 19, 2010 at 1:14 am
    "@SPrinkZ... maybe IkeRay was talking about Woz. Try THAT logic... if you`re not too stupid. ;)"

    No matter who it is directed at, the meaning is still clearly contrived from the notion people who do LSD are not clear-headed enough to handle rational thoughts. We all know that the people who discovered the structure of DNA used LSD to assist them. Even without that anecdotal evidence, there really is no evidence that it decreases or alters your cognitive functions outside of the trip itself.
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    jamesuyt Male 13-17
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    May 19, 2010 at 3:05 am
    I`m sorry guys, I really couldn`t help myself. Can`t tell me that you don`t see what I`m getting at here...
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    hatface Male 18-29
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    May 19, 2010 at 4:41 am
    Well that right there is WIN
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    mvangild Male 30-39
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    May 19, 2010 at 9:18 am
    Ack! Who to kill first???

    @jamesuyt: The power to blow up a planet is insignificant next to the power of the iPhone. :)
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    Tobunshi Male 18-29
    678 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 9:19 am
    jamesuyt, stick to grade school.
  60. Profile photo of DavioMagnifi
    DavioMagnifi Male 13-17
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    May 19, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    hahaha jamesuyt, that WAS hilarious
  61. Profile photo of EvilGrouse
    EvilGrouse Male 30-39
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    May 19, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    How I loathe the filthy rich. Let me count the ways.
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    fishgul69 Female 18-29
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    May 19, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    people seem to forget that when they were both young they used to work together. they split up when they had different ideas about the future of (their) computers.
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    SomeShoes Male 13-17
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    May 19, 2010 at 5:35 pm
    lol, i use those kind of jokes on my rich friend to piss her off
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    May 19, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    i lol`d...a lot
  65. Profile photo of TokenBabe
    TokenBabe Female 30-39
    533 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 8:05 pm
    THAT was the funniest thing on IAB in a very long time. Made me chuckle out loud. Niiice. :)
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    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 12:11 am
    "they split up when they had different ideas about the future of (their) computers."

    Hm, look how things turned out... Both produce similar products, for similar prices, basically the only difference is that Microsoft has a waaaay higher profit margin, and has been making the massive profit more consistenly for longer.
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    sjaakwortel Male 18-29
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    May 20, 2010 at 2:36 am
    Microsoft is differnt from apple at the bussiness market, thats were microsoft makes it profit. Apple only makes customer stuff. while microsoft supply`s who hostpitals and corparations with servers and stuff.
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    anyer Female 13-17
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    May 20, 2010 at 11:15 am
    i lol`d
    that was great
  69. Profile photo of trekspoon
    trekspoon Male 18-29
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    May 20, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    the coin one was the best lol
  70. Profile photo of jamesuyt
    jamesuyt Male 13-17
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    May 21, 2010 at 1:50 am
    @mvangild: I hear there`s actually an app for that, so..

    @Tobunshi: Sure. Whatever. At least I can openly and kindly accept that I don`t like something without trash talk.

    @DavioMagnifi: Thank you :)
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    emilbus20 Male 30-39
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    May 21, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    hahahahaha. Man these guys are loaded. Jobs is redic! Apple is a powerhouse. Ever go into an apple store.Always packed and people just walking out with $1000`s of stuff in there hands. IPAD Rocks btw ;-)
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    Supersyko Male 18-29
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    May 21, 2010 at 7:04 pm
    Lmfao
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    iKit5 Female 13-17
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    May 23, 2010 at 10:25 am
    Every joke was funny. I like this post. XD

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