The Day Steve Jobs And Bill Gates Met [Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

I-A-B Fact: This is the exact conversations they had that day... and it was awesome.
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Female 355
Every joke was funny. I like this post. XD
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Male 312
Lmfao
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Male 6
hahahahaha. Man these guys are loaded. Jobs is redic! Apple is a powerhouse. Ever go into an apple store.Always packed and people just walking out with $1000`s of stuff in there hands. IPAD Rocks btw ;-)
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Male 680
@mvangild: I hear there`s actually an app for that, so..

@Tobunshi: Sure. Whatever. At least I can openly and kindly accept that I don`t like something without trash talk.

@DavioMagnifi: Thank you :)
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Male 12
the coin one was the best lol
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Female 150
i lol`d
that was great
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Male 358
Microsoft is differnt from apple at the bussiness market, thats were microsoft makes it profit. Apple only makes customer stuff. while microsoft supply`s who hostpitals and corparations with servers and stuff.
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Male 703
"they split up when they had different ideas about the future of (their) computers."

Hm, look how things turned out... Both produce similar products, for similar prices, basically the only difference is that Microsoft has a waaaay higher profit margin, and has been making the massive profit more consistenly for longer.
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Female 533
THAT was the funniest thing on IAB in a very long time. Made me chuckle out loud. Niiice. :)
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Male 3,915
i lol`d...a lot
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Male 2,056
lol, i use those kind of jokes on my rich friend to piss her off
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Female 914
people seem to forget that when they were both young they used to work together. they split up when they had different ideas about the future of (their) computers.
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Male 454
How I loathe the filthy rich. Let me count the ways.
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Male 599
hahaha jamesuyt, that WAS hilarious
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Male 678
jamesuyt, stick to grade school.
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Male 527
Ack! Who to kill first???

@jamesuyt: The power to blow up a planet is insignificant next to the power of the iPhone. :)
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Male 605
Well that right there is WIN
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Male 680
I`m sorry guys, I really couldn`t help myself. Can`t tell me that you don`t see what I`m getting at here...
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Male 2,309
"@SPrinkZ... maybe IkeRay was talking about Woz. Try THAT logic... if you`re not too stupid. ;)"

No matter who it is directed at, the meaning is still clearly contrived from the notion people who do LSD are not clear-headed enough to handle rational thoughts. We all know that the people who discovered the structure of DNA used LSD to assist them. Even without that anecdotal evidence, there really is no evidence that it decreases or alters your cognitive functions outside of the trip itself.
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Male 159
i frickin love that
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Male 22
"...and the iPod would come up "Please enter your credit card details at the Apple Store to obtain this DRM-protected toss result" and the Zune would come up "Unhandled Exception Error, Reformatting Device.""

That made my day
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Female 654
zunes are so much better..microsoft isnt restricting people to buying itunes only so i guess more people are going to learn that.
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Male 8,300
> Ryan22158
> instead of coins Jobs would flip an Ipod and Gates would flip a Zune HD

...and the iPod would come up "Please enter your credit card details at the Apple Store to obtain this DRM-protected toss result" and the Zune would come up "Unhandled Exception Error, Reformatting Device."
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Male 47
hahaha. clever.
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Male 2,748
lol... if they got along perfectly, then i think the universe would implode
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Male 2,703
"What does LSD have to do with a conman?"

try it has to do with the quality of person, idiot. A conman, terrible, a druggie, also terrible, a druggie conman....awfully terrible
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Female 1,172
:)
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Male 10
i bet little ole bill feels weird being that close to his old boss lol
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Male 418
No, instead of coins Jobs would flip an Ipod and Gates would flip a Zune HD.

:)
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Female 113
Body language tells me that Gates wasn`t very comfortable (being around Jobs?) during this...
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Male 179
that made me lol alot...their conversations probably do consist of stuff like that...the coins part was my favorite
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Female 446
lol:P
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Male 214
lol

i have a feeling that the Steve Jobs and Bill Gates relationship comparable to Magneto and Charles Xavier`s relationship.(with Jobs being Magneto of course)
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Female 2,352
Lol. Nice.

Coins wtf are those?
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Male 10,440
Gates is actually a good person.
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Male 699
i don`t even know anything about steve jobs and i hate him
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Male 177
witty and oh so true; I was there
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Male 2,893
awesome.
Steve Jobs is an a**hole though.
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Female 517
lol
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Male 583
brill
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Male 28
but what do you expect from a guy who said "doing LSD was one of the top 3 best experiences in my life"

@SPrinkZ... maybe IkeRay was talking about Woz. Try THAT logic... if you`re not too stupid. ;)
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Male 25,416
Thats so cool!
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Female 864
That was hilarious ,love the facial expressions .
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Male 64
money cant buy happiness, but it could make a picture of two guys smiling at each other look awesome
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Female 8,043

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Male 2,309
"too bad both of them were flat broke and you can`t fault them for being rich, they`re geniuses. Jobs maybe not as much as Gates (gates scored a near perfect score on SATs); but Jobs was definitely a con-man from the start. he convinced a guy 5 years his elder to do ALL the work and split the bonus 50/50. but what do you expect from a guy who said "doing LSD was one of the top 3 best experiences in my life""

God damn you are stupid. What does LSD have to do with a conman? Try logic.
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Male 1,351
Haha, nice one. The laughing expression is way too good. By the way, what did they really talk about, anyone know?
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Male 794
cant stop laughing, this is priceless
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Male 260
lol funny, too true ikeray, they were never flat broke or close to it though, their families werent rich but they were middle class
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Female 934

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Female 2,509
win all around
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Female 9,572
lol, nice.
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Male 2,703
too bad both of them were flat broke and you can`t fault them for being rich, they`re geniuses. Jobs maybe not as much as Gates (gates scored a near perfect score on SATs); but Jobs was definitely a con-man from the start. he convinced a guy 5 years his elder to do ALL the work and split the bonus 50/50. but what do you expect from a guy who said "doing LSD was one of the top 3 best experiences in my life"
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Male 410
Hilarious stuff, especially the coin part.
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Male 5,314
haha, nice.
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Female 635
lol love it
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Female 4,039
LOL. Billions - can`t even imagine.....
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Male 2
I love this! Though Bill Gates is worth nearly 10 times as much as Steve Jobs.. Steve having a net worth of roughly $5.5Billion.. Bill gates being $53 billion.. Bill could buy Steve about 9 times!
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Male 15,510
Its amazing that just two pictures and the captions makes it so funny hehe
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Female 305
Ha! I love this.
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Male 4,807
Flip what?
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Male 2,516
hahaha LOL
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Male 4,867
those retarded facial expressions would put stephen hawking to shame
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Female 934
A literal LOL from this gal over here!
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Male 977
This one had me in shambles.
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Female 1,001
I wish I had been there...
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Male 1,598
lol... I hate those rich bastards :P
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Male 4,012
I totally laughed out loud on the last joke. And those facial expressions are magically priceless.

Awesome, this is
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Male 363
That was pretty good
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Female 779
Haha, thats cute. :D
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Female 3,574
Yeah pretty much ahaha. Both of them are laughing all the way to the bank.
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Male 440
That was lame, but I admit, I lol
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Male 20,911
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