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Date: 05/02/10 10:02 AM

66 Responses to The Better Marriage Blanket Made For Couples

  1. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 8:23 am
    Link: The Better Marriage Blanket Made For Couples - Silent and deadly Dutch Ovens no more...
  2. Profile photo of whipsmart
    whipsmart Female 18-29
    665 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 10:08 am
    Sleeping in farts. Lovely.
  3. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 10:08 am
    Farts: Number one cause of divorce in America
  4. Profile photo of wowthissucks
    wowthissucks Male 30-39
    305 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 10:09 am
    If you can`t, "Dutch Oven" your partner, what`s the point?
  5. Profile photo of carsrule1
    carsrule1 Male 13-17
    14 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 10:09 am
    ha is this real!?
  6. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 10:10 am
    How long will the carbon fibre absorb farts? And won`t it start smelling after a while?
  7. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 10:18 am
    ... so after a year or so, you`re sleeping under a layer of fart-essence?
  8. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 10:27 am
    I just can`t believe somewhere out there someone is making money off of this.
  9. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 10:28 am
    haha "makes a great anniversary gift"
  10. Profile photo of smokymcganja
    smokymcganja Male 18-29
    47 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 10:28 am
    3 payments of 40 bucks? Pssshhhhh.
  11. Profile photo of Tommasso1618
    Tommasso1618 Male 13-17
    202 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 10:33 am
    I cant tell...is this a parody or is it real?


    Also...after so long, you would basically have a blanket that is 99% farts...... wow.....
  12. Profile photo of sheaton319
    sheaton319 Male 18-29
    560 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 10:46 am
    same stuff as gas masks, wow
  13. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 10:49 am
    Or just you know... not fart?
  14. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 11:00 am
    was that real
  15. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 11:04 am
    lol what?

    Honestly, if you can`t even deal with your partner`s occasional gas, I think your marriage has a bigger problem.
  16. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 11:05 am
    @pui

    ding ding ding, we have a winner.
  17. Profile photo of Zepher
    Zepher Female 18-29
    414 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 11:15 am
    i could have used that for one of my ex`s his gas was so bad that even covering my nose, or breathing through a pillow it was bad...
  18. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 11:59 am
    How is there love when you can`t stand each other`s farts?
  19. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 11:59 am
    `The same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons."

    Ahahahaha!!
  20. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    Eh this wouldn`t work for me, my bf just skips the dutch oven part and tries to fart directly on me :-/
  21. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7618 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    Does this work? Where can I buy one? Because I can`t continue sleeping in a gas mask, it`s affecting the children.
  22. Profile photo of Finwicket
    Finwicket Male 18-29
    371 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    LETS EAT MEXICAN!
  23. Profile photo of mvangild
    mvangild Male 30-39
    527 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    The fabric used to protect against chemical weapons. That sells it right there, folks. FTW! :)
  24. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    Same as the military for chemical weapons huh?
    So if I use this blanket in a chem fight I`ll live? :P
  25. Profile photo of tainteddeity
    tainteddeity Male 18-29
    848 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    I like that it`s the man who does the bad farts and the woman who is disgusted. Way to go, pooty company.
  26. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    So... If I get this, she can eat all garlic covered salad she wants I don`t have to sleep in my office. Hmm...

  27. Profile photo of aradia670
    aradia670 Female 18-29
    35 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    its a fart blanket. i dont think i wanna sleep in something that traps flatulence. lol
  28. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    If your gas is at the level that you need a anti-chemical warfare blanket....WOW, time to change the diet.
  29. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    I hate to say it but this looks real.
  30. Profile photo of Wellzee
    Wellzee Male 18-29
    126 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    If you`re that concern about your spouse`s flatulence, you need to be dumped
  31. Profile photo of Dragonlord
    Dragonlord Male 18-29
    734 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    Wait, is this for real? WTF?
  32. Profile photo of Kougaiji
    Kougaiji Male 18-29
    604 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    $120+tax+shipping?!!! WTF
  33. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 2:36 pm
    Lets test it out!
  34. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    "If you`re that concern about your spouse`s flatulence, you need to be dumped"
    So, I take it that you are the sort that gets off on flatulence porn.
    That or you hadn`t considered that someone may want to try $120 blanket BEFORE a $250,000 divorce becomes a question.


  35. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    CodeJockey, it`s retarded to get a divorce over farts.
  36. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    Which is why I have a futon bench in my office. It`s firmer than my bed anyway. She just come and sleeps in my office... and farts it up sometimes.

    She`s just so cute... while killing our house plants...
  37. Profile photo of Isseepy
    Isseepy Female 18-29
    160 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    I know this is weird, but I actually enjoy the smell of flatulence.
  38. Profile photo of K3vin
    K3vin Male 18-29
    487 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 3:37 pm
    why not just make a butt plug filled with the activated carcoal? lol.
  39. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    $120!? lol... how about just use two separate blankets?
  40. Profile photo of Kalimata
    Kalimata Male 30-39
    661 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    You know when you run into something that you think is a joke, but it`s just too well done to tell?
  41. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 4:23 pm
    ... this is real. lol
  42. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    > Isseepy
    > I know this is weird, but I actually enjoy the smell of flatulence.

    You`d LOVE my grandpa then.
  43. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    stink sponge... that you sleep in. that doesnt sound like a bad idea
  44. Profile photo of wko
    wko Male 18-29
    554 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 5:42 pm
    lolol i m gonna need one if i get married, my SBD`s are really Deadly xD
  45. Profile photo of bizzarmind
    bizzarmind Male 18-29
    390 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    120 bucks....screw that, i`ll just sleep in a gas mask
  46. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 6:00 pm
    > bizzarmind
    > screw that, i`ll just sleep in a gas mask

    Yeah why not? I hear Davy`s missus makes him wear a paper bag over his head in bed.
  47. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 6:14 pm
    That`s actually real? I`m about to cry out of sheer disbelief and the realization that stupid things like this actually exist...
  48. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 6:23 pm
    "...the realization that stupid things like this actually exist..."
    This isn`t stupid.

    Somewhere, there is a place where women go to get jewelry placed where their vaginal hair used to be.
    That place is down the street from a place where a person can have their anus bleached.

    Compared to those two places, this is just practical.
  49. Profile photo of CallofKtulu
    CallofKtulu Male 18-29
    245 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 6:55 pm
    "Compared to those two places, this is just practical."

    That depends entirely on what your profession is.
  50. Profile photo of SaltyVarnish
    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
    678 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 7:25 pm
    oh come on everybody like s there own brand!!
  51. Profile photo of Black_August
    Black_August Male 18-29
    35 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 9:07 pm
    Protects against chemical weapons...bit much?
  52. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 9:25 pm
    We are stinky, disgusting, filthy animals.
  53. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 9:30 pm
    Can also be used when Al Quida decides to use chemical warefare!!! stay comfy while NOT breating in harmful gasses!!
  54. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 10:08 pm
    If your gas is at the level that you need a anti-chemical warfare blanket....WOW, time to change the diet.

    Agreed. Maybe time to see a doctor too, just in case.
  55. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 10:10 pm
    i don`t see what the problem is. My farts smell nice and sweet.
  56. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 11:14 pm
    Nah i dont think its real. Sure cracks me up, though. :-)
  57. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 11:58 pm
    "My farts smell nice and sweet. "

    You seem to be single. Get used to that...
  58. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 12:03 am
    I would love to not see how that blanket, if real, would be like after a few years of use.
  59. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 12:42 am
    > OldOllie
    > My farts smell nice and sweet

    My missus went to the Doc and said "You`ll never guess what the problem is Doc... flatulence. Farting. I do it ALL the time. In fact, I`ve done about 10 since I walked into your office. Just lucky for me they don`t make any sound, and don`t smell!"

    The doc said "Here`s a referral to the Hearing specialist, and here`s one to the Nose specialist. Get those sorted out then we`ll deal with the flatulence."
  60. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 3:42 am
    So farting is a health issue?
    Bull hunky, its a natural bodily function.
    And hilarious!
  61. Profile photo of SephirothA83
    SephirothA83 Male 18-29
    955 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 9:06 am
    I love how all tv products are used by the military or some poo
  62. Profile photo of BADOLDOG
    BADOLDOG Female 40-49
    108 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 5:02 pm
    no more Dutch ovens!!
  63. Profile photo of charliew07
    charliew07 Male 13-17
    143 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 6:38 pm
    Great gift my ass! I know that a girl would slap you if you tried to give that to her!
  64. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 11:00 pm
    Liohhart, that`s one of my favorite jokes, only I tell a longer version. It`s an old lady going in for a checkup, and she tells the Dr. about her silent, odorless flatulence. He gives her a prescription for some pills and tells her to come back in a week.

    Next week she`s livid. "My gas is still silent, but the smell is HORRID! What are you going to do about it"

    "Well," he replies, "Now that we`ve got your sinuses cleared up, I`m sending you downstairs for a hearing aid."
  65. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 12:03 am
    Farmer Jones used to make his wife smell his farts every night when they went to bed. One night Mrs. Jones told her husband after his usual farts. "You know one day your guts are going to come out from all this farting" Replied Mr. Jones "sure honey what ever"! In the early morning before daylight Mrs. Jones woke with an idea. She went to the fridge and took the innards out from the thawed chicken and boiled them. Then she snuck back to the bed and laid the guts beside his butt. She went back to the kitchen to make breakfast. A bit later there was a large scream! She laughed and snickered and walked to the bedroom and asked "Anything wrong dear"? Mr. Jones was sobbing and said "I`m so sorry honey". "You were right my guts did come out, but with God`s help and theses two fingers I managed to push them back in again"!
  66. Profile photo of PaganMomBlog
    PaganMomBlog Female 30-39
    48 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    Don`t tell my hubs! He would buy this so I couldn`t dutch oven him again!

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