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Date: 05/19/10 07:32 AM

46 Responses to The Bee Vs. The Spider: Battle Royale!

  1. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
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    May 17, 2010 at 8:58 pm
    Link: The Bee Vs. The Spider: Battle Royale! - It`s the I-A-B Animal Fight Championship--a fight to the end. Anyone else find the narrator sounds a lot like Stan Lee?
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    May 19, 2010 at 7:39 am
    There was no battle in here, just a massacre. The Bee never had a chance
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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
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    May 19, 2010 at 8:02 am
    Eek..someone hand me a boot on a stick.
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    WVUMurse Male 18-29
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    May 19, 2010 at 8:18 am
    i think this sounds more like adam carolla. not so much stan lee.
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    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
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    May 19, 2010 at 8:18 am
    One-sided fight, all the way.
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    MrsPoods Female 18-29
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    May 19, 2010 at 8:33 am
    I like the ninja music @ 1:26
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    2and2equals5 Male 18-29
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    May 19, 2010 at 8:34 am
    Damn nature, you scary!
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    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
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    May 19, 2010 at 8:34 am
    Sounds nothing like Stan Lee.

    I`m not attacking America when I say this, but I hate American narration on documentaries like this. Everything seems to be needlessly over-dramatised to make it exciting, you can`t beat David Attenborough for nature programmes.
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    May 19, 2010 at 8:39 am
    Can a bee, be said to be an entire bee when half the bee is not a bee, you see?
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    BRITATTACK Female 13-17
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    May 19, 2010 at 8:48 am
    HAHAHA!!!!
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    May 19, 2010 at 9:13 am
    @slab:

    While I respect Attenborough and think he is the best, I have to quote something he said from a doc a few years ago after you saying that.

    "My gosh. Look how it sleeps. It`s in heaven!"

    The animal? A lion.
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    belunan Male 30-39
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    May 19, 2010 at 9:14 am
    Holy poo! Someone tell National Geographic I really could`ve done without the nightmare fuel of those big drating hairy spider eyes when I opened the page.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    May 19, 2010 at 9:15 am
    did anyone else lift their feet up off the ground when they watched this?
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    May 19, 2010 at 9:17 am
    slab-of-rage: I agree, it`s like you can`t keep anyone interested without talking to them like 5-year-olds.
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
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    May 19, 2010 at 9:23 am
    Goddamn I hate spiders. And you gotta love the happy music once the spider kills the bee. I was expecting the spider to walk into the front door of his house and say "Honey, I`m home! And I brought dinner!"

    slab-of-rage, I don`t remember Sigourney Weaver being overly dramatic when she narrated "Planet Earth" for American audiences. Just sayin`.
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    RecycleElf Male 18-29
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    May 19, 2010 at 9:29 am
    I. HATE. SPIDERS.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    May 19, 2010 at 9:56 am
    @pooptart:

    OMG we agree on something.

    I kinda of liked how she sounded like a freaking robot, and ruined the show.

    Why did they overdub Attenborough?
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    May 19, 2010 at 10:06 am
    Imagine how much better this would`ve been if Samuel L. Jackson had narrated it...?
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    Kleidermotte Male 18-29
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    May 19, 2010 at 10:09 am
    Hahahahaha :D "Look out bee_hind you!"
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    Reganom Male 18-29
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    May 19, 2010 at 10:31 am
    I would have preferred David Attenborough for this by far.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    May 19, 2010 at 10:47 am
    Why is a Spider/Bee battle to the death for our entertainment okay but 2 dogs fighting is "immoral"?
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    Oscola Male 18-29
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    May 19, 2010 at 11:01 am
    All this shows is how annoying American narrators make even nature tacky. Yikes? stfu.
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    NinjaB0b Male 18-29
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    May 19, 2010 at 11:09 am
    @opiebreath: true true.

    also what was up with the music at the end? like a saturday cartoon but with a bee/spider slasher film
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    shaboinkin Male 18-29
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    May 19, 2010 at 11:12 am
    @Gerry1of1

    I think the training of a dog to fight another for entertainment and money is the immoral part of it.
    Dogs have intelligence that a bee or spider doesnt?
    We can`t see emotions in a spider or bee, but we can see them in a dog
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    Salted_Eggs Male 18-29
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    May 19, 2010 at 11:15 am
    Am I the only one who imagined Pee Wee Herman as the voice instead of this guy? Sheesh.
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    Spider_sol Male 18-29
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    May 19, 2010 at 11:34 am
    That wasn`t close to Stan Lee`s voice, true believers.

    And Gerry, the spider isn`t attacking the bee because he was trained to fight, he`s hunting for food to live.
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    Batmanners Male 18-29
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    May 19, 2010 at 11:42 am
    "All this shows is how annoying American narrators make even nature tacky. Yikes? stfu."

    Oddly enough, the narrator sounds A LOT like Stan Lee.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    May 19, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    Spider man spider man!
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    qquuaacckk Male 18-29
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    May 19, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    thank god its not oprah narrating
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    Piepig Male 13-17
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    May 19, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    It was looking into the bee`s soul...
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
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    May 19, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    OH MY GOD that was everything that i find terrifying. that spider wasn`t looking into the bee`s soul. it was staring into MINE. i won`t sleep for weeks.
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    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
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    May 19, 2010 at 3:55 pm
    That was awful narrating. I miss Lorne Greene`s new wilderness
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    fishgul69 Female 18-29
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    May 19, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    a. I agree that thank god oprah was not narrating.
    b. that was the most drated up music for a nature kill.
    c. I hate spiders, that is all.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    May 19, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    Yeah, I agree with the previous posters, Oprah`s narrating killed Discovery Channel`s latest nature series.
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    ElMustache Male 18-29
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    May 19, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    Insect mouths creep me out.
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    buttsdowhat Female 18-29
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    May 19, 2010 at 6:41 pm
    Great. Now I have that creepy crawly feeling all over my body. -_-
  37. Profile photo of josher8
    josher8 Male 18-29
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    May 19, 2010 at 6:44 pm
    if i was that spider i would say to the bee "Look into my eyes while i masterbate!"
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    Ruswut Male 18-29
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    May 19, 2010 at 7:42 pm
    @buttsdowhat

    ditto...
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
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    May 20, 2010 at 2:21 am
    And then the camera crew whipped out an aerasol can and a lighter and had a good ol` fashioned insect killing spree. Yay camera crew!
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    r3tr0r0ck3r Male 18-29
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    May 20, 2010 at 2:38 am
    That wasn`t really a battle. Spider pwns Bee- end of.
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    britt566 Female 18-29
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    May 20, 2010 at 3:17 am
    "taha...yikes!"

    wow that was bad.
  42. Profile photo of GemGeRoo
    GemGeRoo Female 18-29
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    May 20, 2010 at 3:59 am
    i hate bee`s and spiders. awful awful video :(
  43. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
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    May 20, 2010 at 5:26 am
    Thats pretty big for a jumping spider. Most of the ones we get over here (UK) are less than 5mm in size. Cute. They often swivel their heads up to check out an observer.

    Crab spiders are more impressive in that they`ll ambush much bigger prey.

    The real battle royal is wasp vs spider. Big parasitic wasp pwns tarantula as a living foodstore for baby wasps...
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    OmgZelda Female 18-29
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    May 20, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    Bugs are gross. :(
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    redbullvodka Female 13-17
    28 posts
    May 20, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    lame

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