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75 Responses to Spot The Company IT Guy [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 2:25 am
    Link: Spot The Company IT Guy - One of these things is not like the other ones...
  2. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 10:10 am
    Ehhh, he`s the only person with a normal looking last name. McQuillan? Vranic? Saysouthinh?
  3. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 10:10 am
    SallyAnne McQuillan? right? or just too damn many syllables.
  4. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 10:12 am
    LMAO. That`s totally me.
  5. Profile photo of socca_dude
    socca_dude Male 18-29
    58 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 10:13 am
    I checked their website. And yes, its true.
  6. Profile photo of thephoenix27
    thephoenix27 Male 18-29
    47 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 10:13 am
    Surprisingly, this is real Here
  7. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 10:14 am
    Well, well...do we have some nookie going on between Robert and Sharon in the copy room? And for you Paul, you must be my IT`s guy twin. Why do they all look like that?
  8. Profile photo of mcfudge
    mcfudge Male 18-29
    537 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 10:17 am
    That is so photoshopped its not even funny.
  9. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 10:19 am
    Lulz.
  10. Profile photo of router52000
    router52000 Male 18-29
    613 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 10:20 am
    HAha...classic!
  11. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 10:26 am
    "That is so photoshopped its not even funny."

    I screencapped it myself, nuckinfutz.
  12. Profile photo of RexBanner
    RexBanner Male 18-29
    18 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 10:29 am
    mcfudge, suck on thephoenix
  13. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 10:32 am
    JEEEEBUS!!!
  14. Profile photo of bouncy23
    bouncy23 Male 18-29
    15 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 10:41 am
    To all you non-believers, before you call "shopped", a quick googling is often beneficial. He`s for real, yo!

    Employee Profile
  15. Profile photo of Lixa123
    Lixa123 Female 18-29
    579 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 10:48 am
    Well, it`s totally not photoshopped.

    :D Pfff. Epic.
  16. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 10:50 am
    lol! Damn hippies.
  17. Profile photo of Sonsglow
    Sonsglow Male 18-29
    201 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 10:51 am
    lol that`s funny. IT people do tend to be kind of unique. Rather be unique than a suited clone, though.
  18. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 10:57 am
    Probably smarter than the other 7 put together. Probably had it up to HERE with the fake plastic executards, their lofty sense of entitlement, their positions in life garnered off their parent`s money.
  19. Profile photo of JNAtheDUDE
    JNAtheDUDE Male 13-17
    203 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 11:00 am
    Holy crap, it`s real. D:
  20. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1003 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 11:16 am
    "Woah guys.. There`s definitely a hobo on one of our computers - who left the door unlocked last night? Well, I guess we`ve gotta throw him out and wash the chair he was sitti.. sweet Jesus, he solved the Belkins dilemma! Sir, how would you like a hot shower and a nice meal?"
  21. Profile photo of Blandino123
    Blandino123 Male 13-17
    88 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 11:21 am
    so thats what an IT looks like ? yey !
  22. Profile photo of addler
    addler Male 13-17
    778 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 11:24 am
    "Probably smarter than the other 7 put together. Probably had it up to HERE with the fake plastic executards, their lofty sense of entitlement, their positions in life garnered off their parent`s money."

    orrr he could be the standard omega male nut case with a knack for information technology
  23. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 11:28 am
    And FWIW, I guarantee you that if you asked 100 people to pick one of those people to hang out with, 99 of them would say Mr. Van. He`s probably cool as sh*t AND extremely intelligent. F*ck the others...
  24. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2128 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 11:31 am
    Another photo of him.

    >.>
    <.<
  25. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    Whoa Nelly!
  26. Profile photo of DrunkStepdad
    DrunkStepdad Male 40-49
    206 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    Paul looks after the computers and information flow in the office and has been with Deans Property since 1988.
  27. Profile photo of Synner23
    Synner23 Female 18-29
    4 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    Bwhaha. Nice.
  28. Profile photo of drips
    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    Charlie Manson is their IT guy? Scary.
  29. Profile photo of lllBorislll
    lllBorislll Male 18-29
    443 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    LOL so is it the same kinda guy when I call the cell company?
  30. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    grammar check, please.
  31. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    No lllBorislll, that person works at your local Dunkin Donuts.
  32. Profile photo of Kalimata
    Kalimata Male 30-39
    661 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 12:55 pm
    That is awesome
  33. Profile photo of janus_games
    janus_games Male 18-29
    294 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    OF COURSE THIS PHOTO IS REAL. It`s only been recently (and only with the younger kids) that I.T. people have started playing the "corporate look" game.

    There`s definitely a culture of not playing dress up and deciding to eschew the company look aesthetic especially among the administrator and sometimes the programmers (though less often, and they`re usually older programmers, like unix system programmers or cobol programmers).

    The administrators are moving hardware, having to pull up floor panels or run cable so there`s a chance that at the end of the day you could look pretty filthy. You`re support, and never going to be in front of the people who come in to buy things. Programmers get away with it both for the customer reason, and that it`s a creative job as well as an engineering one.

    You don`t have to look corporate to get paid well, so why look corporate? There`s a lot more room for personal expression which many jobs don`t have.

  34. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    Erm, yeah.

    As a computer science nerd, I can confirm that many of us look like that. Look up "Unix Beard" on google. That term exists for a reason.
  35. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1359 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    why is jesus working in IT?
  36. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    He looks like a serial killer
  37. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    LOL so is it the same kinda guy when I call the cell company?

    Very unlikely. The first stage of "technical" support is generally conformist because it`s not really a technical job. It`s mostly for filtering out idiot customers and for dealing with very common problems.

    If you get far enough up the tech support chain, up to the genuine experts, then maybe you`ll end up speaking with this kind of person.

    It goes back a while, to when comp sci knowledge was uncommon and thus there was no need to conform. They needed your expertise. You could have a beard an owl could nest in and be dressed in pure weirdness and the only issue would be your expertise.

    It`s less like that nowadays, sadly. Gotta be "professional", i.e. blandly conformist.
  38. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    He looks just like Steve Vai with a full beard!
  39. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 2:45 pm
    "why is jesus working in IT?"

    Carpentry got hit by the recession.
  40. Profile photo of FlyByNight91
    FlyByNight91 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    lol he looks like a cross between Charles Manson and Alan Moore
  41. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    What the hell kind of name is Sallyanne?
  42. Profile photo of BRITATTACK
    BRITATTACK Female 13-17
    198 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    AWW! Does anyone else find this absolutely adorable! Just me, okay.
  43. Profile photo of skine
    skine Male 18-29
    719 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    But I thought IT people were supposed to look like this:



    Damn British television for imposing unrealistic standards on our young, impressionable IT workers!
  44. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 4:59 pm
    haha awesome
  45. Profile photo of ZacWasHere
    ZacWasHere Male 18-29
    101 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 5:04 pm
    @skine
    Yeah, that`s because the IT Crowd is based on British IT people :P
  46. Profile photo of the_phantom
    the_phantom Male 18-29
    510 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 6:53 pm
    D: ZOMG CHARLES MANSON GOT OUT
  47. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 7:30 pm
    Paul`s been with the company since 1988. Perhaps he started his beard his first day...
  48. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 9:20 pm
    hmmm, what does IT stand for... :D
  49. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 9:34 pm
    I can`t tell where the beard ends and the hair begins. .

    @Skine LOL Love that show.
  50. Profile photo of rbt_food
    rbt_food Male 18-29
    322 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 10:20 pm
    its manny from wild boys!
  51. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 11:09 pm
    looks like the stoner dude from that 70`s show. leo? leon? i forget.
  52. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 11:28 pm
    Boe Saysomething
  53. Profile photo of GParadox
    GParadox Female 18-29
    737 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 12:35 am
    I know... I know...

    Real Estate made so easy, a caveman can sell it.
  54. Profile photo of tchaiky
    tchaiky Female 18-29
    227 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 2:27 am
    bahahahaha
  55. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 3:16 am
    "Dude, like, the house isn`t showing in the listing cause its floating up in the sky with all the fluffy walruses and diamonds man... I`ll fix it as soon as the Universe thinks its the right time, dig?"
  56. Profile photo of KRAYZEEGIRL
    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
    447 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 3:33 am
    The cheif financial officer looks like she was up all night financing a coke habit
  57. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 4:17 am
    "It`s less like that nowadays, sadly. Gotta be "professional", i.e. blandly conformist."

    There`s always room for a little bit of rebellion:- pointed boots, lurid socks, a single painted fingernail, hidden peircings, etc. etc.

    Punk lives ! (it just wears a suit and has more cash now...)
  58. Profile photo of malinschen
    malinschen Female 18-29
    444 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 4:31 am
    the asian!
  59. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 5:22 am
    i`m going to guess he`s the guy with "IT consultant" under his name.
  60. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 6:43 am
    > Spot The Company IT Guy

    > GuardinGnome
    > i`m going to guess he`s the guy with "IT consultant" under his name

    Haha I totally missed that. Yeah, bit of a giveaway lol. Coming next week: Fancy`s "I`m hiding in the second closet on the left, see if you can find me" competition!
  61. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 7:02 am
    they all look like a-holes apart from van
  62. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 7:21 am
    >>"Dude, like, the house isn`t showing in the listing cause its floating up in the sky with all the fluffy walruses and diamonds man... I`ll fix it as soon as the Universe thinks its the right time, dig?"

    Lulz!
  63. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 7:30 am
    I bet Van drives a van.
  64. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 8:04 am
    It... It`s JESUS!
  65. Profile photo of Lou-Saydus
    Lou-Saydus Male 13-17
    216 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 9:49 am
    paul looks like the only person who looks like they would actually be interesting company.
  66. Profile photo of derf87
    derf87 Male 18-29
    21 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    @Dr Sexy
    they all look like a-holes apart from van

    ZING!
  67. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 5:24 pm
    AWWW NO FAIR!

    I want Saruman to be the IT guy at my job...
  68. Profile photo of necrobitch
    necrobitch Female 18-29
    467 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 6:13 pm
    paul eats sally anne mc quillan out every day for lunch
  69. Profile photo of awsome-guy
    awsome-guy Male 13-17
    151 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 11:16 am
    THE SECOND COMING !!!
  70. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 11:57 am
    man this dude was there at the industrial revolution, good for you grandpa
  71. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    It`s like a homeless wizard!
  72. Profile photo of Lolcats
    Lolcats Male 18-29
    369 posts
    June 5, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    JUSTIN ROSE IS A SPY!

    He`ll turn red any second now...see! No wait thats blood..
  73. Profile photo of cahalla
    cahalla Female 18-29
    961 posts
    June 6, 2010 at 7:09 pm
    LMAO!
  74. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 8:38 pm
    man this dude was there at the industrial revolution, good for you grandpa

    No, he`s only 35. That`s what working in IT does to you.

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