Spot The Company IT Guy [Pic]

Submitted by: peloos12 7 years ago in Funny

One of these things is not like the other ones...
There are 75 comments:
Male 11,739
[quote]man this dude was there at the industrial revolution, good for you grandpa[/quote]

No, he`s only 35. That`s what working in IT does to you.
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Female 961
LMAO!
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Male 368
JUSTIN ROSE IS A SPY!

He`ll turn red any second now...see! No wait thats blood..
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Female 708
It`s like a homeless wizard!
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Male 794
man this dude was there at the industrial revolution, good for you grandpa
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Male 151
THE SECOND COMING !!!
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Female 467
paul eats sally anne mc quillan out every day for lunch
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Male 1,299
AWWW NO FAIR!

I want Saruman to be the IT guy at my job...
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Male 21
@Dr Sexy
they all look like a-holes apart from van

ZING!
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Male 216
paul looks like the only person who looks like they would actually be interesting company.
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Male 4,593
It... It`s JESUS!
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Male 6,693
I bet Van drives a van.
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Male 5,194
>>"Dude, like, the house isn`t showing in the listing cause its floating up in the sky with all the fluffy walruses and diamonds man... I`ll fix it as soon as the Universe thinks its the right time, dig?"

Lulz!
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Male 1,596
they all look like a-holes apart from van
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Male 8,300
> Spot The Company IT Guy [Pic]

> GuardinGnome
> i`m going to guess he`s the guy with "IT consultant" under his name

Haha I totally missed that. Yeah, bit of a giveaway lol. Coming next week: Fancy`s "I`m hiding in the second closet on the left, see if you can find me" competition!
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Male 2,893
i`m going to guess he`s the guy with "IT consultant" under his name.
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Female 444
the asian!
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Male 2,220
"It`s less like that nowadays, sadly. Gotta be "professional", i.e. blandly conformist."

There`s always room for a little bit of rebellion:- pointed boots, lurid socks, a single painted fingernail, hidden peircings, etc. etc.

Punk lives ! (it just wears a suit and has more cash now...)
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Female 447
The cheif financial officer looks like she was up all night financing a coke habit
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Male 8,300
"Dude, like, the house isn`t showing in the listing cause its floating up in the sky with all the fluffy walruses and diamonds man... I`ll fix it as soon as the Universe thinks its the right time, dig?"
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Female 227
bahahahaha
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Female 737
I know... I know...

Real Estate made so easy, a caveman can sell it.
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Male 1,557
Boe Saysomething
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Female 3,828
looks like the stoner dude from that 70`s show. leo? leon? i forget.
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Male 322
its manny from wild boys!
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Female 2,352
I can`t tell where the beard ends and the hair begins. .

@Skine LOL Love that show.
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Male 2,748
hmmm, what does IT stand for... :D
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Male 3,755
Paul`s been with the company since 1988. Perhaps he started his beard his first day...
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Male 510
D: ZOMG CHARLES MANSON GOT OUT
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Male 101
@skine
Yeah, that`s because the IT Crowd is based on British IT people :P
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Male 2,516
haha awesome
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Male 719
But I thought IT people were supposed to look like this:



Damn British television for imposing unrealistic standards on our young, impressionable IT workers!
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Female 198
AWW! Does anyone else find this absolutely adorable! Just me, okay.
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Female 3,562
What the hell kind of name is Sallyanne?
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Male 7
lol he looks like a cross between Charles Manson and Alan Moore
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Male 1,505
"why is jesus working in IT?"

Carpentry got hit by the recession.
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Male 1,764
He looks just like Steve Vai with a full beard!
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Male 12,365
[quote]LOL so is it the same kinda guy when I call the cell company?[/quote]

Very unlikely. The first stage of "technical" support is generally conformist because it`s not really a technical job. It`s mostly for filtering out idiot customers and for dealing with very common problems.

If you get far enough up the tech support chain, up to the genuine experts, then maybe you`ll end up speaking with this kind of person.

It goes back a while, to when comp sci knowledge was uncommon and thus there was no need to conform. They needed your expertise. You could have a beard an owl could nest in and be dressed in pure weirdness and the only issue would be your expertise.

It`s less like that nowadays, sadly. Gotta be "professional", i.e. blandly conformist.
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Male 15,510
He looks like a serial killer
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Male 1,357
why is jesus working in IT?
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Male 4,546
Erm, yeah.

As a computer science nerd, I can confirm that many of us look like that. Look up "Unix Beard" on google. That term exists for a reason.
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Male 294
OF COURSE THIS PHOTO IS REAL. It`s only been recently (and only with the younger kids) that I.T. people have started playing the "corporate look" game.

There`s definitely a culture of not playing dress up and deciding to eschew the company look aesthetic especially among the administrator and sometimes the programmers (though less often, and they`re usually older programmers, like unix system programmers or cobol programmers).

The administrators are moving hardware, having to pull up floor panels or run cable so there`s a chance that at the end of the day you could look pretty filthy. You`re support, and never going to be in front of the people who come in to buy things. Programmers get away with it both for the customer reason, and that it`s a creative job as well as an engineering one.

You don`t have to look corporate to get paid well, so why look corporate? There`s a lot more room for personal expression which many jobs don`t have.

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Male 661
That is awesome
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Male 721
No lllBorislll, that person works at your local Dunkin Donuts.
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Female 1,043
grammar check, please.
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Male 443
LOL so is it the same kinda guy when I call the cell company?
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Male 904
Charlie Manson is their IT guy? Scary.
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Female 4
Bwhaha. Nice.
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Male 206
Paul looks after the computers and information flow in the office and has been with Deans Property since 1988.
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Male 25,416
Whoa Nelly!
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Male 2,125
Another photo of him.

>.>
<.<
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Male 3,819
And FWIW, I guarantee you that if you asked 100 people to pick one of those people to hang out with, 99 of them would say Mr. Van. He`s probably cool as sh*t AND extremely intelligent. F*ck the others...
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Male 776
"Probably smarter than the other 7 put together. Probably had it up to HERE with the fake plastic executards, their lofty sense of entitlement, their positions in life garnered off their parent`s money."

orrr he could be the standard omega male nut case with a knack for information technology
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Male 88
so thats what an IT looks like ? yey !
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Male 1,002
"Woah guys.. There`s definitely a hobo on one of our computers - who left the door unlocked last night? Well, I guess we`ve gotta throw him out and wash the chair he was sitti.. sweet Jesus, he solved the Belkins dilemma! Sir, how would you like a hot shower and a nice meal?"
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Male 5,189
Better then the others I must say.
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Male 203
Holy crap, it`s real. D:
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Male 5,194
Probably smarter than the other 7 put together. Probably had it up to HERE with the fake plastic executards, their lofty sense of entitlement, their positions in life garnered off their parent`s money.
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Male 201
lol that`s funny. IT people do tend to be kind of unique. Rather be unique than a suited clone, though.
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Female 9,572
lol! Damn hippies.
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Female 579
Well, it`s totally not photoshopped.

:D Pfff. Epic.
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Male 15
To all you non-believers, before you call "shopped", a quick googling is often beneficial. He`s for real, yo!

Employee Profile
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Male 4,867
JEEEEBUS!!!
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Male 18
mcfudge, suck on thephoenix
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Male 3,819
"That is so photoshopped its not even funny."

I screencapped it myself, nuckinfutz.
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Male 612
HAha...classic!
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Male 2,690
Lulz.
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Male 537
That is so photoshopped its not even funny.
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Female 3,726
Well, well...do we have some nookie going on between Robert and Sharon in the copy room? And for you Paul, you must be my IT`s guy twin. Why do they all look like that?
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Male 47
Surprisingly, this is real Here
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Male 58
I checked their website. And yes, its true.
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Male 795
LMAO. That`s totally me.
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Male 5,314
SallyAnne McQuillan? right? or just too damn many syllables.
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Male 1,351
Ehhh, he`s the only person with a normal looking last name. McQuillan? Vranic? Saysouthinh?
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Male 3,819
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