Sooty The Stud Guinea Pig [Pic]

Submitted by: trp712 7 years ago in Funny

Sooty, you are our hero.
There are 84 comments:
Male 98
OH, NICE JOB!
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Male 39
Lucky guinea pigs don`t have to pay child support.
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Male 2,690
Get it Sooty!
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Female 646
SOO-TY SOO-TY SOO-TY
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Female 305
yup. i agree. sooty for mascot. i like how it said he slept for 2 days after. ahahaha
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Male 2,893
SOOTY
SOOTY
SOOTY
SOOTY
SOOTY
SOOTY
SOOTY.
hell yeah.
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Male 328
Indeed
"SOOTY FOR IAB MASCOT!"
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Male 774
I motion this motion.

SOOTY for IAB mascot!
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Male 549
i also cast my vote for Sooty as IAB mascot... Fancylad are you listening! the people demand sooty!
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Male 1,297
-SOOTY FOR IAB MASCOT!-

third
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Male 153
@GRadde "-SOOTY FOR IAB MASCOT!-" I second that!
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Female 365
If people can come back as a different creature. I want to be an animal this lucky.
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Male 16
Puts Austin Powers to shame :)
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Female 3,828
awww awesome! you go little dude!
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Male 2,552
-SOOTY FOR IAB MASCOT!-
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Male 41
@Aeladil

But his genetics live on!
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Male 2,748
awww, the little sex fiend is all tuckered out
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Female 513
Seriously, this story is 10 years old. Let it die already. Sooty most likely has.
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Male 519
thats some amazing stamina
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Female 3,598
we`ve got six votes for "SOOTY FOR IAB MASCOT" much better than a lame ole hamster, sooty is the GuineaPimp.
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Female 126
LOL
".... and he slept for two days"
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Male 50
what a pimp
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Male 496
LOL @ hagane
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Male 1,378
43 more rapist guinea pigs!
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Male 967
Soo-Soo-Soo-Soo-Sooty-o, oh-whoah!
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Female 864
Haha ,great story .I love guinea pigs .
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Male 94
Best. Article. Ever.
-votes for mascot-
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Male 456
Child support is gonna be a bitch!
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Female 59
I VOTE SOOTY FOR MASCOT!
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Male 312
*drool*
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Female 3,598
well i guess my vote is fourth, Sooty for Mascot. offical poll. this is serious business here.
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Female 42
I live near there - maybe I`ll get me a mini-Sooty from them!
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Male 197
One more thing... We could replace "pimpin" or any variation of that with "sooted" or "sootying" or something.
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Male 197
TheSharpest... I second that... thank you Sooty... Awww of the day (in a way)
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Female 354
"I vote for Sooty as the official IAB mascot."

I second this.
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Male 1,764
I vote for Sooty as the official IAB mascot.
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Male 25,416
Fast asleep, i think he earned it!
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Female 1,043
damn, sooty.
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Male 594
ROFL I remember this from years ago, and its still as funny now as it was then >< Sooty rocks!
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Female 477
pimp
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Male 931
Dayum!! :D
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Male 343
oxyl, sooty is the guy. wait until fathers day, then congratulate!
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Male 965
I this word gets thrown around a lot these days, but this truly is an epic occurrence.

Sooty, you`re my hero <3
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Male 914
happy mother`s day sooty x 24
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Male 132
GREATEST GUNIEA PIG EVAH!
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Male 38
Do you think he`s at high risk for guinea pig AIDS? I hope he was safe.
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Male 1,129
This is by far... one of the best posts to date..... SOOTY FTW!!!
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Male 18
SOOTY. YOU. ARE. MY. GOD!!!!
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Male 14
hahahaha.....yeah :)
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Male 1,351
Rock on Sooty, Rock on.
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Male 10,440
I can`t compete with this.
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Male 40,752
Next time he escapes they`ll know just where to look! lolz!
But by then it`ll be too late, 43 more `little sooties` on the way :)
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Male 231
I want a Sooty tattoo
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Female 8,052
By day he is a mild mannered herbivore, by night a smooth talking stud muffin!!
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Female 87
lol i think its funny how at the end they tell you how exhausted he was and that he had to sleep for 2 days, i mean what did they expect, anyone wud need that much sleep after a night like that
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Male 4,680
That`s one pimpin` guinea pig right there.

I never, ever thought I would be able to type "pimpin`" and "guinea pig" in the same sentence whilst still making sense.
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Male 161
I love this!!!
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Male 124
oh crap, i live there, i didnt know we had a guinea pig sex pest roaming the streets
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Male 4,867
i love you too ripper
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Male 1,313
PS. Sooty, please go take a poo in domisgood`s mouth. He likes that sort of thing ;o)
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Male 1,313
I`m envious as all hell. I`m wasted, went out to the clubs, and got nothing.. and he.. nailed 24 in one night. Please teach me what you know. So drunk... so drunk.
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Male 4,867
Antonio Cromartie has competition
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Female 1,329
Now that is a good example of Biological Imperative.
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Female 327
Wow...that`s a lot of child support. Envy away.
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Female 188
Sooty`s a PEMP!
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Male 176
that is medium pimpin`.
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Male 371
Now that all those kids are born, he`s gonna try to escape again.
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Male 48
it happened in wales? how did that happen nuthin ever happens here
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Female 3,574
lol that is oddly adorable.
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Male 1,108
Sooty? He should be called Tom Arnold as he`s been through a few pigs in his time too.
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Female 305
Hehee cute picture, and this is actually really funny XD
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Female 21
typical
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Female 474
d`aw that pic is just adorable
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Female 133
@Ryan: No, because A. He isn`t a hamster and B. This wasn`t a story about an abormally long hamster penis. It was about a smooth talkin` Guinea Pig who fulfilled the fantasy of a lot of me.
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Male 2,344
I believe we can now say "Hung like a hamster."

Amirite?
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Female 238
dayumm sooty, get some!
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Male 4,431
"absolutely shattered"...I`ll bet!
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Male 3,482
WOOT! GO guinea pig!

I want this little dude as my wingman!
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Male 52
Sooty, I salute you.
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Male 571
that`s hilarious
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2,840
this is news?
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Male 350
LOL. He slept for two days afterwards. God, I wish I could have something like that happen to me. 24 women? Wow.
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Male 17,511
Talk about makin` bacon. (Yes, I know they aren`t really pigs... It`s a Joke)
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Male 2,238
Link: Sooty The Stud Guinea Pig [Pic] [Rate Link] - Sooty, you are our hero.
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