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Date: 05/08/10 09:02 PM

85 Responses to Sooty The Stud Guinea Pig [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    May 7, 2010 at 10:56 pm
    Link: Sooty The Stud Guinea Pig - Sooty, you are our hero.
  2. Profile photo of Thesphinx
    Thesphinx Male 18-29
    353 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 9:08 pm
    LOL. He slept for two days afterwards. God, I wish I could have something like that happen to me. 24 women? Wow.
  3. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 9:08 pm
    Talk about makin` bacon. (Yes, I know they aren`t really pigs... It`s a Joke)
  4. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 9:14 pm
    this is news?
  5. Profile photo of bridog6996
    bridog6996 Male 18-29
    571 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 9:15 pm
    that`s hilarious
  6. Profile photo of TheGosus
    TheGosus Male 13-17
    52 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 9:48 pm
    Sooty, I salute you.
  7. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 9:56 pm
    WOOT! GO guinea pig!

    I want this little dude as my wingman!
  8. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 10:00 pm
    "absolutely shattered"...I`ll bet!
  9. Profile photo of alley228
    alley228 Female 18-29
    238 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 10:03 pm
    dayumm sooty, get some!
  10. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 10:27 pm
    I believe we can now say "Hung like a hamster."

    Amirite?
  11. Profile photo of Hellioness
    Hellioness Female 18-29
    133 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 10:43 pm
    @Ryan: No, because A. He isn`t a hamster and B. This wasn`t a story about an abormally long hamster penis. It was about a smooth talkin` Guinea Pig who fulfilled the fantasy of a lot of me.
  12. Profile photo of XbigXmommaX
    XbigXmommaX Female 18-29
    474 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 10:46 pm
    d`aw that pic is just adorable
  13. Profile photo of burgundyblu
    burgundyblu Female 30-39
    21 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 11:27 pm
    typical
  14. Profile photo of CandyClown
    CandyClown Female 18-29
    305 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 11:51 pm
    Hehee cute picture, and this is actually really funny XD
  15. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 11:56 pm
    Sooty? He should be called Tom Arnold as he`s been through a few pigs in his time too.
  16. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    May 8, 2010 at 11:58 pm
    lol that is oddly adorable.
  17. Profile photo of QBW
    QBW Male 13-17
    48 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 12:40 am
    it happened in wales? how did that happen nuthin ever happens here
  18. Profile photo of PfulHouse
    PfulHouse Male 30-39
    371 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 12:41 am
    Now that all those kids are born, he`s gonna try to escape again.
  19. Profile photo of banjolegs
    banjolegs Male 30-39
    176 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 1:04 am
    that is medium pimpin`.
  20. Profile photo of jondegi
    jondegi Female 18-29
    188 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 1:32 am
    Sooty`s a PEMP!
  21. Profile photo of Unbreakable
    Unbreakable Female 18-29
    327 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 1:38 am
    Wow...that`s a lot of child support. Envy away.
  22. Profile photo of abby0315
    abby0315 Female 30-39
    1248 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 2:57 am
    Now that is a good example of Biological Imperative.
  23. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 3:41 am
    Antonio Cromartie has competition
  24. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 4:12 am
    I`m envious as all hell. I`m wasted, went out to the clubs, and got nothing.. and he.. nailed 24 in one night. Please teach me what you know. So drunk... so drunk.
  25. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 4:13 am
    PS. Sooty, please go take a poo in domisgood`s mouth. He likes that sort of thing ;o)
  26. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 4:26 am
    i love you too ripper
  27. Profile photo of mangamonkey
    mangamonkey Male 18-29
    124 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 4:51 am
    oh crap, i live there, i didnt know we had a guinea pig sex pest roaming the streets
  28. Profile photo of chillywhack
    chillywhack Male 40-49
    161 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 5:26 am
    I love this!!!
  29. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 5:47 am
    That`s one pimpin` guinea pig right there.

    I never, ever thought I would be able to type "pimpin`" and "guinea pig" in the same sentence whilst still making sense.
  30. Profile photo of izzylovesian
    izzylovesian Female 18-29
    87 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 5:58 am
    lol i think its funny how at the end they tell you how exhausted he was and that he had to sleep for 2 days, i mean what did they expect, anyone wud need that much sleep after a night like that
  31. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7618 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 6:04 am
    By day he is a mild mannered herbivore, by night a smooth talking stud muffin!!
  32. Profile photo of Fleh
    Fleh Male 18-29
    231 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 6:25 am
    I want a Sooty tattoo
  33. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33142 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 6:25 am
    Next time he escapes they`ll know just where to look! lolz!
    But by then it`ll be too late, 43 more `little sooties` on the way :)
  34. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 6:30 am
    I can`t compete with this.
  35. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 6:55 am
    Rock on Sooty, Rock on.
  36. Profile photo of Zorgges
    Zorgges Male 13-17
    14 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 7:17 am
    hahahaha.....yeah :)
  37. Profile photo of RexBanner
    RexBanner Male 18-29
    18 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 7:24 am
    SOOTY. YOU. ARE. MY. GOD!!!!
  38. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 7:45 am
    This is by far... one of the best posts to date..... SOOTY FTW!!!
  39. Profile photo of BuddyEbsen
    BuddyEbsen Male 18-29
    38 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 7:50 am
    Do you think he`s at high risk for guinea pig AIDS? I hope he was safe.
  40. Profile photo of PtblDuffy
    PtblDuffy Male 18-29
    163 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 7:56 am
    That guinea pig could die tomorrow. He has lived. Attaboy Sooty, attaboy.
  41. Profile photo of southernboy
    southernboy Male 13-17
    132 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 8:06 am
    GREATEST GUNIEA PIG EVAH!
  42. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 9:05 am
    happy mother`s day sooty x 24
  43. Profile photo of Skythe
    Skythe Male 18-29
    965 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 9:10 am
    I this word gets thrown around a lot these days, but this truly is an epic occurrence.

    Sooty, you`re my hero <3
  44. Profile photo of Saskuel
    Saskuel Male 13-17
    343 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 9:21 am
    oxyl, sooty is the guy. wait until fathers day, then congratulate!
  45. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 9:59 am
    Dayum!! :D
  46. Profile photo of iiiihatejmac
    iiiihatejmac Female 18-29
    477 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 10:02 am
    pimp
  47. Profile photo of anarchsoul
    anarchsoul Male 30-39
    593 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 10:31 am
    ROFL I remember this from years ago, and its still as funny now as it was then >< Sooty rocks!
  48. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 11:29 am
    damn, sooty.
  49. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    Fast asleep, i think he earned it!
  50. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    I vote for Sooty as the official IAB mascot.
  51. Profile photo of lunaticlover
    lunaticlover Female 18-29
    354 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    "I vote for Sooty as the official IAB mascot."

    I second this.
  52. Profile photo of Agent0024blo
    Agent0024blo Male 18-29
    197 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    TheSharpest... I second that... thank you Sooty... Awww of the day (in a way)
  53. Profile photo of Agent0024blo
    Agent0024blo Male 18-29
    197 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    One more thing... We could replace "pimpin" or any variation of that with "sooted" or "sootying" or something.
  54. Profile photo of cj89
    cj89 Female 18-29
    42 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    I live near there - maybe I`ll get me a mini-Sooty from them!
  55. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    well i guess my vote is fourth, Sooty for Mascot. offical poll. this is serious business here.
  56. Profile photo of Pingas
    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    *drool*
  57. Profile photo of dmattm
    dmattm Female 18-29
    59 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    I VOTE SOOTY FOR MASCOT!
  58. Profile photo of shaboinkin
    shaboinkin Male 18-29
    456 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 5:06 pm
    Child support is gonna be a bitch!
  59. Profile photo of ubfwins
    ubfwins Male 18-29
    95 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    Best. Article. Ever.
    -votes for mascot-
  60. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    Haha ,great story .I love guinea pigs .
  61. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 5:46 pm
    Soo-Soo-Soo-Soo-Sooty-o, oh-whoah!
  62. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 5:55 pm
    43 more rapist guinea pigs!
  63. Profile photo of tstyblucryns
    tstyblucryns Male 18-29
    496 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 6:28 pm
    LOL @ hagane
  64. Profile photo of Joshguy666
    Joshguy666 Male 13-17
    50 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 6:48 pm
    what a pimp
  65. Profile photo of sherrychick
    sherrychick Female 18-29
    126 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 7:06 pm
    LOL
    ".... and he slept for two days"
  66. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 7:36 pm
    we`ve got six votes for "SOOTY FOR IAB MASCOT" much better than a lame ole hamster, sooty is the GuineaPimp.
  67. Profile photo of xhaseox
    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 7:57 pm
    thats some amazing stamina
  68. Profile photo of Aeladil
    Aeladil Female 18-29
    513 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 8:24 pm
    Seriously, this story is 10 years old. Let it die already. Sooty most likely has.
  69. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 8:35 pm
    awww, the little sex fiend is all tuckered out
  70. Profile photo of someone353
    someone353 Male 13-17
    41 posts
    May 9, 2010 at 10:02 pm
    @Aeladil

    But his genetics live on!
  71. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 1:19 am
    -SOOTY FOR IAB MASCOT!-
  72. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 1:44 am
    awww awesome! you go little dude!
  73. Profile photo of Huanter
    Huanter Male 18-29
    16 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 8:03 am
    Puts Austin Powers to shame :)
  74. Profile photo of greenspark82
    greenspark82 Female 18-29
    365 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 8:18 am
    If people can come back as a different creature. I want to be an animal this lucky.
  75. Profile photo of plurr4all
    plurr4all Male 18-29
    153 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 9:07 am
    @GRadde "-SOOTY FOR IAB MASCOT!-" I second that!
  76. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 10:46 am
    -SOOTY FOR IAB MASCOT!-

    third
  77. Profile photo of oceanbeast
    oceanbeast Male 18-29
    549 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 7:38 pm
    i also cast my vote for Sooty as IAB mascot... Fancylad are you listening! the people demand sooty!
  78. Profile photo of Salted_Eggs
    Salted_Eggs Male 18-29
    774 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 7:42 pm
    I motion this motion.

    SOOTY for IAB mascot!
  79. Profile photo of mamerv
    mamerv Male 18-29
    328 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 9:54 pm
    Indeed
    "SOOTY FOR IAB MASCOT!"
  80. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 5:29 am
    SOOTY
    SOOTY
    SOOTY
    SOOTY
    SOOTY
    SOOTY
    SOOTY.
    hell yeah.
  81. Profile photo of mulan182
    mulan182 Female 18-29
    305 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 7:04 am
    yup. i agree. sooty for mascot. i like how it said he slept for 2 days after. ahahaha
  82. Profile photo of Septemberex
    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    SOO-TY SOO-TY SOO-TY
  83. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:38 pm
    Get it Sooty!
  84. Profile photo of haloes604
    haloes604 Male 18-29
    39 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 8:33 pm
    Lucky guinea pigs don`t have to pay child support.
  85. Profile photo of jesseg
    jesseg Male 13-17
    98 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 11:36 am
    OH, NICE JOB!

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