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Date: 05/31/10 02:02 PM

142 Responses to Skater Makes Split Decision With His Crotch

  1. Profile photo of Aus10816
    Aus10816 Male 18-29
    639 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 8:43 am
    Link: Skater Makes Split Decision With His Crotch - Why guys weren`t meant to do extreme splits. (NSFW Language)
  2. Profile photo of Blandino123
    Blandino123 Male 13-17
    88 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    i love how everyone just stays sitting staring at him roflmao
  3. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    May 31, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    He split his gooch (taint), Egads!
  4. Profile photo of splat13
    splat13 Male 30-39
    301 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    Double ouch
  5. Profile photo of jogger1
    jogger1 Male 13-17
    149 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    I`m bleedin` out my effin` balls!
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    Lblaxplaya20 Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    "ambulances are expensive"

    That`s great. Haha
  7. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    May 31, 2010 at 2:34 pm



    You can see the end of the skateboard right up `in there`. Eeeek!
  8. Profile photo of nettech98
    nettech98 Male 50-59
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    May 31, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    There`s one frame at 0:49 that looks like the big piece of the skateboard could have nailed him in the crotch.
  9. Profile photo of Terminal88
    Terminal88 Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    "ambulances are expensive"? ...are you kidding me? what kind of douchebag says that in a situation like this?
  10. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
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    May 31, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    This is destined to be a classic.
  11. Profile photo of greencantina
    greencantina Male 30-39
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    May 31, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    This is why I hate skateboarders... The kid has a serious serious injury and they all just sit there... I weep for the future if this is the kind of human beings we are becoming...
  12. Profile photo of unlk
    unlk Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    haha lol @ "no ambulances are expensive"
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    IABbrandon Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    @ crakrjak yeah and that was the part of the board that was cracked, so the jagged edge of the board went up into there. just as he landed the board split, then that happened..... OWCH
  14. Profile photo of WeePee
    WeePee Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    ""ambulances are expensive"? ...are you kidding me? what kind of douchebag says that in a situation like this?"

    i take that remark the exact opposite as you do, that kid knows the value of a dollar and doesn`t want his friend to waste money on $1000 "taxi" ride. quite the good friend to have around. its not like they told him to just walk it off.
  15. Profile photo of MykeUK
    MykeUK Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    There`s one for the Darwin Awards.
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    parachutes16 Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2010 at 2:57 pm
    was that chunk from the goonies?
  17. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
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    May 31, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    Darwin awards are only given to people who die, thus removing themselves from the gene pool. Hence the name.
  18. Profile photo of Nintenutts
    Nintenutts Male 13-17
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    May 31, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    "ambulances are expensive"

    ...and that`s why I love Canada
  19. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    "This is why I hate skateboarders... The kid has a serious serious injury and they all just sit there... I weep for the future if this is the kind of human beings we are becoming... "

    Removing himself from the gene pool?
  20. Profile photo of caper454
    caper454 Female 70 & Over
    511 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    Call me insensitive, but I don`t feel the least bit sorry for these punks when I see them get hurt.
  21. Profile photo of chunkymonkie
    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
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    May 31, 2010 at 3:27 pm
    hahahahah ambulances are expensive. funniest thing ive heard in a while.
  22. Profile photo of doomhandle
    doomhandle Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2010 at 3:39 pm
    @ Nintenutts

    "...and that`s why I love Canada"

    So you like paying for other people`s stupid decisions?
  23. Profile photo of alikabul
    alikabul Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    That`s america for ya... "no, don`t call an ambulance! those are expensive!"
  24. Profile photo of Wildcats2008
    Wildcats2008 Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    Ambulances are only expensive if you`re not responsible enough to have insurance...but fear not the United States government will MAKE SURE you`re responsible enough by just giving it to you.
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    SomeShoes Male 13-17
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    May 31, 2010 at 3:59 pm
    HOLY SH*T
  26. Profile photo of HunterKiller
    HunterKiller Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2010 at 3:59 pm
    BAHAHAHAAAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
  27. Profile photo of drips
    drips Male 30-39
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    May 31, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    That sucks for that kid. But skating is dangerous and if you`re going to attempt a 13 stair you should expect to get hurt at some point. Splitting your taint open is a hard lesson but that`s part of the experience. If every soft-ass internet keyboard jockey (read: most of you roostermasters who are giving skaters poo) could bust ill tricks it would kind of take the awesomeness away from it. Kid was prob on his parents insurance away but these young cats should have emergency plans instead of just being semiretarded when the inevitable happens.
  28. Profile photo of yudontn0me
    yudontn0me Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    THATS THE HIGH SCHOOL I WENT TO. HAHAHA!!
  29. Profile photo of drips
    drips Male 30-39
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    May 31, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    And for those proud Americans who are anti health care: do you like paying for George, Dick, and Karl`s war? Nothing like giving the private companies huge contracts while the citizens pay for the drat ups. Also you must love getting brave soldiers killed in he name of... Um... Profits? Cause it sure as poo ain`t justice.
  30. Profile photo of dax2009
    dax2009 Female 50-59
    322 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    I have excellent insurance Blue Cross / Blue Shield and my ambulance ride still cost me 500.00. And those guys standing around acted well - he wasn`t dying, he didn`t have blood gushing everywhere, they didn`t know just how bad he was at first, he was walking, they did offer to call an ambulance, calling his dad first when the kid was up and walking was the right thing to do.
  31. Profile photo of bridog6996
    bridog6996 Male 18-29
    571 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    "ambulances are expensive"

    douchebag
  32. Profile photo of thebandit
    thebandit Male 18-29
    362 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    those other kids really wanted to see his balls
  33. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
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    May 31, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    Ambulances are expensive? You guys have to pay for that as well? Holy crap. I`m glad I live in Canada.
  34. Profile photo of Corydoras87
    Corydoras87 Male 18-29
    642 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    Here`s what happened:

    He jumped, the board cracked in the middle and the sharp edges of the board`s crack line penetrated his scrotum. Had nothing to do with "doing a split" .. my grandma can split more than he did..

    Picture: See the arrow pointing to the one half of the board that went vertical and he basically fell on the edge.

  35. Profile photo of BRITATTACK
    BRITATTACK Female 13-17
    198 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 4:43 pm
    "Call an ambulance because a skateboard broke and went through my penis!!" HAHAHAHAHAHA
  36. Profile photo of Salted_Eggs
    Salted_Eggs Male 18-29
    774 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    I`m surprised he can stand at all. D:
  37. Profile photo of Salted_Eggs
    Salted_Eggs Male 18-29
    774 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    patchouly,

    Yeah, it`s about 1000$ for a single trip regardless of how far away the hospital is. They try to stick you with every bill possible it`s humiliating.
  38. Profile photo of chunkymonkie
    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    btw, his 13 stair attempt wasnt that stupid, the board just happened to break. you`re never gonna get better at skateboarding unless you progress and do bigger stuff. injuries just happen to be part of the sport, just like all extreme sports.
  39. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 5:07 pm
    That truly sucks. He wasn`t bad at the jump, just unlucky. Reeeeeeeally unlucky, considering the kind of damage the guys were saying near the end there.
  40. Profile photo of Lobotomy
    Lobotomy Male 13-17
    495 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    Has a stair jump not resulted in a groin injury for a skater
  41. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    i take that remark the exact opposite as you do, that kid knows the value of a dollar and doesn`t want his friend to waste money on $1000 "taxi" ride. quite the good friend to have around. its not like they told him to just walk it off.

    Are you retarded? The kid just got his sack split!

    The "value of a dollar" shouldn`t matter against getting to the hospital as quickly as possible!

    It is BS that it costs so much, but SERIOUSLY?! Would you say the same if the car taking him to the hospital got stuck in traffic for an hour?

    Darwin awards are only given to people who die, thus removing themselves from the gene pool.

    Actually, they`re given to people who do stuff like this too. As long as they end up unable to reproduce, they`re eligible for a Darwin Award.
  42. Profile photo of Coodude26
    Coodude26 Male 13-17
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    May 31, 2010 at 5:41 pm
    with friends like those, life tain`t gonna be easy for him.
  43. Profile photo of amonamarth20
    amonamarth20 Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    "The "value of a dollar" shouldn`t matter against getting to the hospital as quickly as possible!

    It is BS that it costs so much, but SERIOUSLY?! Would you say the same if the car taking him to the hospital got stuck in traffic for an hour?"

    technically the value of a dollar does matter

    this sort of injury would be a complete waste of money to call an ambulance and would be a complete waste of time for the ambulance crew to deal with. ambulances should be used for extreme emergencies where its impossible to get to the hospital. i mean what if their was a man dying of a stroke or heart failiure? what if that man died because of someone who took an unnecessary risk and gave himself a superficial wound that he could walk away from and had multiple friends to help him on his way if he needed?

    i don`t know what moral human being could live that down
  44. Profile photo of korahn
    korahn Male 30-39
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    May 31, 2010 at 5:44 pm
    Normally I`d say, "moron should have a helmet," but clearly, that WOULDN`T help here. He made the jump, just had bad luck and a bad board. I feel for him, but it IS a little funny. he`ll be laughing after the pain goes away.
  45. Profile photo of amonamarth20
    amonamarth20 Male 18-29
    250 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 5:45 pm
    oh and it wasnt his balls, it was the bit of skin between the balls and the a-hole
  46. Profile photo of Hemtroll
    Hemtroll Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2010 at 5:50 pm
    "ambulances should be used for extreme emergencies where its impossible to get to the hospital"

    How many people are qualified to make such a call when they are in extreme pain? Call me crazy but none of the people in the video look like doctors so even if I agree that in a perfect world ambulances would only be used for emergencies it doesn`t work that way. Any guy who split their crotch open is nuts if they don`t want to get to the hospital ASAP.
  47. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
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    May 31, 2010 at 5:55 pm
    taint no big deal!
  48. Profile photo of amonamarth20
    amonamarth20 Male 18-29
    250 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 5:57 pm
    hemtroll, sure for certain things it might seem worse than it is and yeah you probably would first think "call and ambulance" but then this guy actually checked himself out first

    surely his assessment should have warranted the most common sense and logical thought "i can walk at least and its not my ballsack, i dont need an ambulance" and besides his friend helped make that decision after his assessment

    it was the right choice not to
  49. Profile photo of amonamarth20
    amonamarth20 Male 18-29
    250 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 5:59 pm
    plus for the second time its the bit of skin between the ballsack and the anus

    i`ve read poo about some skaters not even going to hospital and gettin stitchs for that sorta thing

    its negligable
  50. Profile photo of send55
    send55 Male 13-17
    318 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    I WANT SLOW MOTION!!!!
  51. Profile photo of amonamarth20
    amonamarth20 Male 18-29
    250 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 6:05 pm
    haha yeah slow mo crying and shizzle would be hilarious!
  52. Profile photo of caper454
    caper454 Female 70 & Over
    511 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 6:40 pm
    I love it when these overconfident kids do stupid sh|t that causes them to cry and look like pussies in front of their friends. Hopefully the injury will leave him unable to reproduce.
  53. Profile photo of Hemtroll
    Hemtroll Male 18-29
    363 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 6:40 pm
    Fair enough, I live with socialized healthcare where I don`t have to pay poo for calling the ambulance when I break my taint so maybe I`m biased. Also, I`m allergic to pain so.. yeah.
  54. Profile photo of Keeten
    Keeten Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2010 at 6:42 pm
    My favorite part is how his friends just sit there.
  55. Profile photo of Lolboy
    Lolboy Male 70 & Over
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    May 31, 2010 at 6:51 pm
    I love how they just have a little conference.

    "Yeah dude it`s pretty bad. He needs to go to the doctor".
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    shadowarrior Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2010 at 7:04 pm
    This kid was obviously influenced by these idiot friends, they don`t call for a ride or anything. idiots.
  57. Profile photo of wko
    wko Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2010 at 7:07 pm
    lol balls!
  58. Profile photo of Zerj
    Zerj Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2010 at 7:20 pm
    My favorite line " it`s ok it`s ok it`s just my Bunhole"
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    ajd121 Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2010 at 7:27 pm
    The kid is obviously faking.
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    ajd121 Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2010 at 7:31 pm
    The kid who said ambulances are expensive is the smartest kid there. He wasn`t going to bleed out why waste $1000, could get to the hospital just as fast by car.
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    ILikeApples Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2010 at 7:31 pm
    what a pussy
  62. Profile photo of MrVandercar
    MrVandercar Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2010 at 7:38 pm
    Props to skateboarders. doin fun stuff breaks ya now n then. if he`s still walkin around bitchin about it there`s no real cause for alarm.
  63. Profile photo of Thorgrimmer
    Thorgrimmer Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    lol... "I`m bleeding out of my drating balls dude!"
  64. Profile photo of MrVandercar
    MrVandercar Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2010 at 7:44 pm
    in retrospect, after reading a buncha comments, you guys are a buncha lil girls! Go out and do dangerous things! they are fun.
  65. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2010 at 8:07 pm
    I just love how the other guys just sit and watch as the kid breaks his balls.

    I hate skater kids.
  66. Profile photo of tuxman4
    tuxman4 Male 13-17
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    May 31, 2010 at 8:10 pm
    He sounds like Munch from the Goonies.
  67. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
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    May 31, 2010 at 8:13 pm
    Suck it up fool.
  68. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
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    May 31, 2010 at 8:13 pm
    @tuxman4 "He sounds like Munch from the Goonies."

    Munch? O_o Did Mouth and Chunk have a baby or something?
  69. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
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    May 31, 2010 at 8:50 pm
    I would be crying too if I were a 10 year old boy.
  70. Profile photo of bridog6996
    bridog6996 Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2010 at 9:01 pm
    @amonamarth20

    Screw that. I don`t play games when it comes to inuries and my nards. If there`s blood involved, I`m seeking medical attention. I`d rather pay a medical bill than risk having my junk messed up.
  71. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
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    May 31, 2010 at 9:08 pm
    can`t say he didn`t deserve it >> still, if you`re bleeding it`d probably be a good idea to get it checked out
  72. Profile photo of deeplick
    deeplick Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2010 at 9:33 pm
    He is a 10 year old kid who just RIPPED his ball sack open. I`ve known big ass grown men who have whimpered after getting whacked in the balls, I think this kid has all the right in the world to cry after RIPPING his ball sack open. Don`t believe me come over and I will rip your sack open and we can see how long you last before you start yelling for someone to call 911.
  73. Profile photo of goldspot7
    goldspot7 Male 13-17
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    May 31, 2010 at 9:38 pm
    that gotta hurt
  74. Profile photo of MadP
    MadP Female 18-29
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    May 31, 2010 at 10:37 pm
    That is so messed up that he is RIGHT! Ambulanace`s ARE expensive. It`s sad that here in America we have to weigh "paying a ridiculous amount for medical attention" versus "the ability to reproduce"
  75. Profile photo of kittehdee29
    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
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    May 31, 2010 at 10:38 pm
    I laughed when he did it then once they showed how bad it was... I feel bad for that kid. Hope he got it all fixed up.
  76. Profile photo of GParadox
    GParadox Female 18-29
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    June 1, 2010 at 12:11 am
    "Dude... he should, like, see a doctor." XD

    Anyway, I do feel major sympathy for the little guy. The mom in me wanted to hug him when he said "I`m scared."
  77. Profile photo of IsmelBacn420
    IsmelBacn420 Female 18-29
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    June 1, 2010 at 12:35 am
    poor lil kid. you guys are seriously non-nice individuals. hes prolly like the same age as my lil brother. i totally woulda pulled a crazy big siser act cause it makes me really sad and othered when kids get hurt. he may have been dumb but he was still hurt and didnt need to jut be stared at, he needed help.
  78. Profile photo of IsmelBacn420
    IsmelBacn420 Female 18-29
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    June 1, 2010 at 12:36 am
    just gotta say this A** holes is automatically changed to "not nice individuals" on i-a-b. pimpin.
  79. Profile photo of IsmelBacn420
    IsmelBacn420 Female 18-29
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    June 1, 2010 at 12:36 am
    non nice * lol
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    xohbkxo Male 18-29
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    June 1, 2010 at 12:53 am
    i want his scream as my ringtone
  81. Profile photo of tatripp
    tatripp Male 18-29
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    June 1, 2010 at 1:53 am
    one of the kids says "ambulances are expensive." I cannot think of any situation where i would need an ambulance more than if my balls were bleeding.
  82. Profile photo of ShamaziaV2
    ShamaziaV2 Male 13-17
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    June 1, 2010 at 2:45 am
    lol did anyone else hear the kid say no homo before pulling his pants down?
  83. Profile photo of Prejudiced
    Prejudiced Female 18-29
    250 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 2:53 am
    I kinda giggled at "ambulances are expensive..." just because of the guys lack of concern.

    Poor kid, he was a persistent little bugger trying to do that jump though. You know what they say... "If first you don`t succeed then try and try again"... At least until you fall and your balls start to bleed.
  84. Profile photo of bob_wacked
    bob_wacked Male 13-17
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    June 1, 2010 at 5:21 am
    i love the lack of concern from his mates. it took "im drating bleeding" before they jumped up haha
  85. Profile photo of GirlieMutant
    GirlieMutant Female 18-29
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    June 1, 2010 at 6:32 am
    "Ambulances are expensive!" Only in America!!
  86. Profile photo of blckhawk1234
    blckhawk1234 Male 18-29
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    June 1, 2010 at 6:40 am
    @"Abulances are expensive" That is a real issue for people. They are really expensive, I know people in much worse situations who refuse to use an ambulance because they simply cannot afford it. We dont know the situation of these kids.
  87. Profile photo of BlueCrayon_
    BlueCrayon_ Male 18-29
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    June 1, 2010 at 6:54 am
    For anyone who wants slow motion
    I know I did.
  88. Profile photo of xReaper
    xReaper Male 18-29
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    June 1, 2010 at 6:54 am
    The funniest part of skating
  89. Profile photo of DJDoubleb
    DJDoubleb Male 30-39
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    June 1, 2010 at 7:10 am
    GirlieMutant, Ambulances are expensive in Europe too. It is just that in America the expense is paid by the one using the service as opposed to being split by every taxpaying citizen.
  90. Profile photo of clp2010
    clp2010 Female 30-39
    126 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 7:10 am
    Basically its the boy version of an episiotomy. Yeah, he needs stitches not to mention it can get infected if not cared for. When you consider the area its located in, it`s already prone to getting dirty.
  91. Profile photo of NotAllowed
    NotAllowed Female 18-29
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    June 1, 2010 at 7:11 am
    "third time`s the charm.."
    the hell it is!! (for us..)

    anyway, why wasn`t there a slow motion replay, i didn`t really see anything hitting the balls.
  92. Profile photo of clp2010
    clp2010 Female 30-39
    126 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 7:11 am
    @patchouly "
    Ambulances are expensive? You guys have to pay for that as well? Holy crap. I`m glad I live in Canada."



    Yeah but we`re not taxed for sneezing or hanging up our garden hoses either!
  93. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    June 1, 2010 at 7:28 am
    Ouch
  94. Profile photo of smithno13
    smithno13 Male 18-29
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    June 1, 2010 at 7:29 am
    "AHHHH MY BALLS"
    Everyone sits still...
    "IM dratIN BLEEDING"
    Everyone stands up and gets out their cameras.
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    KingKrusha Male 13-17
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    June 1, 2010 at 7:44 am
    Even better in HD!
  96. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
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    June 1, 2010 at 7:46 am
    Cleaning out the gene pool at a time. I`m so glad he`s crying because of it.
  97. Profile photo of DGbME
    DGbME Male 40-49
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    June 1, 2010 at 7:53 am
    don`t they all end up like this?
  98. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
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    June 1, 2010 at 8:01 am
    ARGHHHH! ARGHHHH!
  99. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
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    June 1, 2010 at 8:05 am
    Definitely a candidate for Tosh.o`s web redemption.
  100. Profile photo of Chaos7
    Chaos7 Male 18-29
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    June 1, 2010 at 8:52 am
    Crap.
  101. Profile photo of Chaos7
    Chaos7 Male 18-29
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    June 1, 2010 at 8:53 am
    THAT. HURTS.
  102. Profile photo of mamerv
    mamerv Male 18-29
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    June 1, 2010 at 10:15 am
    i love how after he lands and starts grabbing at his crotch no one moves or even really flinches
  103. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    June 1, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    Lol don`t wanna f*ck yourself up don`t screw with gravity for stupid ass tricks. Thank ya little f*cker for raising everyones insurance premium with your stupidity.
  104. Profile photo of Kanashto
    Kanashto Male 18-29
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    June 1, 2010 at 12:54 pm
    They are like a dead audience until he says IM BLEEDING
  105. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
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    June 1, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    I LOVE how they all watch until "IM BLEEDING". And I also love how the kid is like...12 and hanging out with folks who look 14-17....poor kid...
  106. Profile photo of DragonMeta
    DragonMeta Male 18-29
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    June 1, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    Is it just me, or does the bleeder look like Chunk from Goonies?

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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 1:39 pm
    "Ambulances are expensive? You guys have to pay for that as well? Holy crap. I`m glad I live in Canada."

    Yeah but we`re not taxed for sneezing or hanging up our garden hoses either!
    Income tax in Canada is between 0 and 29%. Income tax in the US is between 10 and 35%.
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    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    Ripped gooch...
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    startech Male 30-39
    235 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    davymid - better get your facts straight. There are tax brackets in Canada. You could get taxed as high as 50% if you make enough money in a year.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    My bad, Startech. I was going by wikipedia
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    monkeyman828 Male 18-29
    103 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 2:40 pm
    lol. his perenium split.
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    Flashpacker Male 18-29
    699 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 2:51 pm
    "third time the charm"
    i think i have to throw up now! poor kid =`(
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    ouch just ouch!
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    deadbass72 Male 18-29
    166 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 3:57 pm
    I`m glad he`s not wearing a helmet lol. he is really trying to lower his chance of passing on his genes
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    IAmTheMoose Male 18-29
    1343 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    fastforward to the end.. "yea dude everyone has to go." even though nobody is helping. wtf?

    your friends are asshats. sucks about your bawls ya crybaby
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    jeepjones Male 30-39
    554 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    LOL he didnt even do the splits. Would have been a lot funnier/painful if he did that on the rail.
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    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 5:14 pm
    so by doing the splits...he ripped his fncking a-hole? that`s brutal!
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    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 5:19 pm
    so by doing the splits...he ripped his fncking a-hole? that`s brutal!
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    geckoi Male 40-49
    209 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 5:44 pm
    funniest.thing.ever
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    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 6:34 pm
    I laughed at the kid who said "ambulances are expensive". Um they look like they can`t be older than 13-14. They call an ambulance since it`s an emergency and they will have his parents or someone come in and then get billed later and insurance should pick up a good chunk. I also think that kid is a retard for even attempting to do something like that.
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    paulyshore Female 18-29
    89 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 7:09 pm
    reminds me of this one time, i tore my hymen...

    too far?
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    aninred Female 18-29
    113 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 7:10 pm
    "so by doing the splits...he ripped his fncking a-hole? that`s brutal!"

    If you listen, he didn`t rip his ass, he ripped is perineum, the patch of skin between the testicles and the ass. He sliced it open.
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    643197 Male 18-29
    1078 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 8:54 pm
    That kids got drating balls to do that set tho.

    well, not anymore but you know what i mean.
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    WhamPowBang Male 18-29
    130 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 9:35 pm
    Love the camera guy "haha, o wait drat"
    But other than that anyone else laugh quietly to themselves when they heard the kid has to get his taint stitched?
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    WhamPowBang Male 18-29
    130 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 9:36 pm
    @Paulyshore

    Its not far enough
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    JNAtheDUDE Male 13-17
    203 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 9:39 pm
    drat THAT poo
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 9:42 pm
    If you listen, he didn`t rip his ass, he ripped is perineum, the patch of skin between the testicles and the ass.
    Indeed, or as we affectionately call it in Ireland, the "Taint". Cause it `taint your balls and it `taint your arse, it`s the bit in between. See?
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    Trochaos Male 18-29
    3 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 9:45 pm
    @ 0:55 the reaction of his friends til 1:03 was the same they just watch him.. lol
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    Squinky Female 18-29
    117 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 2:56 am
    stupid little fool deserved it. What did he honestly think was going to happen?
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    needles_nny Male 18-29
    153 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 5:51 am
    Skaters are awsome
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    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 5:54 am
    Saw a really short version of this a few days ago.

    Watch between 1:00 and 1:10. No-one moves until he goes "I`m ----ing bleeding!".. Check out the guy in the black shirt and jeans. First thing he does is pull out his phone, what a douche.
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    Kanchan Male 13-17
    76 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 7:44 am
    Well, if he`d make it, he would hit that fence, right?
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    travis35911 Male 13-17
    225 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    Lmfao, "I`m bleeding out my drating balls, dude!" Priceless.
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    SUR Male 13-17
    9 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 3:55 pm
    Aww... he landed so hard he broke his gooch. "Hey, were gonna be cool about it, you just gotta let us see" "its straight, its straight, its just my a**hole" XD priceless
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    Sandy312 Female 18-29
    159 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 10:15 pm
    "Check out the guy in the black shirt and jeans. First thing he does is pull out his phone, what a douche"

    He may have been getting his phone out to... oh I don`t know... call an ambulance?? I can`t believe it took them that long to decide he needed to go to the doctor.
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    LuckyDave Male 18-29
    675 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 3:18 am
    This is the process I like to call "thinning the herd." Want to reproduce? Don`t jump down a flight of stairs on a cheap plank of wood with wheels bolted onto it. Then they all try to make him feel better by telling him they`ve all been to the ER before; but not for road rash on your nuts I bet.
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    K3vin Male 18-29
    487 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    lol, if it was his nuts he wouldn`t have gotten up and ran around screaming like a girl.

    never heard of a torn chode before though.
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 6:15 pm
    but he didn`t do the splits at all! how did he manage to rip his taint?
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    Stelly Male 30-39
    317 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 8:33 pm
    "NO, ambulances are expensive" what a great friend....
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    Ninabear3 Female 18-29
    92 posts
    June 4, 2010 at 2:05 am
    okay if you pause the video quickly you will the see the board split in half and part fly straight up and he lands right on it.. it`s bad.
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    Ninabear3 Female 18-29
    92 posts
    June 4, 2010 at 2:06 am
    p.s. i thought it was hilarious when they said 3rd times a charm hahaha XD
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    Ninabear3 Female 18-29
    92 posts
    June 4, 2010 at 2:06 am
    okay if you pause the video quickly you will the see the board split in half and part fly straight up and he lands right on it.. it`s bad.

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