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Date: 05/13/10 09:31 AM

77 Responses to She`s Best Girlfriend Ever!

  1. Profile photo of FineBros
    FineBros Male 18-29
    21 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 1:26 am
    Link: She`s Best Girlfriend Ever! - Or is she?
  2. Profile photo of DracObi
    DracObi Male 18-29
    289 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 9:44 am
    HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!

    Shes pretty hot. and the fact that she can fart is awesome.
  3. Profile photo of Delta2Alpha
    Delta2Alpha Male 18-29
    125 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 10:01 am
    Ok... was there supposed to be some humour in there some where?
  4. Profile photo of DarkangelNic
    DarkangelNic Female 18-29
    42 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 10:04 am
    hey that is Alison who does The Feed on Attack of the Show (G4 channel).
  5. Profile photo of jamie76
    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2346 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 10:05 am
    damn that guy looked like he was taking a shat while screaming!
  6. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 10:14 am
    lol that`s hilarious.

    srsly, boys and girls, farting is not a big deal.
  7. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 10:27 am
    Alison Hayslip > Olivia Munn. Just saying.

    And girls don`t fart. Everyone knows that
  8. Profile photo of DGbME
    DGbME Male 40-49
    451 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 10:29 am
    I HATE hearing my wife fart, big turn off IMO.
  9. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 10:29 am
    I want my minute and twenty seconds back. That level of suck would make even Atom envious.
  10. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 10:37 am
    That could have been funny if not for the horrible overacting on the guys part .I giggle every time my bf farts ,he says he`ll stop doing it when I stop finding it funny .
  11. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 10:39 am
    @DGbME you don`t have to like it. I don`t like when my boyfriend farts, but I also don`t care. God forbid we act human around each other.
  12. Profile photo of Outmind01
    Outmind01 Male 18-29
    15 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 10:39 am
    Wouldn`t exactly turn me on, but i wouldn`t mind her farting. Hell if i could fart around a gf openly, i`d be a happy guy.
  13. Profile photo of bananamansam
    bananamansam Male 18-29
    47 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 10:46 am
    Yeah, that would not be a big deal to me. I`d probably laugh my ass off and be grateful my girlfriend has a sense of humor.
  14. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 10:49 am
    Not funny.
    The guy was a total dick.
    Farts are funny. He should have laughed. She did!
    And how could such an ugly dude get such a hot girlfriend like her in the first place? He should be worshipping her farts, trapping them in a bottle and sniffing them when he goes to bed every night, thankful that he has such a hot girlfriend.
  15. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1173 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 10:52 am
    1. Boys never become embarrassed when they fart at home in front of their girlfriends. Rarely do they ever say "excuse me". My boyfriend has held me down and farted on me because he`s a jerk. lol He loves farting.

    2. Although farting is normal, I think in the 10 years I`ve known my boyfriend, he has heard me fart twice. lol Damn you fart-coughs!!!

    3. I once met a guy who said that he "could never date a girl who farts." That`s just ridiculous. So of course I mentioned it casually in conversation around every girl we talked to just to hear them lay into him about how stupid it is. lol
  16. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 11:03 am
    overall is not a big issue but come on that was fu<king funny as hell... I loved the overacting.
  17. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 11:03 am
    "He should be worshipping her farts, trapping them in a bottle and sniffing them when he goes to bed every night, thankful that he has such a hot girlfriend."

    And you wonder why you`re still single
  18. Profile photo of Cheeerioo
    Cheeerioo Female 18-29
    7 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 11:30 am
    Do guys really hate when girls fart? Cause I fart a lot
  19. Profile photo of DGbME
    DGbME Male 40-49
    451 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 11:37 am
    @ Pui, I know we are just human and overall am glad she is that comfortable around me. BUT I still don`t like hearing it.
  20. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2275 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 11:37 am
    HAHAHAHA
  21. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 11:48 am
    @DGbME okay? I don`t *like* hearing my boyfriend fart either.
  22. Profile photo of hwkiller
    hwkiller Male 18-29
    490 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 11:49 am
    Heh, I occasionally let one slip around my lady, who just shakes her head in the "oh, you`re such a `guy`" kinda way, lol.

    I`ve heard her fart a few times, but her "OMG NO PLEASE DON`T NOTICE" look she gets makes her look so cute, I have to laugh.
  23. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 11:55 am
    When you can comfortably fart around each other you`ve found true love and no longer care.
  24. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 11:59 am
    this made me lol
  25. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1614 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    My gf and I have been having fart wars since we started dating a year and a half ago. One time I ate something i knew would wreak as a fart and stood in front the ac unit, which blows on her face when she gets into bed. She smelled it instantly and within seconds the whole room stank of my glory.
  26. Profile photo of velvetgirl
    velvetgirl Female 18-29
    23 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    Boys suck. Farts are funny. That girl was still hot after she let out the scary-ass grandad fart, so there :p
  27. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    Like some uncivilized WHOOOOOOORE! XD Lmao!
  28. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    What the f? tjat was retarded! she was hot! im not fussed if my girl lets a ripper off we just laugh! Then it becomes a competition!
  29. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    Now why can`t every woman be like that?
  30. Profile photo of regediT
    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    Brilliant.
  31. Profile photo of ShadowGhost
    ShadowGhost Male 13-17
    11 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    This girl is pretty hot. Her name is Alison Haislip. She works for G4TV.
  32. Profile photo of dudeman1st
    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1355 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    Any d-bag who cares if his hawtass girlfriend farts doesn`t deserve a hawtass girl
  33. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    After 2 years of dating and 2 years of marriage, my husband is still afraid to fart in front of me, even tho I told him many times that I don`t care. Everyone does it! Just no dutch ovens, please
  34. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    she was cute, looked like alison haislip.



    dont you think?
  35. Profile photo of Kivaen
    Kivaen Male 18-29
    90 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    hahaha hypocrites.
  36. Profile photo of Septemberex
    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    hahaha he sounds like that lubert guy from icarly!
  37. Profile photo of sheaton319
    sheaton319 Male 18-29
    560 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    What is that tune in the last few seconds?
    I know I have heard it before but for the life of me I cannot remember what it is.
  38. Profile photo of mulan182
    mulan182 Female 18-29
    305 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    cobra, i cudda sworn that was alison haislip too
  39. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2067 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    She farts like my wife. HOT!!
  40. Profile photo of Joelio1
    Joelio1 Male 18-29
    30 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    haha I had no sound on, but I got what was going on when he mouthed `GTFO!!!!1!!`
  41. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 3:28 pm
    @sheaton

    It sounds like a tune from bugs bunny lost in time... haven`t played that game in like 8 years.. how do i remember that? XP
  42. Profile photo of smithno13
    smithno13 Male 18-29
    252 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    Sheaton, its been used in like 30 different flash games. Annoying as hell.
  43. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1589 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    Overreact much?
  44. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    Meh, shes still hot. Id let it slide.
  45. Profile photo of SEpth
    SEpth Female 18-29
    47 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    HAHAHAHA, IT`S SO TRUE!
    Chicks are used to it when guys do it, and it`s even funny sometimes, but we don`t dare do the same thing in front of them.
    Okay, most guys don`t overreact the way that guy did, but it`s still something guys usually find horrendously disgusting.
  46. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    Lol.

    Allison is a cutie even if that was a big ass fart.
  47. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    My girlfriend and I openly fart around each other.

    Granted hers was overly fake. And he had a good point, I always say excuse me, often even before as a warning.
  48. Profile photo of polkafromny
    polkafromny Female 18-29
    376 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    I`d still do her.
  49. Profile photo of Arandanos
    Arandanos Female 18-29
    223 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    Bloopers were funnier
  50. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 5:37 pm
    so what!!!...
  51. Profile photo of junkaddy
    junkaddy Female 30-39
    261 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 7:03 pm
    Dayum, she needs to find a better boyfriend.
  52. Profile photo of MrsPoods
    MrsPoods Female 18-29
    547 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    This should be called worst boyfriend ever.
  53. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 7:48 pm
    Hahahahahahaha that`s exactly how guys are in real life xD
  54. Profile photo of ninjacache
    ninjacache Male 18-29
    221 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 7:56 pm
    Alison Haislip is my favorite G4 girl!!!
  55. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 8:03 pm
    wow.....i would never EVER do that around a guy no matter how comfortable i was around them....it`s just so, unladylike...I stil have mine convinced girls don`t fart or poop.
  56. Profile photo of t1tcFISH
    t1tcFISH Male 18-29
    9 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 8:25 pm
    been in the same scenario. had the same reaction.
  57. Profile photo of Berenice
    Berenice Female 13-17
    536 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 8:34 pm
    I would never chain myself down to something as moronic as the idea of something being `ladylike` or `unladylike` (no offense, seriously), but... yeah, I can`t even fart around my parents... my PARENTS... let alone someone else
  58. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 8:39 pm
    pff... i dont even do that in front of my girlfriends.
  59. Profile photo of Saragato
    Saragato Female 18-29
    721 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 8:57 pm
    The whole ladylike issue aside, I wouldn`t ever intentionally fart in front of anyone, much less my boyfriend. If it slips, I`ll say sorry and feel embarrassed because really it`s not exactly a pleasant thing to do. However I burp with no qualms as to who`s around. I`ll say excuse me, but it`s a burp. There`s no stink, just a noise.

    JUGGALETTEx0: My best friend dated a guy who believed the same thing. Her mom ended up farting into the phone while they were talking once and he wouldn`t call for a week after.
  60. Profile photo of OrangeMomo
    OrangeMomo Female 18-29
    34 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 9:25 pm
    i farted in front of my bf by accident on our 1st date.. he thought it was so cute and still says it`s when he realized i was special. we`ve been 2gether for 2 1/2 yrs.
  61. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 10:01 pm
    @Saragato I`m pretty sure my mother and I wouldn`t be on speaking terms for at least a week if that happened lol
  62. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 11:31 pm
    lol are there really people out there who freak over farts? Sorry but I have colitis amd i`m not going to get up up every single time i feel a toot coming on to go into the bathroom to be a "decent lady" in my own damn house. Thank god my fiance` doesn`t give a f*ck About farting or "bathroom noises" or the relationship would never work out at all. If me and him were to ever break up however the first thing on my list for a new boyfriend would be one that can deal with farts cause it`s going to happen eventually like it or not. Either that or he better be rich with a huge house and a bunch of bathrooms so he`ll never have to hear it.
  63. Profile photo of jazzmaverick
    jazzmaverick Male 18-29
    36 posts
    May 14, 2010 at 12:07 am
    she kinda looks like agent walker off chuck
  64. Profile photo of jamesuyt
    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    May 14, 2010 at 12:17 am
    Hmm, vid probably should`ve just been cut off at "GET THE $!#% OUT!"
  65. Profile photo of RedZeppelin
    RedZeppelin Male 13-17
    70 posts
    May 14, 2010 at 12:27 am
    Mmmm Alison Haislip. She can fart by me any day.
  66. Profile photo of haveheart
    haveheart Female 18-29
    407 posts
    May 14, 2010 at 3:26 am
    i fart in front of my boyfriend. i have no idea why some guys are so freaked out about it.
  67. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    May 14, 2010 at 6:03 am
    I got that out of the way the very first time I met my girlfriend, and that was 2 years back. I see no need in trying to mask yourself and be different when you meet a person...I believe it`s called just being rude, though...lol
  68. Profile photo of Lord_Jereth
    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    May 14, 2010 at 6:08 am
    I fart louder than my wife, I just have the architecture for it. But the ol` lady, prim, proper, petite little thing that she is, can belch a beer sodden trucker under the table with no preparation at all. I`m so proud.

    He he

    8-) LJ
  69. Profile photo of StompinRound
    StompinRound Male 30-39
    49 posts
    May 14, 2010 at 7:46 am
    she could fart with me anytime....
  70. Profile photo of jesseg
    jesseg Male 13-17
    98 posts
    May 14, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    My girl farts more than I do.
  71. Profile photo of Tommasso1618
    Tommasso1618 Male 13-17
    202 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 7:25 am
    Any guy who would pass that up....especially cause of that..... wow......
  72. Profile photo of purpledbooh
    purpledbooh Female 18-29
    122 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    She has magic teeth.
  73. Profile photo of MrSchreiber
    MrSchreiber Male 18-29
    168 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    His screaming made me lol hard.
  74. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 8:53 pm
    i don`t let people fart OR burp around me. i don`t feel like smelling... what ever it was that they ate.

    this was hilarious tho
  75. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 11:30 pm
    hahaha. GTFO!!!
  76. Profile photo of SpatulaBoy
    SpatulaBoy Male 18-29
    35 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    Is that Alison Haslip?
  77. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    GGGGGGGGTTTTTTFFFFFOOOOO

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