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Date: 05/12/10 02:03 PM

89 Responses to Sexiest/Nerdiest Senior Portrait Of The Year [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18829 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    Link: Sexiest/Nerdiest Senior Portrait Of The Year - Don`t laugh, you`ll be calling him sir and working weekends for him in 10 years.
  2. Profile photo of cheese6969
    cheese6969 Male 18-29
    522 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    WANT
  3. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    Fancylad finally sharing with us his memories
  4. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    wow. i bet he gets mad pussy.
  5. Profile photo of shadowtube
    shadowtube Male 13-17
    253 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    ok then
  6. Profile photo of bataleon27
    bataleon27 Male 18-29
    1178 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    what the hell is with senior portraits in the US? Why are they always so over dramatic. When our yearbook was being made, one of the students just went round with a digital camera and took a normal photo of everyone...
  7. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    "ladies, ahve you seen my new TI-9100? It can graph, play Modern Warfare 2, and find your phone number!"
  8. Profile photo of IshiiDaFishy
    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    I`ll let future Ishii worry about working for him. For now, I`ll laugh till my balls turn blue. Cuz that guy`s already are.
  9. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    /dissapointed
  10. Profile photo of minimullen34
    minimullen34 Male 18-29
    179 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    "Hey all you single hotties, wanna come practice some long division, maybe do some geometry, you know, or figure out the point of intersection?"
  11. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    I want that sweater. No, I NEED that sweater.
  12. Profile photo of Cyradis314
    Cyradis314 Female 18-29
    48 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    Deltaumarcus, if I`m not mistaken that is a TI-89 Titanium.
    I have one for my physics classes. The thing is a beast of a calculator.
    I would not however take a senior photo of myself with my calculator, no matter how useful it is...
  13. Profile photo of KannaLilly
    KannaLilly Female 13-17
    635 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    That is one sexy graphing calculator.
    I`d hit that.

    Not the kid, the calculator.
  14. Profile photo of Protagoris
    Protagoris Male 18-29
    38 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    I swear to god, I think I work with this guy. And no, he is not in charge of anything or at a worthwhile job (I know, self burn).
  15. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    Rofl.
  16. Profile photo of mikeacello
    mikeacello Male 18-29
    112 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    TI-89 TITANIUM FTW
  17. Profile photo of XtifnerX
    XtifnerX Female 13-17
    131 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:45 pm
    lol
    add bed
    subtract cloths
    devide your legs
    and lets MULTIPLY!!!
    ok i know i cant spell but it was funny
  18. Profile photo of EL_PEANUTO
    EL_PEANUTO Male 18-29
    7 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:45 pm
    *Insert catchy rap song*

    "Everyday Im hustlin`, everyday Im hustlin`..."
  19. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7462 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:51 pm
    oh yeah, future pedophile on the prowl.
  20. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9235 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    Buhahahahahahahaha! I can see the pick up line now, "You know my favorite numbers include 6... and 9."
  21. Profile photo of Koner_Rox
    Koner_Rox Male 18-29
    112 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    it looks like a teen dwight!
  22. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    Is that a TI-89 in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
  23. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    Will ???

    Will what.... never mind, I don`t want to know.
  24. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 3:37 pm
    a1butcher - Will is most likely his name. o.o
  25. Profile photo of MizzMe
    MizzMe Female 18-29
    509 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 3:38 pm
    The TI-89, calculator watch, and spiffy sweater is just what he needs to get laid.
  26. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    Doesn`t look like an HP calculator - Fail.
  27. Profile photo of junkaddy
    junkaddy Female 30-39
    261 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    "The TI-89, calculator watch, and spiffy sweater is just what he needs to get laid."

    Well, either that, or they`re what`s going to earn him the big bucks that will make those cheerleaders regret snubbing him in school.
  28. Profile photo of Artemis24
    Artemis24 Female 18-29
    133 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    Will loves his TI-89. They make such a cute couple
  29. Profile photo of REBELComx
    REBELComx Male 18-29
    477 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    I`ll be honest. I`d hit that. He`s adorkable.
  30. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 4:26 pm
    Ladies and gentlemen, young dwight schrute.
  31. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    Cut me a slice o` that!
  32. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 4:30 pm
    @Cyradis314 I was being facetious
  33. Profile photo of Shokz
    Shokz Male 18-29
    117 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 4:37 pm
    Unforunately that looks slightly like me... With worse clothes, shorter hair, a pointier face and worse glasses... But all the same; slightly like me ):
  34. Profile photo of Slings
    Slings Male 30-39
    36 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 5:04 pm
    Puh-leese! My Ti84 Plus pisses all over that old hunk of junk. My nerd card is platinum.
  35. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    free will comes at a price ;)
  36. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    Wow, what a player!
  37. Profile photo of triacnid
    triacnid Male 70 & Over
    82 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 5:45 pm
    I have a TI89. I call him Alfred and address him in a snooty manner whenever I need him to do calculations for me.
  38. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 5:50 pm
    We`ll either be working for him or having to read his comments about how good he is at math on IAB for the next twenty years.
  39. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 6:13 pm
    Teh lens flare of Awesomeness, it is too powerfulz.
  40. Profile photo of Skim
    Skim Female 13-17
    250 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 6:20 pm
    Beastly.
  41. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    havent any of you seen revenge of the nerds? these guys are the best drats
  42. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 6:39 pm
    2+2=4 JIZZ IN MY PANTS!
  43. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 6:50 pm
    He`d pass for cute if he was cleaned up a little. A better pair of glasses and haircut would do wonders. And, of course, the sweater.
  44. Profile photo of RotBottom
    RotBottom Male 18-29
    100 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 7:02 pm
    full of win
  45. Profile photo of bakedBEAR
    bakedBEAR Male 13-17
    87 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 7:14 pm
    lol@ the photoshopped lens flare.
  46. Profile photo of Avalessa
    Avalessa Female 13-17
    491 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 7:50 pm
    Hot.
  47. Profile photo of Hitaki318
    Hitaki318 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 7:52 pm
    Anybody else automatically hear a "SHING!" when you saw the shine on his glasses. xD
  48. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 7:56 pm
    yeah man, i is got my super processing algebraic calculatric greasifying, stupifying, adding machine! geek lightning!
  49. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 8:20 pm
    Pfft, mine`s the Ti-89.
  50. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 8:21 pm
    Actually, I think his is the 89 also. Hard to tell with the rad lens flare, lol.
  51. Profile photo of dude1234
    dude1234 Male 13-17
    66 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 8:54 pm
    That is the TI-89, the buttons in the upper-left are different than those on the TI-84.
  52. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7462 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 9:09 pm
    im still rolling with the TI-83
  53. Profile photo of burgundyblu
    burgundyblu Female 30-39
    21 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 9:11 pm
    mclovin!
  54. Profile photo of Kittycat101
    Kittycat101 Female 13-17
    150 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 9:22 pm
    Ti-84 all the way :I
    is this the mclovin guy? O_o
  55. Profile photo of Salted_Eggs
    Salted_Eggs Male 18-29
    774 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 9:39 pm
    That`s one sick sweater.
  56. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 9:58 pm
    WIN
  57. Profile photo of bobthepirate
    bobthepirate Male 18-29
    17 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 10:00 pm
    Not gonna lie, the TI-89 is pretty sexy
  58. Profile photo of ohplease
    ohplease Male 50-59
    567 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 10:04 pm
    gimme a beat!... boom chika.. I be brick wallin` it, wit` my smoove sweeta` yo, calculatin` wit` my TI`..dun.chika... gotta pensive profile shot ya! that`ll snag me mo bitches, yo!..chika..chika
  59. Profile photo of optix_reverb
    optix_reverb Male 18-29
    263 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 10:12 pm
    This is one guy guarenteed not to get laid in high school.
  60. Profile photo of Postal2aw
    Postal2aw Male 13-17
    54 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 10:57 pm
    Work for him? No.
    But I would probably murder him and sit in jail for 10 years...
  61. Profile photo of jamesuyt
    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 12:25 am
    Urgh. That sweater is way too revealing. Anyone who says this guy is sexy is just a big pervert.
  62. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1190 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 12:59 am
    then i guess im a perv cause he is ROCKIN that sweater ;)
  63. Profile photo of KRAYZEEGIRL
    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
    447 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 1:00 am
    @ optix reverb "This is one guy guarenteed not to get laid in high school"

    definitely but when he is 30 he will get all the young hot chicks. Once he grows into his face, he will be hot and most likely rich because he is not getting laid now and has all the time in the world for studies.
  64. Profile photo of TheNineXXX
    TheNineXXX Male 18-29
    395 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 1:42 am
    Is that a Hewlett Packard 38G?
  65. Profile photo of Burrid
    Burrid Male 18-29
    28 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 3:16 am
    "Thursday, May 13, 2010 1:42:15 AM
    Is that a Hewlett Packard 38G?"

    Looks more like a texas instruments ti 89 :(
  66. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 3:52 am
    Hmmm - either my boss in 10 years, or the next psycho postal worker?
  67. Profile photo of pip-pip666
    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
    420 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 4:20 am
    He looks like a potential date-rapist if ever I saw one.
  68. Profile photo of mcfudge
    mcfudge Male 18-29
    537 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 9:27 am
    more 4chan up in here, unfortunately... someone trying to copy the clarinet soldier.
  69. Profile photo of fknloser
    fknloser Male 30-39
    418 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 9:31 am
    yup, unfortunately this kid will end up richer than all of us put together....as long as he can stay out of prison with his `side hobbies`
  70. Profile photo of buckeye82183
    buckeye82183 Male 18-29
    24 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 10:27 am
    P I motherf**king M P
  71. Profile photo of mrbenn
    mrbenn Male 30-39
    58 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 11:02 am
    That is some powerful knitwear...
  72. Profile photo of malinschen
    malinschen Female 18-29
    444 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    I think he`s cute.
  73. Profile photo of jesseg
    jesseg Male 13-17
    98 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    Man, this is hot.
  74. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    That`s one BITCHIN` calculator!! That must be an utter babe magnet.
  75. Profile photo of xphile_1002
    xphile_1002 Female 30-39
    108 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    When he gets to college, he`ll get all the ladies. Smart is sexy.
  76. Profile photo of campofclay
    campofclay Male 30-39
    177 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    YEH BITCHEZ, BI-POLAR NUCLEOTIDES IN THA HIZZY!
  77. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    SEXY!
  78. Profile photo of Postal2aw
    Postal2aw Male 13-17
    54 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    Like I said, makes me wanna beat the crap out of him!!!
  79. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 8:11 pm
    will.... you marry me?
  80. Profile photo of bianchi
    bianchi Female 18-29
    606 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 11:41 pm
    I want him!
  81. Profile photo of Sqam
    Sqam Female 18-29
    65 posts
    May 14, 2010 at 1:07 am
    The lens flare makes this 30% more awesome
  82. Profile photo of swiftshiv
    swiftshiv Male 18-29
    769 posts
    May 14, 2010 at 4:49 am
    dude... this kid is all kinds of big pimpin...
  83. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    May 14, 2010 at 7:39 am
    mclovin? is that you!?
  84. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    May 14, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    The photographer is just horrible. Horrible work.
  85. Profile photo of outdoorMINER
    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    May 14, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    ANTM
  86. Profile photo of joee182
    joee182 Male 18-29
    82 posts
    May 14, 2010 at 7:56 pm
    Awesome picture haha
  87. Profile photo of AlANeptune
    AlANeptune Female 18-29
    264 posts
    May 14, 2010 at 9:43 pm
    Omgoodness. This. Is Awesome. lol
  88. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    May 16, 2010 at 5:14 pm
    most of the geeks actually end up doign research and being paid pennies...sad times
  89. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    May 18, 2010 at 11:36 pm
    Lens flare on the calculator... Epic.

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