Russians Get Pig Drunk, Send It To Space [18 Pics]

Submitted by: Matwix_2004 6 years ago Funny

Back in the day, this is how the Russians--we assume--experimented with space travel. Poor piggie.
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Female 535
I think he was just being initiated into the Russian aeronautics program. Isn`t it sort of standard form? If you believe the movies, anyway.
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Male 1,371
You see, you MUST get it drunk first.
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Male 253
lolz! if the cannon part wasnt there, id wanna be the pig lol
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Female 635
aww poor piggy...
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Male 13
Why did the high ranking officer feel the need to use a starting gun. Was there another pig racing into space as well?
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Female 223
@darkgear6: OH NOEZ! I thought that happened yesterday :-(
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Male 2,551
sbeelz - You are an hero. You win an internet.
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Female 151
holy cow...
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Male 1,378
old
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Male 61
......wut?
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Male 725
"Pigs In Space"
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Male 2,868
"ok, but why are thier faces all dirty?"

Because they just spent about 10 minutes rolling around in the mud to try and catch a drunk disoriented pig that just got shot out of a fcuking cannon.
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Male 2,050
Babe: Pig in Outer Space
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Male 680
@entwife:

Already soaked in wine, aye?
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Male 439
ok, but why are thier faces all dirty?
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Female 536
They probably celebrated their success with some sweet and tender pork chops afterward :-(
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Male 2,748
thats a sweet ass cannon O.o
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Female 211
Tax dollars at work.
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Male 496
someone took the saying a little too seriously...
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Male 1,548
If you`re wondering why this is useful in any way, its because pigs panic and die when exposed to too much or too little gravitational force. The US tried airdropping pigs as parts of humanitarian aid packages to isolated villages and they all died. apparently, if this actually worked, this proves that there is a way to keep the pig alive in these kinds of situations.
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Female 3,598
so what valuable scientific knowledge did they gain from this experiment?

to see if pigs throw up.
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Male 10,854
Space? That`s a bit of a stretch.
Stratospher? Probably.
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Female 452
That pig was totally oblivious.
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Male 722
This is typical Russia.
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Male 27
Ownage...not!!!
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Male 594
Gosupaul: If you`re using Wikipedia to define the meaning of humour, it doesn`t really say much about your sense of humour overall, now does it?

Just saying.
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Male 1,929
WIN
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Male 25,416
Riiggghhhttt! well thats random!
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Female 8,044
damn thats some serious ass booze when someone signs it and puts an official seal on it.
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Male 516
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Female 3,574
I`ll stop coming to IAB everyday when pigs fly........... wait.
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Male 274
safe
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Female 30
Of course they shot the drunk pig into space. Have you ever been around a drunk pig? You definitely don`t want them hanging around your place after they get all likkered up. They keep telling the same bad joke over and over again at the top of their lungs, they hit on you SO, they break your stuff, and they eat all your food. Then they start inviting all their Facebook friends to come over and you`ve got a whole house full of drunk pigs. It is FAR better to put them into low-earth orbit after the second glass of wine, believe me.
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Male 221
In Soviet Russia, pigs really do fly!
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Male 1,523
Pigs are cool!
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Male 678
batdyke, yes, it`s a comedic mockumentary.
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Male 678
GosuPaul, see Loxen`s posts.
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Female 3,828
cute little pig.
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Female 149
@Loxen:
Was it meant to be funny? I looked it up but I wasn`t sure if its intentions were comedic...
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Male 516
Maybe they were testing the correlation of blood-alcohol level to atmospheric pressure by intoxicating a....a pig and putting it in a pressure suit and...launching it with a certain amount of inertial G`s and...seeing if...the bacon gets crispier...quicker?

I surrender.
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Female 579
In Soviet Russia, you send pig into space.
Anywhere else, pig sends YOU into space.



maybe.
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Female 1,386
"First on the Moon" A mockumentary
(ie pictures are stills from a Russian mocumentary made in 2005)
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Female 1,386
This is old.
Also... isn`t it fake? Damnit IAB don`t make me google..
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Male 15,510
In mother Russia something happen to the contrary it normally is suppose to happen
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Male 4,807
In Soviet Russia... oh never mind
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Male 71
I want to do that. That looks fun as hell.
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Male 1,357
lmfao! good old ruskies
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Male 285
haha, its like they just shot it from some cannon.
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Male 84
bet that pig poo itself big time
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Female 290
Maybe it`s a cure for hangovers. >_>
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Male 4,867
lol poor pig.
the coat thing its wearing is funny
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Male 535
Step one: Launch drunk pig into space
Step Two: ???
Step three: Profit!
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Male 2,551
Link: Russians Get Pig Drunk, Send It To Space [18 Pics] [Rate Link] - Back in the day, this is how the Russians--we assume--experimented with space travel. Poor piggie.
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