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Date: 05/26/10 10:00 AM

77 Responses to Reporter Fails At Swinging Hammer, Being A Man

  1. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 8:47 am
    Link: Reporter Fails At Swinging Hammer, Being A Man - Check, make sure no one is around--check. Not hit like a girl--hmmm.
  2. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 10:07 am
    Someone got pranked.
  3. Profile photo of unmercyfuldu
    unmercyfuldu Male 18-29
    762 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 10:16 am
    For anyone who is wondering, it is actually really hard to break some glass with metal, specifically tempered glass used on cars. Metal is softer than glass. Those emergency window breaking hammers they sell have ceramic tips which is harder than glass. Check out spark plug ceramic being thrown at glass, it takes almost nothing but a pebble of spark plug ceramic to shatter glass.
  4. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 10:18 am
    Make sure no-one is around to see you fail.
  5. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 10:20 am
    Please hammer, don`t hurt `em.
  6. Profile photo of mmill928
    mmill928 Female 18-29
    275 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 10:20 am
    I laughed so hard when the window just fell down XD
  7. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 10:29 am
    AhhhHaHa @ Blood... are you getting this camera guy?
  8. Profile photo of tainteddeity
    tainteddeity Male 18-29
    848 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 10:30 am
    Um, why did anybody bring gender into this?
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    bdr127
    47 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 10:33 am
    Use a sparkplug: www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxNvcsbxhfE
  10. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 10:40 am
    WTF HAHAHAHAHA
  11. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 10:44 am
    "Make sure no-one is around to see you fail"

    My thoughts exactly
  12. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
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    May 26, 2010 at 10:56 am
    How come a tiny pebble falling from the back of a truck can crack any windshield every time but a hammer can`t do damage to the door glass?
  13. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 10:59 am
    Tempered glass is like that, I`ve worked with it many times. Sometimes you can hit it full force with a hammer, and the hammer bounces back at you. Sometimes it shatters in your hands when you bring a sheet in out of a cold truck.
  14. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 11:00 am
    The dude swings a hammer like a little girl.
  15. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 11:19 am
    I like how he opens the door @ 0:20 to make sure its not locked like thats the problem.
  16. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 11:39 am
    Well, I guess that he is one less person you have to worry about breaking into your car. lol
  17. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 11:40 am
    lol, what a failure
  18. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 11:44 am
    AAAAAHAHAHHAAH The part where the window rolls down made me LOL ssooooooo f`ing had. OOOHHHH MY GODDD!!!!!!!111!!1!!one!!11!1!!11
  19. Profile photo of unlk
    unlk Male 18-29
    233 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 11:48 am
    @meepmaker

    hahaha thats exactly what i was thinking
  20. Profile photo of YoureSexxxy
    YoureSexxxy Female 18-29
    25 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 11:59 am
    Aww, poor little weakling.
  21. Profile photo of Tacit
    Tacit Male 18-29
    17 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    @meepmaker and unlk
    I think what hes trying to do there is use the intelligent approach...check if the car is unlocked instead of smashing a while friggin window? Sounds like a better idea. I think thats what he was jokingly trying to show.
  22. Profile photo of skaterboy17
    skaterboy17 Male 18-29
    296 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    @meepmaker,

    I think he was saying, "Oh, it was unlocked, I didn`t need to break the window anyways."
  23. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    weak, or super window?
  24. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
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    May 26, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    The best part was when the window rolled down.
  25. Profile photo of MP3Daddy
    MP3Daddy Male 30-39
    32 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    A car window can be difficult to break with a hammer. It is actually easier if you use the claw part of the hammer since that will focus the energy onto a smaller portion of the window
  26. Profile photo of Lukgeezy
    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    wow!!!
  27. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7468 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    when the window falls and the look of defeat spreads across his face, that is the moment when the video became worth the time it took to watch it.
  28. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    "I never saw one do that."
  29. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    NEW!
  30. Profile photo of Swordking
    Swordking Male 18-29
    98 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    I found a way to make this funnier. Open Ski Runner in another tab/window and watch this vid with or without sound. It just fits so well.
  31. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    Yup, The window falling left me laughing so hard it hurt. Had to submit it :-)
  32. Profile photo of Durhai
    Durhai Male 18-29
    6 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    MP3Daddy "A car window can be difficult to break with a hammer. It is actually easier if you use the claw part of the hammer since that will focus the energy onto a smaller portion of the window"

    Even easier if you use throw a piece of ceramic at the window such as from a broken spark plug.
  33. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    Its amazing how he kinda doesn`t understand he`s making an a**of himself. Yet so proud of the blood from his failure - did you get that? lol
  34. Profile photo of ILikeApples
    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    great... that car now has aids
  35. Profile photo of Tacos4Brkfst
    Tacos4Brkfst Male 18-29
    620 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    If you cant swing a hammer hard enough...


  36. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    Lmao @ the window falling. That was epic carjacking skills right there.
  37. Profile photo of mcfudge
    mcfudge Male 18-29
    537 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 3:59 pm
    He wasn`t hitting it right, you need to power through the window like its not there, if you don`t apply some amount of force as the hammer strikes the window, it just bounces off. Or as previously stated, spark plug ceramic will do it with almost no noise and very little force.
  38. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    All he had to do was wedge a piece of wood, dirt etc in the bottom of the frame on the inside so the window couldn`t flex as much. More than anything else, the video shows what a lack of basic intelligence looks like, because he never considered WHY it wasn`t working.

    Even if he had placed one hand on the outside of the window and applied a little pressure, a relatively small tap of the window would have broken it.
  39. Profile photo of NessieBabii
    NessieBabii Female 18-29
    118 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    haha.. noob
  40. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 4:31 pm
    thanks taco
  41. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 4:33 pm
    Smashing window is a dickhead`s way of breaking into a car, because it always makes a noise.

    Insert flathead screwdriver into TOP of door frame between car and door, push, put something into the gap like a small stick to hold it. Fold flexible packing strap in half lengthways, insert through gap, slide down to doorknob, one part of strap each side of knob. Hold ends of strap in different hands. You can very accurately control the horizontal and vertical position of each side of the strap by manipulating the appropriate end piece in your hands. When they are appropriately positioned, pull gently upward applying enough pressure to keep the strap tight against the knob. If you have trouble doing this bit, cheat and put blu-tak on the inside sides of the strap at that point.

    With practice you can open ANY vehicle this way in under 30 seconds, no matter what shape the lock knob is.
  42. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 4:36 pm
    Er... information provided as a Public Service in case you lock yourself out of your own car, obviously.
  43. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 4:41 pm
    hahaha man fail :P
  44. Profile photo of Morrigann
    Morrigann Male 18-29
    480 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    *sigh* if he wanted to break it easier, he should have used the claw side. Window break easier with a sharp point. An even more effective tool is one of those spring loaded metal punches.
  45. Profile photo of necrobitch
    necrobitch Female 18-29
    467 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    girls can hit way better than men
    you mean person

    LOL
  46. Profile photo of necrobitch
    necrobitch Female 18-29
    467 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    i did not say mean person
    i said
    C`UNT
  47. Profile photo of xXamwxxXx
    xXamwxxXx Male 18-29
    285 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 5:20 pm
    memories
  48. Profile photo of imx36degrees
    imx36degrees Female 18-29
    62 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    @Morrigann you sure know alot about breaking windows ;D
  49. Profile photo of Lejjena
    Lejjena Male 18-29
    68 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 6:23 pm
    hahaha
  50. Profile photo of Gwillers25
    Gwillers25 Male 18-29
    17 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 6:35 pm
    That`s brilliant! Ha!
  51. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 6:47 pm
    Wow, gave me a pretty good laugh. If only my car was broken into that way. Damn bastrd used a scredriver and jammed it along the window seam and pryed the window to break (no blunt force, no alarm). A $150 window replacement turned into a $900 repair job. Reporter doesn`t know chit.
  52. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 6:54 pm
    get a bigger hammer stupid! a sledgehammer works wonders.
  53. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 7:00 pm
    > LtFurpie
    > Damn bastrd used a scredriver and jammed it along the window seam and...

    lol Furpie, see my post below. Yes folks, if its your OWN car, use a cloth to protect the paintwork in step 1. If its someone`s else`s car, meh.
  54. Profile photo of Genocyde
    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 7:26 pm
    Laughed til I couldn`t breathe when the window actually came down.
  55. Profile photo of LaChanteuse
    LaChanteuse Female 18-29
    77 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 7:59 pm
    haha fail on top of epic fail!
  56. Profile photo of mtlrx327
    mtlrx327 Female 18-29
    42 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 8:40 pm
    I laughed so hard when the window fell down!
  57. Profile photo of xRemy
    xRemy Female 18-29
    14 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 8:53 pm
    The window following down almost made me choke on my grapes lol
  58. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 9:10 pm
    ha, the window sliding down was hilarious... i love how pissed he was getting too
  59. Profile photo of mischeif954
    mischeif954 Male 18-29
    616 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 10:21 pm
    lol my favorite part was when he like "Oh the doors open" like that was the reason he couldn`t break it.
  60. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 10:46 pm
    that`s why they call it hardened glass
  61. Profile photo of NinjaB0b
    NinjaB0b Male 18-29
    173 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 3:08 am
    he failed so hard that the window tried to face palm itself O__O
  62. Profile photo of longhornsfan
    longhornsfan Male 18-29
    134 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 8:11 am
    FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAIL

    ahh the media and their pussies
  63. Profile photo of Twist13
    Twist13 Male 70 & Over
    607 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 10:40 am
    LOL! That is one of the funniest clips I have seen in a very long time! :) All you need is a hammer... lol
  64. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 10:43 am
    I just took his man card. Think I`ll hock it for something good...
  65. Profile photo of jamesrs
    jamesrs Male 18-29
    85 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    idont know about you but im less scared about car thieves now :)
  66. Profile photo of prizum547
    prizum547 Male 18-29
    8 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    he rolled down the window with a hammer.....rofl
  67. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
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    May 27, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    I can break that glass with the palm of my hand, and he can`t break it with a hammer!??!
  68. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    This is a FTW fail.
  69. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    May 27, 2010 at 5:02 pm
    failed!
  70. Profile photo of Luniz82
    Luniz82 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 8:03 pm
    Worst thief ever!
  71. Profile photo of Dat1Rican
    Dat1Rican Male 18-29
    263 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 10:59 pm
    couple of seconds huh? lol
  72. Profile photo of AlANeptune
    AlANeptune Female 18-29
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    May 27, 2010 at 11:05 pm
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasp* HA..HA... ahhh....
    He sux, I would say.
  73. Profile photo of Creabhain
    Creabhain Male 40-49
    440 posts
    May 28, 2010 at 6:11 am
    I saw a TV show which demonstrated that if you smash a spark plug the tiny bits are so super hard that they smash a car window easily. They even showed how a hammer is not thatgood at breaking the glass. It was well cool.

    The piece that the guy broke the window with was barly a few mm wide. Science meets theft.
  74. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    May 28, 2010 at 6:29 am
    Cut!I don`t know...
    You have to give it to him, after hurting himself he still went on.
  75. Profile photo of c0rRupt3dblu
    c0rRupt3dblu Male 18-29
    31 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 2:07 am
    Poor guy....his hands are shaking now!
  76. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
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    June 1, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    *applause*
  77. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
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    June 1, 2010 at 6:03 pm
    OMG! He f**king cut himself!! ROFL!

    That guy is a total clown.

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