Reporter Fails At Swinging Hammer, Being A Man

Submitted by: CrakrJak 6 years ago Funny

Check, make sure no one is around--check. Not hit like a girl--hmmm.
There are 76 comments:
Male 1,299
OMG! He f**king cut himself!! ROFL!

That guy is a total clown.
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Male 988
*applause*
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Male 31
Poor guy....his hands are shaking now!
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Male 1,360
Cut!I don`t know...
You have to give it to him, after hurting himself he still went on.
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Male 440
I saw a TV show which demonstrated that if you smash a spark plug the tiny bits are so super hard that they smash a car window easily. They even showed how a hammer is not thatgood at breaking the glass. It was well cool.

The piece that the guy broke the window with was barly a few mm wide. Science meets theft.
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Female 264
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasp* HA..HA... ahhh....
He sux, I would say.
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Male 263
couple of seconds huh? lol
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Male 587
Worst thief ever!
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Male 25,416
failed!
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Male 1,371
This is a FTW fail.
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Male 2,290
I can break that glass with the palm of my hand, and he can`t break it with a hammer!??!
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Male 8
he rolled down the window with a hammer.....rofl
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Male 85
idont know about you but im less scared about car thieves now :)
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Female 999
I just took his man card. Think I`ll hock it for something good...
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Male 608
LOL! That is one of the funniest clips I have seen in a very long time! :) All you need is a hammer... lol
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Male 134
FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAIL

ahh the media and their pussies
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Male 173
he failed so hard that the window tried to face palm itself O__O
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Male 2,005
that`s why they call it hardened glass
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Male 674
lol my favorite part was when he like "Oh the doors open" like that was the reason he couldn`t break it.
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Male 2,748
ha, the window sliding down was hilarious... i love how pissed he was getting too
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Female 14
The window following down almost made me choke on my grapes lol
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Female 42
I laughed so hard when the window fell down!
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Female 77
haha fail on top of epic fail!
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Male 712
Laughed til I couldn`t breathe when the window actually came down.
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Male 8,302
> LtFurpie
> Damn bastrd used a scredriver and jammed it along the window seam and...

lol Furpie, see my post below. Yes folks, if its your OWN car, use a cloth to protect the paintwork in step 1. If its someone`s else`s car, meh.
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Female 3,598
get a bigger hammer stupid! a sledgehammer works wonders.
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Male 1,013
Wow, gave me a pretty good laugh. If only my car was broken into that way. Damn bastrd used a scredriver and jammed it along the window seam and pryed the window to break (no blunt force, no alarm). A $150 window replacement turned into a $900 repair job. Reporter doesn`t know chit.
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Male 17
That`s brilliant! Ha!
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Male 68
hahaha
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Female 62
@Morrigann you sure know alot about breaking windows ;D
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Male 285
memories
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Female 467
i did not say mean person
i said
C`UNT
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Female 467
girls can hit way better than men
you mean person

LOL
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Male 480
*sigh* if he wanted to break it easier, he should have used the claw side. Window break easier with a sharp point. An even more effective tool is one of those spring loaded metal punches.
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Male 2,516
hahaha man fail :P
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Male 8,302
Er... information provided as a Public Service in case you lock yourself out of your own car, obviously.
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Male 8,302
Smashing window is a dickhead`s way of breaking into a car, because it always makes a noise.

Insert flathead screwdriver into TOP of door frame between car and door, push, put something into the gap like a small stick to hold it. Fold flexible packing strap in half lengthways, insert through gap, slide down to doorknob, one part of strap each side of knob. Hold ends of strap in different hands. You can very accurately control the horizontal and vertical position of each side of the strap by manipulating the appropriate end piece in your hands. When they are appropriately positioned, pull gently upward applying enough pressure to keep the strap tight against the knob. If you have trouble doing this bit, cheat and put blu-tak on the inside sides of the strap at that point.

With practice you can open ANY vehicle this way in under 30 seconds, no matter what shape the lock knob is.
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Female 1,894
thanks taco
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Female 118
haha.. noob
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Male 8,302
All he had to do was wedge a piece of wood, dirt etc in the bottom of the frame on the inside so the window couldn`t flex as much. More than anything else, the video shows what a lack of basic intelligence looks like, because he never considered WHY it wasn`t working.

Even if he had placed one hand on the outside of the window and applied a little pressure, a relatively small tap of the window would have broken it.
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Male 537
He wasn`t hitting it right, you need to power through the window like its not there, if you don`t apply some amount of force as the hammer strikes the window, it just bounces off. Or as previously stated, spark plug ceramic will do it with almost no noise and very little force.
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Female 1,427
Lmao @ the window falling. That was epic carjacking skills right there.
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Male 620
If you cant swing a hammer hard enough...


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Male 503
great... that car now has aids
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Male 784
Its amazing how he kinda doesn`t understand he`s making an a**of himself. Yet so proud of the blood from his failure - did you get that? lol
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Male 6
MP3Daddy "A car window can be difficult to break with a hammer. It is actually easier if you use the claw part of the hammer since that will focus the energy onto a smaller portion of the window"

Even easier if you use throw a piece of ceramic at the window such as from a broken spark plug.
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Male 17,512
Yup, The window falling left me laughing so hard it hurt. Had to submit it :-)
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Male 98
I found a way to make this funnier. Open Ski Runner in another tab/window and watch this vid with or without sound. It just fits so well.
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Male 15,510
NEW!
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Male 1,378
"I never saw one do that."
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Male 7,585
when the window falls and the look of defeat spreads across his face, that is the moment when the video became worth the time it took to watch it.
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Male 606
wow!!!
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Male 32
A car window can be difficult to break with a hammer. It is actually easier if you use the claw part of the hammer since that will focus the energy onto a smaller portion of the window
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Female 1,515
The best part was when the window rolled down.
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Male 699
weak, or super window?
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Male 296
@meepmaker,

I think he was saying, "Oh, it was unlocked, I didn`t need to break the window anyways."
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Male 17
@meepmaker and unlk
I think what hes trying to do there is use the intelligent approach...check if the car is unlocked instead of smashing a while friggin window? Sounds like a better idea. I think thats what he was jokingly trying to show.
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Female 25
Aww, poor little weakling.
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Male 233
@meepmaker

hahaha thats exactly what i was thinking
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Male 1,256
AAAAAHAHAHHAAH The part where the window rolls down made me LOL ssooooooo f`ing had. OOOHHHH MY GODDD!!!!!!!111!!1!!one!!11!1!!11
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Male 4,867
lol, what a failure
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Male 1,598
Well, I guess that he is one less person you have to worry about breaking into your car. lol
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Male 6,694
I like how he opens the door @ 0:20 to make sure its not locked like thats the problem.
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Male 4,594
The dude swings a hammer like a little girl.
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Male 5,194
Tempered glass is like that, I`ve worked with it many times. Sometimes you can hit it full force with a hammer, and the hammer bounces back at you. Sometimes it shatters in your hands when you bring a sheet in out of a cold truck.
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Male 7,378
How come a tiny pebble falling from the back of a truck can crack any windshield every time but a hammer can`t do damage to the door glass?
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Female 1,001
"Make sure no-one is around to see you fail"

My thoughts exactly
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Male 2,690
WTF HAHAHAHAHA
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Male 848
Um, why did anybody bring gender into this?
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Male 4,807
AhhhHaHa @ Blood... are you getting this camera guy?
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Female 275
I laughed so hard when the window just fell down XD
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Male 19,879
Please hammer, don`t hurt `em.
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Male 1,108
Make sure no-one is around to see you fail.
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Male 762
For anyone who is wondering, it is actually really hard to break some glass with metal, specifically tempered glass used on cars. Metal is softer than glass. Those emergency window breaking hammers they sell have ceramic tips which is harder than glass. Check out spark plug ceramic being thrown at glass, it takes almost nothing but a pebble of spark plug ceramic to shatter glass.
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Male 10,339
Someone got pranked.
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Male 17,512
Link: Reporter Fails At Swinging Hammer, Being A Man [Rate Link] - Check, make sure no one is around--check. Not hit like a girl--hmmm.
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