Prom Night Is A Night For Dreams...[Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Sad, lonely, depressing Twilight dreams...
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Male 1,299
Lets not ignore that fact that she`s at LEAST the 2nd cutest girl up there.
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Male 27
WACKY WAVE INFLATABLE ... wut? Oh i`m out of here
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Female 3
Edward looks like he got mauled my tinkerbell in those movies....just sayin`
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Male 112
Of course its a ginger
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Male 506
Someone, asked her to the prom...and got turned down.

That dude, is feeling pretty damn pooty about his life.
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Female 106
I think I just died a little on the inside :( /wrists
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Male 25,416
or nightmares!
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Male 376
What`s even worse is that she`s really pretty, and probably would have had no problem finding a real date.
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Male 2,688
Siyanor... Edward sparkles like he`s wearing body glitter in the movies... They even SELL Twilight spray on body glitter at Hot Topic to recreate it yourself.
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Male 1,184
Twilight sparkling is like being rolled in a pile of body glitter? (I haven`t seen any Twilight movies.) Sparkling to me is intermittent glowing in several localized regions. You know, the way things actually sparkle IRL.
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Female 728
I have some friends who bought one of those cardboard Edward standups as a joke. They put it in the window of their dorm suite to weird out passers-by. :D
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Female 614
allt he people around her are only smiling for the camera. once they get in the limo, they`ll passively aggressively igore her while she cuddles up to the stiff robert patinson.

and not stiff in a good way. stiff in a papercut way.
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Female 169
Did the cardboard cutout chip in for the limo?
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Female 163
She actually has a pretty sexy body to me *shrug*. I`d do it, the poster I mean.
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Male 5,189
Lol oO
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Male 605
people really care about the history of vampires..lol


and her legs bother me too!
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Male 5,194
I said it was "shopped" because a hot chick like that isn`t going to be into Twilight OR missing a prom date. I say they shopped off about 300 pounds and 2 chins.
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Male 173
eh i dont care if its a joke. the fact that she did it makes me automatically hate her
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Male 2,159
Maybe it`s a joke? Anyone?
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Male 322
...Am I the only one bothered by the angle of their legs?
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Male 2,688
Actually, we didn`t cover Chinese mythology, but I heard of Chiang-shih. But again, they don`t SPARKLE, i.e. like being rolled in a giant pile of body glitter...... The have a dull glow from the energy they absorb. Simply saying that the vampires of Twilight are more characteristic of Fae.
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Male 102
I`d be more worried that he`s 115, she`s between 15-18.

But who doesn`t like the daddy daughter thing nowadays...
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Female 63
oh wow... and i didn`t think it could get any worse
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Female 1,386
Mayhaps the Twilight cutout is a stand-in for the person holding the camera?
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Male 2,748
and she`s so cute!!! why?????!!!!! CURSE YOU TWILIGHT!!!!
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Male 1,452
now I feel better about my self for going stag -_-
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Female 3,598
i think people fail to understand that IAB is a site that was purposely designed to "steal" content from other sites. An emzrok do you really think that Lamebook was the very first site to ever picture that?
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Male 68
yyyyeahhhh thats pathetic for sure.
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Female 1,264
"the girl`s too hot for this to be anything but a joke. if it were a fatty, then it would be sad but true..."

Right, because pretty girls can`t be stupid and all fat girls are desperate to date. Seriously, grow up. You are too lame.
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Male 522
the girl`s too hot for this to be anything but a joke. if it were a fatty, then it would be sad but true...
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Male 721
How would that work, like, later on...?
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Female 1,682
...Thats pretty pathetic. :/
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Female 612
Do you think she doesn`t have a real date because she is so Twilight-obsessed she won`t date anyone who isn`t "perfect" like her beloved creeper Edward?
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Male 285
Damn, ditch the cardboard girl I`ll show you whats up.
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Female 467
they all look shabby
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Female 1,306
As seen on lamebook...?

Sheesh, if you`re going to steal something from another site, at least give it credit for originally finding it.
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Female 330
haha i have that in my room.. but i would NEVER do that!!
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Male 914
hmmm, always thought vampires would be taller...
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Male 1,184
Hrm.. I suppose they don`t so much sparkle as glow. They sometimes have a "green phosphorescent glow."

Chiang-Shih

taylor, apparently your class said nothing about chiang-shih, which were written about waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay before Western vampires or ANY kind of anemia.
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Female 11
Well at the very least, I`m betting he won`t dance with other girls.
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Female 423
fail
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Male 203
That`s sad.
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Female 150
Siyanor, find me a link that says chinese vampires sparkle and I may believe you. Futhermore, should we argue the gender of the lochness monster while we`re at it? Or whether bigfoot prefers boxers or briefs?
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Male 503
that made me laugh. but she doesnt look too bad how could she not get a date? maybe she has a lazy eye
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Male 2,688
We`re talking 17th - 18th century... Wheaties were the last thing on peoples` minds.
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Male 2,307
There is no way in hell that it would be an advantage to absorb someone`s iron like that. Just eat some damn wheaties or something.
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Male 2,688
First of all, vampires DO exist, just not in the sense that you see in the books. In fact the original "vampires" suffered from a disease that destroyed their body`s ability to keep iron in the bloodstream, a form of Anemia that was incurable at the time. The only means of attaining the iron they needed was to drink the blood of others to acquire the right amounts.

So those scoffing at my intelligence, try again from a different angle. I didn`t go to school for Occult Studies and Ancient Mythology for nothing.

And by the way... A vampire that devours SOULS is called a Wraith... This mythology is seen in decent accuracy in the game Soul Reaver.

Do I believe in the typical vision of vampires? No. Its a work of fiction thats been around for centuries. But I DO believe ONE THING... The Vampires of Twilight are NOT vampires. They more closely resemble the Fae or the Sprites...
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Female 1,077
first, i`m positive they`re all just joking.
second, twilight sucks ass. and i have no respect for anyone who likes it.
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Female 203
XD I love how the haters waste more time each day bashing it than the lovers do protecting it. Get over yourselves.
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Female 224
hahaha, thts just funny
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Female 40
if you hate twilight so much why are you wasting your oh so precious time dogging it, if its so unimportant dont take time out of your day to drink so much hateraide
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Female 1,401
siyenor-ummm...im pretty sure the only thing panda sed about dracula wuz that he doesnt sparkle. he rlly sed absolutely NOTHING about him being the first vampire!!! and im agreeing with lukgeezy with this, 2...
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Male 1,378
WHO GIVES A drat ABOUT VAMPIRES, TWILIGHT SUCKS, UNFUNNY PICTURE.
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Male 612
Lukgeezym, lol footloose...
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Male 605
Siyanor....ur a fudgein loser you really need to prove how much you know about false beings,who care about them all I care about is that movie suct..so read ur little vampire book and play Magic b/c ur a very lonley person!!
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Male 605
Effen loser...Footloose was a better Vampire movie than Twilight.
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Female 205
what the.....
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Male 1,184
panda, you do realize that you are utterly moronic if you think Dracula was the first instance of a vampire ever recorded?

Vampires were an invention from ANCIENT CHINA, as in BEFORE THE COMMON ERA.
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Male 699
apparently they all have penises on their eyes
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Male 11,739
If Richard Simmons became a vampire he`d sparkle.
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Male 794
just cuz it seems like a cute girl with a cutout of a celebrity its cute, if it was an overweight nerd boy with a cut out of olivia munnnnnn it would be considered creepy, but still not as creepy as liking twilight
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Male 5,314
what a sad individual
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Male 914
their eyes what happened to their eyes oh dear god!!!!!??????
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Female 150
Siyanor- please tell me you`re kidding, because if not, that is incredibly sad. You need to read real vampire books, like bram stokers dracula. He may not die in sunlight but he sure as s*h*i*t doesn`t sparkle. That is the most ridiculous thing I`ve ever heard. Bloodsucking vampires that sparkle... what the f*u*ck.
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Female 876
i`m guessing her boyfriend is the one who`s taking the picture
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Male 118
"She is to cute to not have a date. She must smell bad."

That, or she`s into Twilight.
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Male 519
hey date might be the one taking the picture
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Male 363
This is not shopped, you noob.
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Female 4,039
Nice to know that prom dresses are still hideous.
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Male 566
@taylor stone
I didn`t make it past the back cover before hurling (it) across the room.
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Male 6,693
She is to cute to not have a date. She must smell bad.
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Male 1,184
taylor, when you get home from graverobbing, kill yourself for having an IQ less than 50.

Even if you somehow do believe in vampires and want to look to traditional definitions of a vampire, look at the oldest ones. They DO, in fact, sparkle in the sunlight, and sun does not kill them, but rather HURTS THEIR EYES. Vampires also traditionally feed on souls. I`m sure you think it`s blood. It`s not.
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Female 3,574
How does this look shopped?
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Male 1,256
"SHOPPED. Either they removed the original boyfriend, or made the girl 300 pounds lighter."

Maybe she has really ugly eyes. You never know...
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Male 11,739
Look up loser in the dictionary and you get this.
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Male 4,593
Yeah, but I bet she`s an animal in the sack.
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Male 5,194
SHOPPED. Either they removed the original boyfriend, or made the girl 300 pounds lighter.
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Male 237
@taylor_stone
I think the REAL point people need to keep in mind is... VAMPIRES DON`T EXIST... you sound just as stupid as this woman
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Male 443
whatever floats your boat I suppose
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Male 2,690
Okay that`s just pathetic.
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Female 3,574
I think the Oatmeal described "how Twilight works" pretty accurately.
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Male 4,431
LOL, taylor_stone! Yes, it`s very important to know the actual *true* nature of vampires, you know, being as they`re so real and all. ;-)

While I agree with your sentiment about the books, the irony of your post was just too sweet to pass up. ;-)
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Male 848
No, vampires don`t exist.
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Male 13,630
Im with Taylor, hate twilighters, want a real vamp? go Knock on Nosferatu`s door,or Mr Barlows out of salems lot, go give tham a kiss.
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Male 40
@auburn
Yes, with a very thin paper penis.

On the other note, HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Female 262
Ofcourse someone is taking the picture...
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Male 2,688
Good... Hope she goes home afterward and cuts her wrists, damn Twilighter.

People... VAMPIRES DON`T SPARKLE IN SUNLIGHT! Sunlight KILLS them! Vampires aren`t emo pu$$ies, either... Vampires feed on humans and kill people.

How the hell can people be dumb enough to read more than 15 pages into Twilight and not burn the fkin book????
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Female 9,572
I hope she`s kidding...
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Male 10,338
Funny thing is, she`s probably going to be the one that gets laid that night.
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Male 20,908
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