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Date: 05/26/10 10:06 AM

90 Responses to Prom Night Is A Night For Dreams…[Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18853 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 10:01 am
    Link: Prom Night Is A Night For Dreams... - Sad, lonely, depressing Twilight dreams...
  2. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 10:09 am
    Funny thing is, she`s probably going to be the one that gets laid that night.
  3. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 10:13 am
    I hope she`s kidding...
  4. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 10:14 am
    Good... Hope she goes home afterward and cuts her wrists, damn Twilighter.

    People... VAMPIRES DON`T SPARKLE IN SUNLIGHT! Sunlight KILLS them! Vampires aren`t emo pu$$ies, either... Vampires feed on humans and kill people.

    How the hell can people be dumb enough to read more than 15 pages into Twilight and not burn the fkin book????
  5. Profile photo of Lyannovitch
    Lyannovitch Female 18-29
    262 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 10:25 am
    Ofcourse someone is taking the picture...
  6. Profile photo of Rokaku
    Rokaku Male 13-17
    40 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 10:27 am
    @auburn
    Yes, with a very thin paper penis.

    On the other note, HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  7. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 10:27 am
    Im with Taylor, hate twilighters, want a real vamp? go Knock on Nosferatu`s door,or Mr Barlows out of salems lot, go give tham a kiss.
  8. Profile photo of tainteddeity
    tainteddeity Male 18-29
    848 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 10:28 am
    No, vampires don`t exist.
  9. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 10:29 am
    LOL, taylor_stone! Yes, it`s very important to know the actual *true* nature of vampires, you know, being as they`re so real and all. ;-)

    While I agree with your sentiment about the books, the irony of your post was just too sweet to pass up. ;-)
  10. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 10:33 am
    I think the Oatmeal described "how Twilight works" pretty accurately.
  11. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 10:34 am
    Okay that`s just pathetic.
  12. Profile photo of lllBorislll
    lllBorislll Male 18-29
    443 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 10:37 am
    whatever floats your boat I suppose
  13. Profile photo of boNeymiZz
    boNeymiZz Male 18-29
    237 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 10:42 am
    @taylor_stone
    I think the REAL point people need to keep in mind is... VAMPIRES DON`T EXIST... you sound just as stupid as this woman
  14. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 10:50 am
    SHOPPED. Either they removed the original boyfriend, or made the girl 300 pounds lighter.
  15. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 10:54 am
    Yeah, but I bet she`s an animal in the sack.
  16. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 11:03 am
    Look up loser in the dictionary and you get this.
  17. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 11:09 am
    "SHOPPED. Either they removed the original boyfriend, or made the girl 300 pounds lighter."

    Maybe she has really ugly eyes. You never know...
  18. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 11:21 am
    How does this look shopped?
  19. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 11:23 am
    taylor, when you get home from graverobbing, kill yourself for having an IQ less than 50.

    Even if you somehow do believe in vampires and want to look to traditional definitions of a vampire, look at the oldest ones. They DO, in fact, sparkle in the sunlight, and sun does not kill them, but rather HURTS THEIR EYES. Vampires also traditionally feed on souls. I`m sure you think it`s blood. It`s not.
  20. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 11:23 am
    She is to cute to not have a date. She must smell bad.
  21. Profile photo of ohplease
    ohplease Male 50-59
    567 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 11:24 am
    @taylor stone
    I didn`t make it past the back cover before hurling (it) across the room.
  22. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 11:30 am
    Nice to know that prom dresses are still hideous.
  23. Profile photo of HunterKiller
    HunterKiller Male 18-29
    363 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 11:35 am
    This is not shopped, you noob.
  24. Profile photo of xhaseox
    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 11:36 am
    hey date might be the one taking the picture
  25. Profile photo of SirLunchalot
    SirLunchalot Male 30-39
    118 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 11:41 am
    "She is to cute to not have a date. She must smell bad."

    That, or she`s into Twilight.
  26. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    877 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 11:42 am
    i`m guessing her boyfriend is the one who`s taking the picture
  27. Profile photo of pandabear21
    pandabear21 Female 18-29
    150 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 11:42 am
    Siyanor- please tell me you`re kidding, because if not, that is incredibly sad. You need to read real vampire books, like bram stokers dracula. He may not die in sunlight but he sure as s*h*i*t doesn`t sparkle. That is the most ridiculous thing I`ve ever heard. Bloodsucking vampires that sparkle... what the f*u*ck.
  28. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 11:55 am
    their eyes what happened to their eyes oh dear god!!!!!??????
  29. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    what a sad individual
  30. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    just cuz it seems like a cute girl with a cutout of a celebrity its cute, if it was an overweight nerd boy with a cut out of olivia munnnnnn it would be considered creepy, but still not as creepy as liking twilight
  31. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    If Richard Simmons became a vampire he`d sparkle.
  32. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    apparently they all have penises on their eyes
  33. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    panda, you do realize that you are utterly moronic if you think Dracula was the first instance of a vampire ever recorded?

    Vampires were an invention from ANCIENT CHINA, as in BEFORE THE COMMON ERA.
  34. Profile photo of sereniee
    sereniee Female 18-29
    205 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    what the.....
  35. Profile photo of Lukgeezy
    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    Effen loser...Footloose was a better Vampire movie than Twilight.
  36. Profile photo of Lukgeezy
    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    Siyanor....ur a fudgein loser you really need to prove how much you know about false beings,who care about them all I care about is that movie suct..so read ur little vampire book and play Magic b/c ur a very lonley person!!
  37. Profile photo of router52000
    router52000 Male 18-29
    613 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 12:53 pm
    Lukgeezym, lol footloose...
  38. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    WHO GIVES A drat ABOUT VAMPIRES, TWILIGHT SUCKS, UNFUNNY PICTURE.
  39. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    siyenor-ummm...im pretty sure the only thing panda sed about dracula wuz that he doesnt sparkle. he rlly sed absolutely NOTHING about him being the first vampire!!! and im agreeing with lukgeezy with this, 2...
  40. Profile photo of tiffbafb
    tiffbafb Female 18-29
    40 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    if you hate twilight so much why are you wasting your oh so precious time dogging it, if its so unimportant dont take time out of your day to drink so much hateraide
  41. Profile photo of lkc1
    lkc1 Female 13-17
    224 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    hahaha, thts just funny
  42. Profile photo of kiriluv
    kiriluv Female 18-29
    203 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    XD I love how the haters waste more time each day bashing it than the lovers do protecting it. Get over yourselves.
  43. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    first, i`m positive they`re all just joking.
    second, twilight sucks ass. and i have no respect for anyone who likes it.
  44. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    First of all, vampires DO exist, just not in the sense that you see in the books. In fact the original "vampires" suffered from a disease that destroyed their body`s ability to keep iron in the bloodstream, a form of Anemia that was incurable at the time. The only means of attaining the iron they needed was to drink the blood of others to acquire the right amounts.

    So those scoffing at my intelligence, try again from a different angle. I didn`t go to school for Occult Studies and Ancient Mythology for nothing.

    And by the way... A vampire that devours SOULS is called a Wraith... This mythology is seen in decent accuracy in the game Soul Reaver.

    Do I believe in the typical vision of vampires? No. Its a work of fiction thats been around for centuries. But I DO believe ONE THING... The Vampires of Twilight are NOT vampires. They more closely resemble the Fae or the Sprites...
  45. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2279 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    There is no way in hell that it would be an advantage to absorb someone`s iron like that. Just eat some damn wheaties or something.
  46. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    We`re talking 17th - 18th century... Wheaties were the last thing on peoples` minds.
  47. Profile photo of ILikeApples
    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    that made me laugh. but she doesnt look too bad how could she not get a date? maybe she has a lazy eye
  48. Profile photo of pandabear21
    pandabear21 Female 18-29
    150 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    Siyanor, find me a link that says chinese vampires sparkle and I may believe you. Futhermore, should we argue the gender of the lochness monster while we`re at it? Or whether bigfoot prefers boxers or briefs?
  49. Profile photo of JNAtheDUDE
    JNAtheDUDE Male 13-17
    203 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    That`s sad.
  50. Profile photo of gothgirl69
    gothgirl69 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 3:35 pm
    fail
  51. Profile photo of AudraConnoly
    AudraConnoly Female 13-17
    11 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    Well at the very least, I`m betting he won`t dance with other girls.
  52. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    Hrm.. I suppose they don`t so much sparkle as glow. They sometimes have a "green phosphorescent glow."

    Chiang-Shih

    taylor, apparently your class said nothing about chiang-shih, which were written about waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay before Western vampires or ANY kind of anemia.
  53. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    hmmm, always thought vampires would be taller...
  54. Profile photo of TCullen23
    TCullen23 Female 18-29
    330 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    haha i have that in my room.. but i would NEVER do that!!
  55. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 4:40 pm
    As seen on lamebook...?

    Sheesh, if you`re going to steal something from another site, at least give it credit for originally finding it.
  56. Profile photo of necrobitch
    necrobitch Female 18-29
    467 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    they all look shabby
  57. Profile photo of xXamwxxXx
    xXamwxxXx Male 18-29
    285 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    Damn, ditch the cardboard girl I`ll show you whats up.
  58. Profile photo of Seastone
    Seastone Female 18-29
    612 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    Do you think she doesn`t have a real date because she is so Twilight-obsessed she won`t date anyone who isn`t "perfect" like her beloved creeper Edward?
  59. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 5:24 pm
    ...Thats pretty pathetic. :/
  60. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    How would that work, like, later on...?
  61. Profile photo of bomb_tom
    bomb_tom Male 18-29
    522 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    the girl`s too hot for this to be anything but a joke. if it were a fatty, then it would be sad but true...
  62. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 6:10 pm
    "the girl`s too hot for this to be anything but a joke. if it were a fatty, then it would be sad but true..."

    Right, because pretty girls can`t be stupid and all fat girls are desperate to date. Seriously, grow up. You are too lame.
  63. Profile photo of Lejjena
    Lejjena Male 18-29
    68 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    yyyyeahhhh thats pathetic for sure.
  64. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 6:22 pm
    i think people fail to understand that IAB is a site that was purposely designed to "steal" content from other sites. An emzrok do you really think that Lamebook was the very first site to ever picture that?
  65. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    now I feel better about my self for going stag -_-
  66. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 8:11 pm
    and she`s so cute!!! why?????!!!!! CURSE YOU TWILIGHT!!!!
  67. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 8:28 pm
    Mayhaps the Twilight cutout is a stand-in for the person holding the camera?
  68. Profile photo of izzy_meow
    izzy_meow Female 13-17
    63 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 9:23 pm
    oh wow... and i didn`t think it could get any worse
  69. Profile photo of mastrmind
    mastrmind Male 18-29
    102 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 9:33 pm
    I`d be more worried that he`s 115, she`s between 15-18.

    But who doesn`t like the daddy daughter thing nowadays...
  70. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    May 26, 2010 at 11:53 pm
    Actually, we didn`t cover Chinese mythology, but I heard of Chiang-shih. But again, they don`t SPARKLE, i.e. like being rolled in a giant pile of body glitter...... The have a dull glow from the energy they absorb. Simply saying that the vampires of Twilight are more characteristic of Fae.
  71. Profile photo of Tratheyas
    Tratheyas Male 13-17
    322 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 12:27 am
    ...Am I the only one bothered by the angle of their legs?
  72. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 1:44 am
    Maybe it`s a joke? Anyone?
  73. Profile photo of NinjaB0b
    NinjaB0b Male 18-29
    173 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 2:58 am
    eh i dont care if its a joke. the fact that she did it makes me automatically hate her
  74. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 5:32 am
    I said it was "shopped" because a hot chick like that isn`t going to be into Twilight OR missing a prom date. I say they shopped off about 300 pounds and 2 chins.
  75. Profile photo of Lukgeezy
    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 6:20 am
    people really care about the history of vampires..lol


    and her legs bother me too!
  76. Profile photo of imyownpeople
    imyownpeople Female 18-29
    163 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 7:59 am
    She actually has a pretty sexy body to me *shrug*. I`d do it, the poster I mean.
  77. Profile photo of stonewar
    stonewar Female 30-39
    169 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 9:04 am
    Did the cardboard cutout chip in for the limo?
  78. Profile photo of samidoll
    samidoll Female 18-29
    615 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 9:45 am
    allt he people around her are only smiling for the camera. once they get in the limo, they`ll passively aggressively igore her while she cuddles up to the stiff robert patinson.

    and not stiff in a good way. stiff in a papercut way.
  79. Profile photo of green_batman
    green_batman Female 18-29
    728 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 10:30 am
    I have some friends who bought one of those cardboard Edward standups as a joke. They put it in the window of their dorm suite to weird out passers-by. :D
  80. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    Twilight sparkling is like being rolled in a pile of body glitter? (I haven`t seen any Twilight movies.) Sparkling to me is intermittent glowing in several localized regions. You know, the way things actually sparkle IRL.
  81. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    Siyanor... Edward sparkles like he`s wearing body glitter in the movies... They even SELL Twilight spray on body glitter at Hot Topic to recreate it yourself.
  82. Profile photo of X-Potatoe
    X-Potatoe Male 13-17
    376 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    What`s even worse is that she`s really pretty, and probably would have had no problem finding a real date.
  83. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    or nightmares!
  84. Profile photo of FeistyAni
    FeistyAni Female 18-29
    106 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 8:45 pm
    I think I just died a little on the inside :( /wrists
  85. Profile photo of Ruffiana
    Ruffiana Male 30-39
    506 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 9:04 pm
    Someone, asked her to the prom...and got turned down.

    That dude, is feeling pretty damn pooty about his life.
  86. Profile photo of Koner_Rox
    Koner_Rox Male 18-29
    112 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 9:08 pm
    Of course its a ginger
  87. Profile photo of Serukachan
    Serukachan Female 18-29
    3 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 6:22 pm
    Edward looks like he got mauled my tinkerbell in those movies....just sayin`
  88. Profile photo of Wounds
    Wounds Male 13-17
    27 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 8:43 am
    WACKY WAVE INFLATABLE ... wut? Oh i`m out of here
  89. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    Lets not ignore that fact that she`s at LEAST the 2nd cutest girl up there.

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