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Date: 05/03/10 07:00 AM

54 Responses to Oral Sex And A Knife Fight Results In Pregnancy?

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    520 Male 13-17
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    May 3, 2010 at 6:49 am
    Link: Oral Sex And A Knife Fight Results In Pregnancy? - A young woman with a birth defect that left her without a vagina still got pregnant. But how did it happen?
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    BoomBox Male 13-17
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    May 3, 2010 at 7:08 am
    Well that`s pretty interesting. Even without a vagina your sperm can screw you over.
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    RehtaeH Female 18-29
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    May 3, 2010 at 7:11 am
    I don`t think it`s possible and that the article is made up. If she had a working reproductive system, where does the "blue liquid" go on those "special" days of the month?
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    madest Male 40-49
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    May 3, 2010 at 7:14 am
    This reminds me of the faux Noah`s Ark story. Kinda hard to verify because it`s 1/2 way around the world.
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
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    May 3, 2010 at 7:17 am
    wow... what an unlucky girl...
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    pui Female 18-29
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    May 3, 2010 at 7:29 am
    wow it would suck to have no vagina.
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    pui Female 18-29
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    May 3, 2010 at 7:33 am
    where does the "blue liquid" go on those "special" days of the month?
    hm, that`s a good point o_o
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    Lilou88 Female 18-29
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    May 3, 2010 at 7:39 am
    That is the absolute WORST luck anyone could ever have.
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    twigz77 Male 30-39
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    May 3, 2010 at 7:44 am
    I haven`t got a vagina either :(
  10. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
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    May 3, 2010 at 7:46 am
    its okay twigz, they can fix you up with one now a days :)
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
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    May 3, 2010 at 7:53 am
    wow.. o.o
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    Oystah Female 40-49
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    May 3, 2010 at 7:53 am
    So this kid`s 22 now - I wonder if he/she knows this story? I don`t know if I`d want to know I was the product of a BJ swallow/knife fight combo gone horribly wrong.
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    Ruswut Male 18-29
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    May 3, 2010 at 8:00 am
    Maybe this is how it happened with Mary? :O Gabriel came down and stabbed her in the stomach after she went down on God.
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    pui Female 18-29
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    May 3, 2010 at 8:01 am
    I don`t know if I`d want to know I was the product of a BJ swallow/knife fight combo gone horribly wrong.
    idk that`s kinda hardcore :D
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    May 3, 2010 at 8:13 am
    strange indeed.
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    pmarren Male 40-49
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    May 3, 2010 at 8:23 am
    Deep Throat.
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    inaria Female 18-29
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    May 3, 2010 at 8:25 am
    That IS hardcore lol
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    vilem Male 18-29
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    May 3, 2010 at 8:29 am
    Saviour 2.0, born in a fiery conflict filled with fellatio and infidelity.

    Also..don`t want to sound like a dick but.... theres two guys fighting over one girl WITHOUT a VJ in this scenario... She must be reaaaaaally realllllly good at....y`know... making sandwiches.
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 8:37 am
    They named him Jizzus. Bwaahhahaha
  20. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
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    May 3, 2010 at 8:42 am
    Wait, there`s a big question that`s not being addressed here. Did she swallow the whole load or was the pregnancy a result of residual sperm?
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    bmh Female 18-29
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    May 3, 2010 at 9:11 am
    So she couldn`t menstruate or piss for years, but could get pregnant from being stabbed after oral sex? That`s not even considering that stomach acid kills HIV, so sperm are no match.
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    pui Female 18-29
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    May 3, 2010 at 9:14 am
    @bmh, where in the article did it say she had no urethra? o_O
  23. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    May 3, 2010 at 9:17 am
    A modern version of the old American story about a woman becoming pregnant during the American civil war after being shot in the stomach.

    I bet there are more such stories around the world.

    Although this one has made a medical journal and some people with relevant expertise say it`s possible. But I`m suspicious of the article itself, which quotes one such person contradicting themself and which might or might not reflect what was in the medical journal. A bit of editing can turn a vague generalisation about something theoretically being possible into a clear statement that it happened in a specific case.

    The kicker is the blood, which was brought up on page 3:

    Dr. Howard A. Zacur, a reproductive endocrinologist at Johns Hopkins, also had doubts. "The case report here suffers from the fact that an individual with a completely obstructed vaginal outlet would have been expected to have blood accumulation in the vagina, and/or uterus,"
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    pui Female 18-29
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    May 3, 2010 at 9:21 am
    yeah this story is really only possible if the girl had only had one or two periods before her pregnancy, which at 15 is rather unlikely (albeit still possible I guess.)
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    May 3, 2010 at 9:24 am
    Also, a quick look around indicates that Mullerian agenesis usually results in infertility because it`s usually not only the vagina that`s affected. The whole female reproductive syetem develops from the Mullerian duct. So it`s even more of a long shot than it first sounds - most women with Mullerian agenesis don`t have a functioning uterus or don`t have a uterus at all.
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    nellerbear Female 18-29
    105 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 9:44 am
    Reading some of the comments, it is obvious that some people (sadly women it appears) are confused about how we lady folk are equipped down there. Please do a medical diagram search where they can show a drawing of a woman`s reproductive area, you will clearly see that the opening to the vagina is totally seperate from where the urethra. You do not piss from your vagina, else we`d be in trouble when we use a tampon during our period.
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    MrVandercar Male 18-29
    286 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 9:56 am
    so do dudes just hump her crotch-dimple?
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    wko Male 18-29
    554 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 10:14 am
    super sperm
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    Spider_sol Male 18-29
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    May 3, 2010 at 10:35 am
    Pui, being that she was from Africa I will "assume" that maybe she was malnourished, so it can be quite possible that she had started her periods late. Of course I`m no expert so I don`t even understand how you arrived at that conclusion.

    Also, MrVandercar, why do you think she was blowing him?
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    Salted_Eggs Male 18-29
    774 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 10:41 am
    Well that`s... unexpected.
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    KekS Male 18-29
    588 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 10:44 am
    The only link to the journal mentioned in the article I found is this one (through a link to the Discover magazine that doesn`t work right but is present). Some count it as a proof, even though there is little to no text there.
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    pui Female 18-29
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    May 3, 2010 at 10:52 am
    @Spider_sol, I never said it wasn`t possible, only that it`s pretty unlikely. The whole story is just one miraculous thing after the other, and on top of all that she just happened to start her reproductive cycle no more than 2 months before this all happened? The window of opportunity that makes this all possible is so small. It`s not impossible, but I don`t think many would blame me for being skeptical.
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    Nerdfighter0 Male 18-29
    212 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    If mega-man had sperm...
  34. Profile photo of nonickforme
    nonickforme Male 30-39
    36 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    It was obviously caused by time-traveling wizards. Science don`t know.
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    SamanthaK187 Female 18-29
    85 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    How does she menstruate? She must menstruate...if she got pregnant. Too many questions on this one and not enough answers.
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    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    Clearly she must have blown Superman.
  37. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    Wow, tuff love!
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    Altaru Male 18-29
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    May 3, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    ... WEll, I guess we know whether she spits or swallows...

    They named him Jizzus.

    If that were true, I would literally die laughing.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33083 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    Sounds like crapola to me, don`t they still practice witch-doctoring in Lesotho?
    Why not invent a more believable story, like they had anal sects and the sperms swam the long way around...
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    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 5:57 pm
    Uhh this seems really unbelievable. o_o
  41. Profile photo of Aerophyre
    Aerophyre Male 18-29
    177 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    Moral of the story: Use a gun.
  42. Profile photo of MizzMe
    MizzMe Female 18-29
    509 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 6:22 pm
    Ha! The knife is her baby daddy!
  43. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 7:33 pm
    "...she had practiced fellatio with her new boyfriend..."

    I`m gonna say she`s got it figured out.
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    deathxtra Male 13-17
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    May 3, 2010 at 7:52 pm
    I smell bull.
  45. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33083 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 8:51 pm
    Ha! The knife is her baby daddy!
    Lolz @MizzMe!
    Good luck getting child support from him! He`s still paying for that nasty divorce from the fork!!!
  46. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    May 3, 2010 at 10:51 pm
    She must have really liked him. Glug, glug, glug, glug, glug!
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    pandabear21 Female 18-29
    150 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 11:09 pm
    So you can get pregnant from oral... ;-) ;-()
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    PoonHat Male 18-29
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    May 3, 2010 at 11:41 pm
    This child will be the messiah..
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 5:02 am
    She didnt have sex and got pregnant?

    SHE IS CLEARLY THE VIRGIN MARY

    lol im just kidding, guys. Thought i should add that before someone attacks me. someone always does.
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
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    May 4, 2010 at 5:04 am
    i agree samanthak187- sounds like shenanagans to me too.
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    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 8:06 am
    ..... idk if i should be shocked or grossed out
  52. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 8:10 am
    So you can get pregnant from oral...
    Why not? You can get pregnant from anal. Where do you think lawyers come from?
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    SoundlesHero Male 18-29
    62 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    That`s a hell of a party.
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    Linkenberger Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    @xxPinkxx

    Don`t worry, you`re usually fine with those statements. Even if a horde of Christians descend upon you, the even-headed ones will cover for ya.

    Usually.

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