Oral Sex And A Knife Fight Results In Pregnancy?

Submitted by: 520 7 years ago in Weird
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/teen-girl-vagina-pregnant-sperm-survival-oral-sex/story?id=9732562

A young woman with a birth defect that left her without a vagina still got pregnant. But how did it happen?
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Male 1,164
@xxPinkxx

Don`t worry, you`re usually fine with those statements. Even if a horde of Christians descend upon you, the even-headed ones will cover for ya.

Usually.
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Male 62
That`s a hell of a party.
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Male 15,832
[quote]So you can get pregnant from oral...[/quote]
Why not? You can get pregnant from anal. Where do you think lawyers come from?
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Female 635
..... idk if i should be shocked or grossed out
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Female 3,828
i agree samanthak187- sounds like shenanagans to me too.
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Female 3,828
She didnt have sex and got pregnant?

SHE IS CLEARLY THE VIRGIN MARY

lol im just kidding, guys. Thought i should add that before someone attacks me. someone always does.
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Male 194
This child will be the messiah..
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Female 150
So you can get pregnant from oral... ;-) ;-()
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Male 15,832
She must have really liked him. [quote]Glug, glug, glug, glug, glug![/quote]
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Male 40,375
[quote]Ha! The knife is her baby daddy![/quote]
Lolz @MizzMe!
Good luck getting child support from him! He`s still paying for that nasty divorce from the fork!!!
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Male 2,788
I smell bull.
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Male 3,431
"...she had practiced fellatio with her new boyfriend..."

I`m gonna say she`s got it figured out.
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Female 509
Ha! The knife is her baby daddy!
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Male 177
Moral of the story: Use a gun.
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Female 1,199
Uhh this seems really unbelievable. o_o
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Male 40,375
Sounds like crapola to me, don`t they still practice witch-doctoring in Lesotho?
Why not invent a more believable story, like they had anal sects and the sperms swam the long way around...
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Male 3,482
... WEll, I guess we know whether she spits or swallows...

[quote]They named him Jizzus.[/quote]

If that were true, I would literally die laughing.
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Male 25,417
Wow, tuff love!
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Female 2,352
Clearly she must have blown Superman.
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Female 85
How does she menstruate? She must menstruate...if she got pregnant. Too many questions on this one and not enough answers.
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Male 36
It was obviously caused by time-traveling wizards. Science don`t know.
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Male 212
If mega-man had sperm...
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Female 3,574
@Spider_sol, I never said it wasn`t possible, only that it`s pretty unlikely. The whole story is just one miraculous thing after the other, and on top of all that she just happened to start her reproductive cycle no more than 2 months before this all happened? The window of opportunity that makes this all possible is so small. It`s not impossible, but I don`t think many would blame me for being skeptical.
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Male 588
The only link to the journal mentioned in the article I found is this one (through a link to the Discover magazine that doesn`t work right but is present). Some count it as a proof, even though there is little to no text there.
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Male 774
Well that`s... unexpected.
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Male 1,451
Pui, being that she was from Africa I will "assume" that maybe she was malnourished, so it can be quite possible that she had started her periods late. Of course I`m no expert so I don`t even understand how you arrived at that conclusion.

Also, MrVandercar, why do you think she was blowing him?
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Male 554
super sperm
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Male 286
so do dudes just hump her crotch-dimple?
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Female 105
Reading some of the comments, it is obvious that some people (sadly women it appears) are confused about how we lady folk are equipped down there. Please do a medical diagram search where they can show a drawing of a woman`s reproductive area, you will clearly see that the opening to the vagina is totally seperate from where the urethra. You do not piss from your vagina, else we`d be in trouble when we use a tampon during our period.
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Male 12,365
Also, a quick look around indicates that Mullerian agenesis usually results in infertility because it`s usually not only the vagina that`s affected. The whole female reproductive syetem develops from the Mullerian duct. So it`s even more of a long shot than it first sounds - most women with Mullerian agenesis don`t have a functioning uterus or don`t have a uterus at all.
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Female 3,574
yeah this story is really only possible if the girl had only had one or two periods before her pregnancy, which at 15 is rather unlikely (albeit still possible I guess.)
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Male 12,365
A modern version of the old American story about a woman becoming pregnant during the American civil war after being shot in the stomach.

I bet there are more such stories around the world.

Although this one has made a medical journal and some people with relevant expertise say it`s possible. But I`m suspicious of the article itself, which quotes one such person contradicting themself and which might or might not reflect what was in the medical journal. A bit of editing can turn a vague generalisation about something theoretically being possible into a clear statement that it happened in a specific case.

The kicker is the blood, which was brought up on page 3:

[quote]Dr. Howard A. Zacur, a reproductive endocrinologist at Johns Hopkins, also had doubts. "The case report here suffers from the fact that an individual with a completely obstructed vaginal outlet would have been expected to have blood accumulation in the vagina, and/or uterus,"
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Female 3,574
@bmh, where in the article did it say she had no urethra? o_O
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Female 248
So she couldn`t menstruate or piss for years, but could get pregnant from being stabbed after oral sex? That`s not even considering that stomach acid kills HIV, so sperm are no match.
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Male 2,549
Wait, there`s a big question that`s not being addressed here. Did she swallow the whole load or was the pregnancy a result of residual sperm?
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Female 4,039
They named him Jizzus. Bwaahhahaha
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Male 372
Saviour 2.0, born in a fiery conflict filled with fellatio and infidelity.

Also..don`t want to sound like a dick but.... theres two guys fighting over one girl WITHOUT a VJ in this scenario... She must be reaaaaaally realllllly good at....y`know... making sandwiches.
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Female 1,515
That IS hardcore lol
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Male 4,593
Deep Throat.
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Male 10,855
strange indeed.
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Female 3,574
[quote]I don`t know if I`d want to know I was the product of a BJ swallow/knife fight combo gone horribly wrong.[/quote]
idk that`s kinda hardcore :D
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Male 1,266
Maybe this is how it happened with Mary? :O Gabriel came down and stabbed her in the stomach after she went down on God.
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Female 4,039
So this kid`s 22 now - I wonder if he/she knows this story? I don`t know if I`d want to know I was the product of a BJ swallow/knife fight combo gone horribly wrong.
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Female 5,222
wow.. o.o
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Female 1,190
its okay twigz, they can fix you up with one now a days :)
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Male 7
I haven`t got a vagina either :(
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Female 112
That is the absolute WORST luck anyone could ever have.
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Female 3,574
[quote]where does the "blue liquid" go on those "special" days of the month?[/quote]
hm, that`s a good point o_o
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Female 3,574
wow it would suck to have no vagina.
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Female 3,598
wow... what an unlucky girl...
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Male 7,378
This reminds me of the faux Noah`s Ark story. Kinda hard to verify because it`s 1/2 way around the world.
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Female 288
I don`t think it`s possible and that the article is made up. If she had a working reproductive system, where does the "blue liquid" go on those "special" days of the month?
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Male 1,232
Well that`s pretty interesting. Even without a vagina your sperm can screw you over.
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Male 431
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