Old-Timey Sex Brothel Menu [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Weird

Wow, whorehouses were really sick back in the day. [Lots of saucy words, beware.]
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Female 324
Would you look at those prices!
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Male 42
"blowing wind up your non-nice individual with a goose quill"
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Male 450
why would u pay 6 bucks to eat out a hooker
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Male 12,365
[quote]Why is dog fashion 30c extra? Come on![/quote]

Because it`s harmless and they could charge extra and customers would pay it.

Business is business. If it`s a common enough extra, may as well put it in the price list. If not, charge extra on a per-person basis. You want the prostitute to be wearing a bowler hat and a monocle? You want her to wear a crown and pretend to be a queen? No problem as long as you pay extra.

In that time and place, doggy style would probably have been seen as a bit kinky. So it costs a bit extra.
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Female 84
Why is dog fashion 30c extra? Come on!
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Female 152
o.o

is it extra if i want to diddle on the bed with both feet on the floor? and do i even want to know what "finger drating with juice" is?

ok ok ill take a pinkeys special just make sure they stay outta my poop hole lol
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Male 6,694
Is that why its called the good ole days cause its so cheap?
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Female 635
o.o
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Female 859
Awesome lol.
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Female 124
The Aristocrats!
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Female 2,352
Oh look tit f*cking only $1?

Also Pinkey`s special is pretty damn kinky.
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Male 1,371
Who is pathetic enough to order the dry bob?
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Male 1,136
Holy poo a goose quill? Thems was some kinky times!
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Female 536
There is nothing new under the sun. I love to bring up things like this when people start talking about how "decadent" and "corrupt" modern society is. The "good ol` days" were pretty down `n` dirty too, people!
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Female 238
that would be one loose lady if she could fit both the scepter AND the jewels into her minge at once...
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Male 769
THAT AIN`T EVEN OLD TIMEY! Ever heard of Harris` list of Covent Garden Ladies? Similar idea, but from the ladies of London.
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Male 12,365
Another thought...if it`s old enough, `cash` would refer to precious metal in coin form. Bank notes, i.e. what we think of as cash today, were not considered cash in the past. They have no intrinsic value. They were merely a voucher that can be exchanged for cash. They`re essentially a widespread centrally organised barter system. Formally, they are referred to as promissary notes, i.e. people promise to exchange them for cash.

UK bank notes are still clearly labelled as such. Look at one and you`ll see the promise clearly stated on it: "I promise to pay the bearer on demand the sum of X pounds", where X is the value of the note.
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Male 12,365
Sonsglow:

How old do you think this advert is purporting to be? There has been a credit system for a very long time. No-one other than you is claiming that electronic banking is necessary for credit. There was also an established barter system in many parts of America.

Most of the crude words for bodily parts and functions in English go back to old English, which is millenia old. The earliest written references to it are, unsurprisingly, Roman (from the 1st century BC, maybe a little earlier) but it was of course around before that. Most of the crude words for bodily parts and functions can be reliably traced back at least as far back as we have large amounts of extant original writing for, i.e. ~1200-1300. No doubt they existed before then, it`s just that written records prior to that are quite uncommon nowadays.
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Female 1,299
sons, most of those "modern" terms are older than most of the alternatives we use today.
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Male 609
@sonsglow could pay in coin ie gold , or cheque depending how old old timey it is
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Male 9,306
"Cash in one hand and tool in the other"

Wow, they don`t...nah...I won`t.
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Male 201
@peloos12 - It`s called having an education and enlightenment that transcends the bounds of the internet. The language does not add up. Also - "no discount for cash" - HOW in an "old-timey sex brothel" would you *not* pay with cash? Or did they have an electronic banking system back then that history is unaware of? Not to mention the myriad modern terms for sex acts and genitals used in this "menu" - funny? to some people, I guess. Definitely not real though.
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Male 2,690
Very interesting lol
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Male 2,688
I`ll take a number 7 with a side of Kung Pao Chicken... Extra fried rice and a container of duck sauce.... And a Dog Fashion to go... and a Cherry Coke....
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Male 49
i`ll take the Pinkey`s special
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Male 167
I like the cat playing fiddle
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Male 269
notice how everything to do with the a-hole is "French"?
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Male 798
I would like a finger f u c k ing with grape juice please.
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Male 798
Pinkey`s special sounds like a blast, but i just don`t have that kind of cash.

$30.00? What is this, Soviet Russia?
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Female 4
"Bob c o c k s and flat pricks" wth is that?
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Male 420
One Pinkey`s Special for me please
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Male 58
Good job everyone on IAB is a `self-starter`...
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Male 877
2.50 for a f u c k...theyre dreamin`
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Female 46
how would youbackscuttle AND stay out the poop hole?
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Male 1,371
Oh and the pinkey special is a rip off.
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Male 1,371
I`m really not sure whether or not to call a fake on this one or not.

And if this is allowed on the website, then why the drat can`t we curse?
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Female 695
I really would love to know where this came from. If it`s real that would be amazing. Either way it still cracked me up. Haha.
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Male 161
Never mind. The old urban dictionary helped me out.



Verb. To be back-scuttled is to be done up the arse. Anal sex.
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Male 1,815
"Blowing wind up your ass hole with goose quill"


....the drat
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Male 161
Does anybody know what the hell "back scuttling" is?
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Female 250
But seriously, I`m loving the clash between `elegant menu style` and the actual goods on offer.

Some of those things... Wow. Just wow.
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Female 250
So sir, may I take your order?
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Female 654
free back scuttling..but no poo hole....hahah
i seriously had to look that up, and that makes no sense now. it was funny when i was clueless
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Male 216
"new style"
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Male 15,832
Wow, I can get off for a buck!
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Male 317
uhhh, NM last comment, I googled it....And I`m not paying an extra 50 (cents?) because of my "bob c*ck" LOL
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Male 317
Mmmm a Dry Bob, sounds good. I`ll have that.
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Female 467
very bad fakeness
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Male 226
that 69 is expensive. lawl.
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Male 503
@peloos i feel the same way about people who say repost even if they saw it on a different website
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Male 285
Haha, this is awesome. Guys back then really liked air in their butt holes tho.
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Male 1,523
Pinkey`s Special is pretty expensive...
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Female 364
"The perfectly ruled type, every letter perfectly formed with no uneven pressure from manual typing - doesn`t look like it came off an old typewriter."

It could be from a letterpress. You can get pretty even letters if you`re careful.
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Male 4,290
A discount for the over 45s - now that`s what I call respecting your elders.
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Male 3,819
No I`m not overreacting. As a mod who`s been watching over just about every thread on the site for the past 14 months, it`s gotten to the point where it drives me insane because people say it about virtually EVERYTHING.
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Male 558
is this for real?
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Male 5,194
The perfectly ruled type, every letter perfectly formed with no uneven pressure from manual typing - doesn`t look like it came off an old typewriter.
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Male 931
HOT DAMN!!!
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Female 1,963
`Sitting on prick, shoving in stones and all`.
I did not know that was possible. Or desirable.

And people absolutely used this kind of language back in the day. I think people were more openly vulgar than they are now.
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Male 1,311
And at such great rates!
I`d bring my family!
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Male 37,910
A seniors special and a kid`s show!

We`re such prude`s nowadays
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Male 271
Damn, they even have a senior`s special... this is genius. Can`t say that I`m surprised though, it`s not like our generation invented weird sex.
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Male 495
I`ll take Pinkey`s Special.
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Male 503
blowing in the stinker, new style is my favorite. but i wouldnt order it. is it correct to say "order" when talking about a brothel house?
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Male 959
Ah, the good old days of a stink-finger and jerk off matinee.
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Female 277
"Sitting on prick, shoving in stones and all"

wow.

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Male 35
"Blowing in the ass hole new style"? Sooo much better than the old way of getting blown in the ass...
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Male 43
hardon guar`d ? seriously..surely it`s a pisstake
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Female 3,574
"dog fashion" lol
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Female 231
Jigsaw: Lower class people did, in fact use that sort of language back then. We, these days, are just as sophisticated as they were if not more.
One can buy any book that proves such a thing at any antique store that sells them.
Secondarily, if it is fake, who cares? It is some thing that is enjoyable. There is no reason to bring authenticity into it.
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Female 119
@TheJigsaw is your objection that the slang is to modern? those phrases had to come from somewhere you know, and you may be surprised how long some words have been around for.
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Male 43
It`s obviously fake! Look at the language, it`s someone taking the piss.

And people do call it for fun of somesort, but a lot of the time people have looked harder to notice faults.
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Male 4,807
Lamiacraor...I agree also. Its the same as people who scream somethings shopped.

Who really cares if it`s fake or shopped or even a dreaded repost, if its a cool picture/funny and relieves boredom for a few moments.
I`m all for it.
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Female 231
Peloos Is right, I must say. it is sad when people do not know anything about the picture and claim that it is fake when %50 of the time it is not. It is utterly pathetic and I am sick of it as well.
Claiming some thing is fake when you know nothing about it does NOT make you seem smart, contrary to your belief. And it is not funny. All you people do is annoy the others around you and wish you would grow up and do some research for a change.
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Male 4,807
@ peloos12.. Good work at moderating the forum there.
Job well done dear sir.

STFU
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Female 443
I would love to see where this came from - I am not calling fake, I just want to check out thhe other pages!
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Male 397
Stones?
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Female 452
God peloos, overreact much?
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Female 4,447
lol Delightful.
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Male 199
the duck..
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Male 3,819
I hate the generation we live in. So sick of people calling anything slightly unbelievable fake. You know who else used to do the same f*cking thing?

http://bit.ly/9Ndbtj

STFU
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Male 201
Absolutely fake.
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Female 1,071
"Mrs. F. A. Tasse" ??? haha fat ass
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Male 4,680
After finding out about 120 Days of Sodom I have no doubt that this `menu` is genuine.
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Male 967
"bj with stones in mouth? guys wouldnt that hurt?"

Balls are referred to as "stones".
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Male 1,232
Transferring that to now, that`s pretty expensive. Just times the cash by 10 at the least.
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Male 4,807
Pinky`s special seems rather expensive to me!
I pay maybe half that, at most.
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Male 833
"if you are not a self-starter, stay at home and jack yourself off." the logic behind this statement baffles me.
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Male 3,285
so fake
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Female 40
that was cheap ahh the good old days
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Male 351
Fake is fake.
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Male 233
hahaha this is hilarious!
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Female 2,927
bj with stones in mouth? guys wouldnt that hurt?
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Male 2,050
I`ll take a Pinkey`s special...
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Male 163
So, would some one sit there and keep tabs of what `activity` was done to know what to charge, lol. i would just say give me one of each.
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Female 1,515
They`re really into the buttholes....especially blowing up them x.x
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Female 231
Hahaha Where did one acquire that book? I went to an Antique store and all I found was a diary from an actual psychiatrist from the 1800s. It was a wonderful book and I wish I could have bought it.
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Male 1,452
looks like fancy`s weekend
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Female 349
This has given me some ideas. I`m pretty horny now actually..
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Female 452
It`s also really fake.
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Male 4,867
well its pretty good value
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Female 673
Oh man, I hope they`re still around and they serve women as well, because I could sure go for one of these classy ladies blowing wind up my ass hle!

With a goose quill nonetheless. :-X
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Male 3,819
That Pinkey`s Special is really something.
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Male 5,094
"Bob roosters and flat pricks extra 50c"

Um?
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Male 4,004
Oooh, the finger bang comes with juice... I always get thirsty when I do that too... How convenient.
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Male 2,034
I have to say... those prices are a bargain.
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Male 25,416
Classic!
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Female 1,682
They were dirty ;D Also, this is really hilarious.
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Male 19,881
Link: Old-Timey Sex Brothel Menu [Pic] [Rate Link] - Wow, whorehouses were really sick back in the day. [Lots of saucy words, beware.]
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