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Date: 05/30/10 12:03 PM

109 Responses to Old-Timey Sex Brothel Menu [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    Link: Old-Timey Sex Brothel Menu - Wow, whorehouses were really sick back in the day.
  2. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1684 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    They were dirty ;D Also, this is really hilarious.
  3. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    Classic!
  4. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 12:11 pm
    I have to say... those prices are a bargain.
  5. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    Oooh, the finger bang comes with juice... I always get thirsty when I do that too... How convenient.
  6. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5101 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    "Bob roosters and flat pricks extra 50c"

    Um?
  7. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    That Pinkey`s Special is really something.
  8. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    Oh man, I hope they`re still around and they serve women as well, because I could sure go for one of these classy ladies blowing wind up my ass hle!

    With a goose quill nonetheless. :-X
  9. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 12:26 pm
    well its pretty good value
  10. Profile photo of Raokin
    Raokin Female 18-29
    456 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    It`s also really fake.
  11. Profile photo of starfl4ke
    starfl4ke Female 18-29
    349 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    This has given me some ideas. I`m pretty horny now actually..
  12. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    looks like fancy`s weekend
  13. Profile photo of Lamiacraor
    Lamiacraor Female 18-29
    231 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    Hahaha Where did one acquire that book? I went to an Antique store and all I found was a diary from an actual psychiatrist from the 1800s. It was a wonderful book and I wish I could have bought it.
  14. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    They`re really into the buttholes....especially blowing up them x.x
  15. Profile photo of johncrb
    johncrb Male 30-39
    163 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    So, would some one sit there and keep tabs of what `activity` was done to know what to charge, lol. i would just say give me one of each.
  16. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    I`ll take a Pinkey`s special...
  17. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2928 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    bj with stones in mouth? guys wouldnt that hurt?
  18. Profile photo of unlk
    unlk Male 18-29
    233 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    hahaha this is hilarious!
  19. Profile photo of ZNaught
    ZNaught Male 13-17
    351 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    Fake is fake.
  20. Profile photo of tiffbafb
    tiffbafb Female 18-29
    40 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    that was cheap ahh the good old days
  21. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    so fake
  22. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    "if you are not a self-starter, stay at home and jack yourself off." the logic behind this statement baffles me.
  23. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    Pinky`s special seems rather expensive to me!
    I pay maybe half that, at most.
  24. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    Transferring that to now, that`s pretty expensive. Just times the cash by 10 at the least.
  25. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    "bj with stones in mouth? guys wouldnt that hurt?"

    Balls are referred to as "stones".
  26. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    After finding out about 120 Days of Sodom I have no doubt that this `menu` is genuine.
  27. Profile photo of SarahColleen
    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    "Mrs. F. A. Tasse" ??? haha fat ass
  28. Profile photo of Sonsglow
    Sonsglow Male 18-29
    201 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    Absolutely fake.
  29. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    I hate the generation we live in. So sick of people calling anything slightly unbelievable fake. You know who else used to do the same f*cking thing?

    http://bit.ly/9Ndbtj

    STFU
  30. Profile photo of PENtrap
    PENtrap Male 18-29
    199 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    the duck..
  31. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    lol Delightful.
  32. Profile photo of Raokin
    Raokin Female 18-29
    456 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    God peloos, overreact much?
  33. Profile photo of Hedanito
    Hedanito Male 18-29
    397 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    Stones?
  34. Profile photo of rigby_321
    rigby_321 Female 18-29
    443 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    I would love to see where this came from - I am not calling fake, I just want to check out thhe other pages!
  35. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    @ peloos12.. Good work at moderating the forum there.
    Job well done dear sir.

    STFU
  36. Profile photo of Lamiacraor
    Lamiacraor Female 18-29
    231 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    Peloos Is right, I must say. it is sad when people do not know anything about the picture and claim that it is fake when %50 of the time it is not. It is utterly pathetic and I am sick of it as well.
    Claiming some thing is fake when you know nothing about it does NOT make you seem smart, contrary to your belief. And it is not funny. All you people do is annoy the others around you and wish you would grow up and do some research for a change.
  37. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    Lamiacraor...I agree also. Its the same as people who scream somethings shopped.

    Who really cares if it`s fake or shopped or even a dreaded repost, if its a cool picture/funny and relieves boredom for a few moments.
    I`m all for it.
  38. Profile photo of TheJigsaw
    TheJigsaw Male 18-29
    43 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    It`s obviously fake! Look at the language, it`s someone taking the piss.

    And people do call it for fun of somesort, but a lot of the time people have looked harder to notice faults.
  39. Profile photo of AppleBlue
    AppleBlue Female 18-29
    119 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    @TheJigsaw is your objection that the slang is to modern? those phrases had to come from somewhere you know, and you may be surprised how long some words have been around for.
  40. Profile photo of Lamiacraor
    Lamiacraor Female 18-29
    231 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 3:28 pm
    Jigsaw: Lower class people did, in fact use that sort of language back then. We, these days, are just as sophisticated as they were if not more.
    One can buy any book that proves such a thing at any antique store that sells them.
    Secondarily, if it is fake, who cares? It is some thing that is enjoyable. There is no reason to bring authenticity into it.
  41. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    "dog fashion" lol
  42. Profile photo of TheJigsaw
    TheJigsaw Male 18-29
    43 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    hardon guar`d ? seriously..surely it`s a pisstake
  43. Profile photo of ninjagrover
    ninjagrover Male 18-29
    35 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    "Blowing in the ass hole new style"? Sooo much better than the old way of getting blown in the ass...
  44. Profile photo of SherbertFizz
    SherbertFizz Female 18-29
    277 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 4:00 pm
    "Sitting on prick, shoving in stones and all"

    wow.

  45. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    Ah, the good old days of a stink-finger and jerk off matinee.
  46. Profile photo of ILikeApples
    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    blowing in the stinker, new style is my favorite. but i wouldnt order it. is it correct to say "order" when talking about a brothel house?
  47. Profile photo of Lobotomy
    Lobotomy Male 13-17
    495 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    I`ll take Pinkey`s Special.
  48. Profile photo of mrtatulas
    mrtatulas Male 18-29
    271 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    Damn, they even have a senior`s special... this is genius. Can`t say that I`m surprised though, it`s not like our generation invented weird sex.
  49. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36176 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 5:14 pm
    A seniors special and a kid`s show!

    We`re such prude`s nowadays
  50. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 5:29 pm
    And at such great rates!
    I`d bring my family!
  51. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 6:09 pm
    `Sitting on prick, shoving in stones and all`.
    I did not know that was possible. Or desirable.

    And people absolutely used this kind of language back in the day. I think people were more openly vulgar than they are now.
  52. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    HOT DAMN!!!
  53. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 6:33 pm
    The perfectly ruled type, every letter perfectly formed with no uneven pressure from manual typing - doesn`t look like it came off an old typewriter.
  54. Profile photo of betardfooser
    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 6:41 pm
    is this for real?
  55. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 6:50 pm
    No I`m not overreacting. As a mod who`s been watching over just about every thread on the site for the past 14 months, it`s gotten to the point where it drives me insane because people say it about virtually EVERYTHING.
  56. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 6:59 pm
    A discount for the over 45s - now that`s what I call respecting your elders.
  57. Profile photo of kitwatson
    kitwatson Female 13-17
    364 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 7:30 pm
    "The perfectly ruled type, every letter perfectly formed with no uneven pressure from manual typing - doesn`t look like it came off an old typewriter."

    It could be from a letterpress. You can get pretty even letters if you`re careful.
  58. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 7:54 pm
    Pinkey`s Special is pretty expensive...
  59. Profile photo of xXamwxxXx
    xXamwxxXx Male 18-29
    285 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 8:20 pm
    Haha, this is awesome. Guys back then really liked air in their butt holes tho.
  60. Profile photo of ILikeApples
    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 8:27 pm
    @peloos i feel the same way about people who say repost even if they saw it on a different website
  61. Profile photo of shadowarrior
    shadowarrior Male 18-29
    226 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    that 69 is expensive. lawl.
  62. Profile photo of necrobitch
    necrobitch Female 18-29
    467 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 8:51 pm
    very bad fakeness
  63. Profile photo of Stelly
    Stelly Male 30-39
    317 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 9:15 pm
    Mmmm a Dry Bob, sounds good. I`ll have that.
  64. Profile photo of Stelly
    Stelly Male 30-39
    317 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 9:20 pm
    uhhh, NM last comment, I googled it....And I`m not paying an extra 50 (cents?) because of my "bob c*ck" LOL
  65. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 10:51 pm
    Wow, I can get off for a buck!
  66. Profile photo of bklynusa
    bklynusa Male 30-39
    216 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 11:14 pm
    "new style"
  67. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 11:15 pm
    free back scuttling..but no poo hole....hahah
    i seriously had to look that up, and that makes no sense now. it was funny when i was clueless
  68. Profile photo of Prejudiced
    Prejudiced Female 18-29
    250 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 11:35 pm
    So sir, may I take your order?
  69. Profile photo of Prejudiced
    Prejudiced Female 18-29
    250 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 11:37 pm
    But seriously, I`m loving the clash between `elegant menu style` and the actual goods on offer.

    Some of those things... Wow. Just wow.
  70. Profile photo of chillywhack
    chillywhack Male 40-49
    161 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 11:49 pm
    Does anybody know what the hell "back scuttling" is?
  71. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1817 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 11:49 pm
    "Blowing wind up your ass hole with goose quill"


    ....the drat
  72. Profile photo of chillywhack
    chillywhack Male 40-49
    161 posts
    May 30, 2010 at 11:50 pm
    Never mind. The old urban dictionary helped me out.



    Verb. To be back-scuttled is to be done up the arse. Anal sex.
  73. Profile photo of MissMage
    MissMage Female 18-29
    697 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 12:11 am
    I really would love to know where this came from. If it`s real that would be amazing. Either way it still cracked me up. Haha.
  74. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 12:38 am
    I`m really not sure whether or not to call a fake on this one or not.

    And if this is allowed on the website, then why the drat can`t we curse?
  75. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 12:39 am
    Oh and the pinkey special is a rip off.
  76. Profile photo of lizziekittie
    lizziekittie Female 18-29
    46 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 1:03 am
    how would youbackscuttle AND stay out the poop hole?
  77. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 1:46 am
    2.50 for a f u c k...theyre dreamin`
  78. Profile photo of mrbenn
    mrbenn Male 30-39
    58 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 2:22 am
    Good job everyone on IAB is a `self-starter`...
  79. Profile photo of aussieguy29
    aussieguy29 Male 18-29
    422 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 2:56 am
    One Pinkey`s Special for me please
  80. Profile photo of mstrssihr
    mstrssihr Female 18-29
    4 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 6:58 am
    "Bob c o c k s and flat pricks" wth is that?
  81. Profile photo of Lolboy
    Lolboy Male 70 & Over
    798 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 7:02 am
    Pinkey`s special sounds like a blast, but i just don`t have that kind of cash.

    $30.00? What is this, Soviet Russia?
  82. Profile photo of Lolboy
    Lolboy Male 70 & Over
    798 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 7:03 am
    I would like a finger f u c k ing with grape juice please.
  83. Profile photo of Sinclair
    Sinclair Male 30-39
    269 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 7:21 am
    notice how everything to do with the a-hole is "French"?
  84. Profile photo of Chaim
    Chaim Male 30-39
    167 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 9:28 am
    I like the cat playing fiddle
  85. Profile photo of StompinRound
    StompinRound Male 30-39
    49 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 10:25 am
    i`ll take the Pinkey`s special
  86. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 10:32 am
    I`ll take a number 7 with a side of Kung Pao Chicken... Extra fried rice and a container of duck sauce.... And a Dog Fashion to go... and a Cherry Coke....
  87. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 10:35 am
    Very interesting lol
  88. Profile photo of Sonsglow
    Sonsglow Male 18-29
    201 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 10:46 am
    @peloos12 - It`s called having an education and enlightenment that transcends the bounds of the internet. The language does not add up. Also - "no discount for cash" - HOW in an "old-timey sex brothel" would you *not* pay with cash? Or did they have an electronic banking system back then that history is unaware of? Not to mention the myriad modern terms for sex acts and genitals used in this "menu" - funny? to some people, I guess. Definitely not real though.
  89. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 11:28 am
    "Cash in one hand and tool in the other"

    Wow, they don`t...nah...I won`t.
  90. Profile photo of jayme21
    jayme21 Male 18-29
    579 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 11:41 am
    @sonsglow could pay in coin ie gold , or cheque depending how old old timey it is
  91. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 1:23 pm
    sons, most of those "modern" terms are older than most of the alternatives we use today.
  92. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    Sonsglow:

    How old do you think this advert is purporting to be? There has been a credit system for a very long time. No-one other than you is claiming that electronic banking is necessary for credit. There was also an established barter system in many parts of America.

    Most of the crude words for bodily parts and functions in English go back to old English, which is millenia old. The earliest written references to it are, unsurprisingly, Roman (from the 1st century BC, maybe a little earlier) but it was of course around before that. Most of the crude words for bodily parts and functions can be reliably traced back at least as far back as we have large amounts of extant original writing for, i.e. ~1200-1300. No doubt they existed before then, it`s just that written records prior to that are quite uncommon nowadays.
  93. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 4:31 pm
    Another thought...if it`s old enough, `cash` would refer to precious metal in coin form. Bank notes, i.e. what we think of as cash today, were not considered cash in the past. They have no intrinsic value. They were merely a voucher that can be exchanged for cash. They`re essentially a widespread centrally organised barter system. Formally, they are referred to as promissary notes, i.e. people promise to exchange them for cash.

    UK bank notes are still clearly labelled as such. Look at one and you`ll see the promise clearly stated on it: "I promise to pay the bearer on demand the sum of X pounds", where X is the value of the note.
  94. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 5:11 pm
    THAT AIN`T EVEN OLD TIMEY! Ever heard of Harris` list of Covent Garden Ladies? Similar idea, but from the ladies of London.
  95. Profile photo of LameName
    LameName Female 18-29
    238 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 6:22 pm
    that would be one loose lady if she could fit both the scepter AND the jewels into her minge at once...
  96. Profile photo of entwife
    entwife Female 18-29
    536 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 7:09 pm
    There is nothing new under the sun. I love to bring up things like this when people start talking about how "decadent" and "corrupt" modern society is. The "good ol` days" were pretty down `n` dirty too, people!
  97. Profile photo of syke22
    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 8:03 pm
    Holy poo a goose quill? Thems was some kinky times!
  98. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 10:09 pm
    Who is pathetic enough to order the dry bob?
  99. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    May 31, 2010 at 10:56 pm
    Oh look tit f*cking only $1?

    Also Pinkey`s special is pretty damn kinky.
  100. Profile photo of agentsarahja
    agentsarahja Female 30-39
    124 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 3:37 am
    The Aristocrats!
  101. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 4:04 am
    Awesome lol.
  102. Profile photo of xXKaryXx
    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 8:07 am
    o.o
  103. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 11:13 am
    Is that why its called the good ole days cause its so cheap?
  104. Profile photo of CreepyShanny
    CreepyShanny Female 18-29
    152 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    o.o

    is it extra if i want to diddle on the bed with both feet on the floor? and do i even want to know what "finger drating with juice" is?

    ok ok ill take a pinkeys special just make sure they stay outta my poop hole lol
  105. Profile photo of Aprilizer
    Aprilizer Female 18-29
    84 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    Why is dog fashion 30c extra? Come on!
  106. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    June 1, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    Why is dog fashion 30c extra? Come on!

    Because it`s harmless and they could charge extra and customers would pay it.

    Business is business. If it`s a common enough extra, may as well put it in the price list. If not, charge extra on a per-person basis. You want the prostitute to be wearing a bowler hat and a monocle? You want her to wear a crown and pretend to be a queen? No problem as long as you pay extra.

    In that time and place, doggy style would probably have been seen as a bit kinky. So it costs a bit extra.
  107. Profile photo of vodooshaman
    vodooshaman Male 70 & Over
    450 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    why would u pay 6 bucks to eat out a hooker
  108. Profile photo of EatYourSoul
    EatYourSoul Male 13-17
    42 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    "blowing wind up your non-nice individual with a goose quill"
  109. Profile photo of KMRocky
    KMRocky Female 18-29
    324 posts
    September 3, 2010 at 1:50 am
    Would you look at those prices!

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