Now Gay Dogs Are Being Segregated

Submitted by: GlooStikk 7 years ago in Funny
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/26/gay-dog-refused-entry-to_n_552543.html

Not unattractive women, dogs... gay dogs. Aren"t all dogs gay? At least bi, no? You"ve seen how they greet each other.
There are 26 comments:
Female 412
How does a dog become gay if you desex it? ><
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Female 635
poor doggy

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Female 122
I would have refused him entry to my restaurant if I over heard someone say that he had a "gay dog" not because the dog was gay but because its a health code violation to allow animals in restaurants (unless they meet service animal requirements).

At least thats the rule in the US.
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Male 577
Okay, so if the reason for not allowing him in was because they thought his dog was an ordinary pet, instead of a guide dog, then how stupid are they? Did they not see the harness that guide dogs wear and the fact that the man was blind? I
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Male 3,431
This story`s gay.
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Male 5,194
Ugh, what is going on with Australia? It has become like conservative zany-town or something the last few years.
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Female 3,574
[quote]Both sides are to blame here.[/quote]
I fail to see how both sides were to blame, but I agree that is quite a sum of money for just being a little embarrassed o_O
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Female 3,574
... uhm I don`t think being de-sexed makes someone/something gay anyway.
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Male 995
Good job he`ll get a written apology, I bet that`ll be useful
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Male 1,178
"Um... the reason it was refused entry is because they thought it was just an ordinary pet dog, rather than a guide dog. So yeah, dogs are being segregated, just not by sexual preference."

did you even read the article? They thought that the dog had been de-sexed to become gay i.e had his rooster chopped off!
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Female 387
Um... the reason it was refused entry is because they thought it was just an ordinary pet dog, rather than a guide dog. So yeah, dogs are being segregated, just not by sexual preference.
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Female 2,927
please, please let this be a spoof.
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Male 496
"why yes, this is my gay dog i`m letting guide me...corey hart? of course i love corey hart. how`d you know?"
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Male 25,416
Awww. poor dog!
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Male 15,832
A long, long time ago, I used to be really good at this computer game. I`d play it on other people`s machines, and at the end, where you enter your name in the high score hall of fame, I`d always type in "Your dog is gay." Most of them didn`t know how to change the high score file, and they couldn`t beat my score, so they had to live with it. }-)
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Female 654
how stupid in the staff?
"i misheard you sir, did you say your dog was gay?" (while he stares at the coke machine in the corner thinking its the hostess)
"no, hes my guide dog...sir."
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Female 387
"The staff genuinely believed that Nudge was an ordinary pet dog which had been desexed to become a gay dog,"

W.....T....F????
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Male 1,184
You are correct, GlooStikk, all dogs are bi. Most animals are.
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Male 38,511
he can use the $1400 to send the dog to one of those Gay-to-Straight religious camps
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Male 1,149
Sounds like a bull poo story to me.
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Female 119
why so racist oxyl?
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Male 10,440
Whoa! Whoa! Whoaaa! Slow down there... $1400 for kicking someone out of a restaurant?

That`s a little excessive. Doncha think?

Both sides are to blame here.
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Male 619
Sit. Now stay. No don`t be gay. Don`t be gay, Sparky, don`t be gay.

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Male 594
So ... what if it was gay? Why would they not let a gay dog in? ... Would its `gayness` contaminate the food? ...
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Male 741
Well that was a misleading tittle.
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Male 1,297
Link: Now Gay Dogs Are Being Segregated [Rate Link] - Not unattractive women, dogs... gay dogs. Aren`t all dogs gay? At least bi, no? You`ve seen how they greet each other.
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