The best in arts & entertainment, news, pop culture, and your mom since 2002.

[Total: 27    Average: 3.5/5]
26 Comments - View/Add
Hits: 23493
Rating: 3.5
Category: Funny
Date: 05/11/10 05:00 PM

26 Responses to Now Gay Dogs Are Being Segregated

  1. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    Link: Now Gay Dogs Are Being Segregated - Not unattractive women, dogs... gay dogs. Aren`t all dogs gay? At least bi, no? You`ve seen how they greet each other.
  2. Profile photo of Brian 61316
    Brian 61316 Male 18-29
    741 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    Well that was a misleading tittle.
  3. Profile photo of Vligon
    Vligon Male 18-29
    594 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    So ... what if it was gay? Why would they not let a gay dog in? ... Would its `gayness` contaminate the food? ...
  4. Profile photo of SamVimes
    SamVimes Male 30-39
    619 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 5:59 pm
    Sit. Now stay. No don`t be gay. Don`t be gay, Sparky, don`t be gay.

  5. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:13 pm
    Whoa! Whoa! Whoaaa! Slow down there... $1400 for kicking someone out of a restaurant?

    That`s a little excessive. Doncha think?

    Both sides are to blame here.
  6. Profile photo of AppleBlue
    AppleBlue Female 18-29
    119 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:20 pm
    why so racist oxyl?
  7. Profile photo of ImNoGod
    ImNoGod Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:51 pm
    Sounds like a bull poo story to me.
  8. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 7:40 pm
    he can use the $1400 to send the dog to one of those Gay-to-Straight religious camps
  9. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 8:05 pm
    You are correct, GlooStikk, all dogs are bi. Most animals are.
  10. Profile photo of MrsHoneyDew
    MrsHoneyDew Female 18-29
    388 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 8:18 pm
    "The staff genuinely believed that Nudge was an ordinary pet dog which had been desexed to become a gay dog,"

    W.....T....F????
  11. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 8:28 pm
    how stupid in the staff?
    "i misheard you sir, did you say your dog was gay?" (while he stares at the coke machine in the corner thinking its the hostess)
    "no, hes my guide dog...sir."
  12. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 8:33 pm
    A long, long time ago, I used to be really good at this computer game. I`d play it on other people`s machines, and at the end, where you enter your name in the high score hall of fame, I`d always type in "Your dog is gay." Most of them didn`t know how to change the high score file, and they couldn`t beat my score, so they had to live with it. }-)
  13. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 8:51 pm
    Awww. poor dog!
  14. Profile photo of tstyblucryns
    tstyblucryns Male 18-29
    496 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 11:45 pm
    "why yes, this is my gay dog i`m letting guide me...corey hart? of course i love corey hart. how`d you know?"
  15. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 12:11 am
    please, please let this be a spoof.
  16. Profile photo of Mantolwen
    Mantolwen Female 18-29
    387 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 12:27 am
    Um... the reason it was refused entry is because they thought it was just an ordinary pet dog, rather than a guide dog. So yeah, dogs are being segregated, just not by sexual preference.
  17. Profile photo of bataleon27
    bataleon27 Male 18-29
    1178 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 2:56 am
    "Um... the reason it was refused entry is because they thought it was just an ordinary pet dog, rather than a guide dog. So yeah, dogs are being segregated, just not by sexual preference."

    did you even read the article? They thought that the dog had been de-sexed to become gay i.e had his rooster chopped off!
  18. Profile photo of AGit
    AGit Male 30-39
    995 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 4:56 am
    Good job he`ll get a written apology, I bet that`ll be useful
  19. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 6:51 am
    ... uhm I don`t think being de-sexed makes someone/something gay anyway.
  20. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 6:53 am
    Both sides are to blame here.
    I fail to see how both sides were to blame, but I agree that is quite a sum of money for just being a little embarrassed o_O
  21. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 7:31 am
    Ugh, what is going on with Australia? It has become like conservative zany-town or something the last few years.
  22. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 10:42 am
    This story`s gay.
  23. Profile photo of bram
    bram Male 18-29
    577 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 11:15 am
    Okay, so if the reason for not allowing him in was because they thought his dog was an ordinary pet, instead of a guide dog, then how stupid are they? Did they not see the harness that guide dogs wear and the fact that the man was blind? I
  24. Profile photo of joanielspeak
    joanielspeak Female 18-29
    122 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 7:57 am
    I would have refused him entry to my restaurant if I over heard someone say that he had a "gay dog" not because the dog was gay but because its a health code violation to allow animals in restaurants (unless they meet service animal requirements).

    At least thats the rule in the US.
  25. Profile photo of xXKaryXx
    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 8:30 am
    poor doggy

    :[
  26. Profile photo of TokioKoos
    TokioKoos Female 18-29
    412 posts
    May 14, 2010 at 8:49 am
    How does a dog become gay if you desex it? ><

Leave a Reply