Newscaster`s Genius Soy Milk Marketing Idea

Submitted by: bckids1208 6 years ago Funny
http://www.asylum.com/2010/04/30/fox-5-anchor-rosanna-scottos-jizzum-soy-milk/

Soy what!?!
There are 35 comments:
Male 76
Willing to bet this was a termination.
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Female 1,386
" No of course you don`t cause you are blind enough to believe any commercials people throw at you."
I didn`t know Almond breeze had/has commercials, I dont watch much TV (mostly just internet).
Also... why do you think almond breeze is bad? Because of the seaweed (carrageenan)?
(I swear, every week someone decides something new is bad for you... and then a week later someone else decides its good.)
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Male 675
I don`t know what`s worse, the comment or the topic covered. Seriously, we got to find something to do, start World War III or some crap, because its pretty bad when we have people with nothing better to do than to petition the FDA to change the definition of "milk".
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Female 2,509
bwahahahahah and she said it so seriously; not a gaffe.
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Female 864
hahahahaaha soy jism ,cant believe she said that.
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Female 4,376
I love chocolate soy milk.
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Female 87
that whole thing just doesnt make sense, if you change the name of soy milk, no one will know what it is, why change something that doesnt need to be changed, the whole point is i thought that it was soy milk cos it was a milk substitute, what the hell is wrong with that?
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Male 4,594
I bet she swallows.
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Female 3,828
Omg- shes so crazy! i already thought she was crazy for the bird comment- then she says soy jizzem? WTF.
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Male 877
`gentlemans relish` more commonly refered to by the lower classes as `jip` or `s e x p i s s` on this side of the water...although i love the `frank jisim` one...
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Female 471
MechBFP,

Which poo? The poo on the cow`s tits or Almond Breeze?
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Male 9,306
....it took a while to sink in because I did -NOT- expect that. (O_O)
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Male 813
Loxen, rofl at almond breeze.

You DO realize how bad that poo is for you, correct? No of course you don`t cause you are blind enough to believe any commercials people throw at you. Enjoy your early grave.
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Female 188
This from the comments made me laugh my freaking ass off:

"She sounds like the type of princess who would refer to actual jism, in bed, as "soy milk"...as in "Harvey, don`t you dare spill your disgusting soy milk on me. My collagen hasn`t set and I just had my hair and nails done."

Imagine all that in a Fran Drescher accent. I know I am.

Hee haw."

LMAO!!!
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Male 1,222
Didnt get it
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Male 773
She`s having relations with soybeans that no one knows about...or even understands. The mechanics of it all are just MINDBLOWING!
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Female 34
Rosanna Scotto came to my junior high years ago n filmed my class playn dodgeball in the gym.. n then showed it on the nightly news.. i always knew she was weird..
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Male 383
@Loxen That was one of the truest comments I`ve seen on here in a while ;P
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Male 105
OH....MY....GOD..THE ONE DAY I DONT WATCH THE EFFIN NEWS IN THE MORNING!!!!!!
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Female 3,574
@Slmmhmmr161, well, when they lower the price of cheese maybe I`ll have more sympathy.
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Male 606
pui, its a dairy farmers union. They care, even if you don`t.
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Male 3,482
The other anchor`s reactions are priceless...

*pause*

o_0

Wait, did she REALLY just say that? WTF?!
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Female 1,386
I`m guessing the Dairy industry is losing milk sales and this is the resulting whine.
Sorry Dairy Industry... your icky gross tasting non-fat milk is 80 calories pr cup and 170 calories for a cup of 2%. Meanwhile delicious Almond Breeze tastes like 2%, and has 45 cal`s pr cup.
I can`t help the fact that your poo covered cow teats taste gross. Please leave the word "milk" alone.
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Male 125
Oh Fox...
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Female 3,574
... Why does anyone care if it`s called "milk" just because it doesn`t come from a cow/lactating mammal? Some people needs hobbies, srsly.
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Male 5,314
haha
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Male 92
god that woman anchor is detestable. I hope a goose murders her in her sleep with an ice pick
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Female 1,677
I don`t even understand why she would say that. Is that supposed to be funny?
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Male 25,416
wow, unexpected!
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Female 2,352
Did she have a brain fart or is she really that oblivious?
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Male 15,510
Soy wwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhaaaaaattttttt???
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Male 901
whoa...didn`t expect that.
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Male 17,512
Hilarious. :-)
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Male 554
i rofled at the end when all 3 of them went `Hmmm!`
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Male 32
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