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Date: 05/05/10 03:00 PM

35 Responses to Newscaster`s Genius Soy Milk Marketing Idea

  1. Profile photo of bckids1208
    bckids1208 Male 18-29
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    May 4, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    Link: Newscaster`s Genius Soy Milk Marketing Idea - Soy what!?!
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    wko Male 18-29
    554 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    i rofled at the end when all 3 of them went `Hmmm!`
  3. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    Hilarious. :-)
  4. Profile photo of megavidiot
    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 2:36 pm
    whoa...didn`t expect that.
  5. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    Soy wwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhaaaaaattttttt???
  6. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    Did she have a brain fart or is she really that oblivious?
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 3:47 pm
    wow, unexpected!
  8. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 3:55 pm
    I don`t even understand why she would say that. Is that supposed to be funny?
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    eclsage Male 18-29
    92 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    god that woman anchor is detestable. I hope a goose murders her in her sleep with an ice pick
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    haha
  11. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
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    May 5, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    ... Why does anyone care if it`s called "milk" just because it doesn`t come from a cow/lactating mammal? Some people needs hobbies, srsly.
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    Fizban Male 18-29
    125 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    Oh Fox...
  13. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 4:54 pm
    I`m guessing the Dairy industry is losing milk sales and this is the resulting whine.
    Sorry Dairy Industry... your icky gross tasting non-fat milk is 80 calories pr cup and 170 calories for a cup of 2%. Meanwhile delicious Almond Breeze tastes like 2%, and has 45 cal`s pr cup.
    I can`t help the fact that your poo covered cow teats taste gross. Please leave the word "milk" alone.
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    Altaru Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    The other anchor`s reactions are priceless...

    *pause*

    o_0

    Wait, did she REALLY just say that? WTF?!
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    Slmmhmmr161 Male 18-29
    606 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    pui, its a dairy farmers union. They care, even if you don`t.
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    pui Female 18-29
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    May 5, 2010 at 5:06 pm
    @Slmmhmmr161, well, when they lower the price of cheese maybe I`ll have more sympathy.
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    ajmullan Male 18-29
    105 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 5:33 pm
    OH....MY....GOD..THE ONE DAY I DONT WATCH THE EFFIN NEWS IN THE MORNING!!!!!!
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    xxxveganxxx Male 13-17
    383 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    @Loxen That was one of the truest comments I`ve seen on here in a while ;P
  19. Profile photo of OrangeMomo
    OrangeMomo Female 18-29
    34 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 6:30 pm
    Rosanna Scotto came to my junior high years ago n filmed my class playn dodgeball in the gym.. n then showed it on the nightly news.. i always knew she was weird..
  20. Profile photo of IshiiDaFishy
    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 6:33 pm
    She`s having relations with soybeans that no one knows about...or even understands. The mechanics of it all are just MINDBLOWING!
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    MauserTM Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2010 at 6:50 pm
    Didnt get it
  22. Profile photo of jondegi
    jondegi Female 18-29
    188 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 8:28 pm
    This from the comments made me laugh my freaking ass off:

    "She sounds like the type of princess who would refer to actual jism, in bed, as "soy milk"...as in "Harvey, don`t you dare spill your disgusting soy milk on me. My collagen hasn`t set and I just had my hair and nails done."

    Imagine all that in a Fran Drescher accent. I know I am.

    Hee haw."

    LMAO!!!
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    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 8:36 pm
    Loxen, rofl at almond breeze.

    You DO realize how bad that poo is for you, correct? No of course you don`t cause you are blind enough to believe any commercials people throw at you. Enjoy your early grave.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2010 at 10:37 pm
    ....it took a while to sink in because I did -NOT- expect that. (O_O)
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    LadyWeasel Female 30-39
    471 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 12:10 am
    MechBFP,

    Which poo? The poo on the cow`s tits or Almond Breeze?
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    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 2:28 am
    `gentlemans relish` more commonly refered to by the lower classes as `jip` or `s e x p i s s` on this side of the water...although i love the `frank jisim` one...
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 5:05 am
    Omg- shes so crazy! i already thought she was crazy for the bird comment- then she says soy jizzem? WTF.
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    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 6:46 am
    I bet she swallows.
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    izzylovesian Female 18-29
    87 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 8:09 am
    that whole thing just doesnt make sense, if you change the name of soy milk, no one will know what it is, why change something that doesnt need to be changed, the whole point is i thought that it was soy milk cos it was a milk substitute, what the hell is wrong with that?
  30. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 8:35 am
    I love chocolate soy milk.
  31. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 10:34 am
    hahahahaaha soy jism ,cant believe she said that.
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    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 11:12 am
    bwahahahahah and she said it so seriously; not a gaffe.
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    LuckyDave Male 18-29
    675 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 3:46 pm
    I don`t know what`s worse, the comment or the topic covered. Seriously, we got to find something to do, start World War III or some crap, because its pretty bad when we have people with nothing better to do than to petition the FDA to change the definition of "milk".
  34. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 10:19 pm
    " No of course you don`t cause you are blind enough to believe any commercials people throw at you."
    I didn`t know Almond breeze had/has commercials, I dont watch much TV (mostly just internet).
    Also... why do you think almond breeze is bad? Because of the seaweed (carrageenan)?
    (I swear, every week someone decides something new is bad for you... and then a week later someone else decides its good.)
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    stewaa99 Male 30-39
    76 posts
    May 7, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    Willing to bet this was a termination.

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