New Fashion Alert!: The Illusionary Bra [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Misc

For fashionable ladies who love the cold weather, but hate its side-effects.
There are 83 comments:
Female 635
eew im no lady myself but there`s a limit, even for me
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Female 60
why would you want to walk around this way?
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Female 1,101
@handsompod so only overweight middle aged socially outcast women like beautiful men like Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp? That explains their beautiful wives!
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Female 412
LOL the periods aren`t showing up on the prices very well, so I was like: 2000 for a bra??? O.o
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Male 1,108
NotTHATbored, I`m sure there are but ones that sparkle really don`t interest me as I`m not an overweight outcast middleaged woman.
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Male 5,624
If you`re going to put someone`s eye out, at least use your own actual nipples.

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Male 1,378
Better than my male bra I saw posted
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Female 1,101
P.S. to whoever cares women judge based on "beauty" too. A female bird will often pick a "caring" male as her mate, but then cheat on him with a "sexy" man bird so she can have "sexy" bird babies that will get mates and pass on her genes. Women (human or otherwise) have just as much incentive to pick the right genes.
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Female 1,101
@auburn nice try :-)

@handsompod There are some beautiful men out there too.. you probably just don`t notice them!
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Female 3,598
eww...
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Male 194
poo, I`m gonna get one.
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Female 864
Oooh that sensual cold weather look ,I live in an extremely cold climate so my "cold weather look" is usually hidden under a sweater and a parka.
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Male 25,417
bewbs!
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Male 471
Shouldn`t the flavor text read "For fashionable ladies who hate the cold weather, but love its side-effects."?

The way it`s written would make it seem like it`s made of thick cowhide to block the THO effects.
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Female 133
@Kralmir- Instead of jumping to the conclusion that she ignorant why not think hey...maybe she said we should wear something LIKE the burka because if we wear anything else some guys get the wrong idea?
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Female 857
No kramlir, it comes from four years living in Dubai (with many Muslim friends)and a knowledge of Namus (a virtue). Even The Quran says "O Prophet! Say to your wives and your daughters and the women of the faithful to draw their outergarments close around themselves; that is better that they will be recognized and NOT ANNOYED. Annoyed by who?

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Male 10,338
@kimiko:

That was a Dave Chapelle skit.

It was talking about how women wear next to nothing to the club, then get pissed off when men look at them.
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Male 975
Most people don`t know what a THO would be and the poster was joking around coming up with an acronym for it.
Do you think that our agencies like FDA, CIA, SEQR just type out the letters and never indicate what they mean.
God damn people start poo on here for no reason.
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Male 72
>>> and usually girls try to hide the THO (titty hard on) where is this the trend??

Why do people do that? "THO (titty hard on)"? The whole reason you wrote THO was to save time and then you go on and spell it out? Use an acronym or don`t. Make up your mind. Now, if you were planning on using THO several more times in your post, then it makes sense to do what you did. Otherwise, it just looks ignorant.
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Female 204
Solo, it`s 20.00 and 1.50 s&h. Look closer.
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Female 11
......Oh my God. Just... no.
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Female 134
$2,000 plus $150 shipping and handling?! are u kidding me!?!?

and usually girls try to hide the THO (titty hard on) where is this the trend??
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Female 491
What the hell, auburnjunky?
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Male 10,440
[quote] "Agreed, why pay for something that you can get free?"

Yea... whats next? Bottled water?? [/quote]

Ba-Zing!

10 points to the butcher.
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Male 351
pandabee do you even know why women wear burkas ?


and no it has nothing to do with a small percentage of men what cant behave themselves. try learning things for yourself instead of taking what your (intolerant to others not like them id guess) friends and family tell you as truth.
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Female 7
@Asticler

`I`m not narcissistic, or misogynistic, or sexist; I`m just a realistic, average,
non-ugly-woman-drating, man.`

But you have to agree you`re a c*nt though, yeah?
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Male 4,807
panth753
"Agreed, why pay for something that you can get free?"

Yea... whats next? Bottled water??
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Male 4,680
@ravensky- YHBT
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Female 106
@Asticler

Man? at 13-17 years old i beg to differ

please come back when you
a) have ACTUALLY f*cked anything except your fist and
b)are old enough realise that expecting that any woman worth a damn to themsevles(and in my expirience the hot ones you seems to be aiming for usually are) wouldn`t put up with that kind of bullsh*te
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Female 857
Maybe all us western girls should start wearing the Christian equivalent of a burka. Why? because it must be our fault that a small percentage of men can`t behave themselves. Actually, is that can`t or won`t?
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Male 14
@handsompod

That was so funny I almost puked on my own balls.

Seriously though, I only like things when they look nice. I`m shallow and appreciate the fact that I am, because otherwise, I`d be blind. I refuse to put my dick in anything that weighs more than 130 pounds (See? I`m not SUPER shallow), has crooked eyes, or teeth, or horrible disfigurements, or has an ass that looks like cottage cheese, or has a drating uni-brow, or is just plain salt and piss in my eyes. I don`t do ugly, not matter what. NO FUPAS either. I`m not narcissistic, or misogynistic, or sexist; I`m just a realistic, average,
non-ugly-woman-drating, man.
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Male 1,108
Kimkio, well done I see what you did there. You shallow troll.
Let she who is without chin cast the first stone.

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Female 188
i thought i was wearing a bra for the exact opposite reason
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Female 877
@auburn: wow you`re one of the meanest trolls

<< Woman: Don`t look at me that way! I am not a whore!

Man: Well you`re wearing a whore`s uniform.>>

and hpod: yes yes, you`re right. every woman should be beautiful to be loved and to find a spouse. ugly ones are ugly c`mon!! they have no use. they deserve dying alone on a desert. on the other hand ugly man can get beautiful woman, there`s nothing wrong with that like you did.

<whisper> oh and to be brainwashed, you have to have a brain ;) </whisper>

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Male 1,108
readblink, really, come on what have you been reading? The woman has been lauded for all of history for her beauty. If it were just animal lust for the purpose of rape would we have paintings and sonnets dedicated to their beauty, gentleness and kindness? The first thing a man loves is his mother, bring Freud in here if you like (I think he`s full of self justifying crap) but the woman IS the fairer sex and I will celebrate that no matter what brainwashed feminists might say. We primararly judge potential mating partners on aesthetic values before any other because we don`t want ugly kids so they can breed too. This is the reason I married my wife and not a man or a leper.
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Male 35
Nice $2000 bra.
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Male 503
@readblink is it wrong to hit a woman if she`s wearing a mouth guard?
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Male 877
take a chill pill...this is from the 70`s
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Male 10,338
@readblink:

So the fact that I think women are naturally beautiful is not a compliment, and I objectify them because I think they are beautiful.

Okay. Whatever you say.
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Male 67
@readblink

Women aren`t more beautiful because they`re held to higher standards, or because they`re made to be.

Women are more beautiful because they`re women.

I hope that didn`t come out sexist in any way.
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Male 10,338
HAHAHAH!

Of course I don`t believe that. Jesus.

I was just messing with notthatbored.

I do have to ask this though, If a girl initiates sex, then AFTER intercourse starts, tells the guy stop, and he stops 2 or 3 thrusts after she says so, is that rape?
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Female 305
Kinda pricey :O
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Male 1,266
"Well this should piss you off then :)

While I agree that women should be able to wear what they want, I also agree when a rape charge gets lessened to assault depending on where the woman was, what she was doing, and how she was dressed.

The man should go to jail, no doubt, but sometimes it isn`t all him.

Can`t rape the willing, ask Kobe. :)"

You`re an idiot... basically you`re saying that if a girl turns you on it`s ok to rape her.. I know you`ll argue you`re not, but that IS what you`re saying. Do you go around thinking you`re God`s gift to women and every one of them wants to screw you or something?
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Female 7
@auburn

A woman should be able to go any place wearing anything they want without having to fear being raped. Rape is rape regardless of what someone is wearing. If men have the ability and power to go anywhere, wearing anything they want, women should also have that ability. It is ridiculous that a charge might be lessened based on what someone is wearing.

Also, it wouldn`t surprise me that you would say something like that. Your first comment was also pretty sexist. Women are not "made" to be more beautiful. They are more beautiful because they`re held to higher beauty standards by society. Your statement was far from a compliment to women. It`s clear that you objectify women regularly.
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Female 129
yuck, auburnjunky, that is a disgusting, misogynistic, rape apologist thing to say.

How does "where the woman was, what she was doing, and how she was dressed" have anything to do with rape?

If a woman is at a bar, in a miniskirt, and dancing, does that make her any less of a human being.

Does it give a man the right to rape her?
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Male 554
Here in Canada we don`t need a bra for this look, it happens naturally when the temperature goes down, which happens regularly! LOL!
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Male 10,338
Well this should piss you off then :)

While I agree that women should be able to wear what they want, I also agree when a rape charge gets lessened to assault depending on where the woman was, what she was doing, and how she was dressed.

The man should go to jail, no doubt, but sometimes it isn`t all him.

Can`t rape the willing, ask Kobe. :)
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Female 1,101
:P
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Female 1,101
Yes...will do.
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Male 10,338
Well proofread next time. :p
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Female 1,101
I thought you had posted the first comment...
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Male 10,338
"@auburnjunky why don`t you go cry for attention somewhere else? Just ignore him potter."

ORLY?
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Female 1,101
Poop..that wasnt supposed to be directed at you Auburn!
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Male 10,338
"I doubt that women raping men would become rampant if men wore less clothing."

This is what I was referring to notthatbored, you mean person. I was agreeing with her.

drat off.
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Male 10,338
What the drat is that about notthatbored?

I pay all women everywhere a compliment and I get poo on?

drat you.
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Female 1,101
@auburnjunky why don`t you go cry for attention somewhere else? Just ignore him potter.

He`s an idiot, old ladies get raped. It has nothing to do with a bra. We`ll wear what we want and any rapists will get fingers through their wind pipes :-)
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Male 10,338
@pottersclay:

That`s because Women were made to look appealing naturally, and men were not.

Ask any lesbian. Women are beautiful and men just aren`t.
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Female 108
"Once again, women wear these kinds of clothes and wonder why men rape them. Not trying to be sexist at all, just saying."

WOW. no, that`s not sexist, just ignorant. dude, it doesn`t work that way. women DO NOT invite men to rape them because they wear provocative clothes or bras with nipples. rape has more to do with issues of power and gender (and it`s so much more complex). I doubt that women raping men would become rampant if men wore less clothing.
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Male 10,338
Woman: Don`t look at me that way! I am not a whore!

Man: Well you`re wearing a whore`s uniform.
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Male 2,440
Some guy is gonna call shenanigans when it`s really hot outside and her chest still looks like it`s in a freezer.
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Male 722
Once again, women wear these kinds of clothes and wonder why men rape them. Not trying to be sexist at all, just saying.
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Male 202
....this is actually a good idea......
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Female 9,557
"I`d rather go braless."

Agreed, why pay for something that you can get free?
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Female 2,352
I`d rather go braless.
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Male 1,451
It`s $20.00 theHUSHSOUND, not $2000
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Male 138
Look like I`m wearing nothing at all.

Nothing at all.

Nothing at all!
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Male 2,841
Kinda deafeats the purpose...
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Male 537
This is from one of those old national lampoons magazines. I remember this.
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Female 541
2000 drating dollars for something that can be achieved by wearing NOTHING? wtf!
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Male 1,610
[quote]or just go braless[/quote]

THIS
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Male 25,417
ha ha ha!
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Male 699
haha lionhart
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Female 1,181
hahahaha.
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Male 1,540
Wait, does that say $2000 for the bra? Plus $150 more? Or is there a period I can`t see there? Regardless, this seems like something a desperate woman could do herself, by using household materials.
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Female 529
My nips poke right thru my bra and it only cost 12 bucks at Walmart.
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Female 131
who in the world would wear that? i know i wouldnt thats something that women usto be embaressed about now look at this! WTFFFFFF
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Male 1,403
Totally worth the $2000
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Male 158
or just go braless
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Male 8,302
Oh great, so now guys are so boring, you have to wear a special bra that fakes being aroused?
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Female 44
Yes... yes it should Ska
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Female 68
Do they pierce well?
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Male 1,256
Shouldn`t it be "For ladies who HATE the cold weather, but LOVE it`s side effects"?
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Male 20,825
Link: New Fashion Alert!: The Illusionary Bra [Pic] [Rate Link] - For fashionable ladies who love the cold weather, but hate its side-effects.
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