Most Awkward Album Cover Ever: Jesus Use Me? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Misc

Jesus use him? As if he has a choice in the matter... where"s he going?
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Male 698
ha ha
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Female 682
pmarren, yes, ur coment was funny...but thats baaad karma, dude.
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Male 1,108
Pmarren, yeah bet he`s a right clever dick.
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Male 2,553
>pmarren
Wow. What`s up? Massive toothache? Hangover from Hell? Male-PMS?
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Male 4,594
I bet it`s funny as hell to watch him swim.
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Male 274
ewwwwwwwww kill it kill it kill it!

¬_¬ can`t stand christians...
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Female 857
Play for me stumpy or play stumpy for me...
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Male 56
inb4 spam
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Male 4,594
Nice pic stump-boy. How`d you get that fly organ off the bus and into the parking lot of the rest area?

I think the only thing Jesus would be able to use him for is either a door-stop or a curling stone.
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Female 4,039
There used to be a lady, Celestine Tate Harrington, that performed on the boardwalk in Atlantic City - no arms/no legs and played the keyboard with her tongue. She was pretty good, too - put her kid (yeah, I know, she had a kid!) through college & everything. Then she got ran over one day.
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Female 115
I don`t think people with no arms or legs is funny but I do think that the title "Jesus Use Me" Is weird and the awkward Jesus pic in the corner. But seriously... HOW does he play that piano??? o.O
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Female 517
Repost (:
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Male 349
I`m just saying.....how does he reach the pedals? And it looks like a bit of a stretch to that high C as well.
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Female 3,828
I agree pel- except its 4am insomnia for me!
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Female 64
He plays that piano by the power of Jesus.
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Male 17,512
Making fun of a guy with no arms or legs, IAB has sunk to a new low. :-(
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Male 3,819
lmao this is just the kind of random that`s needed for 5AM insomnia. Thank you, I-A-B.
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Male 133
So he has no arms or legs and still believes in a god. Lol.
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Male 1,311
It`s about time slamming your head into something went to a good use.
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Male 487
"Reminds me of this guy I know who`s name is Richard Cox"

hah, i had a HS teacher named richard head, and an elementary teacher named richard dick.
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Female 1,048
Ahhh - who drives his bus?
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Male 3,842
[quote]Let`s just say, to his friends, Little Richard Miller was simply known as "Clever Dick"...


You win Davy.

Reminds me of this guy I know who`s name is Richard Cox...

I can`t even speak to the guy without laughing. His parents must have HATED him to hit him with a double whammy like that... [/quote]

I work with an old lady named Gay Cox.
That would have sounded really weird if I had simply said "I work with Gay Cox"
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Male 4,867
"Why doesn`t god heal amputees? I`m sure they pray harder than anyone else..."

Its hard to kneel down and clasp your hands together when you dont have any limbs
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Male 12,138
Smash! Long time no see, buddy. Welcome back to IAB. We`ve kept your seat warm.
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Female 1,515
@SuperSmash Harharhar! *obligatory laugh*

that actually made me lol
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Male 3,756
"Also, how the drat does this guy play music???"

I dunno, he just "nose" how to do it.
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Male 286
so, lieutenant dan`s prostitute replied, "Jesus! Use me, I don`t care where you put it", when he had the epiphany for this album.
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Male 3,482
[quote]Let`s just say, to his friends, Little Richard Miller was simply known as "Clever Dick"...[/quote]

You win Davy.

Reminds me of this guy I know who`s name is Richard Cox...

I can`t even speak to the guy without laughing. His parents must have HATED him to hit him with a double whammy like that...
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Male 295
davy, you have successfully won the IAB award
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Male 12,138
[quote]Also, how the drat does this guy play music???[/quote]
Let`s just say, to his friends, Little Richard Miller was simply known as "Clever Dick"...
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Male 2,034
Also, how the drat does this guy play music???
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Male 2,034
"Why doesn`t god heal amputees? I`m sure they pray harder than anyone else..."

I think most people have the knowledge that human limb regeneration is impossible.
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Male 4,014
He may not have arms or legs, but he is blessed with one manly adam`s apple!
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Male 15,832
[quote]It`d be freaking awesome if he played the piano with his nose.[/quote]
It would be freaking disgusting if he played it with anything else!
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Male 8,302
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Female 859
heh... awww..
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Male 25,416
sad !
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Male 317
When something happens that was prayed for, it is always assumed god had something to do with it. Why doesn`t god heal amputees? I`m sure they pray harder than anyone else...
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Male 3,915
lmao at maedene....it`s crazy to think Will Ferrel does the voice acting for that cartoon...
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Male 2,748
lol... Oblongs :D great show
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Male 82
Poor guy but at least he`s doing what he loves and is ok with how he is.
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Female 21
that`s a sweet bus
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Male 4,431
I`m scared to comment on this one because it just seems wrong somehow. Yet.I.so.want.to....
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Male 291
"... I`m more interested to know how the heck he plays the piano (or is that an organ?)"

Haven`t you seen The Oblongs?
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Male 7,378
He wants to use him for bait. <-- Jesus being a dick again.
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Male 773
This guy definately got used by Jesus..and all the priests too.
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Female 1,043
looks just like will forte
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Female 3,574
... I`m more interested to know how the heck he plays the piano (or is that an organ?)
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Male 3,482
It`d be freaking awesome if he played the piano with his nose.
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Male 202
plus... how is he gonna find much use with the guy who has no arms or legs? just sayin.... he is pretty limited
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Male 202
oh, you already said that..... haha

anyway...it isnt really a stretch... it is still really awkward...even if it does make sense
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Male 202
haha...as if you have a choice
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Female 9,402
Um, okay then...
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Female 3,574
this is a stretch.
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Male 19,854
Link: Most Awkward Album Cover Ever: Jesus Use Me? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Jesus use him? As if he has a choice in the matter... where`s he going?
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