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Date: 05/05/10 05:03 PM

55 Responses to Most Awkward Album Cover Ever: Jesus Use Me? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18939 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 4:53 pm
    Link: Most Awkward Album Cover Ever: Jesus Use Me? - Jesus use him? As if he has a choice in the matter... where`s he going?
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    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 5:08 pm
    this is a stretch.
  3. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9256 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    Um, okay then...
  4. Profile photo of Tommasso1618
    Tommasso1618 Male 13-17
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    May 5, 2010 at 5:16 pm
    haha...as if you have a choice
  5. Profile photo of Tommasso1618
    Tommasso1618 Male 13-17
    202 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    oh, you already said that..... haha

    anyway...it isnt really a stretch... it is still really awkward...even if it does make sense
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    Tommasso1618 Male 13-17
    202 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    plus... how is he gonna find much use with the guy who has no arms or legs? just sayin.... he is pretty limited
  7. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 5:20 pm
    It`d be freaking awesome if he played the piano with his nose.
  8. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 5:23 pm
    ... I`m more interested to know how the heck he plays the piano (or is that an organ?)
  9. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    looks just like will forte
  10. Profile photo of IshiiDaFishy
    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 6:09 pm
    This guy definately got used by Jesus..and all the priests too.
  11. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    He wants to use him for bait. <-- Jesus being a dick again.
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    maedene Male 18-29
    291 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 6:42 pm
    "... I`m more interested to know how the heck he plays the piano (or is that an organ?)"

    Haven`t you seen The Oblongs?
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
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    May 5, 2010 at 7:06 pm
    I`m scared to comment on this one because it just seems wrong somehow. Yet.I.so.want.to....
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    burgundyblu Female 30-39
    21 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 7:33 pm
    that`s a sweet bus
  15. Profile photo of joee182
    joee182 Male 18-29
    82 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 7:42 pm
    Poor guy but at least he`s doing what he loves and is ok with how he is.
  16. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 7:43 pm
    lol... Oblongs :D great show
  17. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    May 5, 2010 at 7:44 pm
    lmao at maedene....it`s crazy to think Will Ferrel does the voice acting for that cartoon...
  18. Profile photo of Stelly
    Stelly Male 30-39
    317 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 7:48 pm
    When something happens that was prayed for, it is always assumed god had something to do with it. Why doesn`t god heal amputees? I`m sure they pray harder than anyone else...
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    May 5, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    sad !
  20. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 8:01 pm
    heh... awww..
  21. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 8:03 pm
    > Stelly

    Mythbusters Test: Does God Exist?
  22. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    May 5, 2010 at 8:09 pm
    It`d be freaking awesome if he played the piano with his nose.
    It would be freaking disgusting if he played it with anything else!
  23. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 8:58 pm
    He may not have arms or legs, but he is blessed with one manly adam`s apple!
  24. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 9:06 pm
    "Why doesn`t god heal amputees? I`m sure they pray harder than anyone else..."

    I think most people have the knowledge that human limb regeneration is impossible.
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    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 9:06 pm
    Also, how the drat does this guy play music???
  26. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 9:16 pm
    Also, how the drat does this guy play music???
    Let`s just say, to his friends, Little Richard Miller was simply known as "Clever Dick"...
  27. Profile photo of tom-brady12
    tom-brady12 Male 13-17
    295 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 9:22 pm
    davy, you have successfully won the IAB award
  28. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 9:36 pm
    Let`s just say, to his friends, Little Richard Miller was simply known as "Clever Dick"...

    You win Davy.

    Reminds me of this guy I know who`s name is Richard Cox...

    I can`t even speak to the guy without laughing. His parents must have HATED him to hit him with a double whammy like that...
  29. Profile photo of MrVandercar
    MrVandercar Male 18-29
    286 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 9:51 pm
    so, lieutenant dan`s prostitute replied, "Jesus! Use me, I don`t care where you put it", when he had the epiphany for this album.
  30. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 10:23 pm
    "Also, how the drat does this guy play music???"

    I dunno, he just "nose" how to do it.
  31. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 10:57 pm
    @SuperSmash Harharhar! *obligatory laugh*

    that actually made me lol
  32. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 11:15 pm
    Smash! Long time no see, buddy. Welcome back to IAB. We`ve kept your seat warm.
  33. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 11:21 pm
    "Why doesn`t god heal amputees? I`m sure they pray harder than anyone else..."

    Its hard to kneel down and clasp your hands together when you dont have any limbs
  34. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 11:22 pm
    Let`s just say, to his friends, Little Richard Miller was simply known as "Clever Dick"...


    You win Davy.

    Reminds me of this guy I know who`s name is Richard Cox...

    I can`t even speak to the guy without laughing. His parents must have HATED him to hit him with a double whammy like that...

    I work with an old lady named Gay Cox.
    That would have sounded really weird if I had simply said "I work with Gay Cox"
  35. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 11:35 pm
    Ahhh - who drives his bus?
  36. Profile photo of K3vin
    K3vin Male 18-29
    487 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 12:25 am
    "Reminds me of this guy I know who`s name is Richard Cox"

    hah, i had a HS teacher named richard head, and an elementary teacher named richard dick.
  37. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 12:40 am
    It`s about time slamming your head into something went to a good use.
  38. Profile photo of Luistom
    Luistom Male 18-29
    133 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 1:20 am
    So he has no arms or legs and still believes in a god. Lol.
  39. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 2:32 am
    lmao this is just the kind of random that`s needed for 5AM insomnia. Thank you, I-A-B.
  40. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 3:15 am
    Making fun of a guy with no arms or legs, IAB has sunk to a new low. :-(
  41. Profile photo of Phanthom_
    Phanthom_ Female 18-29
    64 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 3:35 am
    He plays that piano by the power of Jesus.
  42. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 4:11 am
    I agree pel- except its 4am insomnia for me!
  43. Profile photo of Oscola
    Oscola Male 18-29
    349 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 4:21 am
    I`m just saying.....how does he reach the pedals? And it looks like a bit of a stretch to that high C as well.
  44. Profile photo of Shahar102
    Shahar102 Female 18-29
    517 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 5:39 am
    Repost (:
  45. Profile photo of Random3
    Random3 Female 18-29
    115 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 5:51 am
    I don`t think people with no arms or legs is funny but I do think that the title "Jesus Use Me" Is weird and the awkward Jesus pic in the corner. But seriously... HOW does he play that piano??? o.O
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 6:16 am
    There used to be a lady, Celestine Tate Harrington, that performed on the boardwalk in Atlantic City - no arms/no legs and played the keyboard with her tongue. She was pretty good, too - put her kid (yeah, I know, she had a kid!) through college & everything. Then she got ran over one day.
  47. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 6:38 am
    Nice pic stump-boy. How`d you get that fly organ off the bus and into the parking lot of the rest area?

    I think the only thing Jesus would be able to use him for is either a door-stop or a curling stone.
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    sadpanda1990 Male 18-29
    56 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 7:41 am
    inb4 spam
  49. Profile photo of Pandabee
    Pandabee Female 40-49
    857 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 8:04 am
    Play for me stumpy or play stumpy for me...
  50. Profile photo of Sock1122
    Sock1122 Male 18-29
    274 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 10:12 am
    ewwwwwwwww kill it kill it kill it!

    ¬_¬ can`t stand christians...
  51. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 10:26 am
    I bet it`s funny as hell to watch him swim.
  52. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    May 6, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    >pmarren
    Wow. What`s up? Massive toothache? Hangover from Hell? Male-PMS?
  53. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    May 7, 2010 at 2:27 am
    Pmarren, yeah bet he`s a right clever dick.
  54. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    May 7, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    pmarren, yes, ur coment was funny...but thats baaad karma, dude.
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    bigbangbilly Male 13-17
    698 posts
    May 7, 2010 at 5:46 pm
    ha ha

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