Moose Statues And Kids: They Don`t Mix [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

Way to go mom (who we"re sure is the one who took this photo)...
There are 43 comments:
Male 12
KIDS!!! ITS GUNNA BLOWW
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Male 1,371
IT`S A BANANA JIMMY!
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Male 32
I agree with alley228 lmao
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Male 24
thats not a moose, its an extinct giant deer or irish elk
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Female 1,001
At least the moose seems to be enjoying it
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Male 5,190
Mooooooo!

I know it doesn`t make that noise that but for some reason I thought of it. Back to my pipe lol.
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Female 238
child pornography and bestiality all in one? winnerrrrr.
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Female 71
Spocom, that must surely be the comment of the day.
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Male 2,748
wow... i`d be the one telling my little brother it`d be funny if he did something like that... and he`d do it XD
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Male 3
The antlers are a dead giveaway that this IS a moose. They are very full bodied. I think moose is a species of Elk anyway.. so.. in a way, everyone`s right.
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Female 709
"Is this what mine will look like when I`m bigger?"

"No Jimmy, you`re a Eunuch."
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Female 665
No! We HAVE to put a weiner on it!
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Male 8,302
Don`t blame the kids for where the Council put the water fountain!
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Male 112
"... Isn`t that an Elk?"

The iconic, majestic forest dweller Alces alces is known as a moose in North America (actually the sub-species Alces alces americana) and an elk in Europe.
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Female 1,043
that elk looks somewhat aroused o.o
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Male 37,855
Yup that`s an Elk!
Hey kid! Is it a mommy elk or a daddy elk?
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Male 988
"... Isn`t that an Elk?"
Bingo.
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Female 646
haha when it rains it should catch the water in its mouth, go through the statue, and come out its dingleberry like those little boy peeing fountains.
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Male 7
I can only imagine the sculpter was giggling the entire time he was forming the "elk-junk" on this statue..Im sure he knew one day a small child would enjoy it too..lol
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Male 71
That`s an Elk. The mother would probably kill the dad if she saw this.
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Male 371
@Handsompod
Laughed so hard. Caribou... Gone.

Oh, well. Go and have a bath, I suppose.
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Male 575
... Isn`t that an Elk?
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Male 335
Looks like the statue is enjoying itself
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Female 812
No way, it was definitly dad who took this picture!
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Male 1,108
Hmmm caribou, very woody word.
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Male 177
Wonder if he`s looking for the fountain?
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Male 2,703
I always question why they have to make statues anatomically correct, like the bull on wallstreet, seriously, how many pictures of you seen of the FRONT of the bull compared to the BALLS
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Male 25,416
The kids are learning thats all!
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Male 25,416
Thats a big moose!
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Male 271
That, my friends, is a caribou. A very happy caribou.
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Male 372
"Now spank me and call me a whore!"
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Female 91
yeah that`s not a moose
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Male 554
are those tears of joy on the statue? oh wait, tears aren`t white and sticky, mybad...
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Female 83
that moose has bat wings for antlers
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Male 4,867
"what does this thing do?"
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Male 4,807
not a moose... Just sayin
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Male 1,958
@bizzarmind LOL
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Male 133
The question is really why the parent thought they wanted a photo to remember this event by? :-/
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Male 1,239
What is wrong with moose these days?
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Male 38,507
can you spot the gay kid in this photo?
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Male 390
never seen a statue orgasm before....that kids got skill!!
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Male 15,510
What is wrong with kids nowadays
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Male 20,196
Link: Moose Statues And Kids: They Don`t Mix [Pic] [Rate Link] - Way to go mom (who we`re sure is the one who took this photo)...
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