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125 Responses to Monday Morning Mailbox For May 10 [Pics & More]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18848 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    Link: Monday Morning Mailbox For May 10 - The evening edition of the MMM. Give Fancy a break, he was hungover--doesn`t diminish the quality of the advice, right?
  2. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    I totally believe they ripped off the kangaroo comment thing. The people who work here don`t seem very clever (ex 50+55=100.)

    Oh, and am i the only one who thinks the Bronco looks like it`s hovering?
  3. Profile photo of burgundyblu
    burgundyblu Female 30-39
    21 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    Forget a handshake. Go for the power embrace:

    Tim & Eric
  4. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:04 pm
    Ok.. you mentioned "anal sex" twice dude... whats up ?
  5. Profile photo of burgundyblu
    burgundyblu Female 30-39
    21 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:09 pm
    oh, and regarding anal: a whole lotta booze, foreplay and patience (in that order) is your best bet...imo.
  6. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:10 pm
    I wish MMM was more safe for work
  7. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:11 pm
    I also remember the kangaroo one, the guy was one of the first comments on that link. That was a low move to steal the quote and not even give some proper credit to the original author
  8. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18848 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    NO ONE STOLE THAT LAME COMMENT.
  9. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    burgundyblu
    "oh, and regarding anal: a whole lotta booze, foreplay and patience (in that order) is your best bet...imo. "

    Sooo... thats Fancys secret.

    I guess it is monday morning SOMEWHERE
  10. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18848 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    Frankly, I`d be too embarrassed to claim that hackneyed line.

    Awwwstralia? Ugh, it sends douche chills up my spine.
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:15 pm
    Angelmassb>> " That was a low move to steal the quote and not even give some proper credit to the original author"

    Don`t get out much, do ya son?
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    So if it wasent stolen, it was just a coincidence?
  13. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:17 pm
    "hackneyed"

    Do people actually use that word anymore?

    That will be my word for of the day tomorrow.

  14. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    3.5 Million accounts..... Thats friggen insanity
  15. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    I saw a person accusing Fancy to be a pedo on yourworldoftext the day that link was posted here like what, a month ago? is that person still going there to do the same thing? I dont find it hilarious, just plain lame
  16. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:23 pm
    "3.5 Million accounts..... Thats friggen insanity"

    Hey Fancy here is a question, what is the oldest registered user account?
  17. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:24 pm
    Dear Geogypsy: The custom of handshaking came about as a way of proving you were not holding any weapons. The simplest solution, therefore, is to shoot whomever wants to shake your hand immediately, thereby answering the question at the very beginning of the (admittedly short) relationship.

    Dear Jim: I`m not sure what you could be doing wrong; the rest of IAB has no trouble at all getting your girlfriend to have sex with them.

    Dear Centre706: Hey, kanga`s belong to us AUSSIES. Go find some other animal to help pass those cold, lonely nights with.

    Dear CuddlyKitten: If he doesn`t deserve attention, then there is nothing in your email to read.

    Dear Alikabul: When two magnets like each other really really much, they kiss in a special grown-up way and...
  18. Profile photo of MizzMe
    MizzMe Female 18-29
    509 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:24 pm
    LMAO at Fancy`s response to Alikabul.
  19. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:28 pm
    Dear Peluso: No debate. Davy wouldn`t eat the fossil because he thinks its 150 kazillion years old, whereas I would recognize it as a chocolate bar from last week and NOT starve. He wouldn`t drink the water because he would think it didn`t exist and anyway you couldn`t build an ark that big, whereas I would drink it and survive. Also, Davy would believe the Bible was rubbish, and ignore it, whereas I would tear the pages out, light a fire with them, and be warm. Hey, I may be a Christian, but I ain`t no fool.

    Yep, on retrospect, the only problem I would have in that room would be fending Davy off the whole time, since he admitted, yesterday, that he likes men`s asses. Don`t talk to me about context, Davy, after all the Bible verse debates we`ve had.

    KAPOW! :-)
  20. Profile photo of Raisin_Hell
    Raisin_Hell Male 18-29
    277 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:31 pm
    In regards to the anal sex, I give you this.
  21. Profile photo of Raisin_Hell
    Raisin_Hell Male 18-29
    277 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:33 pm
    P.S. it`s just a youtube clip, nothing bad.
  22. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:37 pm
    so many magical mysteries, yo...
  23. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:38 pm
    Raisin_Hell... Wahhahahah 3:00-3:15

    Thx for Funny
  24. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:46 pm
    @fancylad
    "Frankly, I`d be too embarrassed to claim that hackneyed line. "

    Is that why you deny stealing it? Hindsight is 20-20, huh?
  25. Profile photo of alchemist18
    alchemist18 Female 13-17
    356 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:50 pm
    It may be Monday...but it is in no way still morning...who am I kidding?! I woke up at 11...thanks for waiting, Fancylad!
  26. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:57 pm
    Out of the 3.5 mil accounts, i bet only 1,000 of them are used regularly. and less than 5,000 have been logged into more than twice. seems like its the same people commenting all the time.
  27. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 6:01 pm
    > xxPinkxx
    > Out of the 3.5 mil accounts, i bet only 1,000 of them are used regularly. and less than 5,000 have been logged into more than twice

    Either trp or pel has all the Google Analystics data, I can`t remember which. But basically, there are around 8,000 "active" accounts at any one time I believe. There are over 2 million visitors per day, most of which don`t have accounts.
  28. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 6:03 pm
    Which is why we have all the funny pics instead of links now. Even though some/most of "The Regulars" bitch about them, 99.9% of the actual visitor total approves of them, based on the page hit stats.
  29. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 6:10 pm
    Like me!
  30. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 6:12 pm
    Its nice to see I`m not the only one that has had a slow/hungover day.
  31. Profile photo of traxtar944
    traxtar944 Male 18-29
    10 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 6:28 pm
    Instead of a handshake/fistpound, I think that when going in for said fistpound one person should fake the other out and put two fingers up like a peace sign behind the other`s fist and yell out "SNAIL!".

    Or better yet, fake out a high-five by hitting their palm with the underside of a thumbs up and yell out "TURKEY!"

    I think it would completely revolutionize the greeting. Or we`d all go to the asylum... either way it`d be funny.
  32. Profile photo of Chrisdude92
    Chrisdude92 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 6:31 pm
    That`s a lot of accounts...and I agree, most aren`t even used.
  33. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 6:31 pm
    Lion: They`ve been around for so long now, that I can`t remember what IAB was like before. Seriously, I don`t remember.

    The good think about the pics, though, is that when you`re at work and can`t be bothered to actually work, they`re easier to hide.
  34. Profile photo of SamanthaK187
    SamanthaK187 Female 18-29
    85 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 6:42 pm
    <--is in the 20%
  35. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 6:44 pm
    I loled @ "What is your guilty pleasure"
  36. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 6:49 pm
    These damn spambots. Where the f*ck are they coming from >_<
  37. Profile photo of Paul1582
    Paul1582 Male 13-17
    670 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 7:00 pm
    Here`s the original kangaroo thread.
    Personally, I believe the theft, but I have little evidence nor any will to back that up.

    Also, the link on the front page isn`t working. The number is 49384, but this article`s number is one more--49385.
  38. Profile photo of Center706
    Center706 Male 18-29
    144 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    @Fancy You missed my point completely.

    Originally the caption said, "Aww of the day, Australian edition" After viewing the picture I posted the comment "Would you say this was Awwwwstrailian?". Then a minute or two later, someone edited the caption to say "Awwww of the Day: Awwwwstralian Edition."

    Now while I do understand the possibility that it was a coincidence, I find it rather suspicious that the caption was edited after my post.

    Had someone credited me for the quote, I wouldn`t give two flying drats. The fact your site rips off its members is pretty damn appalling especially since WE`RE the reason your website still exists.

    Whatever, the time has passed and I really don`t care anymore. Thanks for the MMB post though, I appreciate the notoriety.
  39. Profile photo of WagglyBeef
    WagglyBeef Male 18-29
    72 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 7:17 pm
    FAIL
  40. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 7:29 pm
    Handshaking started as a way of proving you were unarmed. As you approached, you would hold your empty hand up to show the other person there was no weapon. This became waving. Then you would extend you arm, and you would each grasp the other persons forearm, holding it. This would enable you both to keep the other from getting their weapon out and attacking you with it. Over the years this evolved into the handshake we know today. I, for one, don`t think we use it enough. Their hands will more than likely be no more gross than your hands.
  41. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 7:32 pm
    Fancy 2 Dope and Violent J-Dog: Insane Bored Posse
  42. Profile photo of Salted_Eggs
    Salted_Eggs Male 18-29
    774 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 7:34 pm
    Dear Fancy,

    Do people actually sit on the computer all day and fill out those create an account forms to spam these threads? Couldn`t you IP ban them or something? I mean seriously, I doubt the get even 1 visitor.
  43. Profile photo of dilldog123
    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1856 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 7:54 pm
    I think IAB would be fine with only 3522209 people, Center. It`s not like you`re a huge drating deal here or anything. And the internet is the internet. Do you think IAB creates any OC?

  44. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 7:57 pm
    lol I like how you ended with my question very simply :P
  45. Profile photo of deadbass72
    deadbass72 Male 18-29
    166 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    @Center706 I really don`t understand the point in bringing up the issue. if you are that insecure with what you type maybe you should get it copyrighted... just a though.
  46. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 8:09 pm
    Center, why do you need credit? Who cares? Isn`t it nice enough that someone thought your comment was cute/clever enough to be in the caption?
  47. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 8:26 pm
    What was wrong with the picture of the girl in the mirror of april 24th???
  48. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 8:32 pm
    Center706, who the f*ck cares? Really. Oooh ooh look at me I`m Important, I have my name on an internet post. Yep, that`ll go in the resume for sure!

    You know what I do when someone says "Hey, I submitted that too" on a post of mine? I change it to their name, because I don`t give a flying f*ck whose name is on there, as long as its there so everyone can enjoy it.
  49. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 8:36 pm
    RE: Pictures

    I love the pictures. This is i-am-bored, not I-Don`t-Have-a-Life-Please-Save-Me. If you have enough free time that you want it filled with videos, articles, and games, maybe you should consider going outside or something. Or if you`re allergic to the sun, an actual movie.

    My point is that you shouldn`t be so damn dependent on us and 99% of our visitors aren`t so... if you hate the quickie content you`re SOL.
  50. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 8:37 pm
    This would also be a fantastic time to plug my website. Which is mostly non-quickie content. I won`t be a hypocrite and spam, so if you`re interested you can use your imagination to find it yourself.
  51. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 8:42 pm
    I love how Fancy Resurrected the whole Center thing, and even Center himself just said it was no big deal, yet the majority of people are trashing him for "making a big deal" (including mods).
  52. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 8:52 pm
    > peloos12
    > This is i-am-bored, not I-Don`t-Have-a-Life

    Oh drat, I`m in the wrong place! Later guys...
  53. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 8:54 pm
    Technically I`m gonna have to be right behind you Lion...

    TWSS
  54. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 9:03 pm
    hehe, sooo, with Davy and Lion in a room, i think they could divide by zero.
  55. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 9:12 pm
    yay!
  56. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 9:19 pm
    Wait, tho i`m sure it`s already been asked, is the guilty pleasure in the giving or the receiving?
  57. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 9:27 pm
    > DarkFerret
    > hehe, sooo, with Davy and Lion in a room, i think they could divide by zero.

    Thanks mate!! You DO realize that dividing by zero produces Infinity? I mean I admit that both Davy and I have high IQ`s, but really... such flattery...
  58. Profile photo of mischeif954
    mischeif954 Male 18-29
    616 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 9:33 pm
    @ Lion heart I hate being a nit picker but you cant divide by 0 the limit of a number divided by a number that approaches 0 is infinity.
  59. Profile photo of Windrider15
    Windrider15 Male 13-17
    656 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 9:40 pm
    OOOOOH! Lion just called out Davy!
    Where`s the debate?!?!?!
  60. Profile photo of alley228
    alley228 Female 18-29
    238 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 10:02 pm
    i enjoyed this! :)
  61. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 10:04 pm
    Lionhart, change Peluso`s frankly retarded suggestion of two gallons of water to two gallons of beer, and we got us a date, brother!

    (I mean, really. Who the f*ck would think of locking up an Aussie and and Irishman with only WATER to drink! Surely that`s against the Geneva Convention!)
  62. Profile photo of entwife
    entwife Female 18-29
    536 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 10:25 pm
    I like the origin story of Fancylad :-)
  63. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 10:45 pm
    > mischeif954
    > you cant divide by 0 the limit of a number divided by a number that approaches 0 is infinity

    Technically correct, however in elementary arithmetic terms, division is proved using multiplication: multiply the quotient by the divisor to get the original number. No number multiplied by zero will produce a product other than zero. In order to satisfy division by zero, the quotient must be bigger than all other numbers, i.e. infinity.

    Of course, there are problems there because no matter how high you go, you STILL won`t find a number which will produce a non-zero answer, hence the usual definition of "Undefinable".
  64. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7564 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 11:12 pm
    Actually Davy- whiskey not beer. Then we would have the debate , the fight, and the slightly porny stuff in that order. Much better viewing!
  65. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
    1113 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 11:26 pm
    anal sex is never a guilty pleasure Fancy.....never.
  66. Profile photo of NotAllowed
    NotAllowed Female 18-29
    526 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 11:36 pm
    a better question for Fancy, how many of those 3522210 accounts are Not spambots?
  67. Profile photo of NotAllowed
    NotAllowed Female 18-29
    526 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 11:45 pm
    btw, how is the IAB facebook page called? i can`t seem to find it..
  68. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 11:51 pm
    Couldn`t you IP ban them or something?
    Spambots are (from what I understand) bits of code which automatically make accounts and therefore can spam many threads at once. They have cycled IP addresses, so you ban one IP and the little bastards just change it. That being said, I think their average time up is around 5 minutes. We don`t do too badly.

    And yeah, if you want Pel`s site, think about the Things They Didn`t Tell You.
  69. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 11:53 pm
    @NotAllowed
  70. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 11:55 pm
    a better question for Fancy, how many of those 3522210 accounts are Not spambots?
    I can help answer that. Just checked, there are currently 1541 banned members, mainly for spam. You do the math...
  71. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 12:20 am
    man....i love MMM
  72. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 12:27 am
    man....i love MMM
    I think what you meant to say was "MMM....i love men".
  73. Profile photo of tom-brady12
    tom-brady12 Male 13-17
    295 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 12:36 am
    Another way to deny a handshake is the ever pleasing "I have explosive diarrhea" technique, trust me, they will not touch you ;-)
  74. Profile photo of tom-brady12
    tom-brady12 Male 13-17
    295 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 12:44 am
    Whats with the focus on anal sex? lol

    Fancy you hilarious
  75. Profile photo of feiku
    feiku Female 18-29
    525 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 1:33 am
    Hey, you know, I gave anal a try. I really did. I was sorta seeing a guy who was super into it and I allowed myself to experiment with it. Even after doing it several times, I hated it. Even after you get past the pain, it just makes me feel like I`m pooping. That`s all. And I don`t like associate sex with emptying my bowels. So no more anal for me.
  76. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 2:01 am
    feiku, I applaud your willingness to try it.

    I tried seal-flipper pie last week (not an obscure euphamism- I mean a goddam pie made from knuckles of harp seals, standard fare here in northeastern Canada). Yep, it was f*cking rank. Still, at least I gave it a go, that`s what it`s all about. If you don`t like it, then fair enough, that`s your preference. I don`t think I`d like taking it up the arse either. Fair play.

    *thinks about commenting on Christian right-wing conservatives take on homosexuality, but decides he`s too mellow right now. Another time.*
  77. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 2:05 am
    Anal sex is awesome, once you get it down right. If you can hit the sweet spot you`ll wonder why you didn`t try it before.

    Yes guys, you have a g-spot, and the only way to find it is to poke it from inside your anus. Straight guys can have anal sex too from their girlfriends. It`s called a strap-on.
  78. Profile photo of velvetgirl
    velvetgirl Female 18-29
    23 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 2:22 am
    I gave anal a try. It`s suprisingly awesome.
  79. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2010 at 4:25 am
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    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2010 at 4:25 am


    It`s likely that Fancylad has something else in his mind, but I`d like to keep in my head my own version of it.
  81. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 4:30 am
    oh look. fancylad thinks he;s maddox now /facedesk
  82. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 4:39 am
    I really don`t see why so many guys` main focus with a chick is to try and stick it in her pooper. I, personally, would never want anyone or anything up my arse. I don`t see why a girl would either. I`m aware there are many ways to make it a sanitary activity, but unless the girl doesn`t eat....it will always be producing poop, and thereby also creating odor.

    I`m curious about the sensation of it, but if the girl is in pain, or just not loving it, at all, I don`t see why I would do it.

    I`d be much much much more interested in 2 girls at the same time than anal.
  83. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 4:39 am
    Notallowed:

    click here
  84. Profile photo of samidoll
    samidoll Female 18-29
    615 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:23 am
    batmanners:
    some girls can seriously get off from it. don`t know how, physically. different strokes, i guess. there`s ways to clean, and ways to make it not hurt the girl. what i don`t get is why guys don`t ease girls into it, instead of being like "i`m going to stick this huge rod in you, please??" instead of starting really small. cmon, common sense <3
  85. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:33 am
    > mischeif954
    > you cant divide by 0 the limit of a number divided by a number that approaches 0 is infinity

    Actually, the limit of a/x when x approahes 0 (when a does not equal zero) is undifined as well.

  86. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:44 am
    I`ve never done anal sex, but I was f*cked up the ass by the embezzling lying Jim Jones who ran the church school I worked for for years. Does that count?
  87. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 7:46 am
    no davy i dont love `men`
    the closest is primetimekinsmom, but she is technically still a woman
  88. Profile photo of PiX
    PiX Female 18-29
    12 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 8:01 am
    I <3 you fancylad :)
  89. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 8:51 am
    Monday Morning Anal Mailbox!
  90. Profile photo of Hemtroll
    Hemtroll Male 18-29
    363 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 10:05 am
    Up until just now I always read Fancy`s name as Fancyclad for some reason.
  91. Profile photo of akinis
    akinis Male 30-39
    536 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 11:00 am
    Insufficient data, the world would explode.... Lmao.

    Great post Fancy. Some of your responces were just downright hilarious.

    Tips Hat to Fancy2dope
  92. Profile photo of antman
    antman Male 18-29
    56 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 11:00 am
    i sympathise hemtroll,upuntill now i also thought it was fancyclad lol
  93. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 11:01 am
    Hemtroll- ME TOO!!! crazy i just always thought it meant he was a snazzy dresser.
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    Center706 Male 18-29
    144 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 11:15 am
    @Almightybob Daww you made me a demotivational :D Thanks!

    @ All you other dimwitted dratsticks that can`t grasp what has been posted/stated after the fact:

    THNX 4 TEH INTERNETZ FAME, (LULZSARCASMWHUTS)THANKS FOR TEH AWSUMS HA8 YO. LOL UMAD MODS? SO ANGREH FOR TEH POSTS? SO STUPEED FOR TEH STEELZ. JUZ MOAR UNORIGINAL STUFFZ FROM TEH BIGGEST PLAGURIZIIING WEBZITEZ ON TEH INTARWEBZ. LOLAMBOREDMODSSUX.

    There is that any better? Is the above paragraph a little more your style? Carry on being mental midgets, and I`ll keep loling at the hate. Thanks again!
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 11:38 am
    You`re welcome. Although I didn`t properly credit you for the original email in question. Or fancylad for putting the layout together, or AutoMotivator for doing most of the actual work for me, or GIMP for letting me add the trademark, or my other community Playstuff for hosting the image, or Microsoft for Windows XP on which my PC runs, or...
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    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 11:49 am
    tl;dr
  97. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 11:55 am
    @bob... I lol`d.
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    Center706 Male 18-29
    144 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 12:01 pm
    @Bob You use Windows XP and GIMP? Sad.
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    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    @Center706
    you`re actually taking this seriously? Sad.
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    Center706 Male 18-29
    144 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    @dom Holy hell you`re daft. I`ve stated twice now, I`m not taking any of this seriously. What part of LOLSARCASM don`t you get? Not to mention the "I really don`t give a flying drat anymore?"

    Is your mental capacity really so diminished that you can`t understand I don`t give two poos about any of you mouth breathers? Jesus Tapdancing Christ.

    Excuse me for finding it funny that someone made "fun of me" and then openly stated he uses Windows XP and GIMP.
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    Yeah, I use XP and GIMP. I`m a poor student, why would I waste the money on Photoshop when I can have the same functionality for free with GIMP?
    And I`ve long learned the lesson never to adopt a new Windows operating system for at least a year, since that`s roughly how long it takes them to iron out the biggest errors after releasing it.
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    Hemtroll Male 18-29
    363 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    Jesus Christ, who gives a poo? If you don`t care what people say then ignore them and they`ll stop commenting.
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    shpook Male 18-29
    67 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    So, when me and my wife first got together, she used to love anal. She started liking it less and less over time. One night, we were stupidly drunk, and I decided I`d go for it. She told me yes, but she`d have to do the same to me.

    Long story short, I`m not into anal sex anymore.
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    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    sorry Center, let me rephrase that,
    you use someones OS as an evaluation on if they`re allowed to make fun of your little tantrum. sad

    "is your mental capacity so diminished" says the guy who made a big fuss when his "Awwwstralia" post was editted, nice one.

    and if you REALLY dont care...why are you still here whining at everyone?
  105. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    Center, if you really didn`t care about getting credit, why did you baw in the first place? If you really don`t care about what people think about you, why are you still here? It really doesn`t look like you don`t give two poos about any of us mouth breathers.

    You`re just back peddling now. THAT is sad. If I were you, I would take the little shred of dignity you have left and stop commenting on this post.
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    dapaperboy Male 13-17
    214 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    Sorry Center706, but i submitted the link with the "Awwwstralian" description. I`m truly sorry bro!
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    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 4:26 pm
    lol at the last answer. wraps it up nicely
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    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 4:51 pm
    Great question, Pel.
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    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 5:38 pm
    HURR DURR LOL MAGNETS
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    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 5:44 pm
    When i look at this board, and see all the responses to Center, I can`t help but think of all the mindless followers who will side with IAB no matter what. I always wondered how Hitler was able to get followers.... I don`t wonder about that anymore.
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    Center706 Male 18-29
    144 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:14 pm
    You really want to know why I`m still commenting?
    I`m still commenting because a vast majority of you are too busy trying to suck Fancylady`s e-dick to realize this has all been a hilarious joke.

    What the MMB didn`t show was the two following emails between myself and an IAB mod where I openly admit it was a joke.

    So kiddies, take the sand out of your vaginas, unwad your panties, slowly remove Fancy`s tiny e-penis from your mouths and take a deep breath. It`s the internet, nothing is actually srs bsns on teh internets.
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    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:45 pm
    Just keep back peddling. It`s amusing.
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    Center706 Male 18-29
    144 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 8:24 pm
    Sorry what was that, I can`t make out what you typed in between all the BAHHHH BAHHHH BAHHHING. Run along little sheepy, get back in your pen before I shave you and make a sweater.
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    Arbniter20 Male 13-17
    332 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 8:52 pm
    Haha my question got answered :) and whoa...that`s a lot. O.o
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    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 11:23 pm
    LOL at the kangaroo one.

    And Center706 needs to chill the drat out haha. Although I am pretty amused at his posts right now.
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    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 11:26 pm
    I wonder which mod the imaginary emails hes talking about came from.
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    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 5:22 am
    I hope Center starts commenting more often.

    but he`ll be upset about this for at least a few days.
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    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 11:50 am
    Ooh, I didn`t notice this until now.
    Thank you for the advice Fancylad...though I also appreciate Lionhart2`s suggestion to shoot before niceties have a chance of being made.

    I must go about the rest of my day trying to solve the mystery of what you were doing with your hands (and this is why a good imagination can be a double bladed sword. o_O)

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    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    There there bb, it`s over now. Have some Preparation H for that butthurt.
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    Center706 Male 18-29
    144 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    @Pui only if you promise to apply it with your tongue. annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd
    GAME OVER.
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    dapaperboy Male 13-17
    214 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    BlankTom: "When i look at this board, and see all the responses to Center..."

    I think it`s because he is the center of attention! HURRRRRR
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 8:04 pm
    Center, trolling this board is annoying, and pissing everyone off. But whatever. However posting a Mod`s name on the public IAB forums here from a private courtesy email to you is not annoying, that`s f*cking stupid.

    Don`t, ever again. I`m serious about that.
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    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    May 13, 2010 at 9:30 am
    i lol`d at the last one
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    robinm1chell Female 18-29
    104 posts
    May 17, 2010 at 8:15 am
    wait this is from last week and it`s monday has fancy just not woken up yet. I thought it was monday morning mailbox not monday midday.

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