Meanwhile, On The Maury Povich Show... [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

Wow, Brinkley, that"s some flower--it must be some kind of evil genius flower
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Female 2,352
Those aren`t ants they`re crabs. .
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Male 166
"The ants say that Brinkley is crazy."
Ants: "Maurey, That hoe be trippin`... on our flower. We came out and she started sayin poo, and i was like, bish dont you be sayin poo bout my flower"
Continue the show!
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Male 8,302
> BANKAI
> wasn`t Maury like... serious at some point?

Naah, you`re thinking of Oprah.

[quote]Lion ducks all the things thrown by women IAB`ers[/quote]

Ok ok sorry girls. Bankai, ALL of them (Springer, Dr Phil, Maury, etc) start out as serious attempts to examine societal problems, but the viewing public LOVES to see how much stupider everyone else is than they are, and so as ratings go up, the sensational stories take over and the worse the better. Jerry Springer openly admits he gave up trying for quality; Maury still has about 1 show in 10 which deals with better issues than "you are/aren`t the father", Oprah manages to at least fake sincerity about 99% more than Tyra Banks ever does, and Dr Phil is and always will be the dung-heap in terms of actually being sincere about the issues raised. As a genre, collectively, expect nothing and you will get your wish.
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Male 80
wasn`t Maury like... serious at some point?
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Male 10,440
This pic demonstrates the quality of the Maury show.
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Male 1,351
Methinks there`s potential for a euphemism for something...
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Female 709
You too?!
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Male 1,043
Shortage on Attention? Anyone?
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Female 1,329
I`m so reminded of Little Shop of Horrors.

"Feed me Brinkley or ELSE!!"
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Male 1,108
I was once attacked by deamons that came out of a mushroom, but that`s a different story alltogether.
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Female 238
SUPER-DEADLY ANT-WIELDING FLOWERS I TELL YOU!!!!
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Female 21
"chicken tetrazzini"
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Male 2,841
It`s a helluva lot better than being attacked by killer pickles.
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Female 3,828
LOL nice
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Male 8,302
...And She`s Pregnant With Her Uncle, The 200-Year-Old King of the Ant`s, Baby.
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Female 8,043
she was first tied down by a renegade gang of grasshoppers.
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Male 5,189
Drugs.
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Male 560
I bet this is from one of the phobia episodes where he tortures people and everyone laughs as they cry. And who said television rots your brain?
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Female 289
Ants...you are NOT the father!
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Male 40,349
More importantly, were these 3D ants and did they imprengate her?
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Male 40,349
Where was the flower? Shoved into her wazoo? Was there a lawsuit involved? lolz! I`m suing Holland because an ANT crawled off a tulip and scared me!!!
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Male 397
Is that what we call it now?
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Female 1,048
Some people will say ANYTHING to get on the TV!
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Female 654
but he did? where have you been
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Male 331
@ IkeRay

I remember that. I still think they were acting it out.
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Male 25,417
Wow, thats really bad is it? ok ants came out so what! im not angry at the ground becuase i got bitten by an ant that came out!
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Male 729
There are some varieties of peony that have a symbiotic relationship with aggressive ants. It`s kinda cool to toss things into the flower and watch the ants swarm all over the object.
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Male 208
Kind of sounds like something you`d see on Fringe. Kind of like the butterflies that slashed that guy up...
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Male 4,431
Drugs will crazy things! First it`s ant-spewing flowers, next it`s all Saddam has weapons of mass destruction. When will it ever end?
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Male 2,703
still doesn`t beat the phobia episode...big plate of mustard, guy running around in cotton balls, person afraid of balloons gets a ton of balloons dropped on her...ah the hilarity
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Male 201
Maury used to be heartwarming and worthwhile. Now he`s a sell-out piece of poo.
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Male 4,807
Poor Maury... Don`t worry buddy, the internets is having a slow week too..
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Male 20,828
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