McDonalds Attempting To Be Healthier [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Sorry, McDonalds, all the Downward Dogging and Tittibhasanas aren"t going to make your food any healthier.
There are 39 comments:
Male 487
"Special sauce - ketchup, relish & mayo. "

thousand island salad dressing
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Male 107
what be this? some form of seductive advertisement? xD
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Male 15,510
"Daaayum! Is that kid still alive!???

What`s that? The photo was only taken yesterday? Like I said, is that kid still..."

I am also in awe about how much the human body can resist ;-()
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Female 934
Oh, you`re right, Opie. I should have known! lol. I`ve already searched and found 3 different recipes. I don`t like it either way. It does taste a LOT like TI dressing.
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Female 4,039
Special sauce - ketchup, relish & mayo.
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Male 440
Oh, so what`s the Special sause made of? I GOTTA KNOW!!!!
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Female 15,763
No, it`s not, Miner. It`s similar, but it isn`t exactly that. Google it and you`ll find a hoard of recipes that come much closer.
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Male 440
Thousand island dressing? You mean the same as Jack in the Box`s old special sause? Well that`s lame...
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Female 934
It`s Thousand Island dressing.
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Male 440
@opiebreath
Really!?!?!?! What`s the special sauce? HOW DO YOU DO IT??!!
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Male 2,220
I saw Ronald Mcdonald once. In the back of a passing car. No-one else saw him.
My wife still uses it to terminate arguments. Just adds in a sly `Ronald Mcdonald` and a nasty chuckle. Beyotch!
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Male 25,416
RIIGGGHHHTTT!
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Female 15,763
You know you can make Big Macs at home. Yeah even their special sauce.
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Male 2,748
hey, get some downard dog and the people eating burgurs in the window get dinner and a show
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Female 3,828
lol such a weird pic
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Female 654
you cant eat oranges all day..WHAT you eat is only half the problem. you need to watch what, how much, and when. if your going to eat alot do it in the morning as opposed to dinner.so eating 100 side salads will get you nowhere
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Male 773
@ Angel`s pic.

Goddam. There is no reason any child should be obese. They should be getting out and playing with theyre friends. Parents these days. If your kids fat, don`t bring them to McDicks. If they bitch about it, smack them upside the head and tell them to shut up.
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Male 69
sexy yoga clowns..... i`m in love. and for some reason i need a large fry.
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Male 3,756
"I haven`t eaten the standard McD food in years.
I do get a side-salad there on occasion though. Probably has less calories than their ketchup packets. Hmm... *checks*
Side salad - 20 cals (no dressing)
Ketchup - 15 cals
Heh, close. :P"

You could eat 100 side salads a day. Just thought that was interesting. Maybe people who claim they`re fat because they`re always hungry should just eat a side salad every 5-10 minutes.
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Male 439
conflicting images here. sexy + ronald mcdonalds = dysfunction
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Male 8,302
@angelmassb

Daaayum! Is that kid still alive!???

What`s that? The photo was only taken yesterday? Like I said, is that kid still...
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Male 807
lol angelmassb it looks like stay puft man
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Male 37
heh, fat kids
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Female 467
food might not decompose but these girls do, way to skinny to pretend they eat mc donalds. health freaks suck. mc donalds is sexy.
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Male 15,510
There is a looong way to go still

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Female 1,386
I haven`t eaten the standard McD food in years.
I do get a side-salad there on occasion though. Probably has less calories than their ketchup packets. Hmm... *checks*
Side salad - 20 cals (no dressing)
Ketchup - 15 cals
Heh, close. :P
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Female 4,376
ummm...k
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Female 3,574
... is this like some kind of weird protest or advertisement or something?
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Male 519
o_o I would never go to a mcdonalds with them in front of it
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Male 1,958
Clowns = scary. These girls = hot. Though I have acheived, it is out of confussion
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Female 8,044
@panth753
thats what they really mean by a "big mac attack"
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Female 106
I are disturbedface o.O
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Female 9,477
"The food does NOT decompose. D:"

No kidding, that stuff will leave you on the toilet for days.
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Male 9,306
The food does NOT decompose. D:
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Male 1,351
Hah, they`re yoga-mooning Micky-D`s
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Female 1
*I want a caramel Frappe now. Thanks Fancy!*

I thought that said caramel fappe. :-D
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Male 37,803
MMMmmm clown-girls! I`ll have two "big macs" please!
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Female 1,593
I want a caramel Frappe now. Thanks Fancy!
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Male 20,180
Link: McDonalds Attempting To Be Healthier [Pic] [Rate Link] - Sorry, McDonalds, all the Downward Dogging and Tittibhasanas aren`t going to make your food any healthier.
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