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Date: 05/01/10 01:02 PM

114 Responses to Man Dies After Friends Play Cruel Joke On Him

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18831 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 12:11 pm
    Link: Man Dies After Friends Play Cruel Joke On Him - I-A-B, you`re going to be astounded by the caliber of joke that they played on him. Hint: It happened in China.
  2. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    Nice friends.
  3. Profile photo of Blaackhalo
    Blaackhalo Male 30-39
    90 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    eww.
  4. Profile photo of starshimmer
    starshimmer Female 18-29
    331 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    it ate his bowels?!?!? wtf???
  5. Profile photo of deadpopstar
    deadpopstar Female 18-29
    497 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    O________O

    What happened to drawing peens on your passed out friends?
  6. Profile photo of XtifnerX
    XtifnerX Female 13-17
    131 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 1:11 pm
    thats f`ed up!
  7. Profile photo of proudpartner
    proudpartner Male 13-17
    7 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 1:11 pm
    ...holy sh#t
    i bet his friends must feel so bad.
    but i still find this hilarious, in a sick way.
  8. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    Haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!

    Wait, wait. I shouldn`t be like that. It really drating sucks that he`s dead because of the carelessness of...

    "Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels."

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhAHAHAH!
  9. Profile photo of darkevilsin
    darkevilsin Male 13-17
    343 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    WHAT THE EFF?!?!?! AUGH
  10. Profile photo of MsLee
    MsLee Female 18-29
    62 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    that`s awful
  11. Profile photo of PopsySoku
    PopsySoku Female 18-29
    388 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    Thats possibly one of the worst ideas I`ve ever heard. Why didn`t the eel die after being exposed to air? O___o
  12. Profile photo of sculptress
    sculptress Female 18-29
    101 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 1:23 pm
    eel up inside ya, finding an entrance where they can
  13. Profile photo of loadstar
    loadstar Male 30-39
    307 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 1:23 pm
    Well that`s his problem if he can`t take a joke.
  14. Profile photo of togagurl18
    togagurl18 Female 18-29
    13 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 1:24 pm
    this is why you don`t party hard in china.
  15. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    what the s- i wonder what he done to them when they passed out from drinking. this could very well be pay back.
  16. Profile photo of KekS
    KekS Male 18-29
    588 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    "What happened to drawing peens on your passed out friends?"

    These guys draw them with lead-based paint. Using scalpels as brushes.
  17. Profile photo of Shredex
    Shredex Male 18-29
    7 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    Sounds fishy..
  18. Profile photo of MLime
    MLime Female 13-17
    126 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    That reminds me of a Stephen King book..Dreamcatcher?
    Those creepy worm aliens eating people from the inside
  19. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 1:30 pm
    drat No...

    I hope they get life...
  20. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    Wow, sometimes your enemies and nicer then your friends!
  21. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    that is the most revolting and horrible thing i have heard in a while... thanks
  22. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    leave it to the news to put a corny "punny" headline. anything for ratings, no matter how horrific
  23. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    lol, but bejeesus remind me never to party with chineses
  24. Profile photo of smokymcganja
    smokymcganja Male 18-29
    47 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    I think this is hilarious.
    Instead of "WTF Japan"

    WTF CHINA!?!?!
  25. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    Ewwww! THATS SO FREAKING WRONG!! EWWEWWWEWWWW
  26. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    The Sun? Really?
  27. Profile photo of sheaton319
    sheaton319 Male 18-29
    560 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    Correct me if I`m wrong but isn`t The Sun a tabloid news paper?
  28. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 1:49 pm
    Sheaton:
    The Sun is the UK`s most read newspaper. All newspapers in the UK come in Tabloid format, irrespective of content. In the UK it no longer dictates quality.

    The Sun is owned by Rupert Murdoch. Rupert Murdoch is the owner of FOX.

    Do with this information whatever you feel like doing. Calling it a tabloid however, is meaningless. The Independent is now a Tabloid, it`s pretty solid reporting.
  29. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    So, thats murder then.
  30. Profile photo of Hemtroll
    Hemtroll Male 18-29
    363 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    Devoured his bowels? His BOWELS? That`s drated up.
  31. Profile photo of lemmingboy15
    lemmingboy15 Male 18-29
    635 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    at first i was like 0.0
    then i realized that was posted on THE SUN
    then i was like -.-
  32. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    Because credible sources of information always use slang in their headlines. e_e
  33. Profile photo of smithno13
    smithno13 Male 18-29
    252 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    Omnomnom
  34. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    bummer
  35. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    That is drating ghastly. I hope the ones responsible get what they deserve.
  36. Profile photo of bigbangbilly
    bigbangbilly Male 13-17
    698 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    this better not be racist
  37. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    Eels devoured his bowels. .

    Most horrific death of the day.
  38. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    whooooooooaaaa
  39. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    I feel bad for the eel
  40. Profile photo of deadpopstar
    deadpopstar Female 18-29
    497 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    Reading about this made me feel eel.

    >.<
  41. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    Never drink around the Chinese.
  42. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 2:47 pm
    It`s from the Sun, so it MUST be true! (sarcasm, if you can`t tell)
  43. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 2:48 pm
    Wow...
  44. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32794 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    Rectum? The dang thing actually killed `em!
    Also strong possibility of urban myth here...
  45. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    who looks at a passed out man and says "you know what would be hilarious!? eel in the butt"?
  46. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    i submitted this too, >_<
    but with friends like this, who needs enemas
  47. Profile photo of mar95789
    mar95789 Female 18-29
    193 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 4:01 pm
    Well the story is from the SUN so it has to be true *rolls eyes*
  48. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    "Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels"!!??

    holy hell. it`ll be hard to top that prank.


  49. Profile photo of doug1963aaa
    doug1963aaa Male 40-49
    347 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    Wasn`t this in the Weekly World News too?
  50. Profile photo of qwelch
    qwelch Female 18-29
    145 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    Hah... I definitely laughed at the play on words in the title.
  51. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    "A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum.

    Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels."

    ...best newspaper clipping, ever.
  52. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    With friends like that......
  53. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    Ya i heard about this earlier. What happened to the days when people just drew penises on their passed out friends??!?
  54. Profile photo of Muncherific1
    Muncherific1 Female 30-39
    65 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 4:31 pm
    Oh.
    My.
    GAWD!
  55. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 4:35 pm
    I think a joke has gone too far when the person dies
  56. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 4:40 pm
    F**king eel!
  57. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    The man in the center of the photograph is just enjoying this scene.
  58. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    Any guys who think shoving anything up some one else`s ass is a good idea for a "prank" is as gay as rainbows.
  59. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 4:55 pm
    Ah The Sun. Whoever had the idea of combining "news" with softcore porn was a genius.
  60. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 5:25 pm
    now that is one hell of a practical joke >.<
  61. Profile photo of Kittycat101
    Kittycat101 Female 13-17
    150 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 5:51 pm
    What queer ass friends.
  62. Profile photo of JudasInc
    JudasInc Male 18-29
    35 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 6:24 pm
    Eel: Mmm. This sh*t is delicious.
  63. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 6:28 pm
    "Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels."

    I`m never drinking again. Ever.

    Ever.
  64. Profile photo of Aerophyre
    Aerophyre Male 18-29
    177 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 6:42 pm
    Earlier in the day he told his friends he was feeling...... eel.

    What? Too soon?
  65. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 6:47 pm
    [email protected]
  66. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 7:06 pm
    > Aerophyre
    > Earlier in the day he told his friends he was feeling...... eel.
    > What? Too soon?

    Who gives a drat whether its too soon or not - it still deserves:

  67. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 7:07 pm
    That was shocking
  68. Profile photo of Ant0n
    Ant0n Male 18-29
    761 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    The Sun

    Nothing to see here people, move along
  69. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 7:14 pm
    with "friends" like that he didn`t need enemies, plus that`s less joke/prank than murder/manslaughter
  70. Profile photo of Stelly
    Stelly Male 30-39
    317 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 7:14 pm
    Frat rule #1) Don`t pass out with your shoes on. If you do you are fair game......
  71. Profile photo of npdarren
    npdarren Male 18-29
    602 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 7:17 pm
    It devoured his bowels.........
  72. Profile photo of shalantas
    shalantas Male 18-29
    426 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 8:04 pm
    =O................
  73. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 8:18 pm
    Wow. It ate his bowels. DX
  74. Profile photo of sTuFFt
    sTuFFt Male 13-17
    72 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 8:21 pm
    He`ll eel that one in the morning.
  75. Profile photo of Rawrandmer
    Rawrandmer Female 13-17
    282 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 8:24 pm
    OmNomBowels?!
  76. Profile photo of atomic_sugar
    atomic_sugar Female 18-29
    87 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 8:31 pm
    wow, how stupid were his friends? Why did they have an eel just chillin?
  77. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 8:38 pm
    Leave it to the Chinese...
  78. Profile photo of daninicki
    daninicki Female 18-29
    185 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 8:47 pm
    aww....what the hell...im eating pb&j
  79. Profile photo of junkaddy
    junkaddy Female 30-39
    261 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 9:03 pm
    What a load of rubbish. I read stuff like this on Snopes all the time, always preceded by the big red dot for "False." And it`s nasty to think about, to boot.
  80. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 10:28 pm
    holy poo.
  81. Profile photo of Uncle_T
    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 10:39 pm
    Sounds kinkeh
  82. Profile photo of theshocker87
    theshocker87 Male 18-29
    64 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 11:00 pm
    lmao thats drated up hahahahahaahah
  83. Profile photo of TCullen23
    TCullen23 Female 18-29
    330 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 11:17 pm
    :O
  84. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    May 1, 2010 at 11:37 pm
    snopes is not a refutable site for information
  85. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 12:31 am
    > rakoonhat
    > snopes is not a refutable site for information

    I think you meant "not reputable" - which means, their information doesn`t have a reliable reputation.

    The way you said it, "not refutable" means no-one could possibly disagree with snopes` information, its 100% reliable and can`t be refuted.

    By changing one letter, you said the exact opposite of what you probably meant. Gotta love the English language.
  86. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 12:39 am
    Holy poo! ,this is horrifying .
  87. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 12:50 am
    if you understood what i meant than the spelling hardly matters
  88. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 12:51 am
    but yes that is what i meant
    my post actually doesnt matter either, because i still agree with them, its rubbish
  89. Profile photo of Pandabee
    Pandabee Female 40-49
    857 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 2:01 am
    eel be alright! ah ah
  90. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 3:00 am
    ok the only "legitimate" newspaper to cover it is the Scum, so speaking as the daughter of a liverpoodlian, I call boo-hockey.
  91. Profile photo of Max_Normal
    Max_Normal Male 30-39
    501 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 3:15 am
    God, not "the Sun", daily journal of the "White Van Man".
  92. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 3:55 am
    Fake or not, it`s the writing that gets the win on this one. Reading articles about objects up a bum have almost become commonplace on sites like this.....reading a phrase like "devoured his bowels" is pretty much guaranteed to create a spontaneous retch-fest.
  93. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 6:35 am
    The phrase "devoured his bowels" is just not one I ever want to hear. *shudder*
  94. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 7:03 am
    That was one hungry eel!
  95. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 7:22 am
    wtf...
  96. Profile photo of lkc1
    lkc1 Female 13-17
    224 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 7:53 am
    :O no way
  97. Profile photo of sofaking42
    sofaking42 Male 18-29
    252 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 10:01 am
    59 and he is fall down drunk and his friends are playing pranks?? thats more like wtf than the eel
  98. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 10:32 am
    That`s the way I`ll probably go.
  99. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 10:48 am
    I have a picture of a woman with eels in her.. She doesn`t seem to be in pain.
  100. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    His name : Eelaiass
  101. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 1:01 pm
    0.0

    that last line literally left me jaw-dropped for several seconds....
  102. Profile photo of caper454
    caper454 Female 70 & Over
    511 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    Bowels devoured by eels inserted in anus while passed out drunk: America`s 129,863rd leading cause of death. Join "Stop Inserting Eels in Passed-out Drunk People`s Anuses (SIEPDPA)" and stop this unnecessary suffering.
  103. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    Never mind the absurd question of why they would go that far, who the hell has a spare live eel laying around to do something like this?
  104. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 5:41 pm
    > peloos12
    > Never mind the absurd question of why they would go that far, who the hell has a spare live eel laying around to do something like this?

    Maybe... it wasn`t... an eel... at least... not the sort of eel... we think they mean...
  105. Profile photo of sugarhyped
    sugarhyped Female 18-29
    329 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    "Bowels devoured by eels inserted in anus while passed out drunk: America`s 129,863rd leading cause of death. Join "Stop Inserting Eels in Passed-out Drunk People`s Anuses (SIEPDPA)" and stop this unnecessary suffering."

    if you actually created a group for this so many more people would die.
  106. Profile photo of junkaddy
    junkaddy Female 30-39
    261 posts
    May 2, 2010 at 9:45 pm
    Whether Snopes is reputable or not, this whole story doesn`t make sense. How would the eel survive being in the guy`s bum, let alone survive eating his insides? Hello, doesn`t it seem like it would SUFFOCATE? And yeah...the Sun is a MUCH more reliable source of information than Snopes is. Sorry, this one`s too gross and too implausible, I still say it`s rubbish.(Sorry, pissier than usual because I`m sick. Still....)
  107. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
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    May 3, 2010 at 6:55 am
    i don`t even know what to say about this
  108. Profile photo of sumcrazyguy
    sumcrazyguy Male 18-29
    18 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 8:23 am
    sugarhyped
    America`s 129,863rd leading cause of death. Join "Stop Inserting Eels in Passed-out Drunk People`s Anuses (SIEPDPA)" and stop this unnecessary suffering."

    Correction it would actually be China`s 129,863rd leading cause of death
  109. Profile photo of dang007
    dang007 Male 30-39
    596 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    >>>>Maybe... it wasn`t... an eel... at least... not the sort of eel... we think they mean...<<<


    Then the statement "...it ate his bowels," is even more horrifying.
  110. Profile photo of Trumple07
    Trumple07 Male 13-17
    422 posts
    May 3, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    "eel be alright..."
    Oh, maybe not...
  111. Profile photo of MEZA
    MEZA Male 18-29
    333 posts
    May 4, 2010 at 10:42 am
    That sounds like my friday night!
  112. Profile photo of sugarhyped
    sugarhyped Female 18-29
    329 posts
    May 5, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    "Bowels devoured by eels inserted in anus while passed out drunk: America`s 129,863rd leading cause of death. Join "Stop Inserting Eels in Passed-out Drunk People`s Anuses (SIEPDPA)" and stop this unnecessary suffering."

    if you actually created a group for this so many more people would die.
  113. Profile photo of sugarhyped
    sugarhyped Female 18-29
    329 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 8:48 pm
    "Bowels devoured by eels inserted in anus while passed out drunk: America`s 129,863rd leading cause of death. Join "Stop Inserting Eels in Passed-out Drunk People`s Anuses (SIEPDPA)" and stop this unnecessary suffering."

    if you actually created a group for this so many more people would die.
  114. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    June 19, 2010 at 10:02 pm
    I dont get it, many people die from an eelness

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