Man Dies After Friends Play Cruel Joke On Him

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2954500/Chef-dies-after-feeling-eel.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News

I-A-B, you"re going to be astounded by the caliber of joke that they played on him. Hint: It happened in China.
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Male 2,506
I dont get it, many people die from an eelness
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Female 329
"Bowels devoured by eels inserted in anus while passed out drunk: America`s 129,863rd leading cause of death. Join "Stop Inserting Eels in Passed-out Drunk People`s Anuses (SIEPDPA)" and stop this unnecessary suffering."

if you actually created a group for this so many more people would die.
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Female 329
"Bowels devoured by eels inserted in anus while passed out drunk: America`s 129,863rd leading cause of death. Join "Stop Inserting Eels in Passed-out Drunk People`s Anuses (SIEPDPA)" and stop this unnecessary suffering."

if you actually created a group for this so many more people would die.
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Male 333
That sounds like my friday night!
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Male 422
"eel be alright..."
Oh, maybe not...
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Male 663
>>>>Maybe... it wasn`t... an eel... at least... not the sort of eel... we think they mean...<<<


Then the statement "...it ate his bowels," is even more horrifying.
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Male 18
sugarhyped
America`s 129,863rd leading cause of death. Join "Stop Inserting Eels in Passed-out Drunk People`s Anuses (SIEPDPA)" and stop this unnecessary suffering."

Correction it would actually be China`s 129,863rd leading cause of death
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Male 1,312
i don`t even know what to say about this
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Female 261
Whether Snopes is reputable or not, this whole story doesn`t make sense. How would the eel survive being in the guy`s bum, let alone survive eating his insides? Hello, doesn`t it seem like it would SUFFOCATE? And yeah...the Sun is a MUCH more reliable source of information than Snopes is. Sorry, this one`s too gross and too implausible, I still say it`s rubbish.(Sorry, pissier than usual because I`m sick. Still....)
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Female 329
"Bowels devoured by eels inserted in anus while passed out drunk: America`s 129,863rd leading cause of death. Join "Stop Inserting Eels in Passed-out Drunk People`s Anuses (SIEPDPA)" and stop this unnecessary suffering."

if you actually created a group for this so many more people would die.
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Male 8,300
> peloos12
> Never mind the absurd question of why they would go that far, who the hell has a spare live eel laying around to do something like this?

Maybe... it wasn`t... an eel... at least... not the sort of eel... we think they mean...
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Male 3,819
Never mind the absurd question of why they would go that far, who the hell has a spare live eel laying around to do something like this?
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Female 511
Bowels devoured by eels inserted in anus while passed out drunk: America`s 129,863rd leading cause of death. Join "Stop Inserting Eels in Passed-out Drunk People`s Anuses (SIEPDPA)" and stop this unnecessary suffering.
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Male 3,915
0.0

that last line literally left me jaw-dropped for several seconds....
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Male 782
His name : Eelaiass
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Male 7,378
I have a picture of a woman with eels in her.. She doesn`t seem to be in pain.
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Male 690
That`s the way I`ll probably go.
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Male 252
59 and he is fall down drunk and his friends are playing pranks?? thats more like wtf than the eel
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Female 224
:O no way
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Male 2,516
wtf...
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Male 2,737
That was one hungry eel!
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Male 4,290
The phrase "devoured his bowels" is just not one I ever want to hear. *shudder*
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Male 3,369
Fake or not, it`s the writing that gets the win on this one. Reading articles about objects up a bum have almost become commonplace on sites like this.....reading a phrase like "devoured his bowels" is pretty much guaranteed to create a spontaneous retch-fest.
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Male 500
God, not "the Sun", daily journal of the "White Van Man".
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Female 833
ok the only "legitimate" newspaper to cover it is the Scum, so speaking as the daughter of a liverpoodlian, I call boo-hockey.
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Female 856
eel be alright! ah ah
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Female 654
but yes that is what i meant
my post actually doesnt matter either, because i still agree with them, its rubbish
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Female 654
if you understood what i meant than the spelling hardly matters
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Female 864
Holy poo! ,this is horrifying .
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Male 8,300
> rakoonhat
> snopes is not a refutable site for information

I think you meant "not reputable" - which means, their information doesn`t have a reliable reputation.

The way you said it, "not refutable" means no-one could possibly disagree with snopes` information, its 100% reliable and can`t be refuted.

By changing one letter, you said the exact opposite of what you probably meant. Gotta love the English language.
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Female 654
snopes is not a refutable site for information
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Female 330
:O
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Male 64
lmao thats drated up hahahahahaahah
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Male 485
Sounds kinkeh
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Male 1,081
holy poo.
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Female 261
What a load of rubbish. I read stuff like this on Snopes all the time, always preceded by the big red dot for "False." And it`s nasty to think about, to boot.
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Female 185
aww....what the hell...im eating pb&j
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Male 721
Leave it to the Chinese...
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Female 87
wow, how stupid were his friends? Why did they have an eel just chillin?
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Female 282
OmNomBowels?!
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Male 72
He`ll eel that one in the morning.
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Female 1,427
Wow. It ate his bowels. DX
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Male 426
=O................
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Male 601
It devoured his bowels.........
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Male 317
Frat rule #1) Don`t pass out with your shoes on. If you do you are fair game......
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Male 2,229
with "friends" like that he didn`t need enemies, plus that`s less joke/prank than murder/manslaughter
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Male 761
The Sun

Nothing to see here people, move along
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Male 4,807
That was shocking
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Male 8,300
> Aerophyre
> Earlier in the day he told his friends he was feeling...... eel.
> What? Too soon?

Who gives a drat whether its too soon or not - it still deserves:

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Male 12,138
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Male 177
Earlier in the day he told his friends he was feeling...... eel.

What? Too soon?
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Male 1,219
"Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels."

I`m never drinking again. Ever.

Ever.
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Male 35
Eel: Mmm. This sh*t is delicious.
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Female 150
What queer ass friends.
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Male 1,629
now that is one hell of a practical joke >.<
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Male 4,680
Ah The Sun. Whoever had the idea of combining "news" with softcore porn was a genius.
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Female 3,562
Any guys who think shoving anything up some one else`s ass is a good idea for a "prank" is as gay as rainbows.
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Male 10,855
The man in the center of the photograph is just enjoying this scene.
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Female 1,001
F**king eel!
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Male 15,510
I think a joke has gone too far when the person dies
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Female 65
Oh.
My.
GAWD!
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Female 3,828
Ya i heard about this earlier. What happened to the days when people just drew penises on their passed out friends??!?
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Male 795
With friends like that......
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Male 1,164
"A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum.

Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels."

...best newspaper clipping, ever.
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Female 145
Hah... I definitely laughed at the play on words in the title.
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Male 347
Wasn`t this in the Weekly World News too?
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Female 1,181
"Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels"!!??

holy hell. it`ll be hard to top that prank.


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Female 193
Well the story is from the SUN so it has to be true *rolls eyes*
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Male 4,867
i submitted this too, >_<
but with friends like this, who needs enemas
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Female 798
who looks at a passed out man and says "you know what would be hilarious!? eel in the butt"?
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Male 40,751
Rectum? The dang thing actually killed `em!
Also strong possibility of urban myth here...
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Female 1,593
Wow...
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Male 1,598
It`s from the Sun, so it MUST be true! (sarcasm, if you can`t tell)
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Male 1,195
Never drink around the Chinese.
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Female 497
Reading about this made me feel eel.

>.<
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Male 2,049
I feel bad for the eel
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Male 5,314
whooooooooaaaa
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Female 2,352
Eels devoured his bowels. .

Most horrific death of the day.
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Male 698
this better not be racist
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Male 2,332
That is drating ghastly. I hope the ones responsible get what they deserve.
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Male 914
bummer
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Male 252
Omnomnom
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Male 9,305
Because credible sources of information always use slang in their headlines. e_e
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Male 633
at first i was like 0.0
then i realized that was posted on THE SUN
then i was like -.-
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Male 363
Devoured his bowels? His BOWELS? That`s drated up.
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Male 4,014
So, thats murder then.
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Male 4,546
Sheaton:
The Sun is the UK`s most read newspaper. All newspapers in the UK come in Tabloid format, irrespective of content. In the UK it no longer dictates quality.

The Sun is owned by Rupert Murdoch. Rupert Murdoch is the owner of FOX.

Do with this information whatever you feel like doing. Calling it a tabloid however, is meaningless. The Independent is now a Tabloid, it`s pretty solid reporting.
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Male 559
Correct me if I`m wrong but isn`t The Sun a tabloid news paper?
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Male 12,138
The Sun? Really?
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Male 1,043
Ewwww! THATS SO FREAKING WRONG!! EWWEWWWEWWWW
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Male 47
I think this is hilarious.
Instead of "WTF Japan"

WTF CHINA!?!?!
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Male 1,596
lol, but bejeesus remind me never to party with chineses
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Male 2,703
leave it to the news to put a corny "punny" headline. anything for ratings, no matter how horrific
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Male 1,297
that is the most revolting and horrible thing i have heard in a while... thanks
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Male 25,416
Wow, sometimes your enemies and nicer then your friends!
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Female 3,726
drat No...

I hope they get life...
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Female 126
That reminds me of a Stephen King book..Dreamcatcher?
Those creepy worm aliens eating people from the inside
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Male 7
Sounds fishy..
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Male 588
"What happened to drawing peens on your passed out friends?"

These guys draw them with lead-based paint. Using scalpels as brushes.
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Female 1,435
what the s- i wonder what he done to them when they passed out from drinking. this could very well be pay back.
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Female 13
this is why you don`t party hard in china.
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Male 307
Well that`s his problem if he can`t take a joke.
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Female 101
eel up inside ya, finding an entrance where they can
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Female 388
Thats possibly one of the worst ideas I`ve ever heard. Why didn`t the eel die after being exposed to air? O___o
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Female 62
that`s awful
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Male 343
WHAT THE EFF?!?!?! AUGH
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Male 3,255
Haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!

Wait, wait. I shouldn`t be like that. It really drating sucks that he`s dead because of the carelessness of...

"Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels."

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhAHAHAH!
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Male 7
...holy sh#t
i bet his friends must feel so bad.
but i still find this hilarious, in a sick way.
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Female 131
thats f`ed up!
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Female 497
O________O

What happened to drawing peens on your passed out friends?
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Female 331
it ate his bowels?!?!? wtf???
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Male 90
eww.
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Female 4,376
Nice friends.
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Male 20,909
Link: Man Dies After Friends Play Cruel Joke On Him [Rate Link] - I-A-B, you`re going to be astounded by the caliber of joke that they played on him. Hint: It happened in China.
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