Kung Fu Bear Will Kick Your Ass

Submitted by: alexbuzzkent 6 years ago Entertainment

Crazy Japanese bear doing crazy stuff with sticks, just like a ninja!
There are 61 comments:
Female 877
awww how cute and talented. this must be my next bf
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Male 85
pedo bear just took it up a level :O
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Male 36
Amazing! This astounds and pleases me much like a fine afternoon of receiving earnest fellatio.
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Male 213
It was only a matter of time...
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Female 264
WOW. Most people can`t do this. O_O I wonder if it was trained...
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Female 67
LMAO!!! too funny!! I wonder if this is what inspired the movie Kung Fu Panda...

daninicki
I didn`t know anyone used to term fellatio in every day speaking.
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Male 1,929
Lol. Isn`t funny how for some times it matters if they`re fake and sometimes it doesn`t. This one on of latter. I have no idea why.
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Female 535
well poo. wouldn`t wanna run into him in a dark alley.
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Male 7,378
This bear belongs in a circus not a zoo!
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Female 185
and ended the show with a little auto-fellatio. That bear is very talented.
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Male 55
..... just relized wat they ment by 2012 .. the world isnt ending .. its evolving .. and .... by the looks or things !!!!!!!!WERE F****ED!!!!!
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Male 3,631
I think I didn`t close my eyes for that entire segment.
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Male 2,592
great.. thanks.. i want a bear now.. good job..
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Male 610
I have seen MONKS who are not this good
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Male 1,371
Bear ninjas...We`re F*cked.
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Female 1,604
My grandson love that song it is his newest thing he is 2 1/2 and sings it..
Is that a sun bear? because the Chinese restaurant owners keep them captive usually in small cages and wait for someone to order them at their restaurant and then they go and kill them!!!
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Female 3,598
we are all doomed... hahaha until the bears get distracted and start goin down on themselves.
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Male 699
it`s comfoting to know you will never be as epic as this
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Male 169
That was a little TOO perfect... I`m gonna have to go with dude in a bear costume from 0:27-1:16. Made me laugh the first time I saw the "ninja" moves though
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Male 1,627
DRAGON TWISTA!
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Male 149
1. Its practicing its escape from the zoo

2. I has a stick! NOOO! they be stealing my stick!
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Female 682
i think the whole time he was just tryin` to get the stick outta the way so he could lick himself....considering the ending.
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Male 104
that bear must have taken some beating
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Male 295
dood smells like pepper spray and poos out little brass bells.
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Male 5,194
Sure LOOKS real...
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Male 1,106
I love the way he was hitting himself in the head, just like the meme idiots that record themselves doing this.
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Male 2,345
umm if that stick had strongs on it them I am goerge washington...

seriously, the strings would have gotten completely tangled up and made useless in about two seconds.

not that hard to believe that a highly intelligent animal with that type of strength and agility could twirl a damn stick people...
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Male 2,690
@RecycleElf: I was gonna ask the same thing.

@Epimetheus: I don`t see any strings...and I don`t see them getting tangled or anything, but I can see how the motions of the stick would be from strings holding it up.
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Male 964
All armies are useless...
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Male 149
I am starting to get excessively pissed at these goddamn spammers in comments..........
Otherwise, nice.
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Male 3,619
did he just end his excersize with a self-blow job? lol my hero
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Male 1,596
how lethal do we want bears, seriously.
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Male 157
the branch is suspended by strings. someone`s puppeteering the wood.. if you watch the full vid, they always stop/skip when the bear gets tangled

ah well. still cute
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Male 15
WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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Female 612
No fair. When I went to see the Sun Bears at the local zoo on Saturday, they were just hiding in the trees. No kung-fu action there.
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Male 12
Cool vid - great song.
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Male 51
cool vid, excellent editing but you can see where the vid skips back and forth..
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Male 187
Obviously he`s seen that "Star Wars Kid" video.

And the bear has obviously more skill!
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Male 159
it`s always nice to here that song.

Haha, he celebrates his new found kung-fu bear skills by playing with himself.
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Male 1,505
this wins big time
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Male 508
I thought it was fake till I saw it lick it`s own nuts. Must be real.
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Male 272
i wish i could do that... autofelatio ftw
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Male 3,255
Is this legit? Holy balls!
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Male 10,339
Ex circus bear?
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Female 1,386
That bear has a real obsession with wood.
Hope he dosn`t go blind.
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Male 712
I think this bear is auditioning for the role of Neo in the Matrix remake
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Male 5,314
"just imagine if bears had opposable thumbs... 0.o"

that would mean the end of the human race as we know it.
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Male 37,902
don`t fault him for being distracted by his penis.

If you had one you would understand.
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Male 44
just imagine if bears had opposable thumbs... 0.o
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Male 15,832
[quote]We could use him against the `wolf pack`
Well, until he got distracted by his penis.[/quote]
Yeah, `cause wolves NEVER do that!
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Male 294
[quote]
We could use him against the `wolf pack`

Well, until he got distracted by his penis.
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You`re just jealous of his mad skills.
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Male 25,416
cool!
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Male 136
Everybody was balls a lickin`
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Female 15,763
This is one of the best descriptions EVER.
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Male 1,451
We could use him against the `wolf pack`

Well, until he got distracted by his penis.
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Male 1,108
Bears got skills.
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Male 447
Great now the bears have more ways to kill us
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Male 15
o_O that was awesome.....a little bit scary tho...Kung Fu bears are gonna take over the world...forget about the robot threat!
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Male 17,512
That`s one way to entertain a bear. :-)
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Male 612
Russian not Japanese...lol
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Male 1
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