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Date: 05/23/10 07:22 PM

61 Responses to Kung Fu Bear Will Kick Your Ass

  1. Profile photo of alexbuzzkent
    alexbuzzkent Male 13-17
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    May 23, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    Link: Kung Fu Bear Will Kick Your Ass - Crazy Japanese bear doing crazy stuff with sticks, just like a ninja!
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    router52000 Male 18-29
    613 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 7:24 pm
    Russian not Japanese...lol
  3. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 7:28 pm
    That`s one way to entertain a bear. :-)
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    teto86 Male 18-29
    15 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 7:32 pm
    o_O that was awesome.....a little bit scary tho...Kung Fu bears are gonna take over the world...forget about the robot threat!
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    tvremote Male 18-29
    447 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 7:34 pm
    Great now the bears have more ways to kill us
  6. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 7:34 pm
    Bears got skills.
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    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 7:39 pm
    We could use him against the `wolf pack`

    Well, until he got distracted by his penis.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 7:44 pm
    This is one of the best descriptions EVER.
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    util Male 18-29
    136 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 7:50 pm
    Everybody was balls a lickin`
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 7:56 pm
    cool!
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    janus_games Male 18-29
    294 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 8:11 pm

    We could use him against the `wolf pack`

    Well, until he got distracted by his penis.

    You`re just jealous of his mad skills.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 8:14 pm
    We could use him against the `wolf pack`
    Well, until he got distracted by his penis.
    Yeah, `cause wolves NEVER do that!
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    RTG60 Male 13-17
    44 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 8:40 pm
    just imagine if bears had opposable thumbs... 0.o
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36186 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 8:49 pm
    don`t fault him for being distracted by his penis.

    If you had one you would understand.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 9:04 pm
    "just imagine if bears had opposable thumbs... 0.o"

    that would mean the end of the human race as we know it.
  16. Profile photo of Genocyde
    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 10:20 pm
    I think this bear is auditioning for the role of Neo in the Matrix remake
  17. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 10:56 pm
    That bear has a real obsession with wood.
    Hope he dosn`t go blind.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 10:57 pm
    Ex circus bear?
  19. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 11:01 pm
    Is this legit? Holy balls!
  20. Profile photo of roariamadino
    roariamadino Male 18-29
    270 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 11:18 pm
    i wish i could do that... autofelatio ftw
  21. Profile photo of antagonizer
    antagonizer Male 18-29
    509 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 11:43 pm
    I thought it was fake till I saw it lick it`s own nuts. Must be real.
  22. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 12:45 am
    this wins big time
  23. Profile photo of moscoworbust
    moscoworbust Male 18-29
    159 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 1:38 am
    it`s always nice to here that song.

    Haha, he celebrates his new found kung-fu bear skills by playing with himself.
  24. Profile photo of r3tr0r0ck3r
    r3tr0r0ck3r Male 18-29
    187 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 2:44 am
    Obviously he`s seen that "Star Wars Kid" video.

    And the bear has obviously more skill!
  25. Profile photo of monkey_spank
    monkey_spank Male 30-39
    51 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 2:50 am
    cool vid, excellent editing but you can see where the vid skips back and forth..
  26. Profile photo of geekenstein
    geekenstein Male 18-29
    12 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 4:50 am
    Cool vid - great song.
  27. Profile photo of Seastone
    Seastone Female 18-29
    613 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 5:41 am
    No fair. When I went to see the Sun Bears at the local zoo on Saturday, they were just hiding in the trees. No kung-fu action there.
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    Chidar_K_ Male 13-17
    15 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 6:13 am
    WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
  29. Profile photo of epimetheus
    epimetheus Male 18-29
    157 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 7:24 am
    the branch is suspended by strings. someone`s puppeteering the wood.. if you watch the full vid, they always stop/skip when the bear gets tangled

    ah well. still cute
  30. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 7:56 am
    how lethal do we want bears, seriously.
  31. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 8:09 am
    did he just end his excersize with a self-blow job? lol my hero
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    jogger1 Male 13-17
    149 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 8:25 am
    I am starting to get excessively pissed at these goddamn spammers in comments..........
    Otherwise, nice.
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    bobhub600 Male 13-17
    964 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 8:26 am
    All armies are useless...
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    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 8:39 am
    @RecycleElf: I was gonna ask the same thing.

    @Epimetheus: I don`t see any strings...and I don`t see them getting tangled or anything, but I can see how the motions of the stick would be from strings holding it up.
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2346 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 8:40 am
    umm if that stick had strongs on it them I am goerge washington...

    seriously, the strings would have gotten completely tangled up and made useless in about two seconds.

    not that hard to believe that a highly intelligent animal with that type of strength and agility could twirl a damn stick people...
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    DavidXJ Male 30-39
    1106 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 9:33 am
    I love the way he was hitting himself in the head, just like the meme idiots that record themselves doing this.
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 10:47 am
    Sure LOOKS real...
  38. Profile photo of comrade_b
    comrade_b Male 18-29
    295 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    dood smells like pepper spray and poos out little brass bells.
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    heresjonny Male 13-17
    104 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    that bear must have taken some beating
  40. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 12:54 pm
    i think the whole time he was just tryin` to get the stick outta the way so he could lick himself....considering the ending.
  41. Profile photo of deadmeat553
    deadmeat553 Male 18-29
    149 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    1. Its practicing its escape from the zoo

    2. I has a stick! NOOO! they be stealing my stick!
  42. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1596 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    DRAGON TWISTA!
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    niceguy191 Male 18-29
    169 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 3:37 pm
    That was a little TOO perfect... I`m gonna have to go with dude in a bear costume from 0:27-1:16. Made me laugh the first time I saw the "ninja" moves though
  44. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 3:37 pm
    it`s comfoting to know you will never be as epic as this
  45. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    we are all doomed... hahaha until the bears get distracted and start goin down on themselves.
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    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1605 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 5:46 pm
    My grandson love that song it is his newest thing he is 2 1/2 and sings it..
    Is that a sun bear? because the Chinese restaurant owners keep them captive usually in small cages and wait for someone to order them at their restaurant and then they go and kill them!!!
  47. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 9:57 pm
    Bear ninjas...We`re F*cked.
  48. Profile photo of last_ninja
    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 10:37 pm
    I have seen MONKS who are not this good
  49. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    May 24, 2010 at 11:40 pm
    great.. thanks.. i want a bear now.. good job..
  50. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 1:21 am
    I think I didn`t close my eyes for that entire segment.
  51. Profile photo of Dudley118
    Dudley118 Male 18-29
    55 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 6:44 am
    ..... just relized wat they ment by 2012 .. the world isnt ending .. its evolving .. and .... by the looks or things !!!!!!!!WERE F****ED!!!!!
  52. Profile photo of daninicki
    daninicki Female 18-29
    185 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 7:06 am
    and ended the show with a little auto-fellatio. That bear is very talented.
  53. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 8:48 am
    This bear belongs in a circus not a zoo!
  54. Profile photo of kirstoner
    kirstoner Female 18-29
    535 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 8:58 am
    well poo. wouldn`t wanna run into him in a dark alley.
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    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 11:43 am
    Lol. Isn`t funny how for some times it matters if they`re fake and sometimes it doesn`t. This one on of latter. I have no idea why.
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    mchudson Female 18-29
    67 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 11:43 am
    LMAO!!! too funny!! I wonder if this is what inspired the movie Kung Fu Panda...

    daninicki
    I didn`t know anyone used to term fellatio in every day speaking.
  57. Profile photo of AlANeptune
    AlANeptune Female 18-29
    264 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 5:19 pm
    WOW. Most people can`t do this. O_O I wonder if it was trained...
  58. Profile photo of hazeofwar
    hazeofwar Male 18-29
    213 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 9:32 pm
    It was only a matter of time...
  59. Profile photo of nonickforme
    nonickforme Male 30-39
    36 posts
    May 25, 2010 at 9:55 pm
    Amazing! This astounds and pleases me much like a fine afternoon of receiving earnest fellatio.
  60. Profile photo of jamesrs
    jamesrs Male 18-29
    85 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    pedo bear just took it up a level :O
  61. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    878 posts
    May 29, 2010 at 12:29 am
    awww how cute and talented. this must be my next bf

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