Kangaroo Interrupts Golf Game To Masturbate

Submitted by: madest 6 years ago Sports

If you"re a kangaroo, this is definitely NSFW.
There are 37 comments:
Female 40
yay for australian news!!
i can`t believe I missed this!
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Male 312
Epic move, my dear kangaroo.
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Male 253
lol
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Male 10,845
lionhart2 FTW!
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Male 6
@lionhart2 OMG U DIRTY FOR THAT...but LmAo
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Male 9,306
Lion: LMAO! XD
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Male 1,803
davymid, seriously, if you get a second chance, go. I had a brilliant year working in Oz. It`s all great, especially Perth. Sydney sucks though.
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Male 8,302
Nidonemo, you have to read the True Story of the Seventh Day. Popular myth has it that God created everything, then rested on the seventh day. But what actually happened was that he made everything in six days, then had a bloody great piss-up to celebrate that night.

He woke in the morning with an Almighty hangover and in a foul mood. He said "Y`know what? I`m gonna plonk an island in the middle of that ocean - a bloody great Continent-size island, cut off from everywhere!"

"Huge Island in middle of Ocean - check" says Gabriel, scribbling on his clipboard.

"And you know", says God, "how I made men total tosspots? Well, on this big frakkin` island, the blokes will be twice the dicks that normal men are!"

And Gabriel jots down on his clipboard... "Aussie men - dicks x2"

And that`s why they call us "The Lucky Country".
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Male 8,302
> Nidonemo
> Waiiiiit a minute. `roos have TWO dicks?!

Doesn`t everyone???
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Male 9,306
Waiiiiit a minute.

`roos have TWO dicks?!
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Male 75
The kangaroo seems to be manifesting his opinion of Golf and I agree with him whole heartedly.
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Male 12,138
[quote]OMG is that on the real news? damn thats funny. I wanna live in Australia![/quote]
I almost moved to Australia a year or so back (true story). Had a great job lined up in the oil business in Perth, immigration taken care of, the works. Ready to hit the button.

At the last hurdle, I was put off by the remoteness, the distance from extant family and friends. That, and thought of double-dicked kangaroos wanking all over the place. F*ck that.
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Female 3,828
OMG is that on the real news? damn thats funny. I wanna live in Australia!
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Male 2,748
If i was the news caster... i dont think i would have been able to continue
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Male 421
"Damn roos do that all the time, anywhere at all. That`s why we don`t brake for them."

Funniest thing I`ve read today!
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Male 8,302
Damn roos do that all the time, anywhere at all. That`s why we don`t brake for them.
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Male 25,416
Ha ha ha! Tiger is going, why didnt i think of that?
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Male 358
I`m sorry to say I was more interested in the fact that Jambi was playing in the backround.
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Male 12,138
IAB Factiod: Male kangaroos have two penises. Well, that`s not strictly true, they have a bifurcated penis, like a lizard`s tongue. And lady roos have two vajayjays.

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Male 619
I`m just glad it wasn`t Tigers Wood.
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Male 15,510
Arent you glad it wasent Tiger Woods
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Male 801
Did he say b*llocks on the news?! Damn they have better TV than we do.
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Female 665
roflmao. I didn`t watch the video yet but almightybob`s comment below me already made my day.
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Male 2,703
"i cant understand a word those anchors say after :45 dude"

I understood "bollocks" but other than that, its quite gibberish
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Male 4,290
Seriously, james20. That`s the third time you`ve been banned for FIRST posting. Take the hint.
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Male 533
They play Tool on sports shows in Australia? Awesome...
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Male 112
i cant understand a word those anchors say after :45 dude
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Male 877
why she so coy???...butter wouldnt melt eh!!!
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Male 1,266
*waves bye bye to james*

damn exhibitionist kangaroos
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Male 7,378
I`ll thank lostinkorea for pointing me to that clip.
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Male 1,240
lostinkorea: Nothing`s wrong, they just have their priorities straight.
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Female 1,593
Oh James, don`t you know better? :|

D, would you wanna suck yourself off? Seriously, think about it. lol
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Female 3,727
What is wrong with `roos? I just posted another video in the open forum with another one earlier. KINKY
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Male 4,807
james20.... congrats on being first!
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Male 4,807
I love the ring bell sound effect..
I`m laughing like those two.
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Male 1,835
Son of a bitch can go down on himself. D: this isn`t fair
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Male 7,378
Link: Kangaroo Interrupts Golf Game To Masturbate [Rate Link] - If you`re a kangaroo, this is definitely NSFW.
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