Japanese Girl Loves Her Soft Serve Ice Cream [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

"Pardon me, most honorable ice cream vendor, I asked for the extra large..."
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Male 2,056
soft wouldn`t hold up
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Male 286
japan, you`ve already got the creepy medal, please leave america with the fat fudgek spot.
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Female 233
"Oh.. Umm.. Malibu, when you quote someone, PUT IT IN QUOTES.."

F.U.....better?
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Male 509
"frostbite in 3...2...1

don`t you mean brain freeze..."

no, with that amount of ice cream it could fall off and give her frostbite...
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Female 169
frostbite in 3...2...1

don`t you mean brain freeze...
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Male 440
she doesn`t look japanese to me.
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Male 295
frostbite in 3...2...1
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Female 318
omgwtf O_O
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Male 2,748
well that`s just ridiculous!!
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Male 1,523
The cone would shatter! o.o
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Female 536
How exactly is that supposed to work?
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Male 185
Looks more like cream cheese.
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Male 3,915
that`s food?!
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Female 1,048
I`d like to see her try and suck it out the bottom of the cone! Kinda makes your eyes water!!
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Male 894
this screams brainfreeze to me
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Male 10,440
This is a terrible mess waiting to happen.
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Male 8,300
It may look silly, but when she swallows it all in one go, every man within 100 metres will be drooling.
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Male 119
@jayfro- you`ve obviously never studied Japanese. and no it wouldn`t substantiate anything for me. i was stating that your whining reminded me of that. not that it was such.
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Female 288
absolutely sure that`s not cotton candy?
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Male 165
uhh reading the title of this one, somehow reminded me of a video revolving around 2 girls and 1 cup...
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Male 1,184
jayfro, the assumption you seem to be making is that you have ever once studied Japanese culture or language.
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Male 2,395
she`s gonna need a bigger cone.
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Female 46
so much ice cream will not drown in ice cream
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Male 10,855
Good luck eating that tootz.
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Male 3,482
[quote]but consider if fancylad had made some "clever" quip about a person of ostensibly Arab or Jewish descent, and whatever outdated stereotypes people might associate with them.[/quote]

We would have laughed. No one would have bitched. We would have moved on to other posts.

a1butcher
[quote]Ok.. I`m aroused.[/quote]

At which part, the girl, or the ice cream...

Because the man in me is saying the girl...

But the fat guy in me is saying the ice cream...
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Male 3
@someguy83: would it enhance my credibility if I proved that I was not a White Anglo-Saxon Protestant? Frankly, I don`t see how it matters at all. The assumption that you and some others seem to be making is that people with Asian parents follow the customs of their parents (or grandparents, etc.). That assumption may be true, but it often is not.

I am aware that I am [over] analyzing a stupid joke on the internet, but consider if fancylad had made some "clever" quip about a person of ostensibly Arab or Jewish descent, and whatever outdated stereotypes people might associate with them.
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Male 25,416
Awesome!!!!!!!
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Female 22
"And she can eat all that not get any fat at all. American girls in the other hand."

We need a proofreading course here on IAB.
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Female 2,695
wat
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Male 815
thanks for the link, Dino!
but the dude in the pic is way too serious...i dont think he`s doing the same thing
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Female 15,763
My lactose-intolerant stomach is cringing right now.
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Male 15,510
And she can eat all that not get any fat at all. American girls in the other hand...
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Male 250
well i wanna see him let it go, raph, cos i dont think she`s paying him to hold it their while she takes her tiny womanly bites :P
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Male 1,184
Oh.. Umm.. Malibu, when you quote someone, PUT IT IN QUOTES..
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Male 8
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Female 233
I think my post was mis-read...i was just calling jayfro a crybaby!
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Male 119
"@fancylad: Does every person of asian descent sound like a character in a samurai movie? The stereotypes of asian people on this site are unfunny and becoming tiresome."

formal japanese is extremely polite. most women still speak formal japanese when speaking whether or not it is necessary. the younger generation...eh not so much. you remind me of the christian majority that cries persecution as if they were a minority.
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Female 2,352
She`s gonna need a bigger cone. .
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Male 425
haha holy crap dude
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Male 1,184
Malibu, perhaps you should learn a bit about Japanese culture. That is precisely how you would speak to someone older than you in Japan.
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Male 3
@domisgood, @malibu: I don`t think I`m being oversensitive, nor did I say I found the site unfunny and tiresome. On the whole, I waste a lot of time here and a lot of it is funny.

I just think fancylad has an unhealthy preoccupation with asian stereotypes. Does no one agree with me?
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Male 230
amonamarth, he`s still holding it on the big ice cream spear thing, so the cone isn`t really taking any weight.
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Male 250
i cant help think its fake

i mean how the drat can a cone that size take the weight of that much icecream?
why the drat does she seem utterly amused by the bottom of it when its clearly past her head. i swear most would be staring at the top and how the fudge can she hold it all steady and straight up with a grip like that

this whole pic defies the laws of physics not only in the scale of the ice cream but in every other way
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Male 230
this looks like maras dondurmasi, from turkey...it`s like a sorta chewy nougaty-textured ice cream. it`s got salep (powdered orchid root) in it so it retains water and you can hang it from big hooks without it melting.

looks yuuuuuuuuuuuummm.
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Female 9,585
I want.
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Female 233
@fancylad: Does every person of asian descent sound like a character in a samurai movie? The stereotypes of asian people on this site are unfunny and becoming tiresome.


Crybaby.
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Male 4,867
good first post jayfro
i`d like to inform your oversensitive self that no one is being racist here. If you find this site unfunny and tiresome...leave
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Male 3
@fancylad: Does every person of asian descent sound like a character in a samurai movie? The stereotypes of asian people on this site are unfunny and becoming tiresome.
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Male 2,516
mmmmm looks delicious
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Male 238
brain freeze?
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Female 387
@ CrakrJak:
That`s so cool!!
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Male 774
*whistles*
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Female 3,574
@CrakrJak, lol I think I would get pissed off halfway through that performance and demand my goddamn ice cream already :P
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Male 41,184
Is ice cream different in Japan? Because that just doesn`t LOOK right...
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Male 4,807
Ok.. I`m aroused.
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Male 774
*whistles*
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Male 31
Damn thats alot of ice cream
i hope she shares
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Male 1,043
Now we just need it to explode. :D
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Male 17,511
He does tricks like this guy.
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Male 456
I have questions...lots of questions
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Male 17,511
I`ve seen video of this guy before, He puts on a whole show with his ice cream scoop skills.
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Male 1,958
@domisgood this is a family friendly* site

*no families ever come here
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Male 1,958
I love fancy`s caption
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Male 4,867
I saw `Japan` and `Soft Scoop Ice Cream` and imagined a disgusting sequel to 2g1c....i`m dissapointed now
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Male 21,025
Link: Japanese Girl Loves Her Soft Serve Ice Cream [Pic] [Rate Link] - `Pardon me, most honorable ice cream vendor, I asked for the extra large...`
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