Is This A Conflict Of Interest? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

After all, how do you think all of his clients are getting their asses kicked?
There are 29 comments:
Female 282
If you were to look at Chuck Norris` white blood cells under a microscope, you would see a small black ring around each of them. This is actually a tiny black belt.
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Female 709
Wait, my representative is the guy that roundhoused me? Nuuuu!
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Male 606
as soon as you hire him..you are justified!
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Male 27
Chuck Norris doesnt have an attorney, Chuck Norris is law
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Female 635
i`d go there
:D
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Male 6,694
Chuck Norris drinks lava and eats nails for a snack.
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Male 914
i would totally hire this guy...there`s literally no way he could lose
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Male 2,748
Nice
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Male 120
@Issa

you actually called the number? despite the fact that the picture looks like it was taken in 1997.
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Female 2,352
Called the bottom number. Nothing not even an message.
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Male 10,845
No prison can hold Chuck Norris`s clients, because no judge has the balls to find them guilty!
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Male 2,516
haha damn that`s such a big win
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Female 4
Win.
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Male 25,416
Ha ha ha, thats awesome!
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Male 5,190
I agree panth.
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Male 203
Hmm...

(I have no idea what to say, so I put this just to leave a comment)
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Female 9,400
I`m so injuring myself so he can be my lawyer.
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Male 2,688
OMG! A lawyer you can`t Google!!!!! LMAO

But seriously... Chuck can be lawyer... He can be watever he wants to be. He just glares at textbooks until they give him the knowledge and he kicks the professors for testing him. Chuck Norris has graduated with honors from ever university in the country and has degrees in every field available. He still prefers using his feet to solve problems.
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Male 4,867
"ok i`m gonna kick ten shades of shiit outta you, then help you sue me, ok?"
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Male 351
Some one call, see if it is legit.
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Female 8,044
i wonder if he represents the people he injures himself?
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Female 3,727
Interest...
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Female 3,574
that is awesome haha
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Male 15,510
Google won`t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don`t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Female 305
@gerry ahahaha i totally just googled chuck norris. i lawld "he finds you"
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Male 277
This had better be legit.
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Male 37,888
Win!

for fun, google "How do I find Chuck Norris" and click on the I-Feel-Lucky button
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Male 324
Win.
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Male 19,840
Link: Is This A Conflict Of Interest? [Pic] [Rate Link] - After all, how do you think all of his clients are getting their asses kicked?
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