Incredibly Bizarre Ballet, Warning: Pasties

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Entertainment NSFW

Hang on tight, I-A-B--this is going to be the ONLY time ballet will ever be interesting. But can anyone explain it?
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Male 694
ballet is drating disgusting
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Female 606
How come my prof didn`t show this to my Dance Appreciation class? It would`ve been worth going to.
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Male 1,595
My God.

I can`t believe I watched it for 5 minutes.
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Male 48
Reminds me of the landlord`s dance quintet from The Big Lebowski. You know... his cycle?
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Male 44
On the one hand, nudity.
On the other hand, what in the roosterballs is this poo.
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Male 25,417
wow!
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Male 35
Actually I was thinking the same thing Slings. It really reminded me of Aeon Flux
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Female 614
not to be rude, but i never quite GOT ballet...

and, WOW the musculature on some of these women puts p90x women to shame! but i guess your core has to be strong, as a dancer.
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Male 496
Jigglybewbs! No further explanation needed!
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Male 113
So pretentious it made nudity boring...
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Male 6,694
You know I love me some bewbies !
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Male 8
horrifying
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Female 412
At first I thought they were supposed to represent some kind of animals, or something. But I don`t know what was up with the lady getting off on the ballet shoes...
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Male 19
Fawk postmodern art, I can`t watch this!
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Female 91
looks like a lady gaga music video or something
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Male 147
What is this I don`t even
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Male 36
That`s the closest thing I have seen that could bring Aeon Flux to live action. The Charlieze Theron (sp) version was junk.
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Male 2,748
O.o
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Female 635
I can`t keep watching. This is creepy as hell.

I`m feeling the Silent Hill with this. Except it takes a lot to make actual humans fall into the uncanny valley.
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Male 1,598
that..... was weird as hell, but I did enjoy the lack of clothing :)
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Male 421
time for Gaga to step it up if she wants to best this.

on another note, damn these girls were skinny, and their costumes just highlighted the fact that you could see every single one of their ribs.
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Male 374
holy eff....this definetly makes me think of a LOT of video games.....mainly dead space, resident evil type stuff.....
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Male 14,331
vv A titty is a titty I LOVE BOOBIES!!
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Female 305
theres a lot of non-boobs in there. itty bitty titties
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Male 2,034
I somehow understood that more than LOST.

I muted the video and watched it with my own music. I feel as though it was an improvement.
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Female 54
Some of that stuff is really creative. Just, I don`t really understand the need for them to be naked. It just distracts from their ideas or whatever message they are trying to get across.
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Female 122
I have a friend that studied ballet for years. Even went to college studying French so she could move to France after graduation. She once described a dream she had that was very similar to this performance. It was right before she had the bunion surgery that ended her ballet career.
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Male 497
For a little while it seemed like goats on an oiled surface trippin around
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Male 30
Hey Tits!
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Male 382
Just because something is artistic does not mean that it is by any means goo......

Hey! Tits!
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Male 92
this is a warning that the aliens are coming to take over all of our entertainment
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Male 2,690
Okay, sorry but bI definitely can`t find it in myself to watch all of this...so stupid.
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Female 15
I`m confused, did she just put that stick up her woohoo?!
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Male 275
thanks IAB, I now have brain damage
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Male 349
MUST....GO.....TO...BALLET
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Female 185
does this remind anyone else of the Sid`s (the mean neighbor kid) broken toys from Toy Story?
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Male 39,593
Women in Jockstraps is art now?
I`m all for it, but we don`t have to be pretentious. Just give`m a damn pole and crank up the beat.
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Male 363
oh great, more "art."
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Male 30
whatever you have to say........
This is PURE GENIUS!!!!! Beautiful in its handicapped glory. a reflection on the subdued and set free. Awesome
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Female 115
Wow, this was the craziest thing I`ve seen. Those pasties must be stuck on there really well, for sure. Dang...
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Female 709
I have a theory that this is some kind of weird show of the pains of old age. Or, someone with to much free time and not enough money just put something together. I like the three-legged twin thing :)
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Male 4,593
Just once in my life I`d like to nail a ballerina.
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Male 13
the girl with the walking stick looks like she should be in a lady gaga video
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Male 487
"You`re really in the 40-49 age group? REALLY?"

Yeah imagine that, a guy who likes tits.
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Female 3,726
MattPrince Male, 40-49, Europe 628 Posts Tuesday, May 25, 2010 4:31:37 AM
Dammit.. I was hoping for some exploitation, this was too artistic and not enough tittytastic.
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You`re really in the 40-49 age group? REALLY?
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Male 124
@pdjr, art *is* pretentious.
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Male 298
as an artist i find this pretentious.......
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Male 2,220
Dammit.. I was hoping for some exploitation, this was too artistic and not enough tittytastic.
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Male 2,332
Skipitty skip!
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Female 691
That was actually really entertaining. They have some serious body control.
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Female 165
So the Silent Hill mannequins got their own show? Nice, good for them.
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Male 769
they must be BUZZING with those nicorette patches on their nips.
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Male 1,360
Arte, doesn`t surprise me.Very original french+german channel.
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Female 225
That was beautiful. They are so strong
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Male 131
Cor!

Fap fap fappity fap...
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Female 3,828
small bewbies :O

its weird to see such little ones, what with all the pr0n around and stuff...

this was pretty cool, though. still think Id rather watch opera then ballet.
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Male 161
Not to be a perv or anything, but that was kinda hot
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Male 58
I agree with Snow Crash. Good to see someone`s got their head screwed on around here.

I found ballet harder to appreciate than opera, but the Matthew Bourne Swan Lake, with the gay swans, that was seriously awesome.
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Female 474
i`m really surprised enjoyed that
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Female 1,172
I loved all of it except the last two scenes.
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Female 98
you see her drat that shoe? cause i saw her diddle a shoe.
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Male 7
Well now I know what a ballet in Silent Hill would look like.
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Male 2,593
mmmmm
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Female 1,515
I really liked it actually. So out of the box of what a ballerina usually does.
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Female 1,963
Interpretative dance just makes me feel a little bit uncomfortable.
I can sort of see the beauty in this, though.
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Female 211
It`s a series of visual metaphores, about over coming disability, how the people around you get tangled up and how it can consume the mind. I felt like the woman who could barely walk wanted to dance but never could, and felt surrounded by people who flaunted their perfect bodies.

That`s just my interpretation anyway. Sometimes the beauty of these things is all the different opinions they get.

Also, those dancers need to go on a diet of chcolate and red meat. Just sayin`.
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Female 238
that was chock FULL of wtf.
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Male 125
That may be one of the most horrific things I`ve ever witnessed.
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Female 1,682
Gotta admit... I have never had to do anything like this in my ballet classes >_> Its interesting, to say the least...
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Female 446
Creative? Really?...Nope not for me...very boring.
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Female 305
I liked it, being an ex-ballerina in the more traditional sense. Very creative!
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Female 803
@whipplefunk, what`s wrong with porn? :D
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Male 967
Sorry, all I could get out of it was watching bobble-head nurses. Very bizarre, inhuman-like movements.
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Male 15,832
It looks like somebody hijacked the laundry truck from the rehab center...
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Male 1,252
Naw thats how lesbians make out...true story.
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Male 56
Altaru made my day. xD
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Female 1,386
Hmm... My BF, who normally hates the arts was quite fascinated.
I blame the pasties.
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Male 3,755
Boobs aren`t enough to make this watchable.
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Male 1,371
What...The...flying...F*ck.
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Male 1,151
This is not art. Avant-Garde porn is all.
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Female 838
Definitely interesting to watch. I liked it until it turned techno.

What makes everything but women`s nipples non sexual? Seriously its just silly... I mean the guys have bigger boobs than the girls in this video.
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Male 422
This is the kind of trash IAB should be posting all the time! I would like to see those special werewolf kids and their robot friend worked into this number.

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Female 914
I`m so glad to read I was not the only person creeped out by this.
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Female 1,677
Yeah I only made it through about two minutes of that. That`s like ballet on crack, no thanks.

And SmilinSam: Not everybody loves gigantic floppy fat sacks. I would kill for their breasts. KILL.
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Female 386
That was the weirdest thing I have ever seen....
But at the same time, I get it. I got the emotion the choreographer was trying to put across. Especially at the end, that was powerful.
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Male 505
@smilinsam

Why would the hubands and boyfriends be upset about the size of their breasts? I by far prefer a smaller cup size to a larger one, and that also applies to the long term when gravity starts being a bitch.
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Female 1,006
THIS IS WHY NO ONE LIKES BALLET!
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Male 2,199
lol at the middle it looked like they were having a cripple duel with their stilt things, yeah i watched it that far, it was so bizarre that i couldn`t look away...
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Female 1,101
Mhh.. it`s sure as heck better than The Nutcracker.

Also why are all the ladies hating on the ballerinas? I haven`t heard one negative thing from them men, but the ladies...darn.

Just because they`re skinny doesn`t make them all anorexic. I bet they`re in remarkable shape to hold some of the poses they do, and with the flexibility I wouldn`t feel too sorry for the hubbies and boyfriends.
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Female 74
Also, who makes this stuff up?
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Male 302
So Lady Gaga wrote a ballet?
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Male 4
Inspiration for lady gaga`s next video
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Female 74
I don`t even think they`re hot.
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Female 171
im scared, confused, aroused and angry
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Male 72
lol I bet they lost their outfits, some shoes, and the pianist in a drunken party the night before and this is what they came up with on short short notice.
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Male 3,482
What the hell did I just get off to?
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Male 3,431
Yeah woulda been better as traditional ballet and straight nekkidness.
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Female 275
That was kind of remarkable. I felt like the wailing distracted from the dance, though.
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Male 670
thats drating creepy
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Female 3,598
all the itty bitty titties made me sad for these ladies and their husbands or girlfriends or whatever.
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Female 423
I wasn`t surprised when I saw it was done in Montreal, you see some strange stuff around here...
and props to 100stories; I never would`ve guessed
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Female 781
WTB naked ballerinas doing something that looks pretty--not creepy.
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Female 1,324
as soon as I read Silent Hill I was like yeah >< who knows though... interpretive obviously, about mutated/disabled people at a hospital? could be why they were strapped together... idk, still not into ballet.
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Female 467
thats f`uckin disturbing
they all look like men
the woman have no curves or boobies
all i saw was a campaign for anorexia
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Male 1,083
i also thought of silent hill nurses.
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Male 332
pastys are pointless
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Male 9
Stanley Kubrick`s attempt to cross in the the ballet genre.
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Female 3,574
ha! They`re located in Montreal! I could go see one of their shows in person :P
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Female 57
I actually really like this company`s work. Very unsettling stuff, no? Read more about it at their website: www.mariechouinard.com
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Female 3,574
This reminds me of Silent Hill for some reason. Creeps me out.
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Female 205
0.o this makes me think of lady gaga... wonder if its a coincidence?
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Female 14
Vligon- absolutely not
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Male 292
I`m pretty sure this is either a ballet about polio in the BDSM community or an adaptation of Silent Hill.
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Male 1,256
Man, that was great. SUch fluid motion from the ballerinas. They hardly looked human, was I think was the goal.
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Male 795
Those outfits leave nothing to the imagination.
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Female 963
)-| .... why?
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Male 1,351

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Female 96
I thought it was pretty interesting...But it also reminded me of silent hill a lot :D
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Female 231
This is so amazingly interesting. I would love to know what the Ballet is actually called.
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Male 594
Was that Zumba?
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Female 509
...this reminds me of the Saw movies for some reason.
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Male 1,266
This is what happens when you tell Japan and France to get together and make a porn movie...
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Female 59
This creeped me out.

I don`t understand why they even bother with pasties to be fair...?

As far as explaining it goes, I think someone said earlier it would make more sense if we saw the whole story, and I agree with that. However the main thing I see in this is animals; crutches to give the dancers 4 legs instead of 2 legs 2 arms, in one case using a crutch on the forehead to elongate the neck etc. Different forms of movement too, suspension for air animals and so on. The part with the ballet shoes on the floor and the dancer collapsing made me think of an elephant graveyard...

Did anyone else see these sorts of things? I`d be really interested to see what some other people thought!
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Male 17,512
Should`ve been labeled `WTF of the day`
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Male 12,365
The show spammer is missing a trick - they should be advertising knock-off ballet shoes in this thread :)
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Male 12,365
A minute of that was more than enough.

What is it with nipples, anyway? Why does a square inch of something sticky make all the difference legally? That doesn`t make sense.

Like this ballet.
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Female 160
o.....k......
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Male 32
as peter griffin would say.
SMALL BOOBS!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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Male 3,327
Not what I think their parents had in mind when they signed them up for ballet at 5.
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Male 135
Lady Gaga is trying to break out of the music scene me thinks.
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Male 848
I don`t know what that was but I liked it.
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Male 176
@link14: Bioshock maybe, but it brings Silent Hill to mind a little more for me. but maybe that`s because I`ve been replaying those recently.
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Male 3,255
rofl@modernart
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Female 276
god i really dont get contempory ballet - i do ballet an still dont get stuff like this! kudos to the dancer tho, some of their pointe work was incredible! and male dancers on pointe isnt done very often, so well done with that too. but ye....nooooo idea whats going on (to be fair, might make slightly more sense if u saw the whole story tho)
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Male 11,739
That was too bizarre to watch. Wow.
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Male 959
modern dance really is horse$h!t
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Male 11
w....t......f..... And i thought bioshock was kinda creepy...
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Female 4,376
Yeah, i`m very confused.
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Male 226
Yeah, no joke, this is the weirdest thing i`ve seen in a really long time. WTF is going on here?
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Male 801
I hate any `Modern` form of expression. It isn`t expressive, it`s just b*llocks.
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Male 252
...
Wut.
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Male 20,828
Link: Incredibly Bizarre NSFW Ballet, Warning: Pasties [Rate Link] - Hang on tight, I-A-B--this is going to be the ONLY time ballet will ever be interesting. But can anyone explain it?
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