In A Perfect World... [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

In a perfect world, crappy things like these six instances would never happen...
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Male 152
seriously? you turned this into a race hate thing?
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Male 660
In a perfect world couriers and taxi drivers wouldn`t have B.O. and the English wouldn`t be a bunch of snaggle-toothed, sarcastic prXXks.
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Female 2,027
erm, there are worst things tbh..
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Male 22
"you`d be surprised how many words america has managed to f*ck up."

you`d be surprised of the ignorance of people
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Male 101
@hknuddy You language makes no bloody sense, your government makes no bloody sense. Your people make no bloody sense. The whole UK is bollocks and you know it.
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Male 716
Actually we didn`t mess up any of those words. We actually changed them on purpose because we were kinda angry.
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Male 72
In U.K. :

Crisps = chips
Chips = fries
Jam = jelly
Jelly = Jello
Fag = cigarette

you`d be surprised how many words america has managed to f*ck up.
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Female 3,598
hahaha @steve41: you call them CRISPS?
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Female 812
FULL CHIPS!!!
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Female 635
omg that would be heaven for meh

Dx
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Female 1,604
I have always had the problem where I had to crumple my dollar to get the machine to take it, it never takes the smooth ones
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Male 1,153
lulz you mean crisps
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Female 614
ahhh. it really is the little things that make life worthwhile, or make you feel like doody.
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Male 2,893
DAMN YOU STICKERS!!!
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Male 3
I bought 20 pairs of socks, i had a bit of spare change, now i have 8 pairs. That`s right 24 socks went missing. Thank the holy mother of Texas that there all the same sort of sock, otherwise i have probably have 0 PAIRS left. :-/
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Female 654
double verb action..maybe you should go to school tomorrow
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Male 670
so true
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Male 11,740
#7 in a perfect world - Stupid sh it like this never gets posted here.
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Female 238
ahh.. paradise... i miss my socks :(
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Female 5,222
nice
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Male 476
"Now, tell me, what sporting events do you enjoy going to?"

No.

My point exactly! Now go get to bed. You have school tomorrow! ;)
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Male 476
@ Ookamia - I know I might CAP a bit more than I should.... But thats because its easier to Cap than to Italicize.. "can you italicize text online?"
Which reads different from - "CAN you italicize text online?" You see the difference? :)

@ Addler.. IF you cant argue with yourself.. then you shouldnt argue with others! If you think a little bit you might be able to imagine what my reply to your last statment might be... and argue it yourself! ttyl
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Male 776
if olympics are to be the only athletic display, then i suggest that there should be plays once every four years. Same goes for movies and Operas and concerts. One event, every four years, for everything
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Male 3,756
Answer to your little debate: when you get as many people to come a watch a play as you do an athletic event, then you can get as much as money. Often, athletics pay for themselves. Well, football makes all the money and Title IX forces them to share with the girls.
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Male 776
"Now, tell me, what sporting events do you enjoy going to?"

No.
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Male 3,756
In a perfect world, this would have been mildly funny.
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Male 2,748
lol, paper jams can die in a hole
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Male 476
Addler? Thats what the Olympics are for! An Olympic gold medalist earns about $25000. According to WikiAnswers. NOT 5 million! RIGHT?
Going further....
Reading you responses It seems that is safe to say that you might be pretty smart and well educated guy. Now, tell me, what sporting events to you enjoy going to?


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Male 13
Wow, I can agree with yagovaggo on a few points, and disagree on others.. but come on, that is the most annoying emphasis i have ever seen. Every other word doesn`t need to be capitalized T_T
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Male 776
Wait, so it is okay for musicians and film stars to make money that could be sent to teachers, but it is not okay for an athlete to make any money?

Furthermore, your elitist ideology fails to appreciate the virtues of the appreciation of kinetic genius, the ability to physically do what nobody else can, the stimulation of muscles in a manner that the normal, every day snob cannot. Much the same as the way a skilled pianist can stimulate their finger muscles to play music that the standard every day joe, such as yourself, cannot.

If you were to maintain any sort of cohesive stance, you either send all of the musicians, directors, actors and athletes to the poor house to pay for teachers, or you let them all thrive and produce their respective brands of genius,whether or not you comprehend them.
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Male 476
Addler... EXACTLY SUPPLY AND DEMAND!!!
Who is DEMANDING? Smart educated people who go to the the opera or a play or somewhere else they can learn something? or stupid middle class idiots?! ITS mostly the latter!
Can you honestly picture a smarter more educated person wasting his/her time going to a game?
No.. they go to plays, and shows, and museums and spend time learning.. A MOVIE is a million times better that a sporting event.. because you can learn something from watching a movie. Even a concert because Music breeds emotion!
YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM GOING TO A SPORTING EVENT! EXCEPT maybe what a players new batting average is! Wohoo!! LOL! But NOO, its not a waste of time! And you know what? I think you know that it is but are too ashamed to admit it and thus you continue to argue!
And do u know why I use Caps and Exclamation points? Bcause they are THERE for me to USE! When am I supposed to use my exclamation point if not when Im expressing Excitement? S
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Male 639
@xxPinkxx

I was being tongue-in-cheek but perhaps it didn`t come across too well.

But maybe your right. People will think I`m a good person if I tell them I`ve been to Africa to make a `real difference`.
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Male 776
to rebut yagovaggo....

to assume sports are a waste of time and money is to not understand the basic principal of supply and demand. If there wasn`t such a high demand for entertaining (yes, entertaining is an opinion but at this point it is shared by enough people to be considered a relevant one) performances then there would not be any money to be made in that sector. Since there is also a limited supply (not everyone is gifted physically, just like not everyone is gifted mentally)then the income of the athletes grows.

Also, if everyone were to go into professions that purely help people survive, not thrive, then the world would be a rather bleak place, without any sort of viewer oriented "show"

Finally, using exclamation points, like shouting, does not serve to make you sound important.
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Male 60
Meh...IAB....you is goin downhill
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Male 670
[quote]maybe if THAT CHUNK of the worlds money DIDNT GO towards the SPORTs Athletes in the first place and towards EDUCATION the world might be a better place![/quote]
Well if you`re going to look at it that way, there are so many other things you could be bashing on rather than sports. Like, the military. Dang, what a huge hole in our budget that could be going into helping people.
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Male 476
LOL>. SO far everyone who thinks they disagree with me really just doesnt understand what I am actually saying. Maybe because they are not capable! I don`t know.
@ addler -Profession ball IS a great source of income! THAT IS THE PROBLEM! THAT is THE ARGUMENT!! And as far as then income going towards learning ctrs. maybe if THAT CHUNK of the worlds money DIDNT GO towards the SPORTs Athletes in the first place and towards EDUCATION the world might be a better place! Just like Religion. Sports teaches Team work and togetherness.. but it also seperates people and causes CONFLICT! I am talking on a broader scale. But unfortunately not too many people are able to see that way though. But who cares about a better world when we have basktball teams & football teams worry about! I am Talking about the WORLDS ECONOMY! A lot of it goes to SPORTS ATHLETES! And YOU are giving it to them!!!
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Male 5,190
The world could be a utopia . If only....
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Female 3,828
@ jimbobsthebe-"Yeah, sod AIDS, cancer, famine, rape, torture and war. I just hate it when a sticker leaves a mark."

Oh come on. lighten up, dude.
If you wanna get technical, you could be in haiti or iraq or africa or something helping out, rather than sitting at your computer b*tching about the world.
just sayin.
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Male 487
"most people who are sports fanatics ARE stupid."

THIS, OMFG someone who finally has it right! Don`t get me wrong i like to bike, play soccer, and rugby but i absolutely can`t get into watching them.

Every sports freak i know is a complete moron, has a poo job, and most didn`t finish high school. I know there`s exceptions but they`re few and far between.
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Male 936
i am also fit, and i also agree that sports as a profession is retarded.
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Male 476
Saragota.. I am actually VERY FIT! I work out and look awesome.. and you would probably wish your BF was Hot like me, babes! ;) And I definitely did not get picked last in Dodge ball. And JUST to clear that up.. I didnt say that sports in general are a waste of time.. BUT a PROFESSION in sports IS! Correct?
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Male 776
further disagreeing with yagovaggo....

saying sports do not increase quality of life is nearly (nearly, mind you) as dumb as saying sports fans are all crazy idiots. Indicators of quality of life, as defined by wikipedia, can be found in this sentence straight from the site itself "standard indicators of the quality of life include not only wealth and employment, but also the built environment, physical and mental health, education, recreation and leisure time, and social belonging."
Sports provide key contributions to physical and mental health (relaxation, stress release, order in our topsy-turvy world) and are a way that countless people worldwide spend their leisure time privately as well as socially.

To say that losing sports wouldn`t have an impact on quality of life is basically admitting you dont know what quality of life really is.

furthermore, college athletics are an excellent income generator for many centers of higher learning.
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Male 4
I remember the happiest day in my life, I got a full bag of chips. It was great until a seagull pooped in it. I gave it to my friend`s dog.
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Male 639
Yeah, sod AIDS, cancer, famine, rape, torture and war. I just hate it when a sticker leaves a mark.
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Male 476
Der Djer, Im not saying that sports are worthless.. but PROFESSIONAL athletes are!!
Of course PLAYING sports are a great way to stay fit and relieve stress and have fun. BUT that is something anyone can do. Im talking about PAYING to WATCH someone else play a sport! You being a smart and educated guy... How many times have you paid to go to a sporting event?!?
SPORTS should ALWAYS be second to education!! You dont leave your job to play sports, do you?
If being a major league player didnt earn all that much money do you think anyone would become a major league player? Im just saying that the money that Pro players make can be used elsewhere! Like Teachers and or other underpaid professions!!! ALL the money spent in the WORLD of SPORTS is a waste of money!!!!!
Sports were ORIGINALLY created out of bordom! And there is way to much going on in the world today to be bored!!! And if you dont see that as insightful then you can throw your 3.5 gpa out the window!
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Female 721
yagovaggo: While I may not like sports and some of them I consider a waste of my time, they are not in any way stupid. It`s something people can get into as a passion and it gives them goals. Not all athletes are stupid but they have their priorities set to training for the game sometimes.

My theory is you got picked last for dodgeball as a kid. Here`s a bandaid with a kitten on it.
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Female 1,043
herr`s chips are terrible with the chip thing. once i got one filled eith nothing but crumbs. >:O
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Male 842
@yagovaggo- I`d respectfully like to disagree with your "insightful opinion." I enjoy watching sports because they are a release from reality, just like any other performance is. I can respect not liking sports; however, I take offense to the implication that sports fans are, as you say, "just plain dumb." Mainly because of the fact that I have never dropped below a 3.5 gpa and scored a 32 on the ACT. Please refrain from making generalizations just because someone likes something you don`t.

Also, I would like to point out that sports are not worthless. They teach teamwork, promote fitness, and are enjoyable. They provide an outlet for people who may be feeling stressed or who want to get into shape without paying for expensive equipment.
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Male 476
@bipolarbearr
Im sorry. I truly beg to differ. most people who are sports fanatics ARE stupid. the majority of sports fanatics are just plain dumb! They just are! I am sure "they" have done a study on that but just never made it public because its obvious what would happen then! Sports offer nothing to the world!! IF sports event were eliminated from the world, there would be no loss to our quality of life, but It would only leave more room for it to Improve.
THInk about it.. how many college athletes are only accepted to a college because they are good in a sport? They get help in their "education" so they can play a sport!!!! Imagine if they did have to worry about being GREAT at a sport.. they just might concentrate on actually getting a proper education and become someone that might make an actual difference in the world!! Does that make sense?
Most athletes(most,NOT ALL)are idiots!!
Only because they dont HAVE to be smart!!
you get it!?!
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Male 776
"Teachers, doctors and other people who actually deserve it will be paid more than athletes."

You can always count on people getting jealous of others who create a product that they cannot...
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Male 371
On a per-customer basis, teachers are paid far more than athletes.
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Male 16
@yagovaggo some people enjoy watching pro sports. Doesn`t make them stupid. Surely, you`ve paid to watch a movie or a performance of some type, its no different.
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Male 476
The Reason athletes make so much money is because the teachers, doctors and other stupid pay to watch them!!!!! I have NEVER EVER paid to go to a sporting event! and I never will!!!!
And yes. I have been to a basketball game and a baseball game AND a hockey game... and I know what Im not missing!
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Male 476
The Reason athletes make so much money is because the teachers, doctors and other stupid pay to watch them!!!!! I have NEVER EVER paid to go to a sporting event! and I never will!!!!
And yes. I have been to a basketball game and a baseball game AND a hockey game... and I know what Im not missing!
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Male 53
Teachers, doctors and other people who actually deserve it will be paid more than athletes.
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Male 774
Maybe some day...

/em tilts head towards sky.
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Male 774
Maybe some day...

/em tilts head towards sky.
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Male 60
You never run out of gas on a looooong bridge. x_x;
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Female 3,574
A perfect world would suck.
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Male 425
Maybe in heaven it is.
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Female 517
You will be able to remember where you put your keys...
Every time.. >:
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Male 1,598
The better the cover of a book/game/DVD is, the more likely the sticker is going to take forever to come off and leave tons of residue behind.
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Male 1,081
...Your headphones never get tangled up.
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Male 68
in a perfect world, the shart i just did would have been just a fart
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Male 25,416
Wow, if only!
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Female 397
madest - the ladies are supposed to take care of that for you.
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Female 917
Argh I HATE how chip bags are half full.

At our school, the chip bags aren`t even half full. Today there were 12 chips, and there was one time I had opened the bag, and no lie, there were only three chips, and they didn`t even have flavor. Never buy Lays Baked Barbeque chips. They RIP you off.
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Male 2,050
@rocky-lee


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Female 305
I love this on a graphic design point of view.
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Female 262
In a perfect world, crappy attitudes like yours wouldn`t exist.
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Male 612
In a perfect world crappy lists like this would not exist.
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Male 772
@vicious_liar

That may also be true, but the main reason that the bags are bigger is to make it SEEM like there`s more contents than there actually is. It`s a marketing ploy too.
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Male 7,378
In a perfect world wouldn`t men have a warm moist hand?
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Male 36,541
Yawn! What was this post about? I fell asleep after the third picture...
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Male 26
ROCKY

Maybe it`s the Sonic the Hedgehog hair that`s driving them away.
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Female 9,402
I wish.
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Male 678
Are we just posting any old pictures here now?
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Male 5,314
i want to go to there
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Male 1,226
Bags of chips are filled that way to prevent them from crushing. I`d prefer having %20 less chips instead of %20 more, but with all of them crushed.
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Male 848
These six instances aren`t crappy things. These six instances are the opposite of crappy things.
Is captioning that hard?
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Male 130
and i could find a girl who will do stuff for a packet of biscuits :( unfairr
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Male 19,879
Link: In A Perfect World... [Pic] [Rate Link] - In a perfect world, crappy things like these six instances would never happen...
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