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    fancylad Male 30-39
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    May 10, 2010 at 8:57 am
    Link: In A Perfect World... - In a perfect world, crappy things like these six instances would never happen...
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    ROCKY-LEE Male 13-17
    130 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 9:42 am
    and i could find a girl who will do stuff for a packet of biscuits :( unfairr
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    tainteddeity Male 18-29
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    May 10, 2010 at 9:43 am
    These six instances aren`t crappy things. These six instances are the opposite of crappy things.
    Is captioning that hard?
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    vicious_liar Male 13-17
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    May 10, 2010 at 9:45 am
    Bags of chips are filled that way to prevent them from crushing. I`d prefer having %20 less chips instead of %20 more, but with all of them crushed.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    May 10, 2010 at 9:46 am
    i want to go to there
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    Tobunshi Male 18-29
    678 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 9:52 am
    Are we just posting any old pictures here now?
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 9:53 am
    I wish.
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    adamdrinks Male 18-29
    26 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 10:07 am
    ROCKY

    Maybe it`s the Sonic the Hedgehog hair that`s driving them away.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31783 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 10:41 am
    Yawn! What was this post about? I fell asleep after the third picture...
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    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 10:47 am
    In a perfect world wouldn`t men have a warm moist hand?
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    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 10:53 am
    @vicious_liar

    That may also be true, but the main reason that the bags are bigger is to make it SEEM like there`s more contents than there actually is. It`s a marketing ploy too.
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    router52000 Male 18-29
    613 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 11:04 am
    In a perfect world crappy lists like this would not exist.
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    FemBot Female 18-29
    262 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 11:11 am
    In a perfect world, crappy attitudes like yours wouldn`t exist.
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    CandyClown Female 18-29
    305 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 11:13 am
    I love this on a graphic design point of view.
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    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 11:44 am
    @rocky-lee


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    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    918 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 11:46 am
    Argh I HATE how chip bags are half full.

    At our school, the chip bags aren`t even half full. Today there were 12 chips, and there was one time I had opened the bag, and no lie, there were only three chips, and they didn`t even have flavor. Never buy Lays Baked Barbeque chips. They RIP you off.
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    crabcake Female 30-39
    397 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    madest - the ladies are supposed to take care of that for you.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    Wow, if only!
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    donjobs Male 18-29
    68 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    in a perfect world, the shart i just did would have been just a fart
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    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    ...Your headphones never get tangled up.
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    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    The better the cover of a book/game/DVD is, the more likely the sticker is going to take forever to come off and leave tons of residue behind.
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    Shahar102 Female 18-29
    517 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    You will be able to remember where you put your keys...
    Every time.. >:
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    Aquaeous Male 18-29
    425 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    Maybe in heaven it is.
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    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    A perfect world would suck.
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    Tails-V3 Male 18-29
    60 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    You never run out of gas on a looooong bridge. x_x;
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    Salted_Eggs Male 18-29
    774 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    Maybe some day...

    /em tilts head towards sky.
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    Salted_Eggs Male 18-29
    774 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    Maybe some day...

    /em tilts head towards sky.
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    Eak Male 13-17
    53 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    Teachers, doctors and other people who actually deserve it will be paid more than athletes.
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    yagovaggo Male 30-39
    476 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    The Reason athletes make so much money is because the teachers, doctors and other stupid pay to watch them!!!!! I have NEVER EVER paid to go to a sporting event! and I never will!!!!
    And yes. I have been to a basketball game and a baseball game AND a hockey game... and I know what Im not missing!
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    yagovaggo Male 30-39
    476 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 3:03 pm
    The Reason athletes make so much money is because the teachers, doctors and other stupid pay to watch them!!!!! I have NEVER EVER paid to go to a sporting event! and I never will!!!!
    And yes. I have been to a basketball game and a baseball game AND a hockey game... and I know what Im not missing!
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    BipolarBearr Male 18-29
    16 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    @yagovaggo some people enjoy watching pro sports. Doesn`t make them stupid. Surely, you`ve paid to watch a movie or a performance of some type, its no different.
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    AntEconomist Male 40-49
    339 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    On a per-customer basis, teachers are paid far more than athletes.
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    addler Male 13-17
    778 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 3:57 pm
    "Teachers, doctors and other people who actually deserve it will be paid more than athletes."

    You can always count on people getting jealous of others who create a product that they cannot...
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    yagovaggo Male 30-39
    476 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:11 pm
    @bipolarbearr
    Im sorry. I truly beg to differ. most people who are sports fanatics ARE stupid. the majority of sports fanatics are just plain dumb! They just are! I am sure "they" have done a study on that but just never made it public because its obvious what would happen then! Sports offer nothing to the world!! IF sports event were eliminated from the world, there would be no loss to our quality of life, but It would only leave more room for it to Improve.
    THInk about it.. how many college athletes are only accepted to a college because they are good in a sport? They get help in their "education" so they can play a sport!!!! Imagine if they did have to worry about being GREAT at a sport.. they just might concentrate on actually getting a proper education and become someone that might make an actual difference in the world!! Does that make sense?
    Most athletes(most,NOT ALL)are idiots!!
    Only because they dont HAVE to be smart!!
    you get it!?!
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    Djer Male 18-29
    842 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:20 pm
    @yagovaggo- I`d respectfully like to disagree with your "insightful opinion." I enjoy watching sports because they are a release from reality, just like any other performance is. I can respect not liking sports; however, I take offense to the implication that sports fans are, as you say, "just plain dumb." Mainly because of the fact that I have never dropped below a 3.5 gpa and scored a 32 on the ACT. Please refrain from making generalizations just because someone likes something you don`t.

    Also, I would like to point out that sports are not worthless. They teach teamwork, promote fitness, and are enjoyable. They provide an outlet for people who may be feeling stressed or who want to get into shape without paying for expensive equipment.
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    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:38 pm
    herr`s chips are terrible with the chip thing. once i got one filled eith nothing but crumbs. >:O
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    Saragato Female 18-29
    721 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    yagovaggo: While I may not like sports and some of them I consider a waste of my time, they are not in any way stupid. It`s something people can get into as a passion and it gives them goals. Not all athletes are stupid but they have their priorities set to training for the game sometimes.

    My theory is you got picked last for dodgeball as a kid. Here`s a bandaid with a kitten on it.
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    yagovaggo Male 30-39
    476 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:51 pm
    Der Djer, Im not saying that sports are worthless.. but PROFESSIONAL athletes are!!
    Of course PLAYING sports are a great way to stay fit and relieve stress and have fun. BUT that is something anyone can do. Im talking about PAYING to WATCH someone else play a sport! You being a smart and educated guy... How many times have you paid to go to a sporting event?!?
    SPORTS should ALWAYS be second to education!! You dont leave your job to play sports, do you?
    If being a major league player didnt earn all that much money do you think anyone would become a major league player? Im just saying that the money that Pro players make can be used elsewhere! Like Teachers and or other underpaid professions!!! ALL the money spent in the WORLD of SPORTS is a waste of money!!!!!
    Sports were ORIGINALLY created out of bordom! And there is way to much going on in the world today to be bored!!! And if you dont see that as insightful then you can throw your 3.5 gpa out the window!
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    jimbobsthebe Male 18-29
    639 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:54 pm
    Yeah, sod AIDS, cancer, famine, rape, torture and war. I just hate it when a sticker leaves a mark.
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    mintL1 Male 18-29
    4 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:55 pm
    I remember the happiest day in my life, I got a full bag of chips. It was great until a seagull pooped in it. I gave it to my friend`s dog.
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    addler Male 13-17
    778 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:57 pm
    further disagreeing with yagovaggo....

    saying sports do not increase quality of life is nearly (nearly, mind you) as dumb as saying sports fans are all crazy idiots. Indicators of quality of life, as defined by wikipedia, can be found in this sentence straight from the site itself "standard indicators of the quality of life include not only wealth and employment, but also the built environment, physical and mental health, education, recreation and leisure time, and social belonging."
    Sports provide key contributions to physical and mental health (relaxation, stress release, order in our topsy-turvy world) and are a way that countless people worldwide spend their leisure time privately as well as socially.

    To say that losing sports wouldn`t have an impact on quality of life is basically admitting you dont know what quality of life really is.

    furthermore, college athletics are an excellent income generator for many centers of higher learning.
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    yagovaggo Male 30-39
    476 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 5:58 pm
    Saragota.. I am actually VERY FIT! I work out and look awesome.. and you would probably wish your BF was Hot like me, babes! ;) And I definitely did not get picked last in Dodge ball. And JUST to clear that up.. I didnt say that sports in general are a waste of time.. BUT a PROFESSION in sports IS! Correct?
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    skullgrin Male 18-29
    937 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 6:22 pm
    i am also fit, and i also agree that sports as a profession is retarded.
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    K3vin Male 18-29
    487 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 6:28 pm
    "most people who are sports fanatics ARE stupid."

    THIS, OMFG someone who finally has it right! Don`t get me wrong i like to bike, play soccer, and rugby but i absolutely can`t get into watching them.

    Every sports freak i know is a complete moron, has a poo job, and most didn`t finish high school. I know there`s exceptions but they`re few and far between.
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 6:28 pm
    @ jimbobsthebe-"Yeah, sod AIDS, cancer, famine, rape, torture and war. I just hate it when a sticker leaves a mark."

    Oh come on. lighten up, dude.
    If you wanna get technical, you could be in haiti or iraq or africa or something helping out, rather than sitting at your computer b*tching about the world.
    just sayin.
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    yagovaggo Male 30-39
    476 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 6:55 pm
    LOL>. SO far everyone who thinks they disagree with me really just doesnt understand what I am actually saying. Maybe because they are not capable! I don`t know.
    @ addler -Profession ball IS a great source of income! THAT IS THE PROBLEM! THAT is THE ARGUMENT!! And as far as then income going towards learning ctrs. maybe if THAT CHUNK of the worlds money DIDNT GO towards the SPORTs Athletes in the first place and towards EDUCATION the world might be a better place! Just like Religion. Sports teaches Team work and togetherness.. but it also seperates people and causes CONFLICT! I am talking on a broader scale. But unfortunately not too many people are able to see that way though. But who cares about a better world when we have basktball teams & football teams worry about! I am Talking about the WORLDS ECONOMY! A lot of it goes to SPORTS ATHLETES! And YOU are giving it to them!!!
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    Paul1582 Male 13-17
    670 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 7:06 pm
    maybe if THAT CHUNK of the worlds money DIDNT GO towards the SPORTs Athletes in the first place and towards EDUCATION the world might be a better place!
    Well if you`re going to look at it that way, there are so many other things you could be bashing on rather than sports. Like, the military. Dang, what a huge hole in our budget that could be going into helping people.
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    krazykarl9 Male 18-29
    60 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 7:07 pm
    Meh...IAB....you is goin downhill
  49. Profile photo of addler
    addler Male 13-17
    778 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    to rebut yagovaggo....

    to assume sports are a waste of time and money is to not understand the basic principal of supply and demand. If there wasn`t such a high demand for entertaining (yes, entertaining is an opinion but at this point it is shared by enough people to be considered a relevant one) performances then there would not be any money to be made in that sector. Since there is also a limited supply (not everyone is gifted physically, just like not everyone is gifted mentally)then the income of the athletes grows.

    Also, if everyone were to go into professions that purely help people survive, not thrive, then the world would be a rather bleak place, without any sort of viewer oriented "show"

    Finally, using exclamation points, like shouting, does not serve to make you sound important.
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    jimbobsthebe Male 18-29
    639 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    @xxPinkxx

    I was being tongue-in-cheek but perhaps it didn`t come across too well.

    But maybe your right. People will think I`m a good person if I tell them I`ve been to Africa to make a `real difference`.
  51. Profile photo of yagovaggo
    yagovaggo Male 30-39
    476 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 7:54 pm
    Addler... EXACTLY SUPPLY AND DEMAND!!!
    Who is DEMANDING? Smart educated people who go to the the opera or a play or somewhere else they can learn something? or stupid middle class idiots?! ITS mostly the latter!
    Can you honestly picture a smarter more educated person wasting his/her time going to a game?
    No.. they go to plays, and shows, and museums and spend time learning.. A MOVIE is a million times better that a sporting event.. because you can learn something from watching a movie. Even a concert because Music breeds emotion!
    YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM GOING TO A SPORTING EVENT! EXCEPT maybe what a players new batting average is! Wohoo!! LOL! But NOO, its not a waste of time! And you know what? I think you know that it is but are too ashamed to admit it and thus you continue to argue!
    And do u know why I use Caps and Exclamation points? Bcause they are THERE for me to USE! When am I supposed to use my exclamation point if not when Im expressing Excitement? S
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    addler Male 13-17
    778 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 8:05 pm
    Wait, so it is okay for musicians and film stars to make money that could be sent to teachers, but it is not okay for an athlete to make any money?

    Furthermore, your elitist ideology fails to appreciate the virtues of the appreciation of kinetic genius, the ability to physically do what nobody else can, the stimulation of muscles in a manner that the normal, every day snob cannot. Much the same as the way a skilled pianist can stimulate their finger muscles to play music that the standard every day joe, such as yourself, cannot.

    If you were to maintain any sort of cohesive stance, you either send all of the musicians, directors, actors and athletes to the poor house to pay for teachers, or you let them all thrive and produce their respective brands of genius,whether or not you comprehend them.
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    Ookami38 Male 18-29
    13 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 8:18 pm
    Wow, I can agree with yagovaggo on a few points, and disagree on others.. but come on, that is the most annoying emphasis i have ever seen. Every other word doesn`t need to be capitalized T_T
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    yagovaggo Male 30-39
    476 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 8:20 pm
    Addler? Thats what the Olympics are for! An Olympic gold medalist earns about $25000. According to WikiAnswers. NOT 5 million! RIGHT?
    Going further....
    Reading you responses It seems that is safe to say that you might be pretty smart and well educated guy. Now, tell me, what sporting events to you enjoy going to?


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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 8:23 pm
    lol, paper jams can die in a hole
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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 8:26 pm
    In a perfect world, this would have been mildly funny.
  57. Profile photo of addler
    addler Male 13-17
    778 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 8:27 pm
    "Now, tell me, what sporting events do you enjoy going to?"

    No.
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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 8:28 pm
    Answer to your little debate: when you get as many people to come a watch a play as you do an athletic event, then you can get as much as money. Often, athletics pay for themselves. Well, football makes all the money and Title IX forces them to share with the girls.
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    addler Male 13-17
    778 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 8:29 pm
    if olympics are to be the only athletic display, then i suggest that there should be plays once every four years. Same goes for movies and Operas and concerts. One event, every four years, for everything
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    yagovaggo Male 30-39
    476 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 8:35 pm
    @ Ookamia - I know I might CAP a bit more than I should.... But thats because its easier to Cap than to Italicize.. "can you italicize text online?"
    Which reads different from - "CAN you italicize text online?" You see the difference? :)

    @ Addler.. IF you cant argue with yourself.. then you shouldnt argue with others! If you think a little bit you might be able to imagine what my reply to your last statment might be... and argue it yourself! ttyl
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    yagovaggo Male 30-39
    476 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 8:40 pm
    "Now, tell me, what sporting events do you enjoy going to?"

    No.

    My point exactly! Now go get to bed. You have school tomorrow! ;)
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 9:05 pm
    nice
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    alley228 Female 18-29
    238 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 9:09 pm
    ahh.. paradise... i miss my socks :(
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    May 10, 2010 at 9:17 pm
    #7 in a perfect world - Stupid sh it like this never gets posted here.
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    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 9:40 pm
    so true
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    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    May 10, 2010 at 10:06 pm
    double verb action..maybe you should go to school tomorrow
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    safara179 Male 13-17
    3 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 2:28 am
    I bought 20 pairs of socks, i had a bit of spare change, now i have 8 pairs. That`s right 24 socks went missing. Thank the holy mother of Texas that there all the same sort of sock, otherwise i have probably have 0 PAIRS left. :-/
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 5:18 am
    DAMN YOU STICKERS!!!
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    samidoll Female 18-29
    616 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 6:30 am
    ahhh. it really is the little things that make life worthwhile, or make you feel like doody.
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    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 7:27 am
    lulz you mean crisps
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    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1605 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 8:06 am
    I have always had the problem where I had to crumple my dollar to get the machine to take it, it never takes the smooth ones
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    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 8:25 am
    omg that would be heaven for meh

    Dx
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    Oblivia Female 18-29
    812 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 9:02 am
    FULL CHIPS!!!
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 11:29 am
    hahaha @steve41: you call them CRISPS?
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    hknuddv Male 13-17
    72 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    In U.K. :

    Crisps = chips
    Chips = fries
    Jam = jelly
    Jelly = Jello
    Fag = cigarette

    you`d be surprised how many words america has managed to f*ck up.
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    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    Actually we didn`t mess up any of those words. We actually changed them on purpose because we were kinda angry.
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    lordpoee Male 30-39
    101 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 1:58 pm
    @hknuddy You language makes no bloody sense, your government makes no bloody sense. Your people make no bloody sense. The whole UK is bollocks and you know it.
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    krakalacka Male 18-29
    22 posts
    May 11, 2010 at 7:13 pm
    "you`d be surprised how many words america has managed to f*ck up."

    you`d be surprised of the ignorance of people
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    malikymoo Female 18-29
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    May 12, 2010 at 3:58 am
    erm, there are worst things tbh..
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    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 5:25 am
    In a perfect world couriers and taxi drivers wouldn`t have B.O. and the English wouldn`t be a bunch of snaggle-toothed, sarcastic prXXks.
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    Tominatrix Male 13-17
    152 posts
    May 12, 2010 at 5:46 am
    seriously? you turned this into a race hate thing?

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