If The Bible Ever Uses Photos... [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

It really needs to use this guy as Jesus because he would make it awesome.
There are 65 comments:
Male 66
not jesus but that fat ass god Budha lol
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Female 282
I`d marry him and take his kitty. its so cute! <3
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Male 418
i bet the smell in that room is just wonderful. gotta have the fan close enough to blast that neck sweat off !!
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Female 635
i`d marry this guy
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Female 529
I love the look on the cat`s face.
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Male 3
Buddha!!!
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Female 452
@ 5Cats: I own a 6 year old male Maine Coon, and I would have to disagree about the "smart" bit. My kitty is the most beautiful cat I`ve ever seen, but he`s dumb as a stump.
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Female 2,352
@dude

Yes

Also I`ve never seen a hairless fat ass cat its pretty weird.
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Male 1,370
@IssaTheFiend NOFX?
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Female 2,352
How did the cat get so fat?
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Female 163
out of the whole picture i think the cat was the funniest part. the look on his face made me lol :D
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Female 536
those are some massive nipple rings
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Female 238
Aw, I was hoping for humorous animations depicting with wry commentary the over-influence the bible still holds on 21st century society. I feel so disappointed.
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Male 40,752
VV cute kitteh davymid!! Thx for the pic!
Maine Coons are big, they have a kind of `lion`s mane` of thicker fur, they`re very smart & friendly.
And everyone should get cats from shelters! (unless you`re getting directly from breeders, NO PET SHOPS! unless they`re rescue shelters... but I digress!)
My kittehs:
Sylvester: shelter (now gone)
Rocky: (Maine Coon!) shelter (now gone)
Calico: age 21, found in garbage dump
Felix: age 17, shelter
Tiger: age 15, box that said `free kittens`
Leibshen: age 8? given by friend who couldn`t keep her anymore.

Sylvester looked a LOT like a Norweigen Forrest Cat, and Rocky looked A LOT like a Maine Coon, I`m just assuming they were those breeds, lolz!
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Female 1,264
That cat is about to kill someone.
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Female 517
it left it`s fur on the computer O_o
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Female 1,593
What did you name your little bundle of fluff, Davy?

She`s adorable!!!
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Female 855
Jeebus, WHY?
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Male 1,370
This pic has too much awesome to even begin to explain.
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Female 1,963
Yeah, I still have one 5Cats. She`s just at home while I`m away studying. But I`m seeing her in a few weeks, yay!

And davy, OMG SO FLUFFY. And big kudos for getting a shelter cat. Sphynxes are obviously nearly impossible to come by at shelters, and it was the only kind of cat we could get due to my mom having asthma.
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Female 654
let my kittehz go....
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Female 150
The cats like "wait, what did you just say mary?!"
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Male 12,138
Cats, I got me a Maine Coon kit from the animal shelter a few weeks back (or at least, she has some Maine Coon in her best as I can tell). She is truly awesome. Pic included.



And also, to the bleaters, Fancylad`s not atheist.
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Male 40,752
@moefreak you had a sphynx!! :heart:
You`re a lucky pet-owner. I had a Maine Coon, he was wonderful! Now I have a Calico and 3 moggies, lolz! They`re wonderful too.

The `nipple rings` are props ie: fake. The towel on his head isn`t authentic and he`s wearing a bathrobe. OH YEAH! he looks JUST LIKE Jesus fancylad!

But it`s still a lovely kitteh!
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Male 2,049
100,000 Rupees...
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Male 2,344
this may be the most WTF photo IAB has ever shown and down.
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Male 558
Mr. Bigglesworth!!!
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Male 1
@paddyt07: Its any rule put out by an islamic scholar. varies from brutal punishments to banning face veils. some islamic sects believe following it is not necessary, some believe it is, but it depends on the scholar himself, how reputable is he.
the only person obligated to follow the fatwa is the issuer himself.
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Female 1,963
Mah gawd it`s a sphynx. I miss my kitty.
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Male 894
damn those rings are HUGE!
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Male 40,752
VV A Fatwa is a Muslim religous edict that lately has been used for things like death penalties, but can also be a positive thing.
Mostly to us Westerners, it`s the Death To The Infidel! Thingy tho...

I like the kitteh!! He`s just going along with it, lolz!
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Male 10,855
nipple rings?
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Male 39,913
a hairy man and a bald cat

I think he`s doing the virgin mary and baby jesus
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Male 343
i love the cat.
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Female 1,077
@ILikeApples
agreed. people make fun of things i like and hold dear every damn day and guess what? i ignore it. as the old adage goes, opinions are like a**holes. in that respect i`m more like their `savior` than they are.
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Male 1,067
I hate to sound stupid, but what is (a) Fatwa?
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Male 2,085
I don`t think so. fail!
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Female 2,228
"And lo Abraham went forth to sacrifice his first born son..."
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Male 503
after the hundredth joke about christianity, you would think that the people who are easily offended on this site wouldn`t come back on here... when will they ever learn. i personally like them. not because im an athesist but because they are mostly funny. so keep em coming fancylad
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Male 1,351
Ehh...didn`t work for me. I will say this: I support Cool Breeze 100%.
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Male 5,189
Yea!
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Male 40,752
YEah, fancylad`s pulled another random picture out and used it to bash Christianity. Another day, another Fatwa! Oh wait, Muslims do Fatwas, could be why this was NOT captioned thusly:

[quote]If the Koran ever used photos... It really needs to use this guy as Mohammed (pbuh) because he would make it awesome[/quote]

Awesome in whose books? Atheists? Jeepers fancy, you`re scraping bottom now.
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Female 9,572
"There is so much WTF to this, I don`t know where to start."

Same here...
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Male 149
indo, are you gay? Im not being anti-gay but are you???
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Male 3,619
THIS
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Female 1,329
Anyone notice the jester hat on the table.....
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Female 1,071
There is so much WTF to this, I don`t know where to start.
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Female 4
I am that cat
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Male 23
that guy is sexy. i would tug on those nipple rings and whatever else he may have to tug on.
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Male 351
@ CrakrJak: Fancy is just one of those atheists who wants to force his atheism on others. How ironic isn`t it?
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Female 4,084
being raised catholic we never did read the bible much, but jesus had a cat????!!!
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Male 17,511
Fancy must be on an anti-christian bent again.
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Female 1,515
Lols, that cat looks so disturbed
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Male 4,807
Ironically.. that IS Jesus.

He did say he`d be back.
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Male 544
This looks like a good "picture this" picture.
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Female 150
thats wrong in so many ways...
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Male 130
fancylad thats a new low !!
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Female 170
O.o
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Female 673
WANT!
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Male 295
CAN`T. TAKE. EYES. OFF. NIPPLERINGS.
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Male 53
fat cat is fat
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Female 3,574
what?
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Male 25,416
So very wrong!
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Male 25,416
so wrong!
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Male 20,911
Link: If The Bible Ever Uses Photos... [Pic] [Rate Link] - It really needs to use this guy as Jesus because he would make it awesome.
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